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Book Synopsis The Gospel of Bowtie by : J K Fausnight
Download or read book The Gospel of Bowtie written by J K Fausnight and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-24 with total page 190 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for not just a new religion, but a swashbuckling adventure of a religion? The Gospel of Bowtie, the son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, brings you enlightenment, critical thinking, and pirates. Toss out all those dusty old scriptures and make room on your bookshelf for scarecrow Nazis, disassembled brain parts, and robotic monks. There is a better book in town, one that does not advocate for genocide, misogyny, discrimination, and slavery. Already a Pastafarian? You can throw away your eyepatch. Bowtie is the new covenant! (Like all good religions, the Gospel of Bowtie is blasphemous in the eyes of other religions. Be forewarned.)
Book Synopsis The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster by : Bobby Henderson
Download or read book The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster written by Bobby Henderson and published by Villard. This book was released on 2010-04-07 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Can I get a “ramen” from the congregation?! Behold the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM), today’s fastest growing carbohydrate-based religion. According to church founder Bobby Henderson, the universe and all life within it were created by a mystical and divine being: the Flying Spaghetti Monster. What drives the FSM’ s devout followers, a.k.a. Pastafarians? Some say it’s the assuring touch from the FSM’s “noodly appendage.” Then there are those who love the worship service, which is conducted in pirate talk and attended by congregants in dashing buccaneer garb. Still others are drawn to the Church’s flimsy moral standards, religious holidays every Friday, or the fact that Pastafarian heaven is way cooler: Does your heaven have a Stripper Factory and a Beer Volcano? Intelligent Design has finally met its match—and it has nothing to do with apes or the Olive Garden of Eden. Within these pages, Bobby Henderson outlines the true facts– dispelling such malicious myths as evolution (“only a theory”), science (“only a lot of theories”), and whether we’re really descended from apes (fact: Humans share 95 percent of their DNA with chimpanzees, but they share 99.9 percent with pirates!) See what impressively credentialed top scientists have to say: “If Intelligent Design is taught in schools, equal time should be given to the FSM theory and the non-FSM theory.” –Professor Douglas Shaw, Ph.D. “Do not be hypocritical. Allow equal time for other alternative ‘theories’ like FSMism, which is by far the tastier choice.” –J. Simon, Ph.D. “In my scientific opinion, when comparing the two theories, FSM theory seems to be more valid than classic ID theory.” –Afshin Beheshti, Ph.D. Read the book and decide for yourself!
Book Synopsis God Speaks! the Flying Spaghetti Monster in His Own Words by : Jon Smith
Download or read book God Speaks! the Flying Spaghetti Monster in His Own Words written by Jon Smith and published by . This book was released on 2006-03 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: HARDCOVER EDITION This beautifully mastered casebound personal library edition can be proudly displayed at home or church or temple. A thoughtful gift for special times of transition (birthdays, marriage, divorce). Religious leaders will find this volume a deeply meaningful and treasured presentation for those who have formally entered a religious community, or a fitting going-away gift for those who have abandoned religion. Buy one for yourself and read it over and over and over, confident that the durable binding will remain intact. Special soil-resistant cover repells minor splashes of coffee, light persipration, salilva, and other bodily secretions. See lulu.com/stress for paperback edition
Book Synopsis Amazing Stories of the Flying Spaghetti Monster by : Cameron Pierce
Download or read book Amazing Stories of the Flying Spaghetti Monster written by Cameron Pierce and published by . This book was released on 2011-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On the seventh day, the Flying Spaghetti Monster said, "Read me, for I am good." In Amazing Stories, the Flying Spaghetti Monster goes on trial to earn his godhood among a council of deities that includes Jehovah, the Buddha, Ganesh, Cthulhu, and Charlie Sheen. He is interviewed for an exclusive episode of the celebrity talk show In the Monster's Studio to discuss his relationship with Godzilla and other famous monsters. He rears his head at an archeological dig in a desert wasteland and dines with a horde of food demons in Hell. He rescues pirates, authors, and prisoners from the cold hand of death while banishing children to suffering and starvation. He is a just god, but only if you compliment his vodka sauce. Like an all-spaghetti evening of Adult Swim, Amazing Stories of the Flying Spaghetti Monster will show you the many realms of His Noodly Appendage. Learn of those who worship him and the lives he touches in distant, mysterious ways. Enjoy with Italian food and a side of Darwinism.
