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Author : William Heath Robinson
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 76 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (319 download)
Download or read book Humours of Golf written by William Heath Robinson and published by . This book was released on 1923 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : William Heath Robinson
Publisher : Duckbacks
ISBN 13 : 9780715609156
Total Pages : 50 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (91 download)
Download or read book Humours of Golf written by William Heath Robinson and published by Duckbacks. This book was released on 1975 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : William Heath Robinson
Publisher : Bloomsbury Academic
ISBN 13 : 9780715614877
Total Pages : 50 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (148 download)
Download or read book Humours of Golf written by William Heath Robinson and published by Bloomsbury Academic. This book was released on 1975 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : A. J. Belfour
Publisher : Read Books Ltd
ISBN 13 : 1447490460
Total Pages : 26 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (474 download)
Download or read book Stories From The Course - The Humours Of Golf written by A. J. Belfour and published by Read Books Ltd. This book was released on 2011-10-12 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Humours of Golf by Arthur James Balfour (25 July 1848 - 19 March 1930). Balfour was known from early life as a cultured musician, and as well as being heavily involved in politics he also became an enthusiastic golf player, becoming captain of the Royal and Ancient Golf Club of St Andrews in 1894-1895.
Author : Allan Zullo
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0740771221
Total Pages : 225 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (47 download)
Download or read book Golf Is a Funny Game written by Allan Zullo and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2008-04 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whether it's the hacker who caught his own ricocheted drive, the pro who stripped down to his shorts to play a shot, or the caddie who lost a golf bag during a round, one thing is certain: Golf is a funny game." -From the introduction From bogies and birdies to par shots and eagles, Zullo offers outrageously funny golf tales certain to entertain golf's millions of enthusiasts. More Golf Is a Funny Game From Arnie's infamous run-in with the ninth tee at Rancho Park Golf Course to the amateur hacker who was hit in the head by his own ricocheting golf ball, Allan Zullo presents more than 100 sidesplitting anecdotes of life on the green for linksmen and women in dire need of a laugh and a lower handicap. Recounting mulligans and master strokes from the days hickory shafts ruled the fairways to the 2006 PGA, Champions, and LPGA Tours, this comical compendium is executed with the precision of a flawless bunker shot into the cup.
Author : Leon White
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780983213703
Total Pages : 212 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (137 download)
Download or read book Golf Course of Rhymes written by Leon White and published by . This book was released on 2011-04-11 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Written with the help of golfing poets such as Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Rudyard Kipling, Charles “Chick” Evans, Grantland Rice and Billy Collins. Laid out as a golf course with Holes (chapters) such as “St. Andrews,” “Agonies and Frustrations,” “Advice,” “Politics and War,” “Links with the Devil” and “The Women’s Game.” Illustrated with pictures, cartoons and photographs. The text and poems include humorous tales, historical dramas and personal accounts that will touch the hearts of golfers universally. Much of the material comes from inaccessible books and magazines published in the U.S., England and Scotland before 1930.
Author : Bill Murray
Publisher : Crown
ISBN 13 : 0767905229
Total Pages : 223 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (679 download)
Download or read book Cinderella Story written by Bill Murray and published by Crown. This book was released on 2000-05-16 with total page 223 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One of the funniest, most beloved, and most often quoted entertainers in the world tells his tale of Life and Golf--and of somehow surviving both. With his brilliant creation, groundskeeper Carl Spackler, and the outrageous success of the film Caddyshack firmly etched into the American consciousness, Bill Murray and golf have become synonymous. Filled with Murray's trademark deadpan and dead-on humor, Cinderella Story chronicles his love affair with golf from the life lessons he learned as a caddy--"how to smoke, curse, play cards. But more important, when to"--to his escapades on the Pro-Am golf circuit at the Augusta National and as a fan at the Masters, the U.S. Open, and the Western Open. An up-by-the-bootstraps tale of a man, his muse, and our society's fascination with a little white ball, Cinderella Story is one pilgrim's bemused path through the doglegs.
