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Book Synopsis Quirky Things Dads Say by : Joy Vizante
Download or read book Quirky Things Dads Say written by Joy Vizante and published by . This book was released on 2021-03-21 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Show a daddy, dad or papa just how much he's loved, in a special daddy;s book featuring things father's always say with wonderful short words from great people. Features: Beautifully designed book, for you to review your favorite books. Gorgeous paperback glossy cover, size: 8.5 x 8.5 in Helps you develop or get back into a reading habit. An ideal gift for all book lovers, writers and happy occasions of all kinds If you have fond memories of your dad, you probably share a lot of memories with many people who recall some of the funny expressions from their dad. This gift book is a great way to share these memories with the people you know who also enjoy reminiscences about their own dad. This is a wonderful father's day gift or something special for anyone who can appreciate dear old dad. Enjoy!
Book Synopsis My Dad Thinks He's Funny by : Katrina Germein
Download or read book My Dad Thinks He's Funny written by Katrina Germein and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2013-04-09 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A gift-appropriate story for kids features a long-suffering boy's eye-rolling observations of his father's bombastic and often corny sense of humor, which is comprised of groan-out-loud puns and wisecracking rejoinders.
Book Synopsis Sh*t My Dad Says by : Justin Halpern
Download or read book Sh*t My Dad Says written by Justin Halpern and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2010-05-04 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “This book is ridiculously hilarious, and makes my father look like a normal member of society.” —Chelsea Handler “Read this unless you’re allergic to laughing.” —Kristen Bell “If you’re wondering if there is a real man behind the quotes on Twitter, the answer is a definite and laugh-out-loud yes.” —Christian Lander, New York Times bestselling author of Stuff White People Like Tuesdays with Morrie meets F My Life in this hilarious book about a son’s relationship with his foul-mouthed father by the 29-year-old comedy writer who created the massively popular Twitter feed of the same name.
Book Synopsis 170+ Ridiculously Funny Dad Jokes by : Bim Bam Bom Funny Joke Books
Download or read book 170+ Ridiculously Funny Dad Jokes written by Bim Bam Bom Funny Joke Books and published by . This book was released on 2020-06-06 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Make Your Family & Friends Laugh With These Hilarious Dad Jokes. (Great as a gift!) Q: What does a super angry pepper do? A: It gets jalapeño your face! These dad jokes are terrible. Terribly funny! This collection of dad jokes will have everyone rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Copy Of '170+ Ridiculously Funny Dad Jokes' In this book, you will find: - 170+ Super Funny Dad Jokes - 35+ Silly Illustrations - All in color! Sample Jokes: Q: How do you get a farm girl's attention? A: A tractor! Q: How does a penguin build its house? A: Igloos it together! A cheese sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve food here." Q: What do you call the wife of a hippie? A: Mississippi. Buy '170+ Ridiculously Funny Dad Jokes', and you will get access to all the other jokes. So, are you ready for the worst funny Dad Jokes jokes you have ever come across? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.
Download or read book Dad-Isms written by Geoff Tibballs and published by Michael O'Mara Books. This book was released on 2023-05-25 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious (or groan-worthy) look at the rite of passage that all dads go through. Do you think your jokes are hilarious, without fail? Ever thought something was sidesplittingly funny only to have the rest of your family look at you with pity and disdain? It probably means that you've succumbed to the dorky, ill-advised things all Dads say and do - the things you swore you'd never do! - you've fallen for Dad-isms. In this hilarious book you'll find embarrassing anecdotes and true stories, cringeworthy jokes, sayings, quotes and all manner of quirky nonsense that dads come up with to keep you (but mostly him) amused. From excruciating things dads say at weddings to the cheesy phrases that make you sigh but him guffaw, from dad dancing to the crazy things they save up for the most inappropriate moments... these dad-isms are so bad they're almost good.
