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Book Synopsis Go the F**k to Sleep by : Adam Mansbach
Download or read book Go the F**k to Sleep written by Adam Mansbach and published by Akashic Books. This book was released on 2011-06-14 with total page 18 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.
Book Synopsis The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck by : Mark Manson
Download or read book The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck written by Mark Manson and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2016-09-13 with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 New York Times Bestseller Over 10 million copies sold In this generation-defining self-help guide, a superstar blogger cuts through the crap to show us how to stop trying to be "positive" all the time so that we can truly become better, happier people. For decades, we’ve been told that positive thinking is the key to a happy, rich life. "F**k positivity," Mark Manson says. "Let’s be honest, shit is f**ked and we have to live with it." In his wildly popular Internet blog, Manson doesn’t sugarcoat or equivocate. He tells it like it is—a dose of raw, refreshing, honest truth that is sorely lacking today. The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is his antidote to the coddling, let’s-all-feel-good mindset that has infected American society and spoiled a generation, rewarding them with gold medals just for showing up. Manson makes the argument, backed both by academic research and well-timed poop jokes, that improving our lives hinges not on our ability to turn lemons into lemonade, but on learning to stomach lemons better. Human beings are flawed and limited—"not everybody can be extraordinary, there are winners and losers in society, and some of it is not fair or your fault." Manson advises us to get to know our limitations and accept them. Once we embrace our fears, faults, and uncertainties, once we stop running and avoiding and start confronting painful truths, we can begin to find the courage, perseverance, honesty, responsibility, curiosity, and forgiveness we seek. There are only so many things we can give a f**k about so we need to figure out which ones really matter, Manson makes clear. While money is nice, caring about what you do with your life is better, because true wealth is about experience. A much-needed grab-you-by-the-shoulders-and-look-you-in-the-eye moment of real-talk, filled with entertaining stories and profane, ruthless humor, The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is a refreshing slap for a generation to help them lead contented, grounded lives.
Download or read book Lairies written by Steve Hollyman and published by Influx Press. This book was released on 2021-04-08 with total page 383 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'An absolute triumph' Kerry Hadley-Pryce, author of The Black Country Shaun wakes up in hospital after a fight in a local nightclub and discovers his girlfriend has been assaulted. Ade and Colbeck were there that night – the climax to weeks of escalating violence, their two-man vigilante mission to kick back against a broken generation. A misguided plan to combat the lairies that blight Britain's bars, pubs and streets. What really happened? And how did it come to this? Lairies is the brilliant and brutal debut from Steve Hollyman, mapping the lives of violent young men at the start of the twenty-first century, living aimlessly but desperately hunting for purpose. Hollyman speaks to the heart of small-town Britain, offering scathing insight into masculinity, class, and the bleak realities of a man's aimless early twenties, lifting the lid on a world most would rather ignore.
Book Synopsis What Did I Do Last Night? by : Tom Sykes
Download or read book What Did I Do Last Night? written by Tom Sykes and published by Rodale Books. This book was released on 2007-10-30 with total page 227 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Tom Sykes landed his dream job as the New York Post's bar columnist and nightlife reporter, he turned his long-standing drinking problem into a vocation. His memoir is a funny, thrilling, and ruthlessly honest exhumation of his drinking life and a candid account of his first 90 days without alcohol. Tom traces his alcoholism back to his British boyhood at Eton College, England's oldest and most exclusive boarding school, where the boys had to wear tail suits to class and there was a school pub. He delves into his aristocratic family's well-documented fondness for the bottle and covers his own drinking apprenticeship as a trainee journalist on London's famously alcohol-sodden newspapers. Whether he is getting arrested for drunk driving at the age of 15, climbing naked into his friends' and colleagues' beds, or simply trying to file an emergency front-page update while reeling from a cocktail of Ecstacy and magic mushrooms, Tom takes the reader on an addictive journey into the insanity of intoxication—all too often followed by a mossy tongue, a dull headache, and one burning question: "What the hell did I do last night?"
Download or read book Body Surfing written by Dale Peck and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-02-17 with total page 433 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From one of America's most acclaimed writers, a startling and visionary novel about a race of demons who inhabit humans and wreak havoc on the lives of two small-town boys. In a small town in upstate New York, best friends Q. and Jasper live typical high school lives filled with parties and girls. When Q. starts acting recklessly, defacing lockers and misusing Bunsen burners, Jasper thinks his buddy is just letting off steam. But when his actions put both of their lives in danger, it's clear that Q. is possessed by something far more sinister than mere teenage high spirits. Meanwhile, halfway around the world in Khartoum, Ileana Magdalen is tracking an elusive man who has left a trail of blood and bodies behind him, bringing strife, war, and genocide wherever he goes. It is Ileana's mission to stop him, for she is a member of an elite group of hunters initiated into a mystery that plagues humanity and drives men and women to commit unspeakable crimes. When Ileana, Q., and Jasper are brought together, the loyalties of friendship are tested in unimaginable ways, and the living, the dead, and those who are beyond death become entangled in a violent battle as old as mankind itself. In Body Surfing, celebrated author Dale Peck presents a beautifully written page-turner of a literary thriller. It is a mesmerizing tale in which a complete parallel universe is filled with shockingly dark corners where the secrets of human nature wait to be discovered.
