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Book Synopsis The World's Best Golf Jokes by : Robert McCune
Download or read book The World's Best Golf Jokes written by Robert McCune and published by Trafalgar Square Publishing. This book was released on 1996-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whether you are a brilliant professional, an enthusiastic amateur or a golf widow, there’s something for everyone to chuckle at in this hilarious collection of The World’s Best Golf Jokes.
Book Synopsis World's Greatest Golf Jokes by : Stan McDougal
Download or read book World's Greatest Golf Jokes written by Stan McDougal and published by Citadel Press. This book was released on 2000-06 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Favorites from course and clubhouse will crack up any duffer.
Book Synopsis God Loves Golfers Best by : Ray Foley
Download or read book God Loves Golfers Best written by Ray Foley and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2009-05-01 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: God Loves Golfers Best is the ultimate collection of golf jokes, quotes, and cartoons sure to tickle the funny bone of any avid duffer. A perfect gift or self-purchase for the golf fan in your life! Examples from God Loves Golfers Best: Golf is a lot like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green, and end up in the hole. What should you do if lightning strikes during your round? Walk around holding a 1-iron, because even God can't hit a 1-iron! A man is getting married and is standing by his bride at the church. Standing beside him are his golf clubs and bag. His bride whispers, "What are your golf clubs doing here?" The groom replies, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?" In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.
Download or read book Golf Jokes written by Chester Croker and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-22 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Golf Jokes: The Ultimate Collection of Funny Golfing Jokes provides golfers of all abilities with over 200 pages of hilarious golf jokes that will have you laughing out loud. These are funny golf jokes, golf puns, golf one-liners and funny golfing stories that golf enthusiasts around the world will identify with. In this hysterical golf joke book, you will find over 1,000 golf jokes that you can laugh at yourself or tell them to your golf buddies, or on golf tours, club matches, functions or society days. This is probably the biggest and best collection of the very best golfing jokes and puns you will find anywhere. You can easily change the names in the jokes to suit your own story telling purposes. Golfing One-Liners Question and Answer style golf jokes to tell your golf buddies Caddie Gags Short Golf Jokes Longer Golf Joke Set-ups Rude Golf Jokes Golf Quotes / Golf Quotations Golf Parables Funny Bumper Stickers for Golfers Kids Golf Jokes This huge golf joke book is one that you will definitely refer back to for years to come. These hilarious golf jokes will make you laugh, so buy this funny golfing jokes book now. Tags:- golf jokes, golf gifts, golf present, golf gags, golf stories, golf jokes for men, best golf jokes, funny golfers jokes
Book Synopsis Golf Jokes for Ladies by : Charlotte Croker
Download or read book Golf Jokes for Ladies written by Charlotte Croker and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-05 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a unique golfing joke book - exclusively for lady golfers. Here you will find plenty of funny golf jokes written just for women. This is a sexist free environment. These golfing jokes are for lady golfers of all abilities. This is a truly original book for female golfers - you are going to enjoy it. These hilarious golf jokes will make you laugh out loud, so buy this funny joke book for lady golfers now.
Book Synopsis The Facts of Life by : Willie Nelson
Download or read book The Facts of Life written by Willie Nelson and published by Random House. This book was released on 2009-03-12 with total page 250 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you had to give America a voice, it’s been said more than once, that voice would be Willie Nelson’s. For more than fifty years, he’s taken the stuff of his life-the good and the bad-and made from it a body of work that has become a permanent part of our musical heritage and kept us company through the good and the bad of our own lives. Long before he became famous as a performer, Willie Nelson was known as a songwriter, keeping his young family afloat by writing songs-like “Crazy”-that other people turned into hits. So it’s fitting, and cause for celebration, that he has finally set down in his own words, a book that does justice to his great gifts as a storyteller. In The Facts of Life, Willie Nelson reflects on what has mattered to him in life and what hasn’t. He also tells some great dirty jokes. The result is a book as wise and hilarious as its author. It’s not meant to be taken seriously as an instruction manual for living-but you could do a lot worse.
