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The Best Ever Book of Barber Jokes

Author : Joy S. McDiarmid
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781468079876
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (798 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Barber Jokes written by Joy S. McDiarmid and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2011-12 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of barber jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Barber Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of barber jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one barber joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many barber jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do barbers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A barber and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The barber turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the barber.The barber's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the barber who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do barbers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

The Best Ever Book of Good Clean Jokes

Author : Bob Phillips
Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9781578660124
Total Pages : 332 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (61 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Good Clean Jokes written by Bob Phillips and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 1998-03 with total page 332 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Barber Shop Jokes and Stories

Author : Joseph A. Laratonda
Publisher : Iceni Books
ISBN 13 : 9781587360848
Total Pages : 192 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (68 download)

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Book Synopsis Barber Shop Jokes and Stories by : Joseph A. Laratonda

Download or read book Barber Shop Jokes and Stories written by Joseph A. Laratonda and published by Iceni Books. This book was released on 2002-01-01 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a collection of the wit and humor that have flowed through Frank's Barber Shop, located in Arcadia, California. Frank's has faithfully catered to the desires of its customers for over 40 years, with a joke and a smile.

Barber Shop Adult Jokes and Value-Laden Quotes

Author : Dr. Floyd E. McDowell Sr.
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1524500984
Total Pages : 136 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (245 download)

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Download or read book Barber Shop Adult Jokes and Value-Laden Quotes written by Dr. Floyd E. McDowell Sr. and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2016-06-16 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On the importance of adult jokes and laughter: Some dictionary definitions of laughter are as follows: the general word for the sounds or exhalation made in expressing mirth, amusement, etc. and to feel or express joyousness. I started collecting these adult jokes, brief bits of humor, and one-liners over seventy years ago while serving as a young enlisted man and officer in World War II and the Korean Conflict. As a young serviceman, I started collecting them as a hobby when I observed the one sure way to relieve the anxiety and tension of young men who didnt know if theyd be here tomorrow, or if so in one piece, was to hear and respond to a good adult joke. Later in graduate school, during a course in the Vanderbilt University School of Medicine, I learned that laughter is one of the healthiest things you can do for your body. After sharing this adult humor with a large number of family members and friends and receiving a resounding positive response from these recipients, I was motivated to write this book with the belief it would provide many healthy smiles and laughs to a much larger audience of adults. I have thoroughly discovered this books subtitle, Laughter Is the Best Medicine, is indeed the most valid one that could be used. Dr. Floyd E. McDowell Sr.

Best Joke Book Ever

Author : Charles Keller
Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9781402723735
Total Pages : 104 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (237 download)

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Download or read book Best Joke Book Ever written by Charles Keller and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2006 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Watch out--more than 600 of the world's funniest jokes and most hilarious cartoons are about to attack your funny bone--and you won't be able to stop giggling! Who could resist these?Judge: I thought I told you I didn't want to see you in my court again.Prisoner: I told the policeman, but he didn't believe me. First friend: They say you become what you eat.Second friend: Let's order something rich. Doctor, I feel funny today--what should I do?Become a comedian. These jokes are sure to be tops with class clowns everywhere.

Barber Shop Adult Jokes and Value-Laden Quotes

Author : Sr. Floyd E McDowell
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781524501006
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (1 download)

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Download or read book Barber Shop Adult Jokes and Value-Laden Quotes written by Sr. Floyd E McDowell and published by . This book was released on 2016-06-16 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On the importance of adult jokes and laughter: Some dictionary definitions of laughter are as follows: ?the general word for the sounds or exhalation made in expressing mirth, amusement, etc.' and ?to feel or express joyousness.' I started collecting these adult jokes, brief bits of humor, and one-liners over seventy years ago while serving as a young enlisted man and officer in World War II and the Korean Conflict. As a young serviceman, I started collecting them as a hobby when I observed the one sure way to relieve the anxiety and tension of young men who didn't know if they'd be here tomorrow, or if so in one piece, was to hear and respond to a good adult joke. Later in graduate school, during a course in the Vanderbilt University School of Medicine, I learned that laughter is one of the healthiest things you can do for your body. After sharing this adult humor with a large number of family members and friends and receiving a resounding positive response from these recipients, I was motivated to write this book with the belief it would provide many healthy smiles and laughs to a much larger audience of adults. I have thoroughly discovered this book's subtitle, Laughter Is the Best Medicine, is indeed the most valid one that could be used. ?Dr. Floyd E. McDowell Sr.

Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber

Author : Bimisi Tayanita
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781946178046
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (78 download)

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Download or read book Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber written by Bimisi Tayanita and published by . This book was released on 2016-12-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sumguyen has always had a thick mane of hair, in the summer of 2016 he decided to grow a beard. Deep into month three he started to look like an armpit with eyeballs.It was a sultry August night in Old Town Scottsdale as Bimisi and Sumguyen made their way from one bar to another. They took pause to to enjoy the rhythms of a homeless crooner who was soulfully picking his guitar. When Sumguyen threw a five into his tip jar the artist looked up, thanked him with a nod and said, "That is a beautiful beard. My friend Brenda has a beard just like that, but hers doesn't talk."A fair amount of beer sprayed from Bimisi's nose...and just like that they had their subject matter for the final book of season one. Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber is the fifth of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.

Tales from the Barber Shop

Author : Jo Palmeri
Publisher : Trafford Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1412051312
Total Pages : 98 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (12 download)

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Download or read book Tales from the Barber Shop written by Jo Palmeri and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2005 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Anthony "Tony Palma" Palmeri, popular barber and humorist in Pittston, a small Pennsylvania coal-mining town, began telling jokes as he began losing hair in his twenties. With his dynamic wit, Tony built up a repertoire as "The Bald Barber," which mushroomed into a stand-up-comedian routine over a 40-year career. With the humor of Robin Williams and the gentleness of Bing Crosby, there was no frightened child whom Tony could not charm into a barber chair, and no sad person he could not make laugh. Nurses, doctors, and townsfolk agreed, "He’s better than a medicine." In Tales from the Barber Shop, his daughter, Sister Josephine Palmeri, a teaching nun in Morristown, NJ, shares Tony’s 40 years of stories, along with inspirational gems from the life of her late Dad, a heartwarming story of down-to-earth holiness and humor.

Haircut

Author : Ring Lardner
Publisher : Read Books Ltd
ISBN 13 : 1473366348
Total Pages : 19 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (733 download)

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Download or read book Haircut written by Ring Lardner and published by Read Books Ltd. This book was released on 2016-04-03 with total page 19 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This early work by Ring Lardner was originally published in 1925 and we are now republishing it with a brand new introduction. 'Haircut' is a dark satire about moral blindness. Ring Lardner was born in Niles, Michigan in 1885. He studied engineering at the Armour Institute of Technology in Chicago, but did not complete his first semester. In 1907, Lardner obtained his first job as journalist with the South Bend Times. Six years later, he published his first successful book, You Know Me Al, an epistolary novel written in the form of letters by 'Jack Keefe', a bush-league baseball player, to a friend back home. A huge hit, the book earned the appreciation of Virginia Woolf and others. Lardner went on to write such well-known short stories as 'Haircut', 'Some Like Them Cold', 'The Golden Honeymoon', 'Alibi Ike', and 'A Day with Conrad Green'.

My Best Jokes and Humor

Author : Sr. Claude L. Greene
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 1440196559
Total Pages : 182 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (41 download)

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Download or read book My Best Jokes and Humor written by Sr. Claude L. Greene and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2010 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Work in the coal mines, social hour at the barber shop, and making moonshine in the Tennessee hills isn't fun if you can't laugh about it! Here is a hilarious anthology of jokes and anecdotes about life in the mountains and much much more! I have been a barber for 45 years, everyone knows that a lot of hair gets on the floor and everyone talks about what to do with it. I hear you can put it around the house to keep the deer out, so I tried something new I put the hair around the tomatoes. I had some beautiful tomatoes but I had to shave them before I could eat them. One of my uncles was the biggest whiskey man in Tennessee he made moonshine whiskey for 45 years. I will tell you how good his whiskey was, a man moved up on the mountain, he had a wooden leg he started drinking the new whiskey called Block and Tackle. A few months later he noticed sprouts were growing on his leg, he had to carry a axe to keep the sprouts cut off.

Harpo Speaks!

Author : Harpo Marx
Publisher : Pickle Partners Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1787203891
Total Pages : 758 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (872 download)

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Download or read book Harpo Speaks! written by Harpo Marx and published by Pickle Partners Publishing. This book was released on 2017-03-17 with total page 758 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: First published in 1961, this is the autobiography of Harpo Marx, the silent comedian of The Marx Brothers fame. Writing of his life before, during, and after becoming famous by incorporating lovely and humorous stories and anecdotes, Harp Marx tells of growing up in a rough neighborhood and being poor, being bullied and dropping out of school, teaching himself to read, write, tell time, and to play the piano and harp. He speaks of his close relationships with his family members, particularly his mother and brother Leonard (Chico), who would become his partner-in-crime on screen, and the profound effect that the death of his parents Sam and Minnie had on him. Filled with insider tales of his antics on and off stage, and the hard graft he and his brothers put into reaching their level of success, the reader becomes privy to a rare glimpse into Marx’ thoughts on everything and everyone he had the privilege of working with. The book reveals the friendships he forged and the blows he was dealt in show-business, and of his marriage to his wife, actress Susan Fleming, with whom he adopted four children and built a ranch on which they lived happily ever after, along with numerous animals. A thoroughly enjoyable read. “This is a riotous story which is reasonably mad and as accurate as a Marx brother can make it. Despite only a year and a half of schooling, Harpo, or perhaps his collaborator, is the best writer of the Marx Brother. Highly recommended.”—Library Journal “A funny, affectionate and unpretentious autobiography done with a sharply professional assist from Rowland Barber.”—New York Times Book Review “This is a racy autobiography by the mute Marx Brother with the rolling eyes, oversized pants and red wig who could send a glissando reeling over his harp.[...] It is enjoyable reading and polished writing...”—Kirkus Review