Author : Chris Traber
Publisher : Markham, Ont. : Partners Fore
ISBN 13 : 9780968458006
Total Pages : 62 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (58 download)
Download or read book Strictly Fore! Laughs written by Chris Traber and published by Markham, Ont. : Partners Fore. This book was released on 1999 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An al new collection of golf humor, quips, quotes, games, quack fit tips handicapping information and a golfer's diary in a golf bag trimmed book that's sure to give every golfer the giggles.
Author : M. Prefontaine
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781543284973
Total Pages : 68 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (849 download)
Download or read book Golf It's a Funny Old Game written by M. Prefontaine and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-02-25 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For us rabbits the game of golf is a constant battle between fantasy and reality. The great hopes and ambitions that accompany us on the first tee quickly evaporate by a combination of mother nature, gravity and the cruelest of luck. One of the charms of the Great Game is that we are constantly chasing what is, in theory, attainable but in reality highly elusive. It is a perpetual series of occasions for hope. David Feherty summed it up when he said; "Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle." It is astonishing how long the occasional miracle can remain in the memory to the total eclipse of all else. Golf is a game whose hook is baited with hope. This book is a compendium of quotes from players who have been similarly troubled by the journey from great hopes to cruel reality. I hope you enjoy their reflections.
Author : Joshua Shifrin
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1510767053
Total Pages : 192 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (17 download)
Download or read book Golf Jokes written by Joshua Shifrin and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-10-26 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Golf Jokes, Josh Shifrin has put together a list of the funniest, most humorous, side-stitching, belly busting, and toe-tickling list of comedic prose to keep you laughing throughout anything this amazing game can throw at you. From concise one-liners to fuller-length quips, Shifrin takes you from the fairway to the green and beyond. Some of the hundreds of jokes include: Why do true golfers always avoid pie whenever possible? Because they are worried that they might get a slice. Why are golf balls similar to eggs? Because they’re white, normally sold by the dozen, and every week you need to buy more of them. How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? Fore! What gives most golfers nightmares? The Bogeyman. Where can you find a golfer on most Saturday nights? Out clubbing, of course. Golf is very similar to paying your taxes. You strive for the green but eventually come out in the hole. And many more! The perfect gift for golf gurus everywhere!
Author : Joshua Shifrin
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1510744762
Total Pages : 160 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (17 download)
Download or read book Golf's Best Excuses written by Joshua Shifrin and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Explain away your bad shots—and have your friends laugh at the same time! In Golf's Best Excuses, author Joshua Shifrin takes a witty approach in helping golfers make sense of their worst days on the golf course. The next time a player goes down in defeat, he or she can always explain the woeful round with “My golf clubs are too old.” Or after a bad putt, golfers might try to explain the mishap with, “There were too many spike marks on the green.” Shifrin has crafted 150 funny—but all-too-real—excuses for pros and amateurs alike. Examples include: I’m late for my wedding and it’s throwing off my concentration. I thought this hole was a dogleg to the left . . . not right. If I didn’t have those four double bogeys I could have scored really well today. Someone yelled “fore” during my backswing. Any many more! Whether you want to motivate the duffer in your life or laugh away embarrassing mistakes in your own game, Golf's Best Excuses is a must-read. Complete with laugh-out-loud full-color cartoons, this book makes for the perfect gift.
Author : Team Golfwell
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780473557454
Total Pages : 88 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (574 download)
Download or read book For the Golfer Who Has Everything written by Team Golfwell and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-16 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "I liked this book. It is funny and enjoyed it!" - Peter Jablonski "Enjoyable, entertaining and interesting. Five big stars!" - Jason Frierson The perfect gift for any golfer! Funny true and little-known golf tales, insane golf courses, golf anecdotes, golf jokes, hilarious quotes, world golf records, and much more in this amusing new book created by bestselling golf writers, Team Golfwell. Their books have sold thousands of copies. This book makes a memorable and enjoyable Holiday gift, a great stocking stuffer, birthday gift, Father's Day gift or a gift for any occasion and will bring a smile to his face. This is a gift a golfer will remember for the laughs it brings and as it was once said, "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give." - Winston Churchill He can share these stories with golfing friends, or on the 19th hole, or anytime! A great book to keep on the nightstand, read while traveling, or anytime! Buy this unique book and get him something new to share! He'll love you for it!