Book Synopsis The Gospel of Winter by : Brendan Kiely
Download or read book The Gospel of Winter written by Brendan Kiely and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-01-21 with total page 284 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “In a lyrical and hard-hitting exploration of betrayal and healing, the son of a Connecticut socialite comes to terms with his abuse at the hands of a beloved priest” (Kirkus Reviews, starred review). As sixteen-year-old Aidan Donovan’s fractured family disintegrates around him, he searches for solace in a few bumps of Adderall, his father’s wet bar, and the attentions of his local priest, Father Greg—the only adult who actually listens to him. When Christmas hits, Aidan’s world collapses in a crisis of trust when he recognizes the darkness of Father Greg’s affections. He turns to a crew of new friends to help make sense of his life: Josie, the girl he just might love; Sophie, who’s a little wild; and Mark, the charismatic swim team captain whose own secret agonies converge with Aidan’s. The Gospel of Winter maps the ways love can be used as a weapon against the innocent—but can also, in the right hands, restore hope and even faith. Brendan Kiely’s unflinching and courageous debut novel exposes the damage from the secrets we keep and proves that in truth, there is power. And real love.
Book Synopsis Called by the Gospel by : Michael Paul Middendorf
Download or read book Called by the Gospel written by Michael Paul Middendorf and published by Wipf and Stock Publishers. This book was released on 2007-07-15 with total page 410 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Called by the Gospel is the title for a series of introductory theological textbooks written from a distinctly Lutheran perspective. In keeping with the predominant place of the gospel in Lutheran theology, this introductory volume on the New Testament carries the same title as the series, Called by the Gospel. Readers will find within its pages a high view of the Christian Scriptures, explanation of keys texts with careful attention to the historical and cultural contexts, particular focus on the presentation of Jesus by the various texts, and a conversational style that seeks to convey the message of the text for contemporary times. Although the book was written with university students in mind, any Christians who seek to deepen their grasp of the New Testament will find within its pages helpful and challenging insights. This book builds on material presented in the first volume of the series, Called to be God's People, and supplements its contents with maps, photos, suggested readings, discussion questions, and a glossary. Together these two volumes prepare the university student for an in-depth consideration of Christian doctrine in Called to Believe, Teach, and Confess.
Download or read book Billboard written by and published by . This book was released on 2011-10-01 with total page 900 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In its 114th year, Billboard remains the world's premier weekly music publication and a diverse digital, events, brand, content and data licensing platform. Billboard publishes the most trusted charts and offers unrivaled reporting about the latest music, video, gaming, media, digital and mobile entertainment issues and trends.
Book Synopsis The Pastafarian Loose Canon by : Cardinal Fang
Download or read book The Pastafarian Loose Canon written by Cardinal Fang and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2014-01-17 with total page 284 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Finally! After years of legal battles, the Pastafarian Loose Canon is available to the Pastafarian Community for purchase. Upon the advice of legal council; the works of Edd, Qwertyuiopsad, Rev. Dr. Jo Freddie and St. Jason have all been removed. Visit Amazon, leave a review and tell us know what you think. The Loose Canon belongs to every man, boy, and girl.It belongs to every woman too. Rumor has it that there will be a leather bound edition of the Loose Canon in the distant future. All Pastafarians should be looking forward to that!
Book Synopsis Gospel Assurance and Warnings by : Paul Washer
Download or read book Gospel Assurance and Warnings written by Paul Washer and published by . This book was released on 2014-03-01 with total page 252 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Paul Washer ministered as a missionary in Peru for ten years, during which time he founded the HeartCry Missionary Society to support Peruvian church planters. Paul now serves as one of the laborers with the HeartCry Missionary Society (www.heartcrymissionary.com). He and his wife, Charo, have three children: Ian, Evan, and Rowan.
Book Synopsis FAITH IN THE FACE OF EMPIRE by : RAHEB
Download or read book FAITH IN THE FACE OF EMPIRE written by RAHEB and published by Orbis Books. This book was released on 2014-02-10 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Palestinian Christian theologian shows how the reality of empire shapes the context of the biblical story, and the ongoing experience of Middle East conflict.
Book Synopsis The Gospel According to Hollywood by : Greg Garrett
Download or read book The Gospel According to Hollywood written by Greg Garrett and published by Westminster John Knox Press. This book was released on 2007-01-01 with total page 199 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this new book in the Gospel According To series, Garrett looks at the theological elements in dozens of classic Hollywood films, including a discussion about what the new openness to spirituality in the movies might mean for the future of American cinema and American religion. (Biblical Studies)
Book Synopsis The Gospel According to Ayn Rand by : Jerome Tuccille
Download or read book The Gospel According to Ayn Rand written by Jerome Tuccille and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2007 with total page 250 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The Gospel According to Ayn Rand" contains much of the text that appeared in "It Usually Begins with Ayn Rand"-somewhat revised and edited to conform to modern style-plus new chapters dealing with events that took place after the book was first published. Some of the new material deals with my campaign for Governor of New York as the Free Libertarian Party candidate, plus thoughts on my current political and spiritual leanings. The perennial success of "It Usually Begins with Ayn Rand" has startled no one more than me. Sales started slowly, then began to pick up over the years, until the book became an underground classic that has gained readership over the decades. "The Gospel According to Ayn Rand" and "It Usually Begins with Ayn Rand" should be read as political memoir, first-hand accounts of a political movement, mostly fact, but with fictional elements and hyperbole added for effect. A reviewer once said that most memoirs are neither fact nor fiction; they are the truth as the author remembers it. So it is with "The Gospel According to Ayn Rand" and its predecessor, "It Usually Begins With Ayn Rand."
