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Everyday Cat Excuses

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Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1402759037
Total Pages : 68 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (27 download)

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Download or read book Everyday Cat Excuses written by and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2008 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to the cat excuse universe! It's a place of fur balls, dead things turned into feline playthings, hours spent catnapping--and stubborn, naughty little creatures who do what they want, never what they're asked. Cats are full of excuses, so any human who happens to be owned by one should use this delightful comic collection to prepare for its sly explanations and justifications. A charmingly line-drawn, highly humorous, and personality-filled kitty presents all the reasons why "I can't." "I'm shedding, I'm salivating, I'm kneading" (but not needing) "you, my ears are rotating," Or she can't be bothered listening because she's having an intense catnip experience. Cat lovers will recognize every funny scenario...and their pets will want to sneak a peek to discover new ideas.

Everyday Cat Excuses

Author : Molly Brandenburg
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781419652264
Total Pages : 56 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (522 download)

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Download or read book Everyday Cat Excuses written by Molly Brandenburg and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2006-10-23 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fanciful, furry and wickedly funny cartoon look at the secret world of Cats, and the excuses they use to pass their time doing only what THEY want-not what YOU want.

The Truth About Cats

Author : Molly Brandenburg
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781467907538
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (75 download)

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Download or read book The Truth About Cats written by Molly Brandenburg and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2011-11-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get ready, get set, MEOW! Are you ready for the truth? Can you even handle the TRUTH? For cat cartoon enthusiasts, the truth has arrived, in cartoonist Molly Brandenburg's THE TRUTH ABOUT CATS. It's the funny, furry, follow-up to Brandenburg's first book of cat cartoons, EVERYDAY CAT EXCUSES, the hilarious exploration of the inner life of cats, published by Sterling Books in 2008. Brandenburg's cartoons are also currently a regular feature of the political website Restoringtruthiness.org. THE TRUTH ABOUT CATS is a random series of cat cartoons that explores the major issues of the kitty universe, including theological concerns, sleeping in piles of other cats, and the real question of who exactly has first dibs on the kibble bowl. The book also introduces Frankie the cat, the loveably soulful cat with his eyes on a Hollywood career. In a series of lively line drawings, Frankie's story is revealed, as this weight-challenged black and white cat finds his status on the home front threatened when a tabby kitten moves in and takes over his special place on the bed. Small issues, perhaps, to humankind, but to a feline, finding the right place on the owner's bed is big time stuff, to be sure! THE TRUTH ABOUT CATS reveals all this and more. It's sure to be the cat's meow for cat lovers of every age. Available early November 2011 on Createspace.com and on Amazon.com! The truth is out there. And it's sure to have a lot of fleas

Everyday Spooks

Author : Karel Michal
Publisher : Karolinum Press
ISBN 13 : 8024614944
Total Pages : 225 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (246 download)

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Download or read book Everyday Spooks written by Karel Michal and published by Karolinum Press. This book was released on 2008-07-01 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With famous Everyday Spooks (orig. publ. 1961), Prague-born Karel Michal presents an unforgettable assortment of fantastic creatures that inhabit his strange vision of everyday reality in '50s and '60s communist Czechoslovakia. Translated from the Czech by David Short and complemented with suitably eerie illustrations by Dagmar Hamsíková, this collection of seven short stories describes bizarre encounters where the past melts into the present, ordinary people meet comic and anxious figures and interact with ghosts, and mundane speech drifts repeatedly into absurdity. In Everyday Spooks, Karel Michal shares a forgotten world populated by murderous dwarves, cockabogies, ghosts, and the grotesque Doodledor. Written in the communist Czechoslovakia of the '50s and '60s, Michal's stories reflect a strange in-between-ness, a realm caught between medieval folklore and the oppressive modern state. Here, otherwise simple language that wouldn't be out of place in a children's book - indeed, translator David Short calls these 'grotesque fairy tales' - intermingles with discussion of quotas, class, and government agencies. This childish form allows Michal the freedom to address what he considers the injustices of the state, and subversively note the absurdities he finds in Czech culture. In each story, Michal seems to toy with his reader as he toys with his characters - and as a dead cat might toy with his prey. In "The Dead Cat," Michal plays with logic in the honorable tradition of Lewis Carroll: "'Now look here . . . iťs either or. Nobody can be two things at once. Either you're a dead cat, in which case you've no business speaking, or you're a live cat and then you've even less . . .'" Michal's dead cat engages in all kinds of sedition and blasphemy - to the horror of all who converse with him - but the story itself is genius, its cat utterly logical, jenseits von Gut und Böse: a thought-computer. In the body of this cat, in the guise of a children's tale, Michal speaks truth to the powers that be - and the unspeakable is spoken in each of these stories. Though the translation of Everyday Spooks has yielded some interesting phrases - colloquial Czech and rural accents abound, and Short interprets these with such locutions as 'soddin' superslut' and 'bog-trottin' bitch,' as well as other equally hilarious and bizarre expressions - despite these idiosyncrasies, or perhaps because of them, Michal's little book of tales is charming, an unlikely but enjoyable marriage of the odd old world and the absurd emerging new. Jeff Waxman, CONTEXT, Review of Contemporary Fiction, University of Illinois, Dalkey Archive Press, pp.244-45

