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The Warlizard Chronicles

Author : Warlizard
Publisher : Warlizard Ink LLC
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 268 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Warlizard Chronicles written by Warlizard and published by Warlizard Ink LLC. This book was released on 2011-03-09 with total page 268 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My new fianc�e Betty and I were sitting on the couch, watching the Westminster Kennel Club dog show when she looked over at me and casually said, "My first orgasm came from a dog." As I sat there stunned, trying to control my reactions and collect myself, I had two immediate thoughts: 1. Now I know why my dog likes her better. 2. I wish this were the worst thing she'd ever told me. And so begins the descent into the crazy improbable world of Warlizard, an average guy with an exceptional life. With no excuses and no apologies, Warlizard lives his life by one simple rule - "If opportunity knocks, answer the door." Gulf War Veteran, womanizer and serial troublemaker, sometimes he wins, sometimes he loses, but his stories are outlandish, extreme, fast-paced and funny as hell. Some actual reader feedback: - "You tell all women that story? You should wash out your mouth!" - "I think I could listen to your stories for hours." - "So you owe your marriage to the people who brought down the world trade center?" - "I have nothing else I can add or ask, except MORE STORIES." - "Holy s**t. I wish I was you." - "Man, you're an inspiration, seriously. F*** Tucker Max, you're the real s**t. I'm sure to remember your stories whenever there's a choice to do some crazy s**t. I used to say I'd do it for the lulz, now I'm gonna do it like WarLizard." - "You slept with another man's wife and then lied to him about it, and can say with a straight face it was the right thing to do?" - "Godda***t, I spewed out laughter too loud at work, now I have to leave because everyone knows I'm not doing s**t. F*** this is hilarious, and disconcerting, at the same time." - "He is the most interesting man in the world." - "I feel like a failure reading these stories, they're awesome." - "Your life experience makes me feel good. You good sir are somewhat of a new idol of mine. Nothing much you can do about that. Have a good day sir." - "Warlizard doesn't always drink beer, but when he does, he prefers Dos Equis." - "I just can't wrap my mind around the fact that not only a story like this exists but that a Reddit regular would be living it. And it kinda has this enthusiastic 'and then it happened...' moments in it that kinda style like you'd write fiction on the go." - "This guy is either the most creative man in the world or the most interesting man in the world. Either way..."

From Fatherless to Fatherhood

Author : Omar Epps
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 148348503X
Total Pages : 130 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (834 download)

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Download or read book From Fatherless to Fatherhood written by Omar Epps and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2018-05-04 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Having grown up without his biological father, then becoming a father himself, Epps shares an intimate, unapologetic, and emotional conversation about childhood, manhood, and parenting. Chronicling his journey from humble beginnings in Brooklyn, New York, to the bright lights of Hollywood, Epps touches on many themes surrounding the importance of family and community. He shows how men can break the cycle of fatherlessness within their families, and come to terms with their own issues surrounding their fathers. -- adapted from back cover

Prince of Thorns

Author : Mark Lawrence
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101543299
Total Pages : 336 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (15 download)

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Download or read book Prince of Thorns written by Mark Lawrence and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-08-02 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BOOK ONE IN THE BROKEN EMPIRE TRILOGY “Prince of Thorns deserves attention as the work of an iconoclast who seems determined to turn that familiar thing, Medievalesque Fantasy Trilogy, entirely on its head.”—Locus When he was nine, he watched as his mother and brother were killed before him. By the time he was thirteen, he was the leader of a band of bloodthirsty thugs. By fifteen, he intends to be king... It’s time for Prince Honorous Jorg Ancrath to return to the castle he turned his back on, to take what’s rightfully his. Since the day he hung pinned on the thorns of a briar patch and watched Count Renar’s men slaughter his mother and young brother, Jorg has been driven to vent his rage. Life and death are no more than a game to him—and he has nothing left to lose. But treachery awaits him in his father’s castle. Treachery and dark magic. No matter how fierce his will, can one young man conquer enemies with power beyond his imagining?