Author : Rick Reilly
Publisher : Anchor
ISBN 13 : 0307793893
Total Pages : 290 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (77 download)
Download or read book Missing Links written by Rick Reilly and published by Anchor. This book was released on 2011-05-04 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When a group of middle-class buddies obsessed with golf set up a bet to see who can finagle their way onto the nearby private course, their friendship is tested in ways they had never expected in this humorous novel from Rick Reilly, one of America’s most popular sportswriters. Missing Links is the story of four middle class buddies who live outside of Boston and for years have been 1) utterly obsessed with golf and 2) a regular foursome at Ponkaquoque Municipal Course and Deli, not so fondly known as Ponky, the single worst golf course in America. Just adjacent to these municipal links lies the Mayflower Country Club, the most exclusive private course in all of Boston and a major needle in their collective sides. Frustrated by the Mayflower's finely manicured greens and snooty members, three of Ponky's finest and most courageous—Two Down, Dannie, and Stick—set up a bet: $1,000.00 apiece, and the first man to somehow finagle his way on to the Mayflower course takes all. Lying, cheating, and forgery are encouraged, to put it mildly, and with the constant heckling and rare aid of Chunkin' Charlie, Hoover, and Bluto--a few more of Ponky's elite--the games begin. One of the three will eventually play the Mayflower's course, but their friendships--and everything else--will change as various truths unravel and the old Ponky starts looking like the home they never should have left.
Author : Franklin Dohanyos
Publisher : Kensington Publishing Corp.
ISBN 13 : 0806536500
Total Pages : 221 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (65 download)
Download or read book 501 Golf Jokes For Almost All Occassions written by Franklin Dohanyos and published by Kensington Publishing Corp.. This book was released on 2001-02-01 with total page 221 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: First Golfer: "Hey, how's your golf game?" Second Golfer: "Not so good. It seems the older I get, the better I used to be!" Whether you're slicing your way through the fairway or chipping up enough dirt to build an in-ground pool, there's nothing like a good golf joke to keep a duffer from taking the game too seriously (you know who you are). This riotous collection contains enough material for you and your fellow golfers to laugh your way to the 19th hole, game after game. Two golfer and their caddies were out on the course one day. By the fifteenth hole one of the golfers had blown so many putts he went berserk. He started swearing out loud, grabbed his putter and, with a mighty toss, threw it at the water hazard forty yards away. One caddy turned to the other and said, "Five bucks says he misses the water!" For anyone with a sense of humor, even those who think that golf and golfers are best left to America's Funniest Home Videos, 501 Golf Jokes will always make a hold-in-one at parties, at the office, at any occasion. Franklin Dohanyos collaborated with Karoyln Grimes on the holiday bestseller Zuzu Bailey's "It's A Wonderful Life" Cookbook and is the editor of The Cats Of Our Lives. He runs his own public relations firm and lives in Royal Oak, Michigan.
