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Once Upon an Effing Time

Author : Buffy Cram
Publisher : Douglas & McIntyre
ISBN 13 : 1771623616
Total Pages : 381 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (716 download)

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Download or read book Once Upon an Effing Time written by Buffy Cram and published by Douglas & McIntyre. This book was released on 2023-10-07 with total page 381 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A quirky, thrilling, darkly-funny page-turner that explores the fuzzy lines between sanity and insanity, magic and reality, love and duty. It’s 1969. An eight-year-old girl, Elizabeth Squire, has a choice to make: to be disabled by the circumstances of her own botched birth or to become extraordinary. In Buffy Cram’s captivating new novel, Elizabeth narrates the story of her childhood in the late sixties, describing how she came to be at a Vancouver halfway house at the age of nineteen. Once Upon an Effing Time chronicles the sometime-exploitative relationship between Elizabeth and Margaret, her mother, and the bizarre and criminal misadventures they have after running away from Ontario’s cheese belt and their “Big Sad Story.” Attempting to bond with her neglectful mother, Elizabeth learns to adopt personas and live multiple lives, transforms into a fortune teller named MeMe who speaks primarily in Bob Dylan lyrics, and joins an American hippie doomsday cult. Elizabeth’s life is fragmented between ordinary childhood pleasures and indulging her mother’s conspiracy theories about the upcoming moon landing by hiding pamphlets in New York City public library books. Throughout, Buffy Cram weaves humour and heartbreak together to form an engaging narrative about cults—the cult of family, the cult of counterculture, the cult of Rock n’ Roll—and the role of story within those cults.

Once Upon a Time, There Was You

Author : Elizabeth Berg
Publisher : Ballantine Books
ISBN 13 : 0345517326
Total Pages : 306 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (455 download)

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Download or read book Once Upon a Time, There Was You written by Elizabeth Berg and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2011-10-04 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Even on their wedding day, John and Irene sensed that they were about to make a mistake. Years later, divorced, dating other people, and living in different parts of the country, they seem to have nothing in common—nothing except the most important person in each of their lives: Sadie, their spirited eighteen-year-old daughter. Feeling smothered by Irene and distanced from John, Sadie is growing more and more attached to her new boyfriend, Ron. When tragedy strikes, Irene and John come together to support the daughter they love so dearly. What takes longer is to remember how they really feel about each other. Elizabeth Berg’s immense talent shines in this unforgettable novel about the power of love, the unshakeable bonds of family, and the beauty of second chances.

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

Author : Quentin Tarantino
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 0063112531
Total Pages : 335 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (631 download)

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Download or read book Once Upon a Time in Hollywood written by Quentin Tarantino and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2021-06-29 with total page 335 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Quentin Tarantino’s long-awaited first work of fiction—at once hilarious, delicious and brutal—is the always surprising, sometimes shocking, novelization of his Academy Award winning film. RICK DALTON—Once he had his own TV series, but now Rick’s a washed-up villain-of-the week drowning his sorrows in whiskey sours. Will a phone call from Rome save his fate or seal it? CLIFF BOOTH—Rick’s stunt double, and the most infamous man on any movie set because he’s the only one there who might have got away with murder. . . . SHARON TATE—She left Texas to chase a movie-star dream, and found it. Sharon’s salad days are now spent on Cielo Drive, high in the Hollywood Hills. CHARLES MANSON—The ex-con’s got a bunch of zonked-out hippies thinking he’s their spiritual leader, but he’d trade it all to be a rock ‘n’ roll star.

Large Garbage

Author : Buffy Cram
Publisher : D & M Publishers
ISBN 13 : 1771000791
Total Pages : 28 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (71 download)

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Download or read book Large Garbage written by Buffy Cram and published by D & M Publishers. This book was released on 2012-02-24 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the surreal world of Buffy Cram’s stories, someone or something has slipped beneath the skins of her already beleaguered characters, rearranging the familiar into something strange and even sinister, making off with their emotional and even physical goods. In Large Garbage: A Radio Belly Single, a smug suburbanite becomes obsessed with the "hybrids," the wandering mob of intellectual vagrants overrunning his complacent little cul de sac, snacking on pate and reciting poetry. Equally repelled by the hybrids' uncleanliness and intrigued by their freedom, Henry draws dangerously close to their secret nighttime life of sloshing claret and Proust quotes that overflow from finger-printed wine glasses and dirt-smudged lips. As the LA Times wrote: this "'new breed of homelessness'...cleverly envisions an alternative to the ever-widening circle of consumption that defines us now."

