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Author : Eleanor Morton
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781855682672
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (826 download)
Download or read book The Book of Funny Signs written by Eleanor Morton and published by . This book was released on 2009 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Megan Edwards
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781569756874
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (568 download)
Download or read book Caution: Funny Signs Ahead written by Megan Edwards and published by . This book was released on 2008 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Packed with over 200 funny signs, this book is the ultimate collection of accidentally entertaining bits of roadside Americana. Open to any page and you'll find an ironic, suggestive, mislabeled, off-color or otherwise amusing sign that was spotted and photographed by an everyday traveler on a road trip somewhere across America"--Back cover
Author : Cozumel Publishing Company
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780692979303
Total Pages : 160 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (793 download)
Download or read book El Arroyo's Big Book of Signs Volume One written by Cozumel Publishing Company and published by . This book was released on 2017-11-15 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Tex-Mex restaurant's famous marquee sign, whose black letters tell a new joke to passing motorists each day, is featured in "El Arroyo's Big Book of Signs: Volume One." 158 signs to enjoy8"x8" Hardback
Author : Joan Holub
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0399172254
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (991 download)
Download or read book Runaway Signs written by Joan Holub and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-06-02 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When the road signs take a vacation, chaos and hilarity ensue--and they quickly learn how important they are. School is ending for the summer, and the stick figures on the school crossing sign are jealous of all the vacation plans they hear the students making. The stick figures work hard--maybe they deserve a vacation, too! So they abandon their signpost and set off on an adventure, inviting along all the other underappreciated road signs they meet on the way. It's all fun and games for a while, especially when they stumble upon a fantastic amusement park. But the people they've left behind are feeling their absence, and soon there are traffic tangles and lost pedestrians everywhere. The signs are more important than they realized, and now it's time for them to save the day!
Author : MARK. WHITLEY
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781855683839
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (838 download)
Download or read book FUNNY SIGNS VOLUME 3 written by MARK. WHITLEY and published by . This book was released on 2020 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Montpelier Publishing
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781546307365
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (73 download)
Download or read book Funny Office Signs written by Montpelier Publishing and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-04-25 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Liven up the 9-5 with this book of 30 funny office signs. Cut them out or just photocopy them to add some humour to your cubicle! Some of them are old, some of them are new, but all will help raise a much-needed laugh in the stressful modern workplace.
Author : Frank Rowsome, Jr.
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0452267625
Total Pages : 129 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (522 download)
Download or read book Verse by the Side of the Road written by Frank Rowsome, Jr. and published by Penguin. This book was released on 1979-09-01 with total page 129 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "In the fall of 1925, young Allan Odell conceived the idea of using consecutive signs along the roadside. . . . In 1963 the last signs were taken down, ending the most famous outdoor advertising venture ever.”—1977 Minnesota Almanac The whole story is in this book, plus all the jingles used. The signs are gone now, except for one set on permanent display at The Smithsonian. You can have them all, always, in your own library with this book. “Rowsome’s volume indexes each of the 600 jingles . . . and as you down the list, preferably reading aloud, it might evoke visions of 1940 Chevies, roadside diners, signs that said EATS. . . . Why were the Burma-Shave jingles so universally loved? Because they were light-hearted and humorous in hard times and war times.”—Bov Swift, Knight News Service
Author : Ned Vizzini
Publisher : Disney Electronic Content
ISBN 13 : 1423141083
Total Pages : 452 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (231 download)
Download or read book It's Kind of a Funny Story written by Ned Vizzini and published by Disney Electronic Content. This book was released on 2010-09-25 with total page 452 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Like many ambitious New York City teenagers, Craig Gilner sees entry into Manhattan's Executive Pre-Professional High School as the ticket to his future. Determined to succeed at life—which means getting into the right high school to get into the right college to get the right job—Craig studies night and day to ace the entrance exam, and does. That's when things start to get crazy. At his new school, Craig realizes that he isn't brilliant compared to the other kids; he's just average, and maybe not even that. He soon sees his once-perfect future crumbling away.
Author : Nikole Bamford (Edit Staff
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781904797333
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (973 download)
Download or read book Hilarious Desktop Signs written by Nikole Bamford (Edit Staff and published by . This book was released on with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
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Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780978971519
Total Pages : 109 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (715 download)
Download or read book The Great American Book of Church Signs written by and published by . This book was released on 2008-10 with total page 109 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We've all seen them. The catchy and quirky messages displayed on church marquees like: "Life is fragile. Handle with prayer." In Donald Seitz's beautiful full-color book, THE GREAT AMERICAN BOOK OF CHURCH SIGNS, every signs tells its own story--encouraging us to live better lives, to love more deeply, and to pray more often. And with the turn of every page, we're reminded to laugh along the way. One sign of encouragement reads: "Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case." The 100 signs featured in this book, drawn from more than a dozen denominations, cover such diverse topics as faith, forgiveness, perseverance, love and eternity. "Collectively," Seitz adds, "these signs offer one great American sermon." With his keen eye for detail, his exquisite photography, and his love for the subject matter, Seitz has created the definitive work on church signs.
