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Book Synopsis Bad Dad Jokes by : Willow Creek Press
Download or read book Bad Dad Jokes written by Willow Creek Press and published by . This book was released on 2018 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The dad joke is a delicate thing. Part knowing humor, part lack of humor, it's only requirement is that it elicits not a laugh from its audience but the annoyed response: "Daaaaaaaaad." Bad Dad Jokes is the biggest, baddest collection of "so bad they're actually good" jokes that are guaranteed to deliver a daily dose of groans and giggles. Bad Dad Jokes is a one of a kind collection of extraordinary humor in one book. By giving this collection as a gift you will bring humor and lasting memories to events for years to come.
Book Synopsis Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes by : Spiffy McChappy
Download or read book Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes written by Spiffy McChappy and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-23 with total page 105 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect gift for any Dad who loves telling jokes and making everyone laugh! (cough cough) A fantastic novelty gift for Fathers day, Birthdays & Christmas. Clean family friendly jokes. The first page has space for you to write a special message, an ideal alternative to a card. Please note this book is not a joke book about Dads. It is a joke book full of Dad jokes. A Dad joke can best be described as an embarrassingly bad joke. Often demonstrated during special occasions & makes the family wince. This book will be a jolly old laugh for your old chap, but not so much for you. Please also note: No refunds will be given due to any embarrassment this book will cause you or if your eyes get sore from constant eye rolls.
Book Synopsis My Dad's Jokes Are Very (Terribly, Awfully, Painfully) Bad! by : Jacob Eckeberger
Download or read book My Dad's Jokes Are Very (Terribly, Awfully, Painfully) Bad! written by Jacob Eckeberger and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-21 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book inspired by Dad Jokes and the families who put up with them (but secretly love them, too).
Book Synopsis The Big Book of Dad Jokes by : Joe Kerz
Download or read book The Big Book of Dad Jokes written by Joe Kerz and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-04-19 with total page 389 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hundreds and Hundreds of Jokes that Will Drive Your Family Crazy Nothing is more hilarious for moms, sons, and daughters than the bad jokes dads tell. (Well, at least he thinks they're hilarious . . .) Have you ever noticed when you’re out to dinner and your dad takes it upon himself to antagonize your server with a lame joke? Has he ever made a pun that made everyone at a family gathering roll their eyes? Has he ever made a corny comment about things simply lying around the house? If you answered “yes” to any of the following, you’re not alone. Dad jokes are at the center of all dad interactions and the core of every dad’s persona. This comedic compendium compiles more than eight hundred of the best jokes dads can use to hone their craft and ensure maximum eye rolling. Included within are jokes such as: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food; no atmosphere. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality. With Dad Jokes, give your dad the gift of becoming the least funny/most "punny" guy in the room.
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Frank N Steinz and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-12 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: DAD Jokes, jokes are so bad they are good! clean jokes for the whole family, a brilliant gift for dad.
Download or read book Super Dad Jokes written by Jimmy Niro and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-09-01 with total page 107 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The ultimate laugh-out-loud Christmas gift for any pun lover or Super Dad out there! Q: What super power do you get when you become a parent? A: Supervision. Super Dad Jokes is perfect for all heroes out there—from the dad experts to the first-time fathers embracing their most cringe-worthy dad powers! This new edition from USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro has over 500 magnificent puns, stories, and anti-jokes—the best way to celebrate and laugh at dad's super (bad) joke skills! The perfect birthday gift, holiday stocking stuffer, or white elephant gag gift from any daughter, son, or partner to the super dad or grandpa who makes their eyes roll with super speed. Arm yourself against the forces of evil and good taste with this heroically funny joke book. It's time to save the world, one joke at a time! Includes knee-slappers like: I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it. Q: What is the sleepiest fruit? A: Napricot. "Dad, do you want a box for your leftovers?" "No, but I'll wrestle you for them!"
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Jimmy Niro and published by World's Best Dad Jokes Collection. This book was released on 2018 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me." Ah, the dad joke--humor that reminds us of all the lovable, embarrassing dads out there. Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh: I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? A: The road. With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for you to hold your own against even the most embarrassing of dads. But remember--you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes
Book Synopsis The Great Book of Dad Jokes by : Jim Hogan
Download or read book The Great Book of Dad Jokes written by Jim Hogan and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-11-03 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Great Book of Dad Jokes is here, packed with hundreds of bad, corny but funny jokes and puns. In fact, they are so bad, they're good! In this book you can be sure to find hilarious dad jokes like: - What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? - Carlos! - How many apples grow on a tree? - All of them! - What did one snowman say to the other one? - Do you smell carrots? HAHA, hilarious right? Get your hands on The Great Book of Dad Jokes today and up your joke game, or maybe you know someone this would be a great gift for? It's a great birthday present! Remember, A laugh a day keeps the doctor away!
Book Synopsis Stop the Dad Jokes! by : Adrian Beck
Download or read book Stop the Dad Jokes! written by Adrian Beck and published by Random House Australia. This book was released on 2021-07-02 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Father's Day picture book from funny guy Adrian Beck that will have the whole family laughing. Warning: Do not show this book to dads! This book is full of DAD JOKES that are embarrassing, goofy and NOT FUNNY! A trip to the zoo with Dad means seeing lots of animals . . . and hearing plenty of dad jokes too! A hilarious story by Adrian Beck (a dad) illustrated by Simon Greiner (another dad). The perfect Father's Day gift and read-aloud story!
