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Please Excuse My Daughter

Author : Julie Klam
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101217693
Total Pages : 308 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (12 download)

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Download or read book Please Excuse My Daughter written by Julie Klam and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2008-03-27 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Look out for Julie's new book, The Almost Legendary Morris Sisters. From the author of Friendkeeping and Love at First Bark, one woman's hilarious, bittersweet account of growing up in a family of career-shunning, dependence-seeking women and her journey to a state of twenty-first-century self-reliance. Julie Klam was raised as the only daughter of a Jewish family in the exclusive WASP stronghold of Bedford, New York. Her mother was sharp, glamorous, and funny, but did not think that work was a woman's responsibility. Her father was fully supportive, not just of his wife's staying at home, but also of her extravagant lifestyle. Her mother's offbeat parenting style-taking Julie out of school to go to lunch at Bloomingdale's, for example-made her feel well-cared-for (and well-dressed) but left her unprepared for graduating and entering the real world. She had been brought up to look pretty and wait for a rich man to sweep her off her feet. But what happened if he never showed up? When Julie gets married to a hardworking but not wealthy man-one who expects her to be part of a modern couple and contribute financially to the marriage-she realizes how ambivalent and ill-equipped she is for life. Once she gives birth to a daughter, she knows she must grow up, get to work, and teach her child the self-reliance that she never learned. Delivered in an uproariously funny, sweet, self-effacing, and utterly memorable voice, Please Excuse My Daughter is a bighearted memoir from an irresistible new writer.

Excuses for All Occasions

Author : Steven D. Price
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1620873087
Total Pages : 256 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (28 download)

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Download or read book Excuses for All Occasions written by Steven D. Price and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-06-01 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for ways to escape or shift blame is a fundamental part of life. Here’s a survival guide full of ready-made excuses, from the student’s classic “My dog ate my homework,” to the motorist’s “Was that sign the speed limit, Officer? I thought it was the town’s population,” to the dieter’s “I wasn’t getting enough to eat on one diet, so I had to go on three.” You’ll welcome these ready-made alibis and cop-outs for business, school, sports, family, romance, and other situations where you might find yourself in hot water.

Only the Faces Change (A High School Odyssey)

Author : Herb Williams
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1312383674
Total Pages : 274 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (123 download)

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Download or read book Only the Faces Change (A High School Odyssey) written by Herb Williams and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2014-11-16 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Only the Faces Change is a humorous, touching story of teachers, both good and bad, of students searching for truth in education and in their personal lives, and of failed bureaucratic attempts to improve the system. Herb Williams encourages students to speak for themselves through discussions and notes (Dear Herbies) from a coffee can; satirizes directives from principals, counselors, attendance supervisors, and parents; solicits contributions from colleagues (From the Campus Inn); incorporates the latest rumors from one who knows them all (The Ear With an Attitude); and integrates satirical columns from his newspaper days (Fiction and Fact from the Almanac). For over fifteen years, Herb Williams wrote a humor column, titled ?Life and Times, ? published in three different newspapers in Norwalk, Cerritos, and Redlands, California. This is his third book in addition to his travel memoir, North to Alaska with a No-Account Cat and his ?how to? booklet, Easy Writing Across the Curriculum or Anywhere Else.

The Revenge of Anguished English

Author : Richard Lederer
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 9780312334949
Total Pages : 198 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (349 download)

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Download or read book The Revenge of Anguished English written by Richard Lederer and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2007-11-13 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An anguished language expert provides the latest collection of unfortunate typos, tragically misplaced modifiers, and other hilarious language snafus.

The Party, After You Left

Author : Roz Chast
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing USA
ISBN 13 : 1582343772
Total Pages : 98 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (823 download)

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Download or read book The Party, After You Left written by Roz Chast and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2004-04-24 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of cartoons, representing the last nine years of work that originally appeared in the The New Yorker and other publications, is brought together in zany book that takes on contemporary themes such as genetically altered mice. 20,000 first printing.

