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Golf Jokes

Author : Chester Croker
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781694940766
Total Pages : 217 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (47 download)

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Download or read book Golf Jokes written by Chester Croker and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-22 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Golf Jokes: The Ultimate Collection of Funny Golfing Jokes provides golfers of all abilities with over 200 pages of hilarious golf jokes that will have you laughing out loud. These are funny golf jokes, golf puns, golf one-liners and funny golfing stories that golf enthusiasts around the world will identify with. In this hysterical golf joke book, you will find over 1,000 golf jokes that you can laugh at yourself or tell them to your golf buddies, or on golf tours, club matches, functions or society days. This is probably the biggest and best collection of the very best golfing jokes and puns you will find anywhere. You can easily change the names in the jokes to suit your own story telling purposes. Golfing One-Liners Question and Answer style golf jokes to tell your golf buddies Caddie Gags Short Golf Jokes Longer Golf Joke Set-ups Rude Golf Jokes Golf Quotes / Golf Quotations Golf Parables Funny Bumper Stickers for Golfers Kids Golf Jokes This huge golf joke book is one that you will definitely refer back to for years to come. These hilarious golf jokes will make you laugh, so buy this funny golfing jokes book now. Tags:- golf jokes, golf gifts, golf present, golf gags, golf stories, golf jokes for men, best golf jokes, funny golfers jokes

500 All Time Funniest Golf Jokes, Stories & Fairway Wisdom

Author : Sheila Stewart
Publisher : Acadia Scale Press
ISBN 13 : 9780965685603
Total Pages : 148 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (856 download)

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Download or read book 500 All Time Funniest Golf Jokes, Stories & Fairway Wisdom written by Sheila Stewart and published by Acadia Scale Press. This book was released on 2001-03 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

World's Greatest Golf Jokes

Author : Stan McDougal
Publisher : Citadel Press
ISBN 13 : 9780806508313
Total Pages : 184 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (83 download)

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Download or read book World's Greatest Golf Jokes written by Stan McDougal and published by Citadel Press. This book was released on 2000-06 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Favorites from course and clubhouse will crack up any duffer.

Golf Jokes and Stories: Funny Reflections on Golf

Author : Team Golfwell
Publisher : Team Golfwell
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 122 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (255 download)

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Download or read book Golf Jokes and Stories: Funny Reflections on Golf written by Team Golfwell and published by Team Golfwell. This book was released on 2021-03-21 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “HILARIOUS! LOVED IT!” “VERY FUNNY FOR GOLFERS - THE SPORT I LOVE!” Team Golfwell created and administers “Golf Jokes and Stories,” a popular Facebook Group that has grown to over 110,000 members in a short time. Some of the selected material is edited for spelling, etc., and some has been left “as is” as we didn’t want to change them. The selected group members' posts, replies, comments, jokes, and stories are amazingly creative and funny. Read on and you will see what we mean…

God Loves Golfers Best

Author : Ray Foley
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1402247478
Total Pages : 146 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (22 download)

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Download or read book God Loves Golfers Best written by Ray Foley and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2009-05-01 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: God Loves Golfers Best is the ultimate collection of golf jokes, quotes, and cartoons sure to tickle the funny bone of any avid duffer. A perfect gift or self-purchase for the golf fan in your life! Examples from God Loves Golfers Best: Golf is a lot like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green, and end up in the hole. What should you do if lightning strikes during your round? Walk around holding a 1-iron, because even God can't hit a 1-iron! A man is getting married and is standing by his bride at the church. Standing beside him are his golf clubs and bag. His bride whispers, "What are your golf clubs doing here?" The groom replies, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?" In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.

Golf Jokes for Ladies

Author : Charlotte Croker
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781705878125
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (781 download)

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Download or read book Golf Jokes for Ladies written by Charlotte Croker and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-05 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a unique golfing joke book - exclusively for lady golfers. Here you will find plenty of funny golf jokes written just for women. This is a sexist free environment. These golfing jokes are for lady golfers of all abilities. This is a truly original book for female golfers - you are going to enjoy it. These hilarious golf jokes will make you laugh out loud, so buy this funny joke book for lady golfers now.