Once Upon a Time

Author :
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 280 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (918 download)

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Download or read book Once Upon a Time written by and published by . This book was released on 1912 with total page 280 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Once Upon a Time in the East

Author : Steven Edwards
Publisher : Booksmango
ISBN 13 : 1633230570
Total Pages : 135 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (332 download)

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Download or read book Once Upon a Time in the East written by Steven Edwards and published by Booksmango. This book was released on 2014-06-27 with total page 135 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Isaan. Northeast Thailand. The furthest reaches of Old Siam. No coastline; no glistening lengths of powdery white sand; no Pad Thai-obsessed tourists; no touts; no taxis; no beggars; no hedonistic nights of extreme debauchery. Nothing. Just a whole lot of jungle. During a visit to Bangkok, I once saw a rack of t-shirts proclaiming that ‘good guys go to heaven and bad guys go to Pattaya’. Nothing for Isaan though. After all, who wants to walk around with ‘the clinically stupid’ emblazoned across their chest? I first visited Northeast Thailand in my late twenties. Initially I was appalled by the lack of, well, anything. For a chap hailing from suburban London it felt like I’d alighted into a particularly tedious episode of the Archers. However, the people, the fauna, and indeed the flora, made this impromptu sabbatical a quite extraordinary experience. The stories on the following pages are an account of my years spent in hot and sticky rural Siam.

Darwin's Bastards

Author : Zsuzsi Gartner
Publisher : Douglas & McIntyre
ISBN 13 : 1553654927
Total Pages : 466 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (536 download)

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Download or read book Darwin's Bastards written by Zsuzsi Gartner and published by Douglas & McIntyre. This book was released on 2010 with total page 466 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Collects stories of future times and parallel universes with characters including a one-legged International Actuarial Forensics specialist, a pharmaceutical guinea pig, and a far-sighted fetus.

Once Upon a Mentor

Author : Shabana Mukhtar
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 172 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Once Upon a Mentor written by Shabana Mukhtar and published by . This book was released on 2023-11-16 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A stalker who refuses to reveal his identity, a crush who refuses to take me seriously, a friend-slash-mentor who doesn't talk about anything except work... Zoya is confused. She is getting older, nearing the 'unmarriageable' age. It doesn't not help that she sort of likes someone, and someone sort of likes her. And, then, the pandemic strikes, making it all the more complex. Onit is confuse. Her mother wants him to marry and he is waiting for the right time to propose to the girl he loved since he was a young boy. And, then, the pandemic strikes, making it all the more complex. A contemporary love triangle short story - Zoya, Onir and Time. *** "Once Upon a Mentor" is second in my “Once Upon a Time” series – a series of is a series of standalone, clean and wholesome, sweet and fuzzy romantic stories with people from one story popping up in another as a guest appearance of sorts. The stories can be read in any order. I do not dig cliff hangers nor can I write one. For better experience, read them in order, will you? ***

The Jesuit

Author : Thomas W. Whitley
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.A/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Jesuit written by Thomas W. Whitley and published by . This book was released on 1850 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Once Upon A Cliche, A Peaceful Pilgrim Novel

Author : Karen Wiesner
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1387973223
Total Pages : 288 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (879 download)

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Download or read book Once Upon A Cliche, A Peaceful Pilgrim Novel written by Karen Wiesner and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2019-04-04 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Detached and ignored for most of her life, Brayla Sullivan is the awkward, ugly duckling destined for spinsterhood who's never been kissed, never gone anywhere beyond the small town she was born and raised in. When she starts corresponding with a man from a ""Meet Exotic Singles"" website and he suggests they meet, she drops everything to fly to him in a last-ditch effort to find her happily-ever-after. The only son in a family of daughters, Shaun Levi, Peaceful's Chief of Police, has never looked the part of a dashing hero. Brayla has been nothing more than a buddy he's known all his life. But, when a kiss between them on New Year's takes a turn for the what-have-we-done?, he sees a side to his old friend he never anticipated?and the consequences may just leave him without a friend or a prayer of convincing her they could share so much more. What follows is a series of unfortunate events in which everything goes wrong?