Book Synopsis Street Whispers: Stories by : Liam Sweeny
Download or read book Street Whispers: Stories written by Liam Sweeny and published by All Due Respect, an imprint of Down & Out Books. This book was released on 2018-02-23 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An eclectic collection of pulp, grit and noir stories inspired by the Capital Region of New York, a rust-belt crossroads in the shadow of the city that never sleeps. Here’s a trip led by fat slobs in smoky, vomit-stained cabs, heading to the oasis of the strip club on a street lined with rusted out factories, ventilated with beer cans and rocks. No heroes and villains in these pages, just shades of grey and characters making choices between bad and worse. Tales of woe and macabre, the profane and ordinary dance with each other in a building where the forgotten stay, passing their street whispers like bottles from the bottom shelf.
Download or read book About Last Night written by Mignon Mykel and published by Mignon Mykel. This book was released on 2016-10-05 with total page 87 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: O'Gallaghers, a long-standing establishment in San Diego, is known for it's Irish brews and fare. When the next generation of O'Gallaghers took over, it became known for a little bit more... Rory O'Gallagher. Thirty, five-ten, and long, lean muscle. The middle O'Gallagher is as known for his prowess in the bedroom as the oldest is, and for so much more. Women have always been attracted to him. People have always flocked to him. But then there was Emily Winters. With her white blonde hair, icy blue eyes, and cold demeanor toward him, Rory shouldn't want anything to do with her. But so help him, he does.
Book Synopsis The King of Kennedy Plaza by : Raymond S. Legare
Download or read book The King of Kennedy Plaza written by Raymond S. Legare and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2018-05-13 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a play about the lost souls of our society and their submission to the opioid epidemic in the United States. There is a Kennedy Plaza in every city, town, and community in America. It is our hope this play will help to Suspend Judgment and to Create Compassion for the lost souls in our World.
Download or read book Heavy Sinners MC written by Rae B. Lake and published by Urban Renaissance. This book was released on 2022-01-25 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Marcus Heavy is the founder of the Heavy Sinners Motorcycle Club. They specialize in the drug game, prostitution, blackmail, and murder. You cross any member of the club, and that’s the end of your life. Marcus’ son, Darius, was supposed to take up the mantle as leader of the club, but Darius doesn’t want that life. He’s seen the devastation it brings to his family and everyone around them. So, Darius gets a college degree and a good job and claws his way out of the hood. The life he’s chosen couldn’t be more different than that of his homicidal father’s—until unknown enemies show up at his door, shoot Darius in the head, and kidnap his child. He wakes up in the hospital to find his father hovering over him, wanting to know what Darius plans to do for revenge. No one attacks the Heavy name and lives to tell the story. Darius resists, but as weeks go by and officials focus more on smearing Darius than they do on searching for his child, he feels desperate. With his back to the wall and no official help in sight, Darius turns to the group he once rejected. Marcus always knew his son would come back to the Heavy Sinners MC. He hands over the VP patch to Darius, who suddenly has a seat at the table in the organization he never wanted to be a part of. Desperate to find his child, he tears through the city, going after anyone who might have had a hand in the attack on his family. He never imagined himself as a violent person, yet soon Darius discovers that not only is he capable of it, but he’s good at it. When Dharia enters his orbit, she puts a spark to the desire in him that had burned out months ago, igniting a fire of passion. Will he be able to return to his true self, or is the legacy of the Heavy Sinners MC too strong to resist?