Book Synopsis 170+ Ridiculously Funny Dad Jokes by : Bim Bam Bom Funny Joke Books
Download or read book 170+ Ridiculously Funny Dad Jokes written by Bim Bam Bom Funny Joke Books and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-06-06 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Make Your Family & Friends Laugh With These Hilarious Dad Jokes. (Great as a gift!) Q: What does a super angry pepper do? A: It gets jalapeño your face! These dad jokes are terrible. Terribly funny! This collection of dad jokes will have everyone rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Copy Of '170+ Ridiculously Funny Dad Jokes' In this book, you will find: 170+ Super Funny Dad Jokes 35+ Silly Illustrations All in color! Sample Jokes: Q: How do you get a farm girl's attention? A: A tractor! Q: How does a penguin build its house? A: Igloos it together! A cheese sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve food here." Q: What do you call the wife of a hippie? A: Mississippi. Buy '170+ Ridiculously Funny Dad Jokes', and you will get access to all the other jokes. So, are you ready for the worst funny Dad Jokes jokes you have ever come across? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.
Book Synopsis Bad Dad Jokes by : Willow Creek Press
Download or read book Bad Dad Jokes written by Willow Creek Press and published by . This book was released on 2018 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The dad joke is a delicate thing. Part knowing humor, part lack of humor, it's only requirement is that it elicits not a laugh from its audience but the annoyed response: "Daaaaaaaaad." Bad Dad Jokes is the biggest, baddest collection of "so bad they're actually good" jokes that are guaranteed to deliver a daily dose of groans and giggles. Bad Dad Jokes is a one of a kind collection of extraordinary humor in one book. By giving this collection as a gift you will bring humor and lasting memories to events for years to come.
Book Synopsis Funny Things My Dad Say by : 4k Print Studio
Download or read book Funny Things My Dad Say written by 4k Print Studio and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-18 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Things My Dad Say is a fun yet elegant Notebook/ Journal / Diary to write down all those cute, funny, crazy, adorable and witty things your father said. A must-have for anyone who loves his daddy, and an excellent gift idea for friends and family! Never forget your dad's memories. These phrases will be treasured for years to come. 6" x 9" 120 pages blank lined journal with a soft matte cover finish.
Book Synopsis Dads Say the Dumbest Things by : Bruce Lansky
Download or read book Dads Say the Dumbest Things written by Bruce Lansky and published by . This book was released on 1989 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fatherly expressions so dumb, they're funny. Here's the perfect gift for the father who thinks he knows everything -- and the family that has to put up with him. Dads Say the Dumbest Things! contains all of the mindless expressions and advice that fathers offer when they can't think of anything intelligent to say, like these: I'm the boss and what I say goes. Why? Because I say so. Don't ask me, ask your mother. What do you want an allowance for? When I was your age I had to work for my allowance. Didn't we give you lunch money last week? How well do you know this guy who wants to take you to a drive-in movie? Your mother did tell you about the birds and the bees, didn't she? I wasn't waiting up for you. I was reading the newspaper. The book includes 23 photos of famous TV dads who have raised stupid sayings to an art form.
Book Synopsis Do Fathers Matter? by : Paul Raeburn
Download or read book Do Fathers Matter? written by Paul Raeburn and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2014-06-03 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "In Do Fathers Matter? the award-winning journalist and father of five Paul Raeburn overturns the many myths and stereotypes of fatherhood as he examines the latest scientific findings on the parent we've often overlooked. Drawing on research from neuroscientists, animal behaviorists, geneticists, and developmental psychologists, among others, Raeburn takes us through the various stages of fatherhood, revealing the profound physiological connections between children and fathers, from conception through adolescence and into adulthood--and the importance of the relationship between mothers and fathers. In the process, he challenges the legacy of Freud and mainstream views of parental attachment, and also explains how we can become better parents ourselves."--www.Amazon.com.
Book Synopsis Dad Jokes for New Dads by : Jimmy Niro
Download or read book Dad Jokes for New Dads written by Jimmy Niro and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2020-05-01 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect Christmas gift for new dads and expecting fathers! A punderful resource of the funniest dad jokes that every dad needs in their arsenal! With over 500 brand new jokes on a range of topics to get dads ready to embarrass their children—and most importantly—embarrass them early, this laugh-out-loud book is a hilarious gift great for baby showers, holiday stocking stuffers, Father's Day, and beyond! From USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro, Dad Jokes for New Dads is a special edition joke book for new parents and soon-to-be fathers that celebrates dads with a full arsenal of dad jokes, silly quips, witty one-liners, and "helpful" pro tips to help them get by! A funny white elephant gag gift from any kid, wife, or partner to celebrate and prepare the new dad in their life! Includes knee-slappers like: Q: What did the big beer name its baby? A: Micro brew. I wrote a book about birds once. My publisher said it flew off the shelves! Dad Pro Tip #1: If the baby starts to spit up, turn it toward someone else.
