Absurd-But-True Animal Stories

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ISBN 13 : 9781790936052
Total Pages : 82 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (36 download)

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Book Synopsis Absurd-But-True Animal Stories by : Kyla Colby

Download or read book Absurd-But-True Animal Stories written by Kyla Colby and published by . This book was released on 2018-12-09 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who is more absurd?: Animals, or the humans who try to make sense of them? This collection features more than 15 cute, newsy and fun animal stories! "Hysterical! Thanks for making me LOL!" -- Karen P. "Amazing...what a gem!" -- Anna T. "This was beautiful! A perfect blend of serious life-reflection and happy, animal stories and pics. Love it!!" -- Casey N. Snag a copy of "Absurd-but-True Animal Stories," to read these stories: Can a gorilla be too handsome? The birds and the bees, as taught to pandas Manbearpigs gone wild Your dog is time-traveling without you Charlie and the Elephant Nature Factory Cock-a-doodle-don't Bower Eye for the Bird Guy And many more! These stories are collected from Animailya, an email newsletter that ran from 2015 to 2017. Animailya was once featured as the Forward of the Week by TinyLetter. Scroll up and click "buy now" to get your paws on this collection of silly animal stories!

The Stupid Things My Human Does: True Stories from the Animal Er

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Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781790420193
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (21 download)

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Book Synopsis The Stupid Things My Human Does: True Stories from the Animal Er by : Senor Queso

Download or read book The Stupid Things My Human Does: True Stories from the Animal Er written by Senor Queso and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-01-28 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever wondered what goes on in the animal ER? Have you always thought that animals could talk but weren't sure exactly what they were saying? Señor Queso, is an exceptional cat and budding author. He debuts his first book recalling events of when he was a blood donor in an Emergency Critical Care and Specialty Animal Hospital. He tells a series of funny, entertaining, touching and very informative true stories from his perspective of what goes on in the ER. Read about the adventures of dogs, cats, birds, and reptiles that come into the emergency room and their conversations with Señor Queso. Learn a little, laugh a little. Scroll to the top and click BUY NOW

A Horse in the House, and Other Strange But True Animal Stories

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Publisher : Candlewick Press
ISBN 13 : 9780763628383
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (283 download)

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Book Synopsis A Horse in the House, and Other Strange But True Animal Stories by : Gail Ablow

Download or read book A Horse in the House, and Other Strange But True Animal Stories written by Gail Ablow and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2007-09-25 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Strange, but true, stories featuring animals from around the world.

Roar!

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Publisher : Scholastic Paperbacks
ISBN 13 : 9780545380751
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (87 download)

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Book Synopsis Roar! by : John Graziano

Download or read book Roar! written by John Graziano and published by Scholastic Paperbacks. This book was released on 2012-04-01 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Collects unusual and amazing stories about animals, including the fastest fish in the ocean, an elephant that paints pictures, and the smallest bat in the world.

Silly Animal Stories for Kids

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Publisher : Partridge Singapore
ISBN 13 : 148289436X
Total Pages : 83 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (828 download)

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Book Synopsis Silly Animal Stories for Kids by : Denis Hayes

Download or read book Silly Animal Stories for Kids written by Denis Hayes and published by Partridge Singapore. This book was released on 2014-04 with total page 83 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Can such things really happen to animals? Of course they can and of course they do in this book. Spike is an enterprising spider. When he is washed away in the bath he forms a water park ride for his friends. He is blown out from a fan and forms the flying spiders but does not succeed in making pop stars of his wife and daughters, a disaster. After many adventures and mishaps he finally retires. Sebastion Seagull doesn't want to leave the nest when he grows up - he thinks flying is too dangerous and not natural. He suffers humiliation until one day he becomes an unlikely hero. Squidgy is a forgetful squirrel having all sorts of problems until one day he escapes and finds his way. Ellie is a gorgeous baby elephant but very spoilt and very vain. She refuses to use her trunk to eat as she thinks it disgusting. Her mother despairs but her father, the big bull elephant solves the problem. Ozzie Ostrich has an identity crisis. He is a bird but he can't sing, hop or fly. He tries and trains hard then one day he becomes famous. Winnie Worm is worried. She is born with eyes but no other worms understand because they can't see what she is going on about. Mr. Wiseworm solves her problem. Beryl is a not so busy bee. She is a nuisance until one day she finds something she is good at. Freddie is an antisocial fly until one day he is exposed as silly and vain and decides to change. Tina Turtle is a beautiful real life story of a young boy who rescues a gorgeous tiny terrapin from a plastic pot on sale at a school fete and the bond they come to share.