Download or read book Game On written by Andra-Cristiana Stan and published by Andra-Cristiana Stan. This book was released on 2021-12-02 with total page 316 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mona Landing back home to my dad from abroad upon finishing my PhD studies should have been the happiest moment of my life, right? Nah.... A punishing to my soul and heart news hits me right from my father's lips. I need to marry Frederik Shawn tomorrow morning, a 31 hot billionaire and dangerous mafia head, to settle a 40 million debt my and my dad's companies have to him as an investor. I, Mona Sandler, 26, curvy, genius, businesswoman, rebel, badass, with a life in the shadows even my own dad knows nothing about, break before this crushing to my all settlement between Frederik and my dad to prevent the entire collapse of our companies. However, he's going to have me on papers only and I'll make his life a living hell. The name I possess in the shadows is Pandora Angel.... He wants me? He doesn't know what he's asking for.... But.... When I meet him for the signing of the marriage contract in his own office, something in me responds to him. Yet, I'm on revenge mode, and I'm not going to surrender to the crawling feelings he summons in me. To pay debts back? Okay. To be his real wife? HELL NO! Frederik Oh? You guys want me to reply to what she has said above? Alrighty then. She's mine. Forever. No matter the war she'll have against me. She's taken, no matter the means. She's my baby. MY Pandora Angel. And I love her...MADLY! But she'll torture me SO bad.... And I won't lower my game either. Game on for REAL LOVE! Liked that, honey? Huh? Oh! You're so mine, love.... Prepare for lunatic and true love, retaliation, comedy, action, mafia, contemporary romance, business world, rivals, with the touch of the paranormal! Game On is the first book in the Billionaire's Baby Angel series. Book's Tagline: When she's a descendant from a divine bloodline... *This book contains language and mature themes.
Download or read book Glass Houses written by Lux Miller and published by Lux Miler. This book was released on 2022-07-27 with total page 163 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Poppy: My fairy tale is crumbling around me. My husband is abusive and controlling. My job is going nowhere fast. And my dreams were shattered by one grumpy animal. So when the brooding MMA fighter shows an interest in rescuing me from my personal hell, what do I have to lose? Except my marriage, my home, my job and my reputation as a sane person? Absolutely nothing... Storm: I grew up on the wrong side of town with the wrong color skin and learning to fight ensured my survival. Now, the very thing that saved me threatens to destroy me as I get devastating news. When the beautiful cocktail waitress with sadness written all over her face ends up on my radar, I decide that my final act as a world-class MMA fighter will be to save her... but the real question is - who is saving who? Glass Houses is intended for mature audiences and contains situations that may be inappropriate for readers under 18. The story is steamy and scandalou, but has a guaranteed happily ever after. If you like your fairy tales twisted, this is the book for you!
Book Synopsis Miami's Superstar 2 by : Diamond Johnson
Download or read book Miami's Superstar 2 written by Diamond Johnson and published by Sullivan Group Publishing. This book was released on 2018-07-24 with total page 161 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I think that everyone can pretty much agree that love isn’t easy. Even when two people desperately love each other so much, that still doesn’t make it easy. In fact, in order to have that “perfect love” that we all hope and pray for, we’ll have to go through some bumps and bruises along the way. Messiah and Ryan have what it takes to be that “it” couple. The chemistry between them is amazing, but can Ryan see it? Can she see that she has a man in Miami who desperately loves her, or will she go running back to her fiancé, Devin, in Philadelphia? This big secret that Devin has been keeping from Ryan, how will she react to that? It’s so many things in Ryan’s life that are getting in the middle of her becoming that Miami Superstar that she’s destined to be. Not only is the talent there but the support from Messiah is there as well, but can she see it? After almost eight years of being apart from each other, can the two of them finally make it work or will Ryan hold herself back from true happiness?
Book Synopsis If I Didn't Know Better... by : A.B Julian
Download or read book If I Didn't Know Better... written by A.B Julian and published by A.B Julian Books, Inc.. This book was released on with total page 312 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If I Didn't Know Better… M/M Second Chance Romance is a sequel to If I Met You First… M/M Enemies to Lovers preferably read together but can be read as a stand-alone. MM Romance - Gay Romance Novel Preston Never make the same mistake twice – an ex is an ex for a reason. And Ryan Becker is definitely a mistake you never want to repeat. It doesn't matter how hot or sexy he appears in that head of the security suit – giving that knight in shining armour delusion, you know that he is the same judgemental prick he has always been. He acts all self-righteous so he can tell you exactly how low you have fallen off the ladder of morality. It doesn't matter how much you are dying to fall in his strong arms. Just don't do it. Ryan If I didn't know better, I'd think Preston Haverty is an angel, but I did know better. I knew he was a mistake then and would definitely be a mistake now. He is this beautiful temptation I can't resist. As the security head at his firm, it may be my job to protect him, but there is no way I am getting involved with this selfish, privileged boy again. No matter how angelic Preston Haverty looks, he is a devil in disguise. If I Didn't Know Better... Continues the story of Xander and Myles as they struggle with moving in together and making room for themselves in each other's lifestyle. Primary Themes in The Right One: Gay Romance Series: Enemies-to-Lovers, Second Chance, Bodyguard Romance, Billionaire Romance, Relationship Trouble along with steam and much passion intended for mature Male-on-male romance readers who love a happily ever after (HEA).
Book Synopsis Destined to Love by : Brenda Kennedy
Download or read book Destined to Love written by Brenda Kennedy and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2014-09-18 with total page 229 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Trying to move on and build a life together with Angel, Mason Myles plans a special birthday dinner proposal for her, where he learns that Angel is still being tortured by her past. Angel reveals during the proposal that she may be pregnant with her rapist's baby. Mason is now torn by the fact he wasn't able to save Angel from her abusive ex; now he may be faced with the remembrance of that dreadful night, forever.