Investigation of Communist Propaganda

Author : United States. Congress. House. Special Committee on Communist Activities in the United States
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 2434 pages
Book Rating : 4.F/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Investigation of Communist Propaganda written by United States. Congress. House. Special Committee on Communist Activities in the United States and published by . This book was released on 1930 with total page 2434 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

(3 v. ) Hearings held in Seattle (Wash.), Portland, Or., San Francisco and Los Angeles

Author : United States. Congress. House. Special Committee on Communist Activities in the United States
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 472 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (31 download)

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Download or read book (3 v. ) Hearings held in Seattle (Wash.), Portland, Or., San Francisco and Los Angeles written by United States. Congress. House. Special Committee on Communist Activities in the United States and published by . This book was released on 1930 with total page 472 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Stars in Our Eyes

Author : Julie Klam
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0399573291
Total Pages : 242 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (995 download)

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Download or read book The Stars in Our Eyes written by Julie Klam and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2018-07-17 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Look out for Julie's new book, The Almost Legendary Morris Sisters. From bestselling author Julie Klam comes a lively and engaging exploration of celebrity: why celebrities fascinate us, what it means to be famous today, and why celebrities are so important. “When I was young I was convinced celebrities could save me,” Julie Klam admits in The Stars in Our Eyes, her funny and personal exploration of fame and celebrity. As she did for subjects as wide-ranging as dogs, mothers, and friendship, Klam brings her infectious curiosity and crackling wit to the topic of celebrity. As she admits, “I’ve always been enamored with celebrities,” be they movie stars, baseball players, TV actors, and now Internet sensations. “They are the us we want to be.” Celebrities today have a global presence and can be, Klam writes, “some girl on Instagram who does nude yoga and has 3.5 million followers and a Korean rapper who posts his videos that are viewed millions of times.” In The Stars in Our Eyes, Klam examines this phenomenon. She delves deep into what makes someone a celebrity, explains why we care about celebrities more than ever, and uncovers the bargains they make with the public and the burdens they bear to sustain this status. The result is an engaging, astute, and eye-opening look into celebrity that reveals the truths about fame as it elucidates why it’s such an important part of life today.

Anguished English

Author : Richard Lederer
Publisher : Gibbs Smith
ISBN 13 : 1423608917
Total Pages : 111 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (236 download)

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Download or read book Anguished English written by Richard Lederer and published by Gibbs Smith. This book was released on 2006-04-19 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The “impossible to put down” compendium of linguistic bloopers and blunders: a hilarious collection of malapropisms, mixed metaphors and more (San Francisco Chronicle). In Anguished English, Richard Lederer collects some of the worst—and funniest—English language errors ever committed to print. From legendary student screwups to horrible headlines and cringe-worthy advertising copy, Lederer shares a treasure trove of laugh-out-loud flubs and gaffes worthy of a Pullet Surprise. “Hilarious.”—Chicago Tribune “Richard Lederer is the true king of language comedy. Anguished English is the funniest book I have ever read.”—Sidney Sheldon

Not a Fan and Gods at War Student Edition Compilation

Author : Kyle Idleman
Publisher : Zondervan
ISBN 13 : 0310751276
Total Pages : 438 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (17 download)

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Download or read book Not a Fan and Gods at War Student Edition Compilation written by Kyle Idleman and published by Zondervan. This book was released on 2015-10-20 with total page 438 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A two-book ebook bind-up of not a fan student edition and gods at war student edition, from bestselling author and pastor Kyle Idleman, perfect for readers thirteen and older. In not a fan student edition, Idleman explores what it means to truly be a follower of Jesus—and what can happen in your life when you give your all, and your heart, instead of just lip service. And in gods at war student edition, Idleman tackles the things in our lives that distract us from God—be they a dating relationship, our aspirations, our addictions, or the latest game on our smartphones—and how important it is to worship the God who truly matters.