Book Synopsis Alice Cooper, Golf Monster by : Alice Cooper
Download or read book Alice Cooper, Golf Monster written by Alice Cooper and published by Crown. This book was released on 2008-05-27 with total page 282 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wretched excess, rock stardom, and golf—from the man who invented shock rock In this tell-all memoir, Alice Cooper speaks candidly about his life and career, including all the years of rock ’n’ roll history he’s been a part of, the addictions he faced, and the surprising ways he found redemption. From a childhood spent as a minister’s son worshiping baseball and rock ’n’ roll; to days on the road with his band, working to make a name for themselves; to stardom and the insanity that came with it, including a quart-of-whiskey-a-day habit; to drying out at a sanitarium back in the late ’70s, Alice Cooper paints a rich and rockin’ portrait of his life and his battle against addiction—fought by getting up daily at 7 a.m. to play 36 holes of golf. Alice tells hilarious, touching, and sometimes astounding stories about Led Zeppelin and the Doors, George Burns and Groucho Marx, John Daly and Tiger Woods . . . everyone is here from Dalí to Elvis to Arnold Palmer. Alice Cooper, Golf Monster is the incredible story of someone who rose through the rock ’n’ roll ranks releasing platinum albums and selling out arenas with his legendary act—all while becoming one of the best celebrity golfers around.
Book Synopsis The World's Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes by : Bob Phillips
Download or read book The World's Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2013-03-01 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This top-selling collection of pure fun (more than 295,000 copies sold) is back with a fresh and lively new cover to reach more readers eager to laugh. Puns, one-liners, jester-worthy jokes, and quirky quips will amaze and astound friends and family. Giggles are guaranteed as readers enjoy the crazy conversations and hilarious observations— “Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us—all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn’t the grownups do anything?” “You’re the laziest fellow I have seen. Don’t you do anything quickly?” “Yes, I get tired fast.” “I haven’t slept for days.” “How come?” “I only sleep at night!”
Book Synopsis Golf Is Punishment for Not Taking Up Another Sport by : Gene Perret
Download or read book Golf Is Punishment for Not Taking Up Another Sport written by Gene Perret and published by Familius. This book was released on 2016 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 175 original gags and one-liners about golf from the award-winning comedy writers who provided many of Bob Hope's golf jokes.
Download or read book Commander in Cheat written by Rick Reilly and published by Hachette Books. This book was released on 2019-04-02 with total page 211 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER "Reilly pokes more holes in Trump's claims than there are sand traps on all of his courses combined. It is by turns amusing and alarming."-- The New Yorker "Golf is the spine of this shocking, wildly humorous book, but humanity is its flesh and spirit." -- Chicago Sun-Times "Every one of Trump's most disgusting qualities surfaces in golf." -- The Ringer An outrageous indictment of Donald Trump's appalling behavior when it comes to golf -- on and off the green -- and what it reveals about his character. Donald Trump loves golf. He loves to play it, buy it, build it, and operate it. He owns 14 courses around the world and runs another five, all of which he insists are the best on the planet. He also claims he's a 3 handicap, almost never loses, and has won an astonishing 18 club championships. How much of all that is true? Almost none of it, acclaimed sportswriter Rick Reilly reveals in this unsparing look at Trump in the world of golf. Based on Reilly's own experiences with Trump as well as interviews with over 100 golf pros, amateurs, developers, and caddies, Commander in Cheat is a startling and at times hilarious indictment of Trump and his golf game. You'll learn how Trump cheats (sometimes with the help of his caddies and Secret Service agents), lies about his scores (the "Trump Bump"), tells whoppers about the rank of his courses and their worth (declaring that every one of them is worth $50 million), and tramples the etiquette of the game (driving on greens doesn't help). Trump doesn't brag so much, though, about the golf contractors he stiffs, the course neighbors he intimidates, or the way his golf decisions wind up infecting his political ones. For Trump, it's always about winning. To do it, he uses the tricks he picked up from the hustlers at the public course where he learned the game as a college kid, and then polished as one of the most bombastic businessmen of our time. As Reilly writes, "Golf is like bicycle shorts. It reveals a lot about a man." Commander in Cheat "paints a side-splitting portrait of a congenital cheater" (Esquire), revealing all kinds of unsightly truths Trump has been hiding.
