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Please Excuse My Daughter

Author : Julie Klam
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101217693
Total Pages : 308 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (12 download)

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Download or read book Please Excuse My Daughter written by Julie Klam and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2008-03-27 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Look out for Julie's new book, The Almost Legendary Morris Sisters. From the author of Friendkeeping and Love at First Bark, one woman's hilarious, bittersweet account of growing up in a family of career-shunning, dependence-seeking women and her journey to a state of twenty-first-century self-reliance. Julie Klam was raised as the only daughter of a Jewish family in the exclusive WASP stronghold of Bedford, New York. Her mother was sharp, glamorous, and funny, but did not think that work was a woman's responsibility. Her father was fully supportive, not just of his wife's staying at home, but also of her extravagant lifestyle. Her mother's offbeat parenting style-taking Julie out of school to go to lunch at Bloomingdale's, for example-made her feel well-cared-for (and well-dressed) but left her unprepared for graduating and entering the real world. She had been brought up to look pretty and wait for a rich man to sweep her off her feet. But what happened if he never showed up? When Julie gets married to a hardworking but not wealthy man-one who expects her to be part of a modern couple and contribute financially to the marriage-she realizes how ambivalent and ill-equipped she is for life. Once she gives birth to a daughter, she knows she must grow up, get to work, and teach her child the self-reliance that she never learned. Delivered in an uproariously funny, sweet, self-effacing, and utterly memorable voice, Please Excuse My Daughter is a bighearted memoir from an irresistible new writer.

The Almost Legendary Morris Sisters

Author : Julie Klam
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0735216444
Total Pages : 273 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (352 download)

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Download or read book The Almost Legendary Morris Sisters written by Julie Klam and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2021-08-10 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Washington Post best nonfiction book pick of 2021 “It is biography as an expression of love.” – The New York Times New York Times–bestselling author Julie Klam’s funny and moving story of the Morris sisters, distant relations with mysterious pasts. Ever since she was young, Julie Klam has been fascinated by the Morris sisters, cousins of her grandmother. According to family lore, early in the twentieth century the sisters’ parents decided to move the family from Eastern Europe to Los Angeles so their father could become a movie director. On the way, their pregnant mother went into labor in St. Louis, where the baby was born and where their mother died. The father left the children in an orphanage and promised to send for them when he settled in California—a promise he never kept. One of the Morris sisters later became a successful Wall Street trader and advised Franklin Roosevelt. The sisters lived together in New York City, none of them married or had children, and one even had an affair with J. P. Morgan. The stories of these independent women intrigued Klam, but as she delved into them to learn more, she realized that the tales were almost completely untrue. The Almost Legendary Morris Sisters is the revealing account of what Klam discovered about her family—and herself—as she dug into the past. The deeper she went into the lives of the Morris sisters, the slipperier their stories became. And the more questions she had about what actually happened to them, the more her opinion of them evolved. Part memoir and part confessional, and told with the wit and honesty that are hallmarks of Klam’s books, The Almost Legendary Morris Sisters is the fascinating and funny true story of one writer’s journey into her family’s past, the truths she brings to light, and what she learns about herself along the way.

Excuse Me!

Author : Karen Katz
Publisher : Grosset & Dunlap
ISBN 13 : 9780448455822
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (558 download)

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Download or read book Excuse Me! written by Karen Katz and published by Grosset & Dunlap. This book was released on 2011-03-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book teaches toddlers the ABCs of polite behavior in a gentle and funny way. Includes stickers. Full color. Consumable.

Excuses for All Occasions

Author : Steven D. Price
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1620873087
Total Pages : 256 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (28 download)

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Download or read book Excuses for All Occasions written by Steven D. Price and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-06-01 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for ways to escape or shift blame is a fundamental part of life. Here’s a survival guide full of ready-made excuses, from the student’s classic “My dog ate my homework,” to the motorist’s “Was that sign the speed limit, Officer? I thought it was the town’s population,” to the dieter’s “I wasn’t getting enough to eat on one diet, so I had to go on three.” You’ll welcome these ready-made alibis and cop-outs for business, school, sports, family, romance, and other situations where you might find yourself in hot water.

Only the Faces Change (A High School Odyssey)

Author : Herb Williams
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1312383674
Total Pages : 274 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (123 download)

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Download or read book Only the Faces Change (A High School Odyssey) written by Herb Williams and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2014-11-16 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Only the Faces Change is a humorous, touching story of teachers, both good and bad, of students searching for truth in education and in their personal lives, and of failed bureaucratic attempts to improve the system. Herb Williams encourages students to speak for themselves through discussions and notes (Dear Herbies) from a coffee can; satirizes directives from principals, counselors, attendance supervisors, and parents; solicits contributions from colleagues (From the Campus Inn); incorporates the latest rumors from one who knows them all (The Ear With an Attitude); and integrates satirical columns from his newspaper days (Fiction and Fact from the Almanac). For over fifteen years, Herb Williams wrote a humor column, titled ?Life and Times, ? published in three different newspapers in Norwalk, Cerritos, and Redlands, California. This is his third book in addition to his travel memoir, North to Alaska with a No-Account Cat and his ?how to? booklet, Easy Writing Across the Curriculum or Anywhere Else.