My Once Upon a Time

Author : Diran Adebayo
Publisher : Gardners Books
ISBN 13 : 9780349114422
Total Pages : 336 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (144 download)

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Download or read book My Once Upon a Time written by Diran Adebayo and published by Gardners Books. This book was released on 2001 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Seven days to find a bride in the city for a mysterious millionaire from the country. It sounds like a lucrative, straightforward case for Private Investigator Boy, an above-average sinner if a less than successful Private Eye. But as Boy searches through the different sides of a dark city on behalf of his client, he discovers that his quest is as much about himself, and exorcising the demons in his past, as it is about finding the 'woman in a thousand'. When the legendary Race Man intervenes, Boy's investigations propel all parties to a stunning climax. Rich, poignant, and brimming with invention, Diran Adebayo's MY ONCE UPON A TIME is a remarkably perceptive insight into our times. For more information on this author contact his website on www.diran.com

Once Upon a Time

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Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780780771246
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (712 download)

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Download or read book Once Upon a Time written by and published by . This book was released on with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Once Upon a Time in Vegas: All the Pretty Girls

Author : S. Thomas Murphy
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1312790938
Total Pages : 300 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (127 download)

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Download or read book Once Upon a Time in Vegas: All the Pretty Girls written by S. Thomas Murphy and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2017-07-06 with total page 300 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As South Las Vegas Community College is prepared for demolition, three of its faculty members fight to keep the school open long enough to graduate one last class of students. But nothing is ever what it seems in the Nevada desert. Soon, the down-on-their-luck, lovable-but-misguided rogues are stumbling their way through casinos and gentlemen's clubs, as they attempt to save ALL the women of Las Vegas from pirates, ghosts, and angry club owners. Along the way, maybe they'll even find the treasure that's buried somewhere on campus. Without digging up the dead bodies.

A Pickle for the Knowing Ones

Author : Timothy Dexter
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 44 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (334 download)

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Download or read book A Pickle for the Knowing Ones written by Timothy Dexter and published by . This book was released on 1848 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Once Upon a Cowpat

Author : Graham Hutchins
Publisher : Exisle Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1927187397
Total Pages : 210 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (271 download)

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Download or read book Once Upon a Cowpat written by Graham Hutchins and published by Exisle Publishing. This book was released on 2012-03-22 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Country folk have their own way of doing things and their own sense of humour too. They are naturally wary of men in suits and university types, and such people have to be put to the test before they can be accepted. They are not too keen on new-fangled ways of doing things either; a meal of mountain oysters is one thing, but washed down with a glass of bull’s semen? What’s the world coming to? 'Once Upon A Cowpat' is a hugely enjoyable collection of rural yarns, with subjects ranging from the Hokitika Wildfoods Festival, country rugby and encounters with farm machinery, to uppity animals, time in the pub and Mystery Creek. The stories are peopled with a diverse collection of oddball farming types, tough hunter-gatherers, ten-acre blockers and wet-behind-the-ears farm workers. They frequently find themselves in some pretty hair-raising and sometimes downright hilarious predicaments. Tall tales or gospel truth? Well, Graham Hutchins has met some real characters in his time, but he is also a master story-teller, so you’ll have to make up your own mind on that one. One thing’s for sure though: this is a book that men and women of all ages will enjoy, whether in gumboots or fireside slippers.