Adult Golf Jokes

Author : Chester Croker
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781087400013
Total Pages : 116 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Adult Golf Jokes written by Chester Croker and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-08-04 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're looking for funny adult golfing jokes you've certainly come to the right place. Here you will find plenty of rude and crude funny adult golf jokes.These mucky smutty coarse golfing jokes will make you smile that's for sure.While we don't want to plug them too much, we hope you enjoy our bumper collection of the very best adult golfing jokes and puns. Hopefully these dirty golf jokes won't drive you around the bend.Buy it now.

Golf Jokes and Anecdotes from Around the World

Author :
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 0980382521
Total Pages : 167 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (83 download)

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Download or read book Golf Jokes and Anecdotes from Around the World written by and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2008 with total page 167 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

500 More All Time Funniest Golf Jokes, Stories & Fairway Wisdom

Author : Ron Stewart
Publisher : Acadia Scale Press
ISBN 13 : 9780965685610
Total Pages : 152 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (856 download)

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Download or read book 500 More All Time Funniest Golf Jokes, Stories & Fairway Wisdom written by Ron Stewart and published by Acadia Scale Press. This book was released on 1997-12 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

501 Golf Jokes For Almost All Occassions

Author : Franklin Dohanyos
Publisher : Kensington Publishing Corp.
ISBN 13 : 0806536500
Total Pages : 192 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (65 download)

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Download or read book 501 Golf Jokes For Almost All Occassions written by Franklin Dohanyos and published by Kensington Publishing Corp.. This book was released on 2001-02-01 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: First Golfer: "Hey, how's your golf game?" Second Golfer: "Not so good. It seems the older I get, the better I used to be!" Whether you're slicing your way through the fairway or chipping up enough dirt to build an in-ground pool, there's nothing like a good golf joke to keep a duffer from taking the game too seriously (you know who you are). This riotous collection contains enough material for you and your fellow golfers to laugh your way to the 19th hole, game after game. Two golfer and their caddies were out on the course one day. By the fifteenth hole one of the golfers had blown so many putts he went berserk. He started swearing out loud, grabbed his putter and, with a mighty toss, threw it at the water hazard forty yards away. One caddy turned to the other and said, "Five bucks says he misses the water!" For anyone with a sense of humor, even those who think that golf and golfers are best left to America's Funniest Home Videos, 501 Golf Jokes will always make a hold-in-one at parties, at the office, at any occasion. Franklin Dohanyos collaborated with Karoyln Grimes on the holiday bestseller Zuzu Bailey's "It's A Wonderful Life" Cookbook and is the editor of The Cats Of Our Lives. He runs his own public relations firm and lives in Royal Oak, Michigan.

Another 500 All Time Funniest Golf Jokes, Stories & Fairway Wisdom

Author : Sheila Stewart
Publisher : Acadia Scale Press
ISBN 13 : 9780965685627
Total Pages : 152 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (856 download)

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Download or read book Another 500 All Time Funniest Golf Jokes, Stories & Fairway Wisdom written by Sheila Stewart and published by Acadia Scale Press. This book was released on 1999-03 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the links to the locker room, the Stewarts provides another round of great golfing stories, jokes and tidbits.

Golf Jokes

Author : Joshua Shifrin
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1510767053
Total Pages : 192 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (17 download)

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Download or read book Golf Jokes written by Joshua Shifrin and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-10-26 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Golf Jokes, Josh Shifrin has put together a list of the funniest, most humorous, side-stitching, belly busting, and toe-tickling list of comedic prose to keep you laughing throughout anything this amazing game can throw at you. From concise one-liners to fuller-length quips, Shifrin takes you from the fairway to the green and beyond. Some of the hundreds of jokes include: Why do true golfers always avoid pie whenever possible? Because they are worried that they might get a slice. Why are golf balls similar to eggs? Because they’re white, normally sold by the dozen, and every week you need to buy more of them. How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? Fore! What gives most golfers nightmares? The Bogeyman. Where can you find a golfer on most Saturday nights? Out clubbing, of course. Golf is very similar to paying your taxes. You strive for the green but eventually come out in the hole. And many more! The perfect gift for golf gurus everywhere!

Ben Hogan's Five Lessons

Author : Ben Hogan
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 0671612972
Total Pages : 132 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (716 download)

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Download or read book Ben Hogan's Five Lessons written by Ben Hogan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 1985-09-20 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Golfer Ben Hogan offers step-by-step instructions on how to break eighty in a single golf game.