The Young Folks Treasury: Modern tales and animal stories

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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 612 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (243 download)

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Download or read book The Young Folks Treasury: Modern tales and animal stories written by and published by . This book was released on 1919 with total page 612 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Animal Strike at the Zoo. It's True!

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Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0060575026
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (65 download)

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Book Synopsis Animal Strike at the Zoo. It's True! by : Karma Wilson

Download or read book Animal Strike at the Zoo. It's True! written by Karma Wilson and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2006-05-30 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There's an animal strike at the zoo! oh no, oh my! What's a zookeeper to do when the lions and tigers and bears refuse to roar and prowl and growl? And when little Sue, who has been waiting all year for this trip to the zoo, enters the gate, will the animals decide to give their strike a break? Karma Wilson's fun, playful text paired with Margaret Spengler's bright and lively pastels create an unforgettable, irresistible zoo of chaos and fun!

True Animal Stories

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Publisher : Bouncing Ball Books Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1934138053
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (341 download)

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Book Synopsis True Animal Stories by : Stedman H. Carr

Download or read book True Animal Stories written by Stedman H. Carr and published by Bouncing Ball Books Inc.. This book was released on 2006-05 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: True Animal Stories is a collection of humorous short stories about human-animal bonding relationships. These stories are sometimes poignant and other times fun but always amusing.

Young Folks' Treasury: Modern tales and animal stories

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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 566 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (91 download)

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Download or read book Young Folks' Treasury: Modern tales and animal stories written by and published by . This book was released on 1909 with total page 566 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Modern Tales and Animal Stories

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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 554 pages
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Book Synopsis Modern Tales and Animal Stories by : Hamilton Wright Mabie

Download or read book Modern Tales and Animal Stories written by Hamilton Wright Mabie and published by . This book was released on 1909 with total page 554 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Funny Farm 2

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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 164 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (68 download)

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Book Synopsis Funny Farm 2 by : Cynthia M McBride

Download or read book Funny Farm 2 written by Cynthia M McBride and published by . This book was released on 2020-07-25 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The fun never ends! Here is the second book in the Funny Farm series--humorous, true life adventures with animals. These funny and true animal short stories involving dogs, cats, chickens, and Quincy the trained goat will surely make you laugh. Enjoy!

The Truth About Animals

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Publisher : Basic Books
ISBN 13 : 0465094651
Total Pages : 352 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (65 download)

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Book Synopsis The Truth About Animals by : Lucy Cooke

Download or read book The Truth About Animals written by Lucy Cooke and published by Basic Books. This book was released on 2018-04-17 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mary Roach meets Bill Bryson in this "surefire summer winner" (Janet Maslin, New York Times), an uproarious tour of the basest instincts and biggest mysteries of the animal world Humans have gone to the Moon and discovered the Higgs boson, but when it comes to understanding animals, we've still got a long way to go. Whether we're seeing a viral video of romping baby pandas or a picture of penguins "holding hands," it's hard for us not to project our own values--innocence, fidelity, temperance, hard work--onto animals. So you've probably never considered if moose get drunk, penguins cheat on their mates, or worker ants lay about. They do--and that's just for starters. In The Truth About Animals, Lucy Cooke takes us on a worldwide journey to meet everyone from a Colombian hippo castrator to a Chinese panda porn peddler, all to lay bare the secret--and often hilarious--habits of the animal kingdom. Charming and at times downright weird, this modern bestiary is perfect for anyone who has ever suspected that virtue might be unnatural.

Our Animal Friends

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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 592 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Our Animal Friends written by and published by . This book was released on 1904 with total page 592 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Silly Animal Rhymes and Stories A to Z

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Publisher : Strategic Book Publishing & Rights Agency
ISBN 13 : 1948260204
Total Pages : 60 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (482 download)

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Book Synopsis Silly Animal Rhymes and Stories A to Z by : Anil