Lost at the Con

Author : Bryan Young
Publisher : Bryan Young
ISBN 13 : 0615489494
Total Pages : 262 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (154 download)

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Download or read book Lost at the Con written by Bryan Young and published by Bryan Young. This book was released on 2011-05-18 with total page 262 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lost at the Con tells the tale of a drunken political journalist and his dangerous assignment to a science fiction and fantasy convention. Though he'd rather be at home drinking his liver to death, his spiteful editor delivers an ultimatum: take the assignment or lose the steady paycheck. Since Cobb can't afford to turn down the job, he heads to Atlanta and dives head first into the realm of Griffin*Con, renowned the world over as the Mardis Gras of geek conventions. There, he finds all of the science fiction, fantasy, and cosplay he would expect, but he also finds something more sinister: a seedy underbelly of geeky debauchery, slash fiction, booze, sex, and drugs. Can he make it through this assignment without snapping and winding up on the front page himself? Or will the entire experience change him in ways he never imagined possible? It's been called "A masterful blend of fictional Gonzo journalism and geek culture that is sure to please audiences inside and outside the geek community."

Fear and Loathing

Author : Paul Perry
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780859654296
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (542 download)

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Download or read book Fear and Loathing written by Paul Perry and published by . This book was released on 2008-10-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Author.

The Songs of Distant Earth

Author : Arthur C. Clarke
Publisher : Rosetta Books
ISBN 13 : 0795325843
Total Pages : 279 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (953 download)

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Download or read book The Songs of Distant Earth written by Arthur C. Clarke and published by Rosetta Books. This book was released on 2012-11-30 with total page 279 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Earth refugees threaten a peaceful space settlement in this influential novel from the Golden Age science fiction author of 2001: A Space Odyssey. More than two thousand years in the future, a small human colony thrives on the ocean paradise of Thalassa—sent there centuries ago to continue the human race before Earth’s destruction. Thalassa’s resources are vast—and the human colony has lived a bucolic life there. But their existence is threatened when the spaceship Magellan arrives on their world—carrying one million refugees from Earth, fleeing the dying planet. Reputed to be Arthur C. Clarke’s favorite novel, The Songs of Distant Earth addresses several fascinating scientific questions unresolved in their time—including the question of why so few neutrinos from the sun have been measured on Earth. In addition, Clarke presents an inventive depiction of the use of vacuum energy to power spacecraft—and the technical logistics of space travel near the speed of light. “Clarke’s simple, musical style never falters in this sobering yet far from bleak commentary on humanity’s longing for the stars. Highly recommended.” —Library Journal

Insomnia

Author : Henry Miller
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 90 pages
Book Rating : 4.F/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Insomnia written by Henry Miller and published by . This book was released on 1974 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Consummata

Author : Mickey Spillane
Publisher : Titan Books (US, CA)
ISBN 13 : 0857685988
Total Pages : 256 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (576 download)

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Download or read book The Consummata written by Mickey Spillane and published by Titan Books (US, CA). This book was released on 2011-10-04 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "FRIEND, YOU'RE TALKING TO A GUY WITH A PRICE ON HIS HEAD AND THE POLICE AT HIS BACK..." Compared to the $40 million the cops think he stole, $75,000 may not sound like much. But it's all the money in the world to the struggling Cuban exiles of Miami who rescued Morgan the Raider. So when it's snatched by a man the Cubans trusted, Morgan sets out to get it back. A simple favor but as the bodies pile up -- dead men and beautiful women-- the Raider wonders what kind of Latin hell he's gotten himself into, and just who or what is the mysterious Consummata? Begun by mystery master Mickey Spillane in the late 1960s and completed four decades later by his friend Max Allan Collins (Road to Perdition), The Consummata is the long-awaited follow-up to Spillane's bestseller The Delta Factor -- a breathtaking tale of treachery, sensuality, and violence, showcasing two giants of crime fiction at their pulse-pounding, two-fisted best.