It's Like This, Cat

Author : Emily Neville
Publisher : Courier Dover Publications
ISBN 13 : 0486820696
Total Pages : 192 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (868 download)

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Download or read book It's Like This, Cat written by Emily Neville and published by Courier Dover Publications. This book was released on 2017-02-22 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Superb. The best junior novel I've ever read about big-city life." — The New York Times. After another fight with Pop, 14-year-old Dave storms out of their apartment and nearly gets hit by a car. Kate, the local cat lady, comes to the rescue, and Dave returns home with an ally: Cat, the stray tom that becomes Dave's confidante and his key to new friendships and experiences. Cat inadvertently leads Dave to Tom, a troubled 19-year-old who needs help, and Mary, a shy girl who opens Dave's eyes and ears to music and theater. Even the Cat-related confrontations with Pop take on a new spirit, with less shouting and more understanding. It's Like This, Cat offers a vivid tour of New York City in the 1960s. From the genteel environs of Gramercy Park to a bohemian corner of Coney Island, the atmospheric journey is punctuated by stickball games, pastrami sandwiches, and a ride on the Staten Island Ferry. Recounted with humor, a remarkably realistic teenage voice, and Emil Weiss's pitch-perfect illustrations, this 1964 Newbery Award-winning tale recaptures the excitement and challenges of growing up in the big city.

Lost and Found

Author : Elizabeth Hess
Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt P
ISBN 13 : 9780156012881
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (128 download)

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Download or read book Lost and Found written by Elizabeth Hess and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt P. This book was released on 2000 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Elizabeth Hess, a journalist and former art critic, walked into the Columbia Greene Animal Shelter in upstate New York looking for a new dog. Touched by the animals' plight and the dedication of the workers, she began to volunteer at the shelter on a regular basis. In Lost and Found, Hess brings you behind the scenes in this thorough examination of the day-to-day workings of the shelter. From the weekly adoption days, when families come to find a new dog or cat, to investigations of animal abuse and a thrilling puppy mill raid, we come to know both the animals and their caretakers on a deeply personal level. With a keen eye for detail and profound emotional insight, Hess dispels common myths about shelter animals and captures the boundless compassion and courage of the people who comfort and defend them, especially during their desperate efforts to find homes for the animals, lest they be put to sleep. A vivid portrait of a world many of us are blissfully unaware of, Lost and Found is "a must-read for every pet owner" (Seattle Times).

Communication in Everyday Life

Author : Steve Duck
Publisher : SAGE Publications
ISBN 13 : 1506350232
Total Pages : 449 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (63 download)

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Download or read book Communication in Everyday Life written by Steve Duck and published by SAGE Publications. This book was released on 2016-12-01 with total page 449 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Communication in Everyday Life: The Basic Course Edition With Public Speaking, Second Edition encourages students to apply basic communication concepts to their daily lives, giving them a deeper understanding of the inseparable connection between relationships and communication. Authors Steve Duck and David T. McMahan expertly combine theory and application to introduce students to fundamental communication concepts and master practical communication skills, such as listening and critical thinking, using technology to communicate, understanding nonverbal communication, creating persuasive strategies, and managing group conflict. The fully updated Second Edition offers practical instruction to improve a student’s ability to effectively communicate interpersonally, in groups, in interviews, and speaking through presentations. Throughout the book, students receive the tools they need to critically analyze their situation, link communication theory to their own experiences, and improve their communication and public speaking skills in the process.