Golf Is Punishment for Not Taking Up Another Sport

Author : Gene Perret
Publisher : Familius
ISBN 13 : 9781942934769
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (347 download)

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Download or read book Golf Is Punishment for Not Taking Up Another Sport written by Gene Perret and published by Familius. This book was released on 2016 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 175 original gags and one-liners about golf from the award-winning comedy writers who provided many of Bob Hope's golf jokes.

The Golfer's Book of Wit & Wisdom

Author : Gerd De Ley
Publisher : National Geographic Books
ISBN 13 : 1578268400
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (782 download)

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Download or read book The Golfer's Book of Wit & Wisdom written by Gerd De Ley and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2020-04-14 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious collection of golf jokes, one-liners, and witty quotations perfect for every fan of golf. The great Arnold Palmer famously remarked that golf is, "Without a doubt, the greatest game mankind has ever invented." He goes on to say that golf is "deceptively simple and endlessly complicated" and "at the same time rewarding and maddening." The Golfer's Book of Wit & Wisdom seeks to encompass everything there is to love about golf. Collecting over 350 sayings containing the wisdom and wit from the world within and outside of golf, this book promises to be a cherished and fun collectible for every fan.

Golf's Best Excuses

Author : Joshua Shifrin
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1510744762
Total Pages : 160 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (17 download)

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Download or read book Golf's Best Excuses written by Joshua Shifrin and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Explain away your bad shots—and have your friends laugh at the same time! In Golf's Best Excuses, author Joshua Shifrin takes a witty approach in helping golfers make sense of their worst days on the golf course. The next time a player goes down in defeat, he or she can always explain the woeful round with “My golf clubs are too old.” Or after a bad putt, golfers might try to explain the mishap with, “There were too many spike marks on the green.” Shifrin has crafted 150 funny—but all-too-real—excuses for pros and amateurs alike. Examples include: I’m late for my wedding and it’s throwing off my concentration. I thought this hole was a dogleg to the left . . . not right. If I didn’t have those four double bogeys I could have scored really well today. Someone yelled “fore” during my backswing. Any many more! Whether you want to motivate the duffer in your life or laugh away embarrassing mistakes in your own game, Golf's Best Excuses is a must-read. Complete with laugh-out-loud full-color cartoons, this book makes for the perfect gift.

Commander in Cheat

Author : Rick Reilly
Publisher : Hachette Books
ISBN 13 : 031652784X
Total Pages : 203 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (165 download)

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Download or read book Commander in Cheat written by Rick Reilly and published by Hachette Books. This book was released on 2019-04-02 with total page 203 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER "Reilly pokes more holes in Trump's claims than there are sand traps on all of his courses combined. It is by turns amusing and alarming."-- The New Yorker "Golf is the spine of this shocking, wildly humorous book, but humanity is its flesh and spirit." -- Chicago Sun-Times "Every one of Trump's most disgusting qualities surfaces in golf." -- The Ringer An outrageous indictment of Donald Trump's appalling behavior when it comes to golf -- on and off the green -- and what it reveals about his character. Donald Trump loves golf. He loves to play it, buy it, build it, and operate it. He owns 14 courses around the world and runs another five, all of which he insists are the best on the planet. He also claims he's a 3 handicap, almost never loses, and has won an astonishing 18 club championships. How much of all that is true? Almost none of it, acclaimed sportswriter Rick Reilly reveals in this unsparing look at Trump in the world of golf. Based on Reilly's own experiences with Trump as well as interviews with over 100 golf pros, amateurs, developers, and caddies, Commander in Cheat is a startling and at times hilarious indictment of Trump and his golf game. You'll learn how Trump cheats (sometimes with the help of his caddies and Secret Service agents), lies about his scores (the "Trump Bump"), tells whoppers about the rank of his courses and their worth (declaring that every one of them is worth $50 million), and tramples the etiquette of the game (driving on greens doesn't help). Trump doesn't brag so much, though, about the golf contractors he stiffs, the course neighbors he intimidates, or the way his golf decisions wind up infecting his political ones. For Trump, it's always about winning. To do it, he uses the tricks he picked up from the hustlers at the public course where he learned the game as a college kid, and then polished as one of the most bombastic businessmen of our time. As Reilly writes, "Golf is like bicycle shorts. It reveals a lot about a man." Commander in Cheat "paints a side-splitting portrait of a congenital cheater" (Esquire), revealing all kinds of unsightly truths Trump has been hiding.