Black and White Nudes

Author : Russell Klein
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781468127577
Total Pages : 64 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (275 download)

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Download or read book Black and White Nudes written by Russell Klein and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-01-14 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The title says it all. This book is a collection of female nude images created by photographer Russell Klein of Scottsdale Images over the last 2 years. Showcasing some of Arizona's beautiful ladies in classic Black & White.

God Bless You, Mr. Vonnegut

Author : Bryan Young
Publisher : Shinebox Digital Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9780615586342
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (863 download)

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Download or read book God Bless You, Mr. Vonnegut written by Bryan Young and published by Shinebox Digital Publishing. This book was released on 2012 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Few authors have had as much influence on the youth of America than Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. He brought morality and humanism to the forefront of millions of minds and into the mind of one man in particular. Author, documentary filmmaker, and longtime Huffington Post contributor, Bryan Young has been a lifelong fan and student of Vonnegut's. God Bless You, Mr. Vonnegut is his love letter to the late writer, collecting essays, short stories, and other material written over the last ten years, all of it about, or directly inspired by, Vonnegut. From Huffington Post: Young displays here both his depth as a writer and passion for the art itself-much of which he traces back to Kurt Vonnegut. In a chapter devoted to teachers, Young recounts both experiences in his own public schooling and his feelings for Vonnegut as a passive teacher of sorts. Young also touches on the incredibly personal and political, recounting painful dealings with the US "health care system." There's a little bit of everything in here. And something for everyone. And at $3.99, it's hard to go wrong.

Beholder's Eye

Author : Julie E. Czerneda
Publisher : Astra Publishing House
ISBN 13 : 1101165677
Total Pages : 374 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (11 download)

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Download or read book Beholder's Eye written by Julie E. Czerneda and published by Astra Publishing House. This book was released on 1998-10-01 with total page 374 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: United in their natural form they are one, sharing all their memories, experiences, and lives. Apart they are six, the only existing members of their ancient race, a species with the ability to assume any form once they understand its essence. Their continued survival in a universe filled with races ready to destroy anyone perceived as different is based on the Rules. And first among those Rules is: Never reveal your true nature to another being. But when the youngest among them, Esen-alit-Quar, receives her first independent assignment to a world considered safe to explore, she stumbles into a trap no one could have anticipated. Her only means of escape lies in violating the First Rule. She reveals herself to a fellow captive―a human being/ While this mistake might not ordinarily prove fatal, the timing of the event could not be worse. For something new has finally made its way into the Universe, the Enemy of the Web, bringer of death to all forms of life. And the hunt it about to begin.

Lord Demon

Author : Roger Zelazny
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0380770237
Total Pages : 340 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (87 download)

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Download or read book Lord Demon written by Roger Zelazny and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2000-02-08 with total page 340 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The final masterpiece by the late and legendary Roger Zelazny, written in collaboration with acclaimed author Jane Lindskold. A once-legendary warrior, made soft by a thousand years of peace, seeks vengeance for the murder of a devoted human servant. He must preserve the demon race and the Demon Realms--an impossible task unless he can regain that which made him extraordinary.

The Accidental Time Machine

Author : Joe Haldeman
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 144063565X
Total Pages : 288 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (46 download)

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Download or read book The Accidental Time Machine written by Joe Haldeman and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2008-07-29 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NOW IN PAPERBACK-FROM THE AUTHOR OF MARSBOUND Grad- school dropout Matt Fuller is toiling as a lowly research assistant at MIT when he inadvertently creates a time machine. With a dead-end job and a girlfriend who left him for another man, Matt has nothing to lose in taking a time-machine trip himself-or so he thinks.