Once Upon a Bad Boy

Author : Melonie Johnson
Publisher : St. Martin's Paperbacks
ISBN 13 : 1250193087
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (51 download)

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Download or read book Once Upon a Bad Boy written by Melonie Johnson and published by St. Martin's Paperbacks. This book was released on 2019-06-25 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEVER SAY NEVER Sadie Gold is ready to take her career to the next level with the role of a lifetime. Finally, she can shake her reputation as a pretty face with more wealth and connections than talent. But Sadie is not prepared for the wild turn her own life is about to take. The man in charge of training Sadie for her most demanding role yet is none other than her first real boyfriend—the one who took her heart and ran away. WHEN IT COMES TO LOVE Bo Ibarra is as good-looking and irresistible as ever. Maybe even more so, now that everything once worked against them—Sadie’s pampered and privileged upbringing and Bo’s childhood in a family struggling to make ends meet—is in the past. But the future is still unwritten...and getting there, together, means coming clean about painful secrets and slashing through nasty tabloid rumors while trying to control the attraction that crackles between them. Maybe it’s finally time for them to walk off into the sunset and into a true and lasting love? The Sometimes in Love series is: “Playful, passionate, and positively unputdownable!” —New York Times bestselling author Christina Lauren “Witty, sexy...Melonie Johnson is an addictive new voice in contemporary romance.” —New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Julie Ann Walker

Once Upon a Cowboy

Author : Maggie McGinnis
Publisher : Loveswept
ISBN 13 : 1101884967
Total Pages : 314 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (18 download)

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Download or read book Once Upon a Cowboy written by Maggie McGinnis and published by Loveswept. This book was released on 2015-06-30 with total page 314 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this sexy Whisper Creek romance for readers of Kristan Higgins, Susan Mallery, and Molly O’Keefe, a red-hot cowboy uses some Montana magic to give a reclusive beauty her happily ever after. Yoga instructor Jessalyn Alcott radiates peace, calm, and serenity—on the outside. Inside, she still feels like the broken, desperate girl from the trailer park. She’s got dark secrets she can’t share, which is why she never lets her relationships go beyond the third date. But when she travels to the Whisper Creek dude ranch for a friend’s wedding, Jess is enchanted by a cowboy whose deep blue eyes, dimpled smile, and rock-hard body make it tough to remember why she keeps running scared. Cole Driscoll has struggled to find his place on a family ranch where he’s always played second fiddle. His future might be uncertain, but he’s sure of one thing: He wants Jess by his side. Easier said than done. When it comes to getting close, she’s full of excuses, and he longs to fix the hurt he sees in her eyes. Now that she’s at Whisper Creek, there’s nothing he wants more than to break down the walls around her heart and heal her pain with the power of love. Maggie McGinnis’s sweetly sensual Whisper Creek novels can be read together or separately: ACCIDENTAL COWGIRL | A COWBOY’S CHRISTMAS PROMISE | ONCE UPON A COWBOY | UNLUCKY IN LOVE | MEANT TO BE | TAKING A CHANCE Praise for Once Upon a Cowboy “Sexy, charming, and perfectly heartwarming, Once Upon a Cowboy is the ultimate pick-me-up. Everything about this book made me smile. Maggie McGinnis just keeps getting better and better!”—USA Today bestselling author Lauren Layne “Maggie McGinnis combines nostalgia, romance, and heartbreak in the Whisper Creek characters in a way that will leave you emotionally drained and your heart full.”—Sarah Robinson, bestselling author of Breaking a Legend “Romantic and emotional, Once Upon a Cowboy is as swoon-worthy and heartwarming as it gets!”—Elisabeth Barrett, author of Once and Again “The characters will capture your heart and envelope you in their fears and struggles to find that forever love. . . . McGinnis is a brilliant writer.”—Fresh Fiction “There are equal measures of heartache and joy sprinkled throughout the read, making it a story that engulfs the reader.”—Examiner.com “What a beautiful, emotionally charged story this was! Maggie McGinnis has written a book that will draw you in from the first chapter and take you on an emotional journey. She’ll make you smile and also have you grabbing a tissue, but in the end she has woven a tale that will make any doubter believe in happily ever afters.”—Em and M Books