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Book Synopsis The King Of The Dad Jokes by : Joe Dyson
Download or read book The King Of The Dad Jokes written by Joe Dyson and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2015-02-08 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An article in The Huffington Post referred to Joe Dyson as "The King of the Dad Jokes" because of his 500 joke filled videos on his Youtube channel, "DysonShow500". Now, Joe is releasing many of those gags in his new joke book, "The King of the Dad Jokes. Let the laughing begin...
Book Synopsis The Big Book of Dad Jokes by : Joe Kerz
Download or read book The Big Book of Dad Jokes written by Joe Kerz and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-04-19 with total page 389 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hundreds and Hundreds of Jokes that Will Drive Your Family Crazy Nothing is more hilarious for moms, sons, and daughters than the bad jokes dads tell. (Well, at least he thinks they're hilarious . . .) Have you ever noticed when you’re out to dinner and your dad takes it upon himself to antagonize your server with a lame joke? Has he ever made a pun that made everyone at a family gathering roll their eyes? Has he ever made a corny comment about things simply lying around the house? If you answered “yes” to any of the following, you’re not alone. Dad jokes are at the center of all dad interactions and the core of every dad’s persona. This comedic compendium compiles more than eight hundred of the best jokes dads can use to hone their craft and ensure maximum eye rolling. Included within are jokes such as: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food; no atmosphere. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality. With Dad Jokes, give your dad the gift of becoming the least funny/most "punny" guy in the room.
Book Synopsis My Dad's Jokes Are Very (Terribly, Awfully, Painfully) Bad! by : Jacob Eckeberger
Download or read book My Dad's Jokes Are Very (Terribly, Awfully, Painfully) Bad! written by Jacob Eckeberger and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-21 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book inspired by Dad Jokes and the families who put up with them (but secretly love them, too).
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Jimmy Niro and published by World's Best Dad Jokes Collection. This book was released on 2018 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me." Ah, the dad joke--humor that reminds us of all the lovable, embarrassing dads out there. Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh: I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? A: The road. With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for you to hold your own against even the most embarrassing of dads. But remember--you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Joke Books for Kids and published by Joke Books for Kids. This book was released on 2018-05-29 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Father's Day, give Dad a taste of his own bad medicine with Dad Jokes, the joke book you'll hate to love! Over 100 hilarious knock knock jokes, puns, and silly punchlines about all of Dad's favorite things will have the whole family laughing. Q: What did the daddy volcano say to his son? A: I lava you. Q: What does the Sourdough daddy do at night? A: Tells breadtime stories.
Download or read book Dead Dad Jokes written by Ollie Schminkey and published by SCB Distributors. This book was released on 2021-05-25 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 2022 Midwest Book Awards- Debut Poetry Finalist 2022 Eric Hoffer Awards - Da Vinci Eye Finalist 2022 Eric Hoffer Awards - Grand Prize Short List 2022 Eric Hoffer Awards - Poetry Honorable Mention 2019 Button Poetry Video Contest Winner Dead Dad Jokes is an unflinching take on family, loss and trauma. There is nothing quiet about Schminkey's debut. Every page is raw, honest and unforgettable. Dead Dad Jokes brings the impact of addiction into crisp focus while also shattering our simplistic TV preconceptions about it. Ollie never lets the reader slip into the easy sadness of cliche - instead they guide us through the realities and contradictions of losing someone you love and of death - reminding us that they need not be one and the same.
Book Synopsis King of the Dad Jokes by : Jh Notebooks
Download or read book King of the Dad Jokes written by Jh Notebooks and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-05-21 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: King of the Dad Jokes 6 x 9 notebook 100 blank lined pages for recording his quips and japes, his hilarity and silliness. Father's Day Gift (Or Christmas or birthday if you forget father's day).
Book Synopsis A Sh*t Load of Dad Jokes by : Joe King
Download or read book A Sh*t Load of Dad Jokes written by Joe King and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-07-26 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 Jokes To Take a Poo To! 'Farting in a lift.... it's wrong on so many levels' A sh*t load of dad jokes that have been compiled and created by Joe King to entertain Dad's (and mums!) whilst on the toilet. With over 500 jokes, you will love this! A superb gift to those dad's who think they are funny yet actually need some new jokes!