Valor's Choice

Author : Tanya Huff
Publisher : Jabberwocky Literary Agency, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1625675887
Total Pages : 418 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (256 download)

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Download or read book Valor's Choice written by Tanya Huff and published by Jabberwocky Literary Agency, Inc.. This book was released on 2022-07-29 with total page 418 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tanya Huff—acclaimed author of the Blood Series—begins her celebrated Confederation series that will launch readers into a future where Humans are not the most evolved species... Good thing they can take orders. Brought into the multi-species Confederation, Humans earn their place along the Taykan and the Krai by acting as military guardians of the Elder Races, who have risen above societal aggression and violence. When Staff Sergeant Torin Kerr and her platoon are dragged from some well-deserved R&R to play honor guard for a diplomatic mission to the non-Confederation planet of the Silsviss, Torin suspects that something is about to go wrong. You don't make staff sergeant in the CMC without a well-developed sense of paranoia. Justified paranoia when word reaches them that the enemy has been spotted in this sector of space. The diplomatic mission becomes a race to recruit the Silsviss into the Confederation before the enemy returns, claims the reptilian warriors as their own, and turns them loose on the Confederation. One battle-weary platoon has to step up to stop the slaughter.

The Hungry Kid

Author : Demitrius Bullock
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781502904546
Total Pages : 28 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (45 download)

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Download or read book The Hungry Kid written by Demitrius Bullock and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-11-07 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A humorous set of events unfolding while a kid tries to feed his hungry stomach. Read along as he thinks of different options and finally settles on an alternative.

Freedom's Landing

Author : Anne McCaffrey
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101655909
Total Pages : 292 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (16 download)

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Download or read book Freedom's Landing written by Anne McCaffrey and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013-03-26 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kristin Bjornsen lived a normal life, right up until the day the spaceships floated into view above Denver. As human slaves were herded into the maw of a massive vessel, Kristin realized her normal life was over and her fight for freedom was just beginning… The alien Catteni value strength and intelligence in their slaves—and Kristin has managed to survive her enslavement while hundreds of other humans have not. But her trial has just begun, for now she finds herself part of a massive experiment. The aliens have discovered a new world, and they have a simple way of finding out if it’s habitable: drop hundreds of slaves on the surface and see what happens. If they survive, colonization can begin. If not, there are always more slaves.

Alike and Different

Author : Bonnie Neugebauer
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 196 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (91 download)

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Download or read book Alike and Different written by Bonnie Neugebauer and published by . This book was released on 1992 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: CHAPTER 1: BEGINNING-- "It isn't fair!" Antibias curriculum for young children / Louise Derman-Sparks-- Talking about differences children notice / Elizabeth Crary-- "Where do we begin?" Bringing the world into your classroom / Bonnie Neugebauer-- CHAPTER 2: MEETING THE NEEDS OF ALL CHILDREN-- Obstacle courses are for every body / Carol Stock Kranowitz-- Helping whole children grow: nonsexist childrearing for infants and toddlers / Judith Leipzig-- Lost in a distant land: The foreign child's dilemma in child care / Athol B. Packer, Sharon C. Milner, and Marion H. Hong-- Guidelines for helping non-English-speaking children adjust and communicate / Karen Miller-- Recognizing giftedness in early childhood settings / Donna Garnett Chitwood-- Exploring diversity through the arts / Interviews with Jim Lasansky and Richard Lewis by Susan Epeneter, and an interview with Bob Blue by Candace Chang-- CHAPTER 3: STAFFING WITH DIVERSITY-- Honoring diversity: Problems and possibilities for staff and organization / Margie Carter-- Are you a dad and a teacher? Fathering- A year long curriculum / Cory Gann and Sharon Stine-- CHAPTER 4: LEARNING FROM PARENTS-- Tossed salad is terrific: Values of multicultural programs for children and families / Janet Brown McCracken-- Building positive images: Interracial children and their families / Francis Wardle-- Parenting a child with special needs / An interview with Meg Robinson-- CHAPTER 5: LIVING IN A CHANGING WORLD-- The impact of current changes in social structure on early childhood education programs / Gail Raymond and Dean K. McIntosh-- Children are caught-between home and school, culture and school / Betsy West-- Diversity and conflict: The whole world will never sing perfect harmony / Jim Greenman-- Meeting the needs of all children- An Indian perspectives / Harold Gossman-- All children are special / Jan Cole Krick-- CHAPTER 6: CONSIDERING OUR RESOURCES-- What are we really saying to children? Criteria for the selection of books and materials / Bonnie Neugebauer-- Reflecting diversity- books to read with young children / Bonnie Neugebauer.