Download or read book Silly Animal Rhymes and Stories A to Z written by Anil and published by Strategic Book Publishing & Rights Agency. This book was released on 2018-12-03 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here’s a sneak look at who’s inside and what they get up to. ALLIGATORS—a sort of joining BUSTARD—big bird, no taste CATBIRD—a bird that eats cats? DOG—a sad hound story EEL, SEAL—no dinner today FISH (Grouper)—an awful mistake GUMMY SHARK—beware! HORSE, GOAT—a mixed marriage INVERTEBRATES—let’s hear it for the little guys! JACKRABBIT—making a monk of himself KANGAROO—(don’t tell Mama, this one’s naughty) LORIS—a sort of Dinosaur? MICE—what the farmer’s wife didn’t know . . . or did she? NEWT—an unpleasant event OWL—a horror movie PUFFERFISH—an overblown reputation QUAIL, RAIL—seeking the Holy Grail RETRIEVER—a love story SPIDER—watch what you drink, Miss Muffet! TRITON, CHITON (Mollusks)—sparring partners UROCHORDATE (Sea Squirt)—this story goes nowhere VARANUS (Lizard)—a fairy wizard saves her life! WORM—size matters XENOPUS (Frog)—a repaired blow-up YETI—the very first spelled word! ZIPHIUS (Whale) + Friends—whale mail AT THE ZOO—a field trip for you

Fat, Drunk, and Stupid

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Publisher : Macmillan + ORM
ISBN 13 : 1429942355
Total Pages : 218 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (299 download)

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Book Synopsis Fat, Drunk, and Stupid by : Matty Simmons

Download or read book Fat, Drunk, and Stupid written by Matty Simmons and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2012-04-10 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In 1976 the creators of National Lampoon, America's most popular humor magazine, decided to make a movie. It would be set on a college campus in the 1960s, loosely based on the experiences of Lampoon writers Chris Miller and Harold Ramis and Lampoon editor Doug Kenney. They named it Animal House, in honor of Miller's fraternity at Dartmouth, where the members had been nicknamed after animals. Miller, Ramis, and Kenney wrote a film treatment that was rejected and ridiculed by Hollywood studios—until at last Universal Pictures agreed to produce the film, with a budget of $3 million. A cast was assembled, made up almost completely of unknowns. Stephen Furst, who played Flounder, had been delivering pizzas. Kevin Bacon was a waiter in Manhattan when he was hired to play Chip. Chevy Chase was considered for the role of Otter, but it wound up going to the lesser-known Tim Matheson. John Belushi, for his unforgettable role as Bluto, made $40,000 (the movie's highest-paid actor). For four weeks in the fall of 1977, the actors and crew invaded the college town of Eugene, Oregon, forming their own sort of fraternity in the process. The hilarious, unforgettable movie they made wound up earning more than $600 million and became one of America's most beloved comedy classics. It launched countless careers and paved the way for today's comedies from directors such as Judd Apatow and Todd Phillips. Bestselling author Matty Simmons was the founder of National Lampoon and the producer of Animal House. In Fat, Drunk, and Stupid, he draws from exclusive interviews with actors including Karen Allen, Kevin Bacon, Peter Riegert, and Mark Metcalf, director John Landis, fellow producer Ivan Reitman, and other key players—as well as behind-the-scenes photos—to tell the movie's outrageous story, from its birth in the New York offices of the National Lampoon to writing a script, assembling the perfect cast, the wild weeks of filming, and, ultimately, to the film's release and megasuccess. This is a hilarious romp through one of the biggest grossing, most memorable, most frequently quoted, and most celebrated comedies of all time.

True Stories about Dogs and Cats

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ISBN 13 : 9781482081695
Total Pages : 50 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (816 download)

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Download or read book True Stories about Dogs and Cats written by Follen and published by . This book was released on 2013-01-25 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Every one knows this ought to be 'Cats and Dogs,' except perhaps, Mrs. Follen who, being an old lady, will be excused for having forgotten. They are first rate stories, capitally told, too." -The Criterion: Literary and Critical Journal, Volume 1, 1855 "They are staid, sober, quiet little stories, full of interest and instruction for thoughtful children." -Babyhood: The Mother's Nursery Guide, Volume 5, 1888 Delightful and inspiring true stories for young readers. You never know how intelligent an animal is till you treat it with kindness. All animals are easily frightened by human beings, and fear makes them stupid. Children naturally love animals, but sometimes a foolish boy loves to show his power over them, and so learns to be cruel....I have seen a little fellow of three years of age with his hand in the mouth of a large, hungry dog, trying to get a piece of bread out of it, and the dog not resenting the liberty at all, but merely trying to retain his share of the bread, and allowing the child to take a part.

National Geographic Kids Funny Animals

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Publisher : National Geographic Kids
ISBN 13 : 1426333080
Total Pages : 212 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (263 download)

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Download or read book National Geographic Kids Funny Animals written by National Geographic Kids and published by National Geographic Kids. This book was released on 2019 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Humorous stories about and photos of pets and other animals.