Author : Tim Glynne-Jones
Publisher : Arcturus Editions
ISBN 13 : 9781788887748
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (877 download)
Download or read book Amazingly Silly Signs written by Tim Glynne-Jones and published by Arcturus Editions. This book was released on 2019-06-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The fourth in the popular series of silly signs books from Arcturus Publishing, this is another collection of daft directions, crazy commands, and weird warnings from around the world. Features 96 full-color pages of many never-before published signs with witty captions, including signs with askew instructions, wobbly sign-posts, absurd pictures, double meanings, and comic misspellings. Also includes instructions for reaching the deformed man toilet, the you can do it, we can help restrooms, and the particularly useful slip and fall down carefully notice. Perfect for anyone who could use a good laugh!
Author : MARK. WHITLEY
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781855683884
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (838 download)
Download or read book FUNNY SIGNS VOLUME 3 written by MARK. WHITLEY and published by . This book was released on 2020 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Doug Lansky
Publisher : Lonely Planet
ISBN 13 : 9781743604625
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (46 download)
Download or read book Lonely Planet Ultimate Signspotting 1 written by Doug Lansky and published by Lonely Planet. This book was released on 2014-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Absurd and amusing signs from around the world"--back cover.
Author : David Macaulay
Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN 13 : 0547770723
Total Pages : 88 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (477 download)
Download or read book Motel of the Mysteries written by David Macaulay and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 1979-10-11 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It is the year 4022; all of the ancient country of Usa has been buried under many feet of detritus from a catastrophe that occurred back in 1985. Imagine, then, the excitement that Howard Carson, an amateur archeologist at best, experienced when in crossing the perimeter of an abandoned excavation site he felt the ground give way beneath him and found himself at the bottom of a shaft, which, judging from the DO NOT DISTURB sign hanging from an archaic doorknob, was clearly the entrance to a still-sealed burial chamber. Carson's incredible discoveries, including the remains of two bodies, one of then on a ceremonial bed facing an altar that appeared to be a means of communicating with the Gods and the other lying in a porcelain sarcophagus in the Inner Chamber, permitted him to piece together the whole fabric of that extraordinary civilization.
Author : Tyson Jopson
Publisher : Jacana Media
ISBN 13 : 1431402605
Total Pages : 81 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (314 download)
Download or read book Best of Getaway Funny Signs written by Tyson Jopson and published by Jacana Media. This book was released on 2012 with total page 81 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's amazing how many people go to considerable lengths to tell other people wacky things on boards - and often get the message so delightfully wrong doing it.
Author : Kristin Henson
Publisher : Macmillan + ORM
ISBN 13 : 1250036496
Total Pages : 246 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (5 download)
Download or read book Super Smutty Sign Language written by Kristin Henson and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2013-10-08 with total page 246 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book of truly obscene and offensive insults, sex terms, and pop culture phrases translated into American Sign Language-from the YouTube sensation with more than 2 million views and counting Have you ever been in a noisy bar and wanted to insult or pick up someone? Now you can say: - Douche canoe - Cum dumpster - I lost my virginity, can I have yours? - There's a party in my pants, and you're invited - Do you spit or swallow? - Does the carpet match the curtains? - Gargle my balls - Was that a queef? - You cum-guzzling ass-pirate! - Sperm burper - Let's play leap-frog naked! There are plenty of books and Websites that teach you basic sign language phrases like "Hello," "I love you," and some even cross the line into crass with "fuck you," "asshole," or "bite me," but Super Smutty Sign Language is the only book that delivers truly obscene and offensive insults, sex terms, and pop culture phrases including "Suck a bag of dicks," "Bitch, please!" "You motorboating son of a bitch!" and "Blumpkin". Kristin Henson, creator of the YouTube channel Dirty Signs with Kristin, presents over 200 dirty, vulgar, foul, and disgusting words and phrases guaranteed to make you blush.
Author : Lisa Firth
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781855683464
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (834 download)
Download or read book More Funny Signs written by Lisa Firth and published by . This book was released on 2005-10-01 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection of signs, the origin of which is indeterminate, will delight and amuse readers throughout the UK and beyond.