Book Synopsis The Ultimate Dad Joke Book by : Hugh Murmie
Download or read book The Ultimate Dad Joke Book written by Hugh Murmie and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-10 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New for 2020! Easy Father's Day gift for your favorite guy! The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma! Buckle up and get ready for some knee slapping, head shaking and gut busting laughter every time you flip a page. Over 500 hilarious jokes, puns and one-liners Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages Great selection of time honored classics and all new jokes for 2020 Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!
Book Synopsis 1000 Dad Jokes: The Dreadfully Good Joke Book for Dads and Their Kids by : Hayden Fox
Download or read book 1000 Dad Jokes: The Dreadfully Good Joke Book for Dads and Their Kids written by Hayden Fox and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-02-12 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite! 1000 Dreadfully Good Dad Jokes that will keep everyone either laughing or groaning for hours on end! Also makes for a perfect Father's Day gift. Add to Cart Now if you are ready for some dreadfully good entertainment! **Get the Kindle edition for FREE when you buy the paperback.**
Download or read book Bad Dad Jokes written by Ian Allen and published by Rizzoli Publications. This book was released on 2020-03-27 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A quality collection of over 1,000 really terrible Dad jokes, the perfect Father's Day gift. What do you call a decomposing whale? Mouldy Dick. How does a rabbit get dry after a storm? He borrows a hare dryer. Proving that dads are never as funny as they think they are, this ridiculous book of really rubbish Dad jokes has arrived to make the rest of your family's life utter hell. Crammed with 1,000 jokes that will make your daft Dad roll all over the floor laughing, this book is guaranteed to turn any father into a joke monster of epic proportions, not to mention turn every family occasion into a cringe-fest that no one will enjoy ever again. You have been warned!
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Dad Says Jokes and published by Cassell. This book was released on 2019-05-14 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of the very best jokes from the hilarious Instagram account @dadsaysjokes - so bad they're good. From the most-followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @dadsaysjokes, comes a collection of hilariously cheesy jokes that will leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure. This is the perfect gift for dads who want to expand their repertoire and anyone who fancies reminiscing about a childhood full of these no-nonsense 'bad' puns. Here are a couple of tasters: Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? A: Because they lactose. Q: Are you today's date? A: Cuz you're 10/10.
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Frank N Steinz and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-10 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis A Book of Bad Jokes, Pitiful Puns, Woeful Wordplay and Ridiculous Riddles (Hardcover) by : Hugh Jass
Download or read book A Book of Bad Jokes, Pitiful Puns, Woeful Wordplay and Ridiculous Riddles (Hardcover) written by Hugh Jass and published by . This book was released on 2018-08-27 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hundreds of jokes congregate in this amazing compilation of some of the greatest bad jokes and puns there are. Uniting several forms of terrible gag in one ceaseless, relentless volume, A Book of Bad Jokes, Pitiful Puns, Woeful Wordplay and Ridiculous Riddles is intended to be a text every aspiring or current bad joke teller would love in his library. Authored by known pun and bun master Hugh Jass, this manual intends to amuse and educate its readers on the art of inventing truly awful humor. Ample quantities of ideas and an exhaustive demonstration of the form used mean that you can not only cringe, but create your own horrific jokes. After introducing the book and its uses, Hugh takes us through an enormous combination of terrible one-liners and question and answer jokes. The conclusion of the book meanwhile is framed in riddles both ordinary and poetic in form.
Author :Elias Hill Publisher :Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN 13 :9781973749127 Total Pages :106 pages Book Rating :4.7/5 (491 download)
Book Synopsis 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes by : Elias Hill
Download or read book 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes written by Elias Hill and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-07-20 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad jokes. They make you cringe, they make you groan but the one thing they have in common is they come from dad. Be it during a wedding toast or when introducing your dad to someone you want to impress, dad never fails to insert a dad joke wherever he can. This dad joke book makes a great gift for the dad who has everything and has heard everything. Or maybe you want to buy it for yourself and come prepared the next time dad wants to have a joke off. In any event, 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes will have your eyes rolling into the back of your head faster than dad can strip to his tighty-whities on a hot summer day!
Book Synopsis Dad Jokes: The Cheesy Edition by : Dad Says Jokes
Download or read book Dad Jokes: The Cheesy Edition written by Dad Says Jokes and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2020-09-03 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE THIRD COLLECTION FROM THE SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLERS @DADSAYSJOKES The most followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @DadSaysJokes, returns with another collection of hilariously cringe-inducing gags for you to share with friends and family. @DadSaysJokes is a community-run Dad jokes network on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, with over 5 million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger! Kit, a young social networking influencer, started his career at the tender age of 14 when he created his original platform, Football.Newz. He has since added another fourteen platforms, including @PubityPets and monster meme page @Pubity with its 31 million followers. This is his third book. I TOLD MY WIFE SHE SHOULD EMBRACE HER MISTAKES. SHE GAVE ME A HUG.