Last Lecture

Author : Perfection Learning Corporation
Publisher : Turtleback
ISBN 13 : 9781663608192
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (81 download)

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Download or read book Last Lecture written by Perfection Learning Corporation and published by Turtleback. This book was released on 2019 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Everyday Saints and Other Stories

Author : Archimandrite Shevkunov
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780984284832
Total Pages : 504 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (848 download)

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Download or read book Everyday Saints and Other Stories written by Archimandrite Shevkunov and published by . This book was released on 2012-09-15 with total page 504 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

It's My First Time Getting Old (So Excuse Me If I Go Astray)

Author : Charles Pemberton
Publisher : Albert's Bridge Books
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book It's My First Time Getting Old (So Excuse Me If I Go Astray) written by Charles Pemberton and published by Albert's Bridge Books. This book was released on 2023-12-11 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Aging: The Adventure You Didn't Know You Signed Up For. Embark on a profound exploration of life, aging, and the mysteries beyond with "It's My First Time Getting Old (So Excuse Me If I Go Astray)". This unique work of fiction masterfully weaves philosophical thought with an intimate journey into the realities of aging and mortality. The book presents the intellectual musings of the fictional Dr. Charles Pemberton. As a philosopher at the brink of his eighth decade, Dr. Pemberton brings a wealth of wisdom, personal experiences, and eclectic pop culture references to his narrative, creating a resonant exploration of the universal human experience. Each chapter delves into a new facet of life's journey, from reflections on the paradox of aging, the portrayal of aging in media, our evolving perceptions of time, to the final frontier of death. The narrative is not just a contemplation of life's biggest questions, but a testament to the human spirit's quest for meaning and understanding. Whether you're an aspiring philosopher, a lover of thought-provoking fiction, or someone seeking a fresh perspective on aging and life's ultimate questions, "It's My First Time Getting Old (So Excuse Me If I Go Astray)" promises to leave you enriched and profoundly moved. This compelling read is more than a book—it's a journey into the depths of what it means to grow old and the wisdom that comes with it.

Principles Of Social Psychology

Author : Nicky Hayes
Publisher : Psychology Press
ISBN 13 : 1135064695
Total Pages : 176 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (35 download)

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Download or read book Principles Of Social Psychology written by Nicky Hayes and published by Psychology Press. This book was released on 2013-10-28 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is designed to be a clear and readable introduction to social psychology for A-level students, for those studying psychology as a supplement to other applied courses, and for those requiring an overview of the major concerns and issues in this subject.; The book aims to integrate the traditional material, such as conformity, attitudes and prejudice, with some of the more recent insights into social life, such as the study of discourse, relationships, social identity and social representations. This work also incorporates themes and concerns which have emerged in social psychology, including problems of ethnocentrism and identity, ethical issues, and the challenges to conventional methodology represented by some recent areas of research.

God's Graduate

Author : Karen Moore
Publisher : Barbour Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781597890717
Total Pages : 198 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (97 download)

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Download or read book God's Graduate written by Karen Moore and published by Barbour Publishing. This book was released on 2006 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Designed to meet the needs of today's grads, this devotional contains 180 one-page readings for those entering new territory and finding their own way through life. God's Graduate: Continuing Education for Everyday Life covers topics such as integrity, faith, serving, success and failure, work, the world, forgiveness, and prayer-challenges graduates will face daily. Each reading ends with a "Continuing Education" section, relating a scripture verse to the topic presented. In a world full of mixed messages, this invaluable, inspirational resource is one no grad should be without.

