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The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Author : Bobby Henderson
Publisher : Villard
ISBN 13 : 0307485560
Total Pages : 194 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (74 download)

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Download or read book The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster written by Bobby Henderson and published by Villard. This book was released on 2010-04-07 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Can I get a “ramen” from the congregation?! Behold the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM), today’s fastest growing carbohydrate-based religion. According to church founder Bobby Henderson, the universe and all life within it were created by a mystical and divine being: the Flying Spaghetti Monster. What drives the FSM’ s devout followers, a.k.a. Pastafarians? Some say it’s the assuring touch from the FSM’s “noodly appendage.” Then there are those who love the worship service, which is conducted in pirate talk and attended by congregants in dashing buccaneer garb. Still others are drawn to the Church’s flimsy moral standards, religious holidays every Friday, or the fact that Pastafarian heaven is way cooler: Does your heaven have a Stripper Factory and a Beer Volcano? Intelligent Design has finally met its match—and it has nothing to do with apes or the Olive Garden of Eden. Within these pages, Bobby Henderson outlines the true facts– dispelling such malicious myths as evolution (“only a theory”), science (“only a lot of theories”), and whether we’re really descended from apes (fact: Humans share 95 percent of their DNA with chimpanzees, but they share 99.9 percent with pirates!) See what impressively credentialed top scientists have to say: “If Intelligent Design is taught in schools, equal time should be given to the FSM theory and the non-FSM theory.” –Professor Douglas Shaw, Ph.D. “Do not be hypocritical. Allow equal time for other alternative ‘theories’ like FSMism, which is by far the tastier choice.” –J. Simon, Ph.D. “In my scientific opinion, when comparing the two theories, FSM theory seems to be more valid than classic ID theory.” –Afshin Beheshti, Ph.D. Read the book and decide for yourself!

Amazing Stories of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Author : Cameron Pierce
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781936383979
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (839 download)

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Download or read book Amazing Stories of the Flying Spaghetti Monster written by Cameron Pierce and published by . This book was released on 2011-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On the seventh day, the Flying Spaghetti Monster said, "Read me, for I am good." In Amazing Stories, the Flying Spaghetti Monster goes on trial to earn his godhood among a council of deities that includes Jehovah, the Buddha, Ganesh, Cthulhu, and Charlie Sheen. He is interviewed for an exclusive episode of the celebrity talk show In the Monster's Studio to discuss his relationship with Godzilla and other famous monsters. He rears his head at an archeological dig in a desert wasteland and dines with a horde of food demons in Hell. He rescues pirates, authors, and prisoners from the cold hand of death while banishing children to suffering and starvation. He is a just god, but only if you compliment his vodka sauce. Like an all-spaghetti evening of Adult Swim, Amazing Stories of the Flying Spaghetti Monster will show you the many realms of His Noodly Appendage. Learn of those who worship him and the lives he touches in distant, mysterious ways. Enjoy with Italian food and a side of Darwinism.

The Gospel of Bowtie

Author : J K Fausnight
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781710747782
Total Pages : 190 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (477 download)

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Download or read book The Gospel of Bowtie written by J K Fausnight and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-24 with total page 190 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for not just a new religion, but a swashbuckling adventure of a religion? The Gospel of Bowtie, the son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, brings you enlightenment, critical thinking, and pirates. Toss out all those dusty old scriptures and make room on your bookshelf for scarecrow Nazis, disassembled brain parts, and robotic monks. There is a better book in town, one that does not advocate for genocide, misogyny, discrimination, and slavery. Already a Pastafarian? You can throw away your eyepatch. Bowtie is the new covenant! (Like all good religions, the Gospel of Bowtie is blasphemous in the eyes of other religions. Be forewarned.)

God Speaks! the Flying Spaghetti Monster in His Own Words

Author : Jon Smith
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781411682771
Total Pages : 162 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (827 download)

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Download or read book God Speaks! the Flying Spaghetti Monster in His Own Words written by Jon Smith and published by . This book was released on 2006-03 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: HARDCOVER EDITION This beautifully mastered casebound personal library edition can be proudly displayed at home or church or temple. A thoughtful gift for special times of transition (birthdays, marriage, divorce). Religious leaders will find this volume a deeply meaningful and treasured presentation for those who have formally entered a religious community, or a fitting going-away gift for those who have abandoned religion. Buy one for yourself and read it over and over and over, confident that the durable binding will remain intact. Special soil-resistant cover repells minor splashes of coffee, light persipration, salilva, and other bodily secretions. See lulu.com/stress for paperback edition

The Pastafarian Loose Canon

Author : Cardinal Fang
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781985668874
Total Pages : 284 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (688 download)

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Download or read book The Pastafarian Loose Canon written by Cardinal Fang and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2014-01-17 with total page 284 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Finally! After years of legal battles, the Pastafarian Loose Canon is available to the Pastafarian Community for purchase. Upon the advice of legal council; the works of Edd, Qwertyuiopsad, Rev. Dr. Jo Freddie and St. Jason have all been removed. Visit Amazon, leave a review and tell us know what you think. The Loose Canon belongs to every man, boy, and girl.It belongs to every woman too. Rumor has it that there will be a leather bound edition of the Loose Canon in the distant future. All Pastafarians should be looking forward to that!