Book Synopsis Golf Is a Funny Disease by : Nobby Orens
Download or read book Golf Is a Funny Disease written by Nobby Orens and published by Forward Press. This book was released on 2001-06-01 with total page 175 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Along with hilarious anecdotes, jokes, tips, quotes, and wacky historical facts, this book is a cornucopia of golf humor for those who love to hate the game. Included are some of the inner workings of the Golf Nut Society and the extreme lengths that some members have gone to in trying to win the coveted Golf Nut of the Year award.
Book Synopsis Adult Golf Jokes by : Chester Croker
Download or read book Adult Golf Jokes written by Chester Croker and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-08-04 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're looking for funny adult golfing jokes you've certainly come to the right place. Here you will find plenty of rude and crude funny adult golf jokes.These mucky smutty coarse golfing jokes will make you smile that's for sure.While we don't want to plug them too much, we hope you enjoy our bumper collection of the very best adult golfing jokes and puns. Hopefully these dirty golf jokes won't drive you around the bend.Buy it now.
Book Synopsis Golf It's a Funny Old Game by : M. Prefontaine
Download or read book Golf It's a Funny Old Game written by M. Prefontaine and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-02-25 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For us rabbits the game of golf is a constant battle between fantasy and reality. The great hopes and ambitions that accompany us on the first tee quickly evaporate by a combination of mother nature, gravity and the cruelest of luck. One of the charms of the Great Game is that we are constantly chasing what is, in theory, attainable but in reality highly elusive. It is a perpetual series of occasions for hope. David Feherty summed it up when he said; "Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle." It is astonishing how long the occasional miracle can remain in the memory to the total eclipse of all else. Golf is a game whose hook is baited with hope. This book is a compendium of quotes from players who have been similarly troubled by the journey from great hopes to cruel reality. I hope you enjoy their reflections.
Book Synopsis Golf Jokes and Anecdotes from Around the World by :
Download or read book Golf Jokes and Anecdotes from Around the World written by and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2008 with total page 167 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Golf Course of Rhymes by : Leon White
Download or read book Golf Course of Rhymes written by Leon White and published by . This book was released on 2011-04-11 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Written with the help of golfing poets such as Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Rudyard Kipling, Charles “Chick” Evans, Grantland Rice and Billy Collins. Laid out as a golf course with Holes (chapters) such as “St. Andrews,” “Agonies and Frustrations,” “Advice,” “Politics and War,” “Links with the Devil” and “The Women’s Game.” Illustrated with pictures, cartoons and photographs. The text and poems include humorous tales, historical dramas and personal accounts that will touch the hearts of golfers universally. Much of the material comes from inaccessible books and magazines published in the U.S., England and Scotland before 1930.