50 Ways to Improve your German: Teach Yourself

Author : Sieglinde Klovekorn-Ward
Publisher : Teach Yourself
ISBN 13 : 1444132288
Total Pages : 148 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (441 download)

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Download or read book 50 Ways to Improve your German: Teach Yourself written by Sieglinde Klovekorn-Ward and published by Teach Yourself. This book was released on 2010-08-27 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is this the right course for me? Do you have a working knowledge of German, but want to improve? Allow this book to come to your rescue and eliminate basic errors and slips of the pen. Each one of 50 top tips for improving your spoken and written German is presented and analysed across a whole double page, with explanations as to where and why people sometimes go wrong. The tips are grouped into grammar, spelling, false friends, pronunciation and cultural faux pas sections. There's even free downloadable audio content available to help you with your pronunciation. Polish your German with this brand new series from Teach Yourself - the No. 1 brand in language learning. 50 ways to improve your German touches all essential bases and is divided into easily digestible. Learn effortlessly with a new easy-to-read page design and interactive features: Only got a minute? A 60-second introduction to German to get you started. Only got five minutes? Get to grips with German and its common pitfalls even if you're short of time. Only got ten minutes? Use your free time wisely to learn something about the German language. Insights Instant help with common problems and quick tips for success, based on Sieglinde Klövekorn-Ward's many years of experience. Test yourself Tests online to keep track of your progress. Articles Extra information to keep you motivated. Summaries Quick refreshers to help you remember the key facts. Grammar Easy-to-follow building blocks to give you a clear understanding. Pronunciation Don't sound like a tourist - polish your pronunciation before you go. Audio Downloadable audio support online to help with key areas - iPod/MP3 compatible. For your free audio download please visit: www.hodder.co.uk/TYLfreedownloads

The Serpent

Author : M. Schuler
Publisher : Page Publishing Inc
ISBN 13 : 1640827056
Total Pages : 270 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (48 download)

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Download or read book The Serpent written by M. Schuler and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2018-01-02 with total page 270 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Serpent by M. S. Schuler [--------------------------------------------]

Not a Fan

Author : Kyle Idleman
Publisher : HarperChristian + ORM
ISBN 13 : 0310745268
Total Pages : 208 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (17 download)

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Download or read book Not a Fan written by Kyle Idleman and published by HarperChristian + ORM. This book was released on 2013-07-09 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If Jesus were to sit down with you right now and have a DTR (Define the Relationship) conversation, how would you respond?In Not a Fan Student Edition, bestselling author Kyle Idleman challenges you to go beyond fandom into a true follower relationship with Jesus. If someone asked, "Are you a fan of Jesus?", how would you answer? You attend every movie featuring a certain actor, you know the stats of your sports hero, and you can recite lyrics from your favorite songs. That’s a fan. But are you treating Jesus the same as the other people you admire? The truth is Jesus wants more than the church attendance, occasional prayer, and the ability to recite Scripture—the fan response. He's looking for people who are actually willing to sacrifice in order to follow him. In this student edition of Not a Fan, Kyle Idleman uses humor, personal stories, and biblical truth as he challenges you to look at what it means to call yourself a Christian and follow the radical call Jesus presents. So, will you be a fan, or a follower? Many of today's students know about Jesus—a teacher who traveled around the Jewish countryside giving sermons, healing diseases, and casting out demons, before finally dying on the cross to save humanity. Some may even believe Jesus died for their sins. But for many students, their relationship with Christ is similar to the feelings they have for their favorite band—they know the facts, know the greatest hits, and may have the gear that shows their loyalty. In short, they're fans of Jesus. But is that enough? Similar to the adult book, Not a Fan: Student Edition includes funny stories, personal reflections, and deep, biblical content, calling teenagers to live the way Jesus lived, love the way he loved, pray the way he prayed, and never give up living for the one who gave his all for them.

More Anguished English

Author : Richard Lederer
Publisher : Dell
ISBN 13 : 0440215773
Total Pages : 209 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (42 download)

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Download or read book More Anguished English written by Richard Lederer and published by Dell. This book was released on 1994-09-04 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All the joy of the best-selling Anguished English is back! 2,000 all-new side-splitting flubs, fluffs, and hilariously funny accidental assaults on our language.