Invented Religions

Author : Carole M. Cusack
Publisher : Routledge
ISBN 13 : 131711325X
Total Pages : 164 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (171 download)

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Download or read book Invented Religions written by Carole M. Cusack and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2016-05-06 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Utilizing contemporary scholarship on secularization, individualism, and consumer capitalism, this book explores religious movements founded in the West which are intentionally fictional: Discordianism, the Church of All Worlds, the Church of the SubGenius, and Jediism. Their continued appeal and success, principally in America but gaining wider audience through the 1980s and 1990s, is chiefly as a result of underground publishing and the internet. This book deals with immensely popular subject matter: Jediism developed from George Lucas' Star Wars films; the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, founded by 26-year-old student Bobby Henderson in 2005 as a protest against the teaching of Intelligent Design in schools; Discordianism and the Church of the SubGenius which retain strong followings and participation rates among college students. The Church of All Worlds' focus on Gaia theology and environmental issues makes it a popular focus of attention. The continued success of these groups of Invented Religions provide a unique opportunity to explore the nature of late/post-modern religious forms, including the use of fiction as part of a bricolage for spirituality, identity-formation, and personal orientation.

Lamb

Author : Christopher Moore
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0061798231
Total Pages : 468 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (617 download)

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Download or read book Lamb written by Christopher Moore and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2009-10-13 with total page 468 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone knows about the immaculate conception and the crucifixion. But what happened to Jesus between the manger and the Sermon on the Mount? In this hilarious and bold novel, the acclaimed Christopher Moore shares the greatest story never told: the life of Christ as seen by his boyhood pal, Biff. Just what was Jesus doing during the many years that have gone unrecorded in the Bible? Biff was there at his side, and now after two thousand years, he shares those good, bad, ugly, and miraculous times. Screamingly funny, audaciously fresh, Lamb rivals the best of Tom Robbins and Carl Hiaasen, and is sure to please this gifted writer’s fans and win him legions more.

Offense to Reason

Author : Bernard L. Ramm
Publisher : Regent College Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781573830010
Total Pages : 200 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (3 download)

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Download or read book Offense to Reason written by Bernard L. Ramm and published by Regent College Publishing. This book was released on 2000 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book takes as its main thesis: (1) the Christian doctrine of sin is offensive to the reason and repelled by the intelligentsia and academia; (2) without this doctrine of sin much of human life and history remains forever opaque; (3) with it a shaft of light is cast upon personal existence, social existence, and the course of history, giving clarity that nothing else in the religions, nor the philosophies, of the world can provide.

Kissing Fish

Author : Roger Wolsey
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 145683942X
Total Pages : 397 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (568 download)

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Download or read book Kissing Fish written by Roger Wolsey and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2011-01-10 with total page 397 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Christianity receives a lot of attention in the media, but the most frequently discussed version represents a type of Christianity that sometimes turns people away from the Church. Kissing Fish presents a postmodern systematic theology of progressive Christianity, a growing movement that reclaims the radical message of the Gospel. This informative, contemplative, and entertaining book will guide you through the beliefs that inspire us to love one another in the transformative way that Jesus proclaimed, including practices that will take your faith to a new level. Kissing Fish is a scholarly yet thoroughly accessible introduction to progressive Christianity. While the intended target audience for this work would seem to be those who have either left the Christian faith or never adopted it at all; the work is filled with pearls of wisdom for all of us, whether associated with Christianity or not. Kissing Fish is a truly remarkable work, serving both as a reminder of the beauty and grace that form the central tenets of the faith, while offering a graceful yet prophetic rebuttal to its more exclusionary tendencies. Kissing Fish is part theological text and part tell-all personal spiritual journey. Imagine a down-to-earth combination of the works of Marcus Borg, Anne Lamott, Jim Wallis, Rob Bell, Shane Claiborne, Diana Butler-Bass, Brian McLaren, Walter Wink, Wes Howard-Brook, and Donald Miller. A profound romp that informs and inspires.

The Dawkins Delusion?

Author : Alister McGrath
Publisher : InterVarsity Press
ISBN 13 : 0830868739
Total Pages : 120 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (38 download)

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Download or read book The Dawkins Delusion? written by Alister McGrath and published by InterVarsity Press. This book was released on 2011-05-18 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Alister McGrath and Joanna Collicutt McGrath present a reliable assessment of The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins, famed atheist and scientist, and the many questions this book raises--including, above all, the relevance of faith and the quest for meaning.