Author : Dick Crouser
Publisher : Running Press Adult
ISBN 13 : 145167077X
Total Pages : 199 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (516 download)
Download or read book Funny (but true) Golf Anecdotes written by Dick Crouser and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2012-02-21 with total page 199 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An Entertaining Gift of Golf Humor -- In this collection of over 175 golf anecdotes, you'll find entertaining stories about Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, Ernie Els, Jim Furyk, Bubba Watson, Rory McIlroy, Rickie Fowler, David Feherty, Jack Nicklaus, Arnold Palmer, Ben Hogan, Sam Snead, Bobby Jones, and their friends. You'll enjoy sharing them with your golfing partners on the putting green or at the 19th hole! An Entertaining Gift of Golf Humor -- In this collection of over 175 golf anecdotes, you'll find entertaining stories about Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, Ernie Els, Jim Furyk, Bubba Watson, Rory McIlroy, Rickie Fowler, David Feherty, Jack Nicklaus, Arnold Palmer, Ben Hogan, Sam Snead, Bobby Jones, and their friends. You'll enjoy sharing them with your golfing partners on the putting green or at the 19th hole!
Author : Rick Graves
Publisher : Harvest House Publishers
ISBN 13 : 0736937323
Total Pages : 146 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (369 download)
Download or read book A Pocket Guide for Golfers written by Rick Graves and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2011-07-01 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: PGA member Rick Graves and author and confirmed hacker Terry Glaspey lead golfers through a collection of great golf tips, jokes, and trivia complete with a mini hall of fame of the best courses, players, and competitions. In addition to 52 amazingly simple secrets to better golf, readers will discover lists as valuable as an expert caddy: 10 tips for better putting 9 bad shots: their cause and cure 9 character qualities you can develop by playing golf 10 things to consider when planning a shot 10 best excuses for why you played poorly This compact book is sized small to tuck into the golf bag but packed full of tidbits and humor to entertain golfers, game enthusiasts, and fans. Even those who have never hit the green will understand why this sport is a hole in one. Rerelease of The Hacker's Almanac
Author : Rick Reilly
Publisher : Hachette Books
ISBN 13 : 0306924943
Total Pages : 242 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (69 download)
Download or read book So Help Me Golf written by Rick Reilly and published by Hachette Books. This book was released on 2022-05-10 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A beloved New York Times bestselling author and golf aficionado shares his insatiable curiosity, trademark sense of humor, and vast knowledge of the game in this cavalcade of original pieces about why we love the sport, now featuring three additional new pieces. This is the book Rick Reilly has been writing in the back of his head since he fell in love with the game of golf at eleven years old. He unpacks and explores all of the wonderful, maddening, heart-melting, heart-breaking, cool, and captivating things about golf that make the game so utterly addictive. We meet the PGA Tour player who robbed banks by night to pay his motel bills, the golf club maker who takes weekly psychedelic trips, and the caddy who kept his loop even after an 11-year prison stint. We learn how a man on his third heart nearly won the U.S. Open, how a Vietnam POW saved his life playing 18 holes a day in his tiny cell, and about the course that's absolutely free. Reilly mines all of the game’s quirky traditions—from the shot of bourbon you take before you tee off at Peyton Manning’s course, to the way the starter at St. Andrews announces to your group (and the hundreds of tourists watching), “You’re on the first tee, gentlemen.” He means that quite literally: St. Andrews has the first tee ever invented. We’ll visit the eighteen most unforgettable holes around the world (Reilly has played them all), including the hole in Indonesia where the biggest hazard is monkeys, the one in the Caribbean that's underwater, and the one in South Africa that requires a shot over a pit of alligators; not to mention Reilly’s attempt to play the most mini-golf holes in one day. Reilly expounds on all the great figures in the game, from Phil Mickelson to Bobby Jones to the simple reason Jack Nicklaus is better than Tiger Woods. He explains why we should stop hating Bryson DeChambeau unless we hate genius, the greatest upset in women’s golf history, and why Ernie Els throws away every ball that makes a birdie. Plus all the Greg Norman stories Reilly has never been able to tell before, and the great fun of being Jim Nantz. Connecting it all will be the story of Reilly’s own personal journey through the game, especially as it connects to his tumultuous relationship with his father, and how the two eventually reconciled through golf. This is Reilly’s valentine to golf, a cornucopia of stories that no golfer will want to be without. **The Sports Librarian’s Best of 2022 – Sports Books**