Book Synopsis Beautiful CEO's Temptation by : Jiu XiaoHongHu
Download or read book Beautiful CEO's Temptation written by Jiu XiaoHongHu and published by Funstory. This book was released on 2020-10-12 with total page 702 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The little man Zhu Ming met the beautiful woman Zhou Li from Zhejiang Province at the bar. They became close friends after a business trip and fell deeply in love with each other ... That night, in her villa, they broke through the shackles of morality, stole the forbidden fruits of the secular world, and from then on embarked on a road of love. Social status, family background, ethics, obstructions from all sides made it impossible for them to be together. Zhou Li's company had been ruined by an accident, and her face had been disfigured after the accident. Zhu Ming had also been seriously injured because of an accident, but the secular world and fate couldn't separate them ...
Download or read book White Swan written by Lono Waiwaiole and published by Down & Out Books. This book was released on 2020-03-23 with total page 181 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Eddie Clem was born in White Swan on the Yakama reservation in the 1950s and subsequently did what most Yakama boys did at that time—he learned to shoot hoops and rodeo, fell in love, grew into a man, had children, and then watched them repeat the same process. The way Eddie did this was unique to him, however, in several respects: • His mother dies when he is born; • His father disappears into the foothills of Mt. Adams as soon as his mother is buried; • He meets the love of his life in the fifth grade; • He accidentally kills his favorite cousin on his 11th birthday; • He turns out to be better than the other boys at both shooting hoops and rodeoing; • He comes of age just in time to spend a year as a medic in Vietnam; • The love of his life marries someone else. White Swan chronicles all of these things, but they are just the beginning of the story. How Eddie and all the people he loves eventually connect with each other unfolds in a tale that celebrates the power of love, family and a people who have been tied to each other for centuries in the space between a mountain and a river that bears their name in the heart of central Washington. Praise for WHITE SWAN: “Lono Waiwaiole’s writing in White Swan is graceful, spare, seasoned with gentle humor, never overwrought. Although I didn’t grow up on an Indian reservation, play basketball, or compete in a rodeo, I found myself really caring about Eddie Clem and the people he loved yet couldn’t love enough.” —Kathleen Tyau, author of Makai and A Little Too Much Is Enough “The characters in White Swan pull on your sleeve and insist you follow them through their lives. And you want to, because the minute you meet them they grab hold of your heart. Waiwaiole's deceptively plain writing hides depths of wisdom, like the calm surface of a mountain lake. Simply a beautiful book.” —SJ Rozan, bestselling author of Paper Son “Departing from his celebrated noir tales (The Wiley Series, Dark Paradise), Waiwaiole masterfully portrays a Native American family scarred by a father’s abandonment, who find their ultimate redemption through rebirth, renewal and forgiveness.” —Kiana Davenport, author of Shark Dialogues “As Hemingway did with his Nick Adams stories, Lono Waiwaiole paints America’s rural life—its indigenous people— with intense respect and compassion. He gets it. You the reader are thrown into those sometimes beautiful, sometimes sad, but always true moments, that we call Life. And like Hemingway, too, Lono Waiwaiole has given us an American masterpiece in the bargain.” —Kent Harrington, author of Last Ferry Home “White Swan explores the push and pull of family and how people are fated to be together, even though it may take a lifetime before destiny is fulfilled. A beautiful intergenerational saga rooted in the White Swan community on the Yakama Indian Reservation nestled in the mountains of Central Washington. With his indigenous heritage and current home in the Pacific Northwest, noted noir writer Lono Waiwaiole succeeds in this creative work that falls outside of mystery genre.” —Naomi Hirahara, Edgar Award-winning author of the Mas Arai series
Book Synopsis Down for My Baller 2 by : Miss Jenesequa
Download or read book Down for My Baller 2 written by Miss Jenesequa and published by Sullivan Group Publishing. This book was released on 2015-09-29 with total page 190 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You may be down for your baller but... Is he down for you? Being the Trophy Wife of a successful ball player always seemed perfect for Tamiko Johnson. Alongside it came money, clothes, shoes, bags, not to forget great, mind-blowing sex from a man who treated her like nothing but a Queen. Through her nine year marriage with the man of her dreams, Tamiko never would have imagined that her husband’s loyalty would be something that she had to question and find herself second guessing. Khalil Johnson was her baller. The man that she thought she knew so well. But when new temptations arise, Tamiko quickly realises that being married to baller isn’t all that sweet. In the follow up to Down For My Baller, Tamiko and Khalil must learn to trust again, stay true to each other and understand that not all “friends” are as loyal as they seem.