The Publishers Weekly

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Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 804 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (318 download)

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Download or read book The Publishers Weekly written by and published by . This book was released on 2007 with total page 804 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Excuse Me, My Brains Have Stepped Out

Author : Pandora Poikilos
Publisher : Heart Press
ISBN 13 : 0983197873
Total Pages : 81 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (831 download)

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Download or read book Excuse Me, My Brains Have Stepped Out written by Pandora Poikilos and published by Heart Press. This book was released on 2011-04-12 with total page 81 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Ask a Manager

Author : Alison Green
Publisher : Ballantine Books
ISBN 13 : 0399181822
Total Pages : 304 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (991 download)

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Download or read book Ask a Manager written by Alison Green and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2018-05-01 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the creator of the popular website Ask a Manager and New York’s work-advice columnist comes a witty, practical guide to 200 difficult professional conversations—featuring all-new advice! There’s a reason Alison Green has been called “the Dear Abby of the work world.” Ten years as a workplace-advice columnist have taught her that people avoid awkward conversations in the office because they simply don’t know what to say. Thankfully, Green does—and in this incredibly helpful book, she tackles the tough discussions you may need to have during your career. You’ll learn what to say when • coworkers push their work on you—then take credit for it • you accidentally trash-talk someone in an email then hit “reply all” • you’re being micromanaged—or not being managed at all • you catch a colleague in a lie • your boss seems unhappy with your work • your cubemate’s loud speakerphone is making you homicidal • you got drunk at the holiday party Praise for Ask a Manager “A must-read for anyone who works . . . [Alison Green’s] advice boils down to the idea that you should be professional (even when others are not) and that communicating in a straightforward manner with candor and kindness will get you far, no matter where you work.”—Booklist (starred review) “The author’s friendly, warm, no-nonsense writing is a pleasure to read, and her advice can be widely applied to relationships in all areas of readers’ lives. Ideal for anyone new to the job market or new to management, or anyone hoping to improve their work experience.”—Library Journal (starred review) “I am a huge fan of Alison Green’s Ask a Manager column. This book is even better. It teaches us how to deal with many of the most vexing big and little problems in our workplaces—and to do so with grace, confidence, and a sense of humor.”—Robert Sutton, Stanford professor and author of The No Asshole Rule and The Asshole Survival Guide “Ask a Manager is the ultimate playbook for navigating the traditional workforce in a diplomatic but firm way.”—Erin Lowry, author of Broke Millennial: Stop Scraping By and Get Your Financial Life Together

Nap Time for Kitty

Author : Michael Dahl
Publisher : Capstone
ISBN 13 : 1404852166
Total Pages : 11 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (48 download)

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Download or read book Nap Time for Kitty written by Michael Dahl and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2011 with total page 11 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kitty decides to play rather than take a nap. On board pages.

Pet Whisperer P.I. Mega Boxed Set, Books 1-10: Ten Hilarious Cozy Mysteries with One Very Entitled Cat Detective

Author : Molly Fitz
Publisher : Whiskered Mysteries
ISBN 13 : 1644510863
Total Pages : 1216 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (445 download)

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Download or read book Pet Whisperer P.I. Mega Boxed Set, Books 1-10: Ten Hilarious Cozy Mysteries with One Very Entitled Cat Detective written by Molly Fitz and published by Whiskered Mysteries. This book was released on 2020-08-06 with total page 1216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Enjoy this bundle of hilarious cozy animal mysteries by USA Today Bestselling Author Molly Fitz . . . Discover what thousands of cozy fans already know, and do it for the best price around... Ever since Angie Russo woke up from a near fatal run-in with a coffee maker, she’s been able to talk to—and even worse, understand—one very spoiled tabby named Octavius. He says his owner was murdered and that she’s the only one who can help bring the killer to justice. And, well, that’s just the first of the wonderfully whacky mysteries they solve together. Add in a traumatized terrier witness two murderous Sphynx cats who speak only in riddles, a fast-talking raccoon who collects neighborhood secrets, and enough zany creatures to fill a zoo (or a small town in Maine), toss on your favorite deerstalker cap, and let’s go sleuthing! If you love kitty detectives and laugh-out-loud humor, then you do not want to miss this four-time USA Today bestselling series and your chance to binge read the first 10 books with this special boxed collection. *** Keywords: cozy animal mystery, cozy cat mysteries, cozy dog mysteries, humorous mystery, funny mysteries, cozy mystery series, cozy mysteries, animal cozies, humorous cozy mystery, amateur sleuth, women sleuth, funny cozies, murder mystery, cozy murder mystery series, whodunnit, cozy murder mystery books, cozy murder mysteries Perfect for readers of Nic Saint, Leighann Dobbs, Samantha Silver, Sara Bourgeois, Kathi Daley, Addison Moore, Annabel Chase, Jane Hinchey, Amanda M. Lee, Rita Mae Brown, and Joanne Fluke.