The Believing Brain

Author : Michael Shermer
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 1429972610
Total Pages : 400 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (299 download)

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Download or read book The Believing Brain written by Michael Shermer and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2011-05-24 with total page 400 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Believing Brain is bestselling author Michael Shermer's comprehensive and provocative theory on how beliefs are born, formed, reinforced, challenged, changed, and extinguished. In this work synthesizing thirty years of research, psychologist, historian of science, and the world's best-known skeptic Michael Shermer upends the traditional thinking about how humans form beliefs about the world. Simply put, beliefs come first and explanations for beliefs follow. The brain, Shermer argues, is a belief engine. From sensory data flowing in through the senses, the brain naturally begins to look for and find patterns, and then infuses those patterns with meaning. Our brains connect the dots of our world into meaningful patterns that explain why things happen, and these patterns become beliefs. Once beliefs are formed the brain begins to look for and find confirmatory evidence in support of those beliefs, which accelerates the process of reinforcing them, and round and round the process goes in a positive-feedback loop of belief confirmation. Shermer outlines the numerous cognitive tools our brains engage to reinforce our beliefs as truths. Interlaced with his theory of belief, Shermer provides countless real-world examples of how this process operates, from politics, economics, and religion to conspiracy theories, the supernatural, and the paranormal. Ultimately, he demonstrates why science is the best tool ever devised to determine whether or not a belief matches reality.

The Pocket Pastafarian Quatrains

Author : Jon Smith
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 0557409918
Total Pages : 55 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (574 download)

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Download or read book The Pocket Pastafarian Quatrains written by Jon Smith and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2010-04-14 with total page 55 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here is a pocket version of the epic poem of the eternal struggle for enlightenment, the Pastafarian Quatrains. 128 Spaghettigrams (anagrams of "Flying Spaghetti Monster") are presented without historical introduction or commentary. The portable hip pocket format is ideal for contemplation on-the-go. Large print / large margin edition for easy reading in dark places. To encourage schoolroom use, this text is offered at a reduced price, with ABSOLUTELY NO PROFIT TO THE AUTHOR.

Between the Savior and the Sea

Author : Bob Rice
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781456339852
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (398 download)

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Download or read book Between the Savior and the Sea written by Bob Rice and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2011-02-14 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Christ was on the cross... where was Simon Peter? "Between the Savior and the Sea" tells the Gospel story through Simon Peter's eyes. It not only brings to life the famous moments of the Gospels, it also goes where they are silent: What miracles occurred when Simon Peter and the other disciples were sent off two by two? How did he know that Jesus was the Christ? And what was he thinking when he denied him? Led to experience things beyond his wildest imagination, Simon Peter felt torn between being a fisherman and a "fisher of men," caught between the Savior and the sea.

The Spirit of Early Christian Thought

Author : Robert Louis Wilken
Publisher : Yale University Press
ISBN 13 : 0300127561
Total Pages : 211 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (1 download)

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Download or read book The Spirit of Early Christian Thought written by Robert Louis Wilken and published by Yale University Press. This book was released on 2003-01-01 with total page 211 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Many of the problems afflicting American education are the result of a critical shortage of qualified teachers in the classrooms. The teacher crisis is surprisingly resistant to reforms and is getting worse. This analysis of the causes underlying the crisis seeks to offer concrete, affordable proposals for effective reform. Vivian Troen and Katherine Boles, two experienced classroom teachers and education consultants, argue that because teachers are recruited from a pool of underqualified candidates, given inadequate preparation, and dropped into a culture of isolation without mentoring, support, or incentives for excellence, they are programmed to fail. Half quit within their first five years. Troen and Boles offer an alternative, a model of reform they call the Millennium School, which changes the way teachers work and improves the quality of their teaching. When teaching becomes a real profession, they contend, more academically able people will be drawn into it, colleges will be forced to improve the quality of their education, and better-prepared teachers will enter the classroom and improve the profession.

The Born Again Skeptic's Guide to the Bible

Author : Ruth Hurmence Green
Publisher : Freedom from Religion Foundation
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 444 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (91 download)

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Download or read book The Born Again Skeptic's Guide to the Bible written by Ruth Hurmence Green and published by Freedom from Religion Foundation. This book was released on 1999 with total page 444 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A mockery of the Bible and Christianity.

What Jesus Meant

Author : Garry Wills
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 9780143038801
Total Pages : 180 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (388 download)

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Download or read book What Jesus Meant written by Garry Wills and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2007-02-27 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Garry Wills brings his signature brand of erudite, unorthodox thinking to his latest book of revelations. . . . A tour de force and a profound show of faith.” (O, the Oprah Magazine) Look out for a new book from Garry Wills, What The Qur'an Meant, coming fall 2017. In what are billed “culture wars,” people on the political right and the political left cite Jesus as endorsing their views. But in this New York Times-bestselling masterpiece, Garry Wills argues that Jesus subscribed to no political program. He was far more radical than that. In a fresh reading of the gospels, Wills explores the meaning of the “reign of heaven” Jesus not only promised for the future but brought with him into this life. It is only by dodges and evasions that people misrepresent what Jesus plainly had to say against power, the wealthy, and religion itself. But Wills is just as critical of those who would make Jesus a mere ethical teacher, ignoring or playing down his divinity. An illuminating analysis for believers and nonbelievers alike, What Jesus Meant is a brilliant addition to our national conversation on religion.

New Atheism

Author : Graham Veale
Publisher : Christian Focus
ISBN 13 : 9781781913161
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (131 download)

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Download or read book New Atheism written by Graham Veale and published by Christian Focus. This book was released on 2014-05-20 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Understanding New Atheism Summary of popular and academic philosophy Thinking through culture