Author : Vincent Pienaar
Publisher : Penguin Random House South Africa
ISBN 13 : 148590398X
Total Pages : 235 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (859 download)
Book Synopsis Too Many Tsunamis by : Vincent Pienaar
Download or read book Too Many Tsunamis written by Vincent Pienaar and published by Penguin Random House South Africa. This book was released on 2018-10-02 with total page 235 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Life’s a drag, and nobody knows that better than Bert. Bert wants to write. He also wants to kill himself. He has composed a brilliant suicide note, but so far his attempt at a brilliant suicide is as devoid of success as his writing career. Not wanting to die wondering if his mother will fully comprehend his note, Bert sets out to explain himself – in a footnote. A footnote that keeps growing and growing like a monster wave. Bert carries on living, for now, recounting his string of doomed relationships, and bemoaning his dead-end job in a printing shop, and the fact that he’s 34 and still living with his mother. But into the shop walks the mysterious Lelani Balt – Lightning Bolt – and sparks begin to fly. Bert might finally have something to write about.