Deepen Your Faith

Author : Various Authors,
Publisher : Zondervan
ISBN 13 : 0310752523
Total Pages : 494 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (17 download)

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Download or read book Deepen Your Faith written by Various Authors, and published by Zondervan. This book was released on 2016-08-09 with total page 494 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection of inspirational titles for students includes three ebooks by some of today's most engaging voices. Not a Fan Student Edition, by bestselling author Kyle Idleman: Are you treating Jesus the same as the other people you admire? Kyle Idleman uses humor, personal stories, and biblical truth as he challenges you to look at what it means to call yourself a Christian and follow the radical call Jesus presents. The Circle Maker Student Edition, by New York Times bestselling authors Mark Batterson and Parker Batterson: How do you approach the maker of the world, and what exactly can you pray for? Mark Batterson uses the true legend of Honi the circle maker, a Jewish sage whose bold prayer saved a generation, to uncover the boldness God asks of us at times, and what powerful prayer can mean in your life. Thrive Student Edition, by Casting Crowns member Mark Hall: What does that phrase "live out your faith" really mean? And how do you really follow Jesus in today's world? Mark Hall explores exactly what it means when your faith and your life collide, and how you can take the next steps in making that faith real and evident to those around you.

Beyond the Eclipse

Author : Dunnia Balczar-Goldstein
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1453500928
Total Pages : 268 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (535 download)

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Download or read book Beyond the Eclipse written by Dunnia Balczar-Goldstein and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-05 with total page 268 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At a limitless and incomprehensible border, Hector Charles cannot comprehend where he is, who he is, or who he was; but he suspects that he will one day be judged by a divine higher power and even by himself. All he knew was that he was struck with an immense feeling of terror upon realizing he had no choice but to enter into the darkness. Hector is descending into hellish depths as he is forced to systematically relive each of his actions actions he tries to hide at all costs and longs to forget. As he is unable to discern his real identity in this inanimate position, he suffers the consequences that result from the intrinsic passion that brought him to an end that neither he nor all who knew him in life could have foreseen. What was happening and where was he? Readers can unravel the answers in author Dunnia Balcázar-Goldstein's Beyond the Eclipse. I would like to add a credit for the artist Jorge Posada, who provided his paintings for the covers of both books. Covers by Colombian artist Jorge Posada http://www.jorgeposada-art.com.

Remember to Tell the Children

Author : Henry A. Fischer
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 146344964X
Total Pages : 742 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (634 download)

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Download or read book Remember to Tell the Children written by Henry A. Fischer and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2006-07-12 with total page 742 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Children of the Danube were on the move again.They were the descendants of the settlers who had joined the trek down the Danube River in the Great Swabian Migration from Germany to the Kingdom of Hungary in the early 18thcentury.Perhaps like their forebears, adventure may have been the driving force for some of them, while desperation drove others as they sought to make a life for themselves and their families.They were faced with limited options if they remained in their original settlements: whereland was running out, restrictions against the Lutherans and Reformed were becoming more intolerable and the increasing and often unjust demands of the nobles made it more and more difficult to provide for their families. The Pioneerstells this story through the lives and loves of three generations of the Tefner family in the unfolding story of Drnberg where their lives intersected with the families who would eventually become part of the authors extended family and which they shared with all the others who were part of their life together. They found themselves isolated, confronted by a wilderness and created an economic miracle.Destructive fires and raging floods, famine and drought, bandit raids and epidemics tested them but did not overcome their indomitable will, which was sustained by their faith.A faith that was outlawed but continued underground unabated until the Edict of Toleration granted them freedom of conscience.Nor would they simply cower before the injustices inflicted upon them by the nobles and authorities without protest.Their lives were lived within the broader scope of the history of their times that played a vital role in their development, destiny and character.Emperor Joseph II, the Bishop of Veszprm, Martin Bir von Padny, Anton von Kaunitz, Count Styrum Limberg, the Empress Maria Theresia, the three Counts von Mercy and countless other notable personages all make their appearance and leave their mark onThe Pioneers.