The Revenge of Anguished English

Author : Richard Lederer
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 9780312334949
Total Pages : 198 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (349 download)

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Download or read book The Revenge of Anguished English written by Richard Lederer and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2007-11-13 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An anguished language expert provides the latest collection of unfortunate typos, tragically misplaced modifiers, and other hilarious language snafus.

Geraldine

Author : Elizabeth Lilly
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 1626723591
Total Pages : 42 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (267 download)

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Download or read book Geraldine written by Elizabeth Lilly and published by . This book was released on 2018-06-26 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's hard being the new kid. It's really hard being different. It's especially hard being a giraffe in a school of children. A debut picture book that stands above the crowd. Full color.

The Party, After You Left

Author : Roz Chast
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing USA
ISBN 13 : 1582343772
Total Pages : 98 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (823 download)

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Download or read book The Party, After You Left written by Roz Chast and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2004-04-24 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of cartoons, representing the last nine years of work that originally appeared in the The New Yorker and other publications, is brought together in zany book that takes on contemporary themes such as genetically altered mice. 20,000 first printing.

Investigation of Communist Propaganda

Author : United States. Congress. House. Special Committee on Communist Activities in the United States
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 2434 pages
Book Rating : 4.F/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Investigation of Communist Propaganda written by United States. Congress. House. Special Committee on Communist Activities in the United States and published by . This book was released on 1930 with total page 2434 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

(3 v. ) Hearings held in Seattle (Wash.), Portland, Or., San Francisco and Los Angeles

Author : United States. Congress. House. Special Committee on Communist Activities in the United States
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 472 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (31 download)

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Download or read book (3 v. ) Hearings held in Seattle (Wash.), Portland, Or., San Francisco and Los Angeles written by United States. Congress. House. Special Committee on Communist Activities in the United States and published by . This book was released on 1930 with total page 472 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Gather the Daughters

Author : Jennie Melamed
Publisher : Little, Brown
ISBN 13 : 0316463671
Total Pages : 349 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (164 download)

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Download or read book Gather the Daughters written by Jennie Melamed and published by Little, Brown. This book was released on 2017-07-25 with total page 349 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Never Let Me Go meets The Giver in this haunting debut about a cult on an isolated island, where nothing is as it seems. Years ago, just before the country was incinerated to wasteland, ten men and their families colonized an island off the coast. They built a radical society of ancestor worship, controlled breeding, and the strict rationing of knowledge and history. Only the Wanderers -- chosen male descendants of the original ten -- are allowed to cross to the wastelands, where they scavenge for detritus among the still-smoldering fires. The daughters of these men are wives-in-training. At the first sign of puberty, they face their Summer of Fruition, a ritualistic season that drags them from adolescence to matrimony. They have children, who have children, and when they are no longer useful, they take their final draught and die. But in the summer, the younger children reign supreme. With the adults indoors and the pubescent in Fruition, the children live wildly -- they fight over food and shelter, free of their fathers' hands and their mothers' despair. And it is at the end of one summer that little Caitlin Jacob sees something so horrifying, so contradictory to the laws of the island, that she must share it with the others. Born leader Janey Solomon steps up to seek the truth. At seventeen years old, Janey is so unwilling to become a woman, she is slowly starving herself to death. Trying urgently now to unravel the mysteries of the island and what lies beyond, before her own demise, she attempts to lead an uprising of the girls that may be their undoing. Gather the Daughters is a smoldering debut; dark and energetic, compulsively readable, Melamed's novel announces her as an unforgettable new voice in fiction.

If I Ran the Zoo

Author : Dr. Seuss
Publisher : RH Childrens Books
ISBN 13 : 0385379382
Total Pages : 33 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (853 download)

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Download or read book If I Ran the Zoo written by Dr. Seuss and published by RH Childrens Books. This book was released on 2013-10-22 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Animals abound in Dr. Seuss’s Caldecott Honor–winning picture book If I Ran the Zoo. Gerald McGrew imagines the myriad of animals he’d have in his very own zoo, and the adventures he’ll have to go on in order to gather them all. Featuring everything from a lion with ten feet to a Fizza-ma-Wizza-ma-Dill, this is a classic Seussian crowd-pleaser. In fact, one of Gerald’s creatures has even become a part of the language: the Nerd!