The Best Joke Book

Author : William Donohue
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1440583102
Total Pages : 213 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (45 download)

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Download or read book The Best Joke Book written by William Donohue and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-10-03 with total page 213 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!

Best Barber Ever

Author : Sjg Publishing
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781676875826
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (758 download)

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Download or read book Best Barber Ever written by Sjg Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-17 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect White Elephant Gift Idea! Great and funny gag gift for your favorite co-worker, friend and/or family member! This blank lined journal with a funny saying will guarantee you and the gift recipient will have a laugh or two after getting this funny white elephant gift. Ideal for Secret Santa, Birthdays, and Holidays. This is great as a journal or notebook perfect for you to write your own thoughts, get a little creative writing done or just for writing down lists or ideas. It is a 100-page blank ruled journal ready for you to fill with your own writing and get a little creative every now and then. Grab yours today and order one for a friend too! Everyone deserves a good laugh! 100 page of high quality crisp white paper (50 sheets) It can be used as a journal, notebook or just a composition book 6" x 9" Paperback notebook, soft matte cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, to work, school and random road trips!

J.D. and the Great Barber Battle

Author : J. Dillard
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0593111524
Total Pages : 130 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (931 download)

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Download or read book J.D. and the Great Barber Battle written by J. Dillard and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2021-02-23 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Eight-year-old J.D. turns a tragic home haircut into a thriving barber business in this hilarious new illustrated chapter book series J.D. has a big problem--it's the night before the start of third grade and his mom has just given him his first and worst home haircut. When the steady stream of insults from the entire student body of Douglass Elementary becomes too much for J.D., he takes matters into his own hands and discovers that, unlike his mom, he's a genius with the clippers. His work makes him the talk of the town and brings him enough hair business to open a barbershop from his bedroom. But when Henry Jr., the owner of the only official local barbershop, realizes he's losing clients to J.D., he tries to shut him down for good. How do you find out who's the best barber in all of Meridian, Mississippi? With a GREAT BARBER BATTLE! From the hilarious and creative mind of J. Dillard, an entrepreneur, public speaker, and personal barber, comes a new chapter book series with characters that are easy to fall for and nearly impossible to forget. Akeem S. Roberts' lively illustrations make this series a must-buy for reluctant readers. 2021 New York Public Library Best Books 2021 Chicago Public Library Best Books 2021 School Library Journal Best Books 2022-2023 Texas Bluebonnet Award Master List 2022 NCTE Charlotte Huck Award Honor

The World's Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes

Author : Bob Phillips
Publisher : Harvest House Publishers
ISBN 13 : 0736948503
Total Pages : 113 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (369 download)

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Download or read book The World's Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2013-03-01 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This top-selling collection of pure fun (more than 295,000 copies sold) is back with a fresh and lively new cover to reach more readers eager to laugh. Puns, one-liners, jester-worthy jokes, and quirky quips will amaze and astound friends and family. Giggles are guaranteed as readers enjoy the crazy conversations and hilarious observations— “Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us—all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn’t the grownups do anything?” “You’re the laziest fellow I have seen. Don’t you do anything quickly?” “Yes, I get tired fast.” “I haven’t slept for days.” “How come?” “I only sleep at night!”

The Best Ever Book of Clippers Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781478368847
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (688 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Clippers Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-20 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Clippers' Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Clippers' Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Clippers Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Clippers' Joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Clippers' Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Clippers' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Clippers' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Clippers' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Clippers' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Clippers' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

The Wackiest Joke Book Ever!

Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 168412008X
Total Pages : 91 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (841 download)

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Download or read book The Wackiest Joke Book Ever! written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-05-01 with total page 91 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A compendium of nearly 500 giggles, groans, and belly-laughs for the whole family! Whether you’re a kid or just a kid at heart—chances are you love a good joke—and you can never have enough on hand to share at the right (or wrong) moment. That’s why you need The Wackiest Joke Book Ever! The editors at Portable Press stuffed the pages of this little book with the silliest jokes they could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers—all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. Here’s a sampling: Q. Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? A. He had no guts. Q. What did the lips say to the eyes? A. Between you and me, something smells. Q. Why did all of the students eat their homework? A. The teacher said the questions were a piece of cake.