Book Synopsis The Top 10 Dumbest Christian Beliefs by : La Monte McNeese
Download or read book The Top 10 Dumbest Christian Beliefs written by La Monte McNeese and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2004-08-01 with total page 268 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The Top Ten Dumbest Christian Beliefs" is a witty, easy to read, thought provoking, soft cover manuscript that readers will not want to put down. It is a concise and refreshing challenge to the learned ignorance commonly preached and taught from today''''s pulpits. "The Top Ten Dumbest Christian Beliefs" is surprisingly non-judgmental and not heavy on theological jargon. It cuts through the psycho babel, enlightening the reader with objective views that will strengthen their faith and cause them to become critical thinkers. "The Top Ten Dumbest Christian Beliefs" is a life changing walk through the Christian no spin zone that will arouse the intellect, stimulate emotions and cultivate a desire to study and learn more about God''''s word.
Book Synopsis The Gospel according to The Simpsons, Bigger and Possibly Even Better! Edition by : Mark I. Pinsky
Download or read book The Gospel according to The Simpsons, Bigger and Possibly Even Better! Edition written by Mark I. Pinsky and published by Westminster John Knox Press. This book was released on 2007-05-24 with total page 317 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is there anything holy in Springfield, the home to irascible Bart Simpson and his naive dad Homer, their enthusiastic evangelical neighbor Ned Flanders, the sourpuss minister Rev. Lovejoy, and the dozens of other unique characters who inhabit the phenomenally popular TV show? In this revision of the 2001 bestseller, author Mark Pinsky says yes! In this entertaining and enlightening book, Pinsky shows how The Simpsons engages issues of religion and morality in a thoughtful, provocative, and genuinely respectful way. With three new chapters and updates to reflect the 2001-2006 seasons, Pinsky has given a thorough facelift to the book that Publishers Weekly called "thoughtful and genuinely entertaining." The new material includes chapters on Buddhism and gay marriage and an extensive afterword that explores how religion is treated on the animated shows that have followed in the footsteps of The Simpsons: South Park, Family Guy, Futurama, American Dad, and King of the Hill.
Book Synopsis The Adventures of Buddy Blue Bug and the Critters of the Gospel by : Tijuana Taylor
Download or read book The Adventures of Buddy Blue Bug and the Critters of the Gospel written by Tijuana Taylor and published by Xulon Press. This book was released on 2012-02 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The characters of Buddy Blue Bug and his Gospel critters are intended to inspire, encourage, and strengthen self-esteem and faith of all folks-young and old alike-ages three to 103, who are young at heart. We are warmly invited to reach out with childlike hope and excitement as Buddy challenges us to expectantly look for God‛s signature daily as we involve ourselves in the awesome adventures awaiting in the Kingdom of God.
Book Synopsis The Gospel Comes with a House Key by : Rosaria Butterfield
Download or read book The Gospel Comes with a House Key written by Rosaria Butterfield and published by Crossway. This book was released on 2018-04-16 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What did God use to draw a radical, committed unbeliever to himself? Did God take her to an evangelistic rally? Or, since she had her doctorate in literature, did he use something in print? No, God used an invitation to dinner in a modest home, from a humble couple who lived out the gospel daily, simply, and authentically. With this story of her conversion as a backdrop, Rosaria Butterfield invites us into her home to show us how God can use this same "radical, ordinary hospitality" to bring the gospel to our lost friends and neighbors. Such hospitality sees our homes as not our own, but as God's tools for the furtherance of his kingdom as we welcome those who look, think, believe, and act differently from us into our everyday, sometimes messy lives—helping them see what true Christian faith really looks like.
Book Synopsis 40 Questions about Interpreting the Bible by : Robert L. Plummer
Download or read book 40 Questions about Interpreting the Bible written by Robert L. Plummer and published by Kregel Academic. This book was released on 2010 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The second in the series organized around common FAQs, 40Questions about Interpreting the Bible tackles the major questions thatstudents, pastors and professors ask about the hermeneutics of reading thebible (i.e. understanding the bible).