Verity

Author : Colleen Hoover
Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 153872474X
Total Pages : 295 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (387 download)

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Download or read book Verity written by Colleen Hoover and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2021-10-05 with total page 295 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whose truth is the lie? Stay up all night reading the sensational psychological thriller that has readers obsessed, from the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Too Late and It Ends With Us. #1 New York Times Bestseller · USA Today Bestseller · Globe and Mail Bestseller · Publishers Weekly Bestseller Lowen Ashleigh is a struggling writer on the brink of financial ruin when she accepts the job offer of a lifetime. Jeremy Crawford, husband of bestselling author Verity Crawford, has hired Lowen to complete the remaining books in a successful series his injured wife is unable to finish. Lowen arrives at the Crawford home, ready to sort through years of Verity’s notes and outlines, hoping to find enough material to get her started. What Lowen doesn’t expect to uncover in the chaotic office is an unfinished autobiography Verity never intended for anyone to read. Page after page of bone-chilling admissions, including Verity's recollection of the night her family was forever altered. Lowen decides to keep the manuscript hidden from Jeremy, knowing its contents could devastate the already grieving father. But as Lowen’s feelings for Jeremy begin to intensify, she recognizes all the ways she could benefit if he were to read his wife’s words. After all, no matter how devoted Jeremy is to his injured wife, a truth this horrifying would make it impossible for him to continue loving her.

The Garden Classroom

Author : Cathy James
Publisher : Shambhala Publications
ISBN 13 : 1611801648
Total Pages : 233 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (118 download)

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Download or read book The Garden Classroom written by Cathy James and published by Shambhala Publications. This book was released on 2015-04-07 with total page 233 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Creative ways to use the garden to inspire learning, for kids ages 4-8 Packed with garden-based activities that promote science, math, reading, writing, imaginative play, and arts and crafts, The Garden Classroom offers a whole year of outdoor play and learning ideas—however big or small your garden. Every garden offers children a rich, sensory playground, full of interesting things to discover and learn about. There's a whole lot of science happening right before their eyes. The garden can also be a place to develop math and literacy skills, as the outdoors offers up plenty of invitations to weave learning into everyday gardening. The garden classroom is a place where plants grow, and where children grow too.

Hush, Little Dragon

Author : Boni Ashburn
Publisher : Abrams
ISBN 13 : 1613123507
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (131 download)

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Download or read book Hush, Little Dragon written by Boni Ashburn and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2016-02-04 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Adorable dragons search for a bedtime snack in this “humorous children’s picturebook that turns a traditional child’s lullaby on its head” (Midwest Book Review). Baby and Mama dragon are almost ready to settle in for the night. But Baby can’t sleep until he gets a treat, so together they search the village for one. But there are so many options to choose from! Will they devour the town’s magician? Eat the three musketeers? Gobble up the princess? Or maybe dine on the mean old queen? Exhausted from their clever culinary adventure, Mama and Baby dragon settle down to a good night’s sleep in this warm, funny tale. Bringing a clever twist to the classic lullaby, “Hush, Little Baby,” this beautifully illustrated picture book will be a familiar yet original read for picky eaters—and readers—at bedtime and storytime.

The Stars in Our Eyes

Author : Julie Klam
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0399573291
Total Pages : 242 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (995 download)

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Download or read book The Stars in Our Eyes written by Julie Klam and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2018-07-17 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Look out for Julie's new book, The Almost Legendary Morris Sisters. From bestselling author Julie Klam comes a lively and engaging exploration of celebrity: why celebrities fascinate us, what it means to be famous today, and why celebrities are so important. “When I was young I was convinced celebrities could save me,” Julie Klam admits in The Stars in Our Eyes, her funny and personal exploration of fame and celebrity. As she did for subjects as wide-ranging as dogs, mothers, and friendship, Klam brings her infectious curiosity and crackling wit to the topic of celebrity. As she admits, “I’ve always been enamored with celebrities,” be they movie stars, baseball players, TV actors, and now Internet sensations. “They are the us we want to be.” Celebrities today have a global presence and can be, Klam writes, “some girl on Instagram who does nude yoga and has 3.5 million followers and a Korean rapper who posts his videos that are viewed millions of times.” In The Stars in Our Eyes, Klam examines this phenomenon. She delves deep into what makes someone a celebrity, explains why we care about celebrities more than ever, and uncovers the bargains they make with the public and the burdens they bear to sustain this status. The result is an engaging, astute, and eye-opening look into celebrity that reveals the truths about fame as it elucidates why it’s such an important part of life today.

Please and Thank You

Author : Amanda Li
Publisher : Ladybird
ISBN 13 : 9781409313625
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (136 download)

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Download or read book Please and Thank You written by Amanda Li and published by Ladybird. This book was released on 2013 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two children remember their good manners as they spend a busy day at nursery.