Download or read book Made by Dad written by Scott Bedford and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2013-05-07 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Snail Soup Can Decoy to keep the candy stash safe. The Customizable “Keep Out” Sign to deter meddlesome siblings and parents. A Bunk Bed Communicator made from cardboard tubes (“Psst! Can you keep the snoring down?”). Clever, whimsical, and kind of genius, here are 67 unique projects that will turn any dad with DIY leanings into a mad scientist hero that his kid(s) will adore. No screens, no hi-tech gadgetry. Made by Dad combines the rough-edged, handmade ethos of a Boy Scout manual or The Dangerous Book for Boys with a sly sense of humor that kids love. Scott Bedford, a creative director by day and Webby Award–winning blogger by nights and weekends, wields an X-ACTO knife, magic marker, and prodigious imagination to create endlessly delightful projects for his two sons. He knows that kids like contraptions and gadgets, things that are surprising—a chair that appears to be balanced on eggshells. Things that are complex—a multilevel city, with buildings, tunnels, and roads, built from old boxes around the legs of a table. And especially things with humor—the Snappy Toast Rack, made to resemble a crocodile’s gaping mouth. The projects are shown in full-color photographs, and the instructions are illustrated in detailed line drawings that exude personality. Some are quick and simple enough to be done in a coffee shop; others are more of an afternoon project— yielding hours and hours of rich, imaginative playtime.
Book Synopsis The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes by : Thomas Nowak
Download or read book The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes written by Thomas Nowak and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2020-03-03 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes features 301 wonderfully cringe-worthy dad jokes—including the classics, twists on the classics, and fresh new material. For the first time ever, the best of the worst dad jokes are compiled in one pun-filled place. With original illustrations throughout, this extensive collection is sure to provide hours of silliness for the whole family. After all, no matter how groan-inducing dad jokes are, they will always have a special place in the joke arsenal. • Contains dozens of interesting tidbits, joke-telling pointers, and profiles of legendary dad jokers • Features jokes from "I'm on a seafood diet , , , I see food and I eat it" to "I used to hate facial hair . . . but now it's growing on me" • Great for fathers, patient mothers, tolerant children, and anyone else who loves a pun They make us cringe, chuckle, and roll our eyes, but we all love a wonderfully corny dad joke. The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes is so bad it's good, ensuring loads of laughter for the whole family. • A hilarious book for dads and dads at heart, as well as pun and dumb joke lovers • Add it to the collection of books like 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes by Elias Hill, Jokes Every Man Should Know (Stuff You Should Know) by Don Steinberg, and Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes by Share The Love Gifts
Book Synopsis The Remarkable Journey of Coyote Sunrise by : Dan Gemeinhart
Download or read book The Remarkable Journey of Coyote Sunrise written by Dan Gemeinhart and published by Henry Holt and Company (BYR). This book was released on 2019-01-08 with total page 351 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Sometimes a story comes along that just plain makes you want to hug the world. The Remarkable Journey of Coyote Sunrise is Dan Gemeinhart’s finest book yet — and that’s saying something. Your heart needs this joyful miracle of a book." — Katherine Applegate, acclaimed author of The One and Only Ivan and Wishtree Five years. That's how long Coyote and her dad, Rodeo, have lived on the road in an old school bus, criss-crossing the nation. It's also how long ago Coyote lost her mom and two sisters in a car crash. Coyote hasn’t been home in all that time, but when she learns that the park in her old neighborhood is being demolished—the very same park where she, her mom, and her sisters buried a treasured memory box—she devises an elaborate plan to get her dad to drive 3,600 miles back to Washington state in four days...without him realizing it. Along the way, they'll pick up a strange crew of misfit travelers. Lester has a lady love to meet. Salvador and his mom are looking to start over. Val needs a safe place to be herself. And then there's Gladys... Over the course of thousands of miles, Coyote will learn that going home can sometimes be the hardest journey of all...but that with friends by her side, she just might be able to turn her “once upon a time” into a “happily ever after.”