Book Synopsis Naughty Adult Joke Book #9 by : Jason S. Jones
Download or read book Naughty Adult Joke Book #9 written by Jason S. Jones and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-11 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #NSFW Make Sure No One Is Watching Behind You! What is the difference between a stripper and a waitress working at the strip club? Just two weeks. A little laughter goes a long way and certainly, Naughty Adult Joke Book #9 - Dirty, Funny And Slutty Jokes That Made You Play Golf With Your Boss, will take you to a great length. It is certainly one of the richest collections of naughty jokes for the adult audience. The book's chapters sort the jokes by their lengths. Of the two chapters, one is a compilation of some of the funniest short jokes, and the other is a collection of extremely hilarious long jokes, each with its unique setting. Naughty jokes are appropriate for adults; they just require the right setting. You may not be found telling these jokes at a religious function, but at a social event with friends, the jokes in this book will be the highlight of the evening. Many people find it difficult to start a conversation, and good jokes can kickstart a lively conversation. Those who like to be the life of the party get their material from content as interesting as that presented in this book. Ever wondered how some people can keep an audience for the entire day or the evening? While a number are naturally humorous, others get their material from books like this one. Reading jokes works like reading any other kind of literature; the more you read, the more you shape your mind to think in that direction. Therefore, if you train your mind to notice the queer and the funny in various situations, then you will do so even in other unrelated situations. Suddenly, your life and your way of thinking will become more positive. To that end, it is hoped that this book will be the light that lights up your path because it will be creating a jolly mood on the inside, change how you perceive situations, and even change how you relate with others. You will become good at initiating conversations and a fun person that people will constantly look forward to speaking with. You will also teach others around you to initiate the change that you have just initiated. Overall, reading these jokes is certainly going to make you feel better and in control of what happens in and around you. Act now by reading this special book today and begin the movement that turns around the lives of people with humor! Inside this book you will find: Age-appropriate jokes A vast collection of long jokes that provide context to make them relatable to the readers The most interesting collection of short jokes that makes them easy to read on the go The most well-ordered compilation of adult humor jokes Some of the most humorous jokes you want to tell your friends A list of some of the most good-natured jokes, none is trashy or disgusting Some of the most all-inclusive jokes that cross the boundaries of race, color, sexual orientation, religion, and, other demarcations Some of the most simple-worded jokes to promote understanding across the audience spectrum The most easy-worded jokes that promote memory, so you can tell them to your friends Start Cumming Laughing Today By Clicking The "BUY NOW" Button
Download or read book So Help Me Golf written by Rick Reilly and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2022-05-10 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A beloved New York Times bestselling author and golf aficionado shares his insatiable curiosity, trademark sense of humor, and vast knowledge of the game in this cavalcade of original pieces about why we love the sport, now featuring three additional new pieces. This is the book Rick Reilly has been writing in the back of his head since he fell in love with the game of golf at eleven years old. He unpacks and explores all of the wonderful, maddening, heart-melting, heart-breaking, cool, and captivating things about golf that make the game so utterly addictive. We meet the PGA Tour player who robbed banks by night to pay his motel bills, the golf club maker who takes weekly psychedelic trips, and the caddy who kept his loop even after an 11-year prison stint. We learn how a man on his third heart nearly won the U.S. Open, how a Vietnam POW saved his life playing 18 holes a day in his tiny cell, and about the course that's absolutely free. Reilly mines all of the game’s quirky traditions—from the shot of bourbon you take before you tee off at Peyton Manning’s course, to the way the starter at St. Andrews announces to your group (and the hundreds of tourists watching), “You’re on the first tee, gentlemen.” He means that quite literally: St. Andrews has the first tee ever invented. We’ll visit the eighteen most unforgettable holes around the world (Reilly has played them all), including the hole in Indonesia where the biggest hazard is monkeys, the one in the Caribbean that's underwater, and the one in South Africa that requires a shot over a pit of alligators; not to mention Reilly’s attempt to play the most mini-golf holes in one day. Reilly expounds on all the great figures in the game, from Phil Mickelson to Bobby Jones to the simple reason Jack Nicklaus is better than Tiger Woods. He explains why we should stop hating Bryson DeChambeau unless we hate genius, the greatest upset in women’s golf history, and why Ernie Els throws away every ball that makes a birdie. Plus all the Greg Norman stories Reilly has never been able to tell before, and the great fun of being Jim Nantz. Connecting it all will be the story of Reilly’s own personal journey through the game, especially as it connects to his tumultuous relationship with his father, and how the two eventually reconciled through golf. This is Reilly’s valentine to golf, a cornucopia of stories that no golfer will want to be without. **The Sports Librarian’s Best of 2022 – Sports Books**