Book Synopsis King of the Dad Jokes by : Richie Parrish
Download or read book King of the Dad Jokes written by Richie Parrish and published by . This book was released on 2020-04-23 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: PROMO PRICE OFFER! A FUNNY journal to bring a smile to your day! Perfect for writing down your ideas, thoughts or notes from ANOTHER pointless meeting! Great gift for any occasion 90 pages have plenty of room to write in. Pages are lined on both sides 90 Pages Great gift for co-workers Great Birthday gift
Book Synopsis Dad Of The Year by : Robert D. Calloway
Download or read book Dad Of The Year written by Robert D. Calloway and published by . This book was released on 2023-06-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get ready to unleash a wave of laughter with the complete collection of nothing-serious, goofy, silly, even tasteless dad jokes Whether you're a dad looking to up your joke game, or simply in need of some lighthearted entertainment, this book has got you covered. With plenty of rib-tickling jokes, this book offers a treasure trove of timeless humor that will have your family and friends rolling on the floor with laughter. From classic gags to clever wordplay, each joke is carefully selected to deliver maximum comedic impact. You'll find yourself armed with an arsenal of puns to unleash in any situation, from family gatherings to dinner parties and beyond. These jokes are guaranteed to lighten the mood and create unforgettable moments of laughter and joy. This book is more than just a book - it's a ticket to becoming the life of the party.Whether you're an avid jokester or just starting your journey into the world of dad jokes, this book is a must-have addition to your humor library. So, grab your copy today and get ready to unleash a barrage of laughter that will make you the hero of every gathering! What makes this book different: Perfect for All Occasions---Whether it's family gatherings, road trips, parties, or simply a cozy evening at home, these jokes are designed to lighten the mood and create memorable moments of joy and laughter. Easy to Share---With its clever one-liners and puns, this book equips you with an arsenal of jokes that are easy to remember and share with friends, family, and colleagues, making you the life of any gathering. Enhance Your Dad Joke Game---If you're a dad looking to level up your humor, this book is your ultimate guide. It provides inspiration and new material to help you become the ultimate king of dad jokes. With captivating images---Be prepared to laugh, giggle, and share endless moments of joy as you delve into this hilarious blend of jokes and visuals that will leave you wanting more! So, get ready to embrace your inner comedian and share the gift of laughter with those around you. With this hilarious collection in your hands, you'll be the funniest dad on the block!
Book Synopsis The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes by : Ian Allen
Download or read book The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes written by Ian Allen and published by Portico. This book was released on 2013-08-08 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that ‘it’s in the way that you tell them’, Dads – for the best part of forever – have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it’s telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say – jokes that will make you groan, sigh ... and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers – but don’t tell your dad that, it’ll only encourage him!
Book Synopsis King Of Dad Jokes by : Dad's Notebooks
Download or read book King Of Dad Jokes written by Dad's Notebooks and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-17 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This blank lined journal is an awesome funny gift for your dad on father's day, it's a great way to show how much you love, appreciate and respect your father. Fathers day Lined Journal Features: 110 blank lined pages. Professionally designed soft matte cover. Convenient size to take anywhere. Can be used as a journal, notebook or a composition book.
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Joe Kerz and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-06-05 with total page 181 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever noticed when you’re out to dinner and your dad takes it upon himself to antagonize your server with a lame joke? Has he ever made a pun that made everyone at a family gathering roll their eyes? Has he ever made a corny comment about things simply lying around the house? If you answered “yes” to any of the following, you’re not alone. Dad jokes are at the center of all dad interactions and the core of every dad’s persona. This comedic canon compiles more than four hundred of the best pseudo-witty quips so that dads can hone their craft and ensure maximum eye rolling. Included within are jokes such as: Last night, I had a dream that I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted. How many apples grow on a tree? All of them. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care. What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! And many other gut-busting groaners for your amusement! With Dad Jokes, give your dad the gift of becoming the ultimate jokester and the master of all things punny—or just keep it for yourself.
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Garret Thompson and published by . This book was released on 2020-07-11 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We've all heard Dad Joke. They've been received them with groans, eye rolls, and begrudging laughs. Dad jokes are both beloved and despised- like corny puns, they're funny because they're so not funny. But what makes a dad joke different from a regular pun? The signature of a dad joke is that it's utterly uncool. Grandma may be the queen of nonsensical sayings, but Dad is certainly the king of cheesy jokes. But dad jokes aren't just for dads. There's no better way to diffuse tension or create a comfortable, playful environment than with a corny joke, and these ironic and hilarious one-liners are great icebreakers for all ages. Not only are these jokes sure to lighten up a crowd, but they're actually funny and guaranteed to earn some chuckles. Beat dad at his own game at the Thanksgiving table when you're armed with these clever dad jokes. Add these clever one-liners and puns to your repertoire and you'll be on your way to matching dad's pun-king status in no time.
Book Synopsis Dad Jokes by : Editors of Portable Press
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-09-01 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Trisha Sofa and published by . This book was released on 2020-06-11 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We've all heard Dad Joke. They've been received them with groans, eye rolls, and begrudging laughs. Dad jokes are both beloved and despised- like corny puns, they're funny because they're so not funny. But what makes a dad joke different from a regular pun? The signature of a dad joke is that it's utterly uncool. Grandma may be the queen of nonsensical sayings, but Dad is certainly the king of cheesy jokes. But dad jokes aren't just for dads. There's no better way to diffuse tension or create a comfortable, playful environment than with a corny joke, and these ironic and hilarious one-liners are great icebreakers for all ages. Not only are these jokes sure to lighten up a crowd, but they're actually funny and guaranteed to earn some chuckles. Beat dad at his own game at the Thanksgiving table when you're armed with these clever dad jokes. Add these clever one-liners and puns to your repertoire and you'll be on your way to matching dad's pun-king status in no time.
Author :Share The Love Gifts Publisher :Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN 13 :9781719204842 Total Pages :52 pages Book Rating :4.2/5 (48 download)
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Share The Love Gifts and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-05-16 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why did the golfer patch his pants? a. Because he got a hole in 1. Everyone loves cheesy, badly timed dad jokes because they are told by your dad, and you only get one dad, right? So, help your dad improve his collection of jokes that make will you cringe and laugh at the same time. This joke book for dads will make a great gift, as the giver can write who it's from on the cover, so dad will think of you while telling his cheesy jokes. An awesome Father's Day Gift, birthday Gift for dads, or Christmas gift for Dads.