Book Synopsis A Dad Joke a Day by : DaddiLife Books
Download or read book A Dad Joke a Day written by DaddiLife Books and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-19 with total page 190 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for the perfect gift for dad? Then keep reading... Unleash dads' ultimate superpower with a terribly good dad joke for EVERYDAY of the year! Can A Dad Joke A Day keep the doctor away? Perhaps not. But a dad joke in the right hands can keep the kids and family on their toes, and at their eye rolling best! In this book from DaddiLife Books - the dads and writers behind the leading platform for modern day fathers - there's a different clean and family friendly dad joke everyday, with groan worthy tummy ticklers on specific calendar days of the year too (see if you can spot them all). What makes this book of dad jokes a special gift: Create a little family fun, everyday - A different cheesy and punny dad joke for every day of the year, including Leap Years, so dad can be top of his dad joke game 24/7 with knee slappers such as: Why was the broom running late? It over-swept. And, What do you call a hen who counts her eggs? A mathemachicken. Understand the science behind the dad joke - How our brains understand dad jokes differently to normal jokes, and the psychology behind a great dad joke versus an average dad joke. Sharpen your joke telling - Whether for new dads or (ahem) more experienced dads, for those who need a cheesy dad joke for a wedding speech or an everyday family laugh, this book has the best advice from across the DaddiLife community on how to tell a dad joke to its very finest, even if you have never told a dad joke before (seriously, where have you been)! Tell dad jokes on specific days of the year - Whether it's New Year, Christmas, or Star Wars day, you won't just be funny, but hilariously punny with these bad dad jokes! What Amazon readers are saying: ★★★★★ "An easy read, silly, and a great way to get the family involved and laughing together." ★★★★★ "Bought for my husband. He really likes it. He looks at more than one per day though because he can't resist learning new dad jokes." ★★★★★ "I could not help laughing my a** off reading these." ★★★★★ "The kids love the jokes and keep poring through the pages to find a new joke to tell us and their Dad has really enjoyed learning the science behind the dad joke and how to tell the perfect dad joke." ★★★★★ "The jokes themselves are exactly what you want from a dad joke - cringey, tut-inducing, eye-rolling. As soon as I got the book, we started by reading a joke from our family's birthdays." If you're looking for a fantastic gift for dad for Father's Day, Birthdays or Christmas, arm Dad with everything he needs for his ultimate mission - joining the Dad Joke Hall of Fame - by clicking the Add to Cart button.
Download or read book DADisms written by Willow Creek Press and published by Willow Creek Press. This book was released on 2023-07-30 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dads from every generation agree on one thing... "They don't make 'em like they used to." Dads have a unique way of talking. Are you guilty of using these witty, wise, and always humorous dad phrases, "Ya know when I was a kid" or "Were you born in a Barn". This collection of classic "dadisms" is sure to kindle fond flashbacks (and a few eye twitches) for "those darn kids" of all ages. These phrases can help during long debates, while giving insightful advice, and encouragement during the challenging times of life. Includes over 100 quotes by famous fathers, bad dad jokes, and punderful dad tips.
Book Synopsis On Adventure with Dad by : Kenny Deuss
Download or read book On Adventure with Dad written by Kenny Deuss and published by Lannoo Publishers. This book was released on 2022-04-11 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: * Kenny Deuss, the man behind the humorous Instagram account "On adventure with Dad", makes his 400k followers laugh every week with hilarious photos about fatherhood* The perfect Father's Day gift or new father giftAlone every Tuesday with his newborn daughter, Kenny Deuss fielded frequent requests from his partner, Tineke, for photos of the baby when she was away from home. His series of hilariously Photoshopped images of the baby in mock perilous situations began with teasing photographs that showed just how "safe" the baby was. Currently, people from all over the world follow Kenny's adventures with his (now 2) daughters Alix and Aster through his Instagram account "On Adventure with Dad." In this book he bundles his best photos, supplemented with a large number of never-before-seen images. He also includes 'tips' for dads and dads-to-be with a large dose of his typical dry humor.
