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No Reading Allowed

Author : Raj Haldar
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1728239265
Total Pages : 43 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (282 download)

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Download or read book No Reading Allowed written by Raj Haldar and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2020-11-10 with total page 43 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A new, hilarious picture book for kids from the #1 New York Times bestselling authors of P IS FOR PTERODACTYL! What makes this picture book for kids be THE WORST read aloud book ever? Try reading these sentences aloud: The mummy prepared farro for dinner. The mummy prepared pharaoh for dinner. Sounds the same, right? But they're totally different! Kids will laugh at the irreverent, super silly humor and witty illustrations that provide context clues and help explain the outrageous sentences. While kids are cracking up at you repeating yourself, they also will be learning about homonyms and homophones! There's also a glossary to help explain the sound-alike words. This hysterical book for kids is sure to delight parents, teachers, and anyone who loves to laugh at the absurdity of the English language. "Those who love wordplay are the natural constituency for No Reading Allowed: The Worst Read-Aloud Book Ever, a picture book that's bright with comic scenes... [and] brilliant pairings of picture and word (and word with word)."—The Wall Street Journal "If you're a logophile (=word nerd), grammar geek, or a bookworm, and especially, if you're a teacher or homeschooler, snag a copy of No Reading Allowed for yourself and a friend. This will be a hot holiday gift for us word nerd folks!"—Imagination Soup

P Is for Pterodactyl

Author : Raj Haldar
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1492695335
Total Pages : 35 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (926 download)

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Download or read book P Is for Pterodactyl written by Raj Haldar and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2018-11-13 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A New York Times Bestseller! A "raucous trip through the odd corners of our alphabet." —The New York Times Let's get real—the English language is bizarre. A might be for apple, but it's also for aisle and aeons. Why does the word "gnat" start with a G but the word "knot" doesn't start with an N? It doesn't always make sense, but don't let these rule-breaking silent letters defeat you! This whimsical, funky book from Raj Haldar (aka rapper Lushlife) turns the traditional idea of an alphabet book on its head, poking fun at the most mischievous words in the English language and demonstrating how to pronounce them. Fun and informative for word nerds of all ages!

No Dogs Allowed!

Author : Sonia Manzano
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1416938389
Total Pages : 38 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (169 download)

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Download or read book No Dogs Allowed! written by Sonia Manzano and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2007-05-08 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Iris, her family, and the neighbors take a trip to Enchanted Lake, everyone brings what they think is needed, but the family dog turns out to present a problem.

Reading Allowed

Author : Chris Paling
Publisher : Constable
ISBN 13 : 1472124707
Total Pages : 252 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (721 download)

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Download or read book Reading Allowed written by Chris Paling and published by Constable. This book was released on 2017-02-02 with total page 252 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Paling's deftly drawn vignettes are frequently funny, sometimes sad and occasionally troubling . . . Borrow a copy from your local library, if you still have one. Better yet, buy it' Neil Armstrong, Mail on Sunday 'Not only was I captivated by Paling's lovingly wrought series of pen portraits, I was amused, moved and - perhaps most surprising of all - uplifted' John Preston, Daily Mail 'There are many detractors who question whether libraries are still relevant in the digital age. Paling's keenly and kindly observed account of his encounters offers a gentle insight as to why they still are' Helen Davies, Sunday Times Chris works as a librarian in a small-town library in the south of England. This is the story of the library, its staff, and the fascinating group of people who use the library on a regular basis. We'll meet characters like the street-sleepers Brewer, Wolf and Spencer, who are always the first through the doors. The Mad Hatter, an elderly man who scurries around manically, searching for books. Sons of Anarchy Alan, a young Down's Syndrome man addicted to the American TV drama series. Startled Stewart, a gay man with a spray-on tan who pops in most days for a nice chat, sharking for good-looking foreign language students. And Trish, who is relentlessly cheerful and always dressed in pink - she has never married, but the marital status of everybody she meets is of huge interest to her. Some of the characters' stories are tragic, some are amusing, some are genuinely surreal, but together they will paint a bigger picture of the world we live in today, and of a library's hugely important place within it. Yes, of course, people come in to borrow books, but the library is also the equivalent of the village pump. It's one of the few places left where anyone, regardless of age or income or background, can wander in and find somebody to listen to their concerns, to share the time of day. Reading Allowed will provide us with a fascinating portrait of a place that we all value and cherish, but which few of us truly know very much about ...

Love Is My Favorite Thing

Author : Emma Chichester Clark
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0593405552
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (934 download)

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Download or read book Love Is My Favorite Thing written by Emma Chichester Clark and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-12-29 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Starring an enthusiastic pooch whose joy, optimism and love know no bounds, this lively picture book is based on Emma Chichester Clark’s own dog, and joyfully celebrates unconditional love. Plum has lots of favorite things—catching sticks, her bear, her bed—but really, LOVE is her absolute favorite thing. She loves her family and all the things they do together. Sometimes, however, Plum’s exuberance causes trouble, and she just can’t help being naughty. But fortunately, love is such a great thing that even when she makes mistakes, Plum’s family still adores her.

Never, Not Ever!

Author : Beatrice Alemagna
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780500296936
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (969 download)

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Download or read book Never, Not Ever! written by Beatrice Alemagna and published by . This book was released on 2022-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The animals are marching dutifully to school - but not Pascaline. It doesn't matter who is going. She knows exactly what she doesn't want. 'Never, not ever!' she shrieks loudly. So loudly, in fact, that something amazing happens - and it changes everything... Charming and laugh-out-loud funny, this irresistible first-day of school saga is sure to be a repeat read.

This Book is Not a Bedtime Story

Author : Eoin McLaughlin
Publisher : Pavilion Children's
ISBN 13 : 1843654938
Total Pages : 22 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (436 download)

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Download or read book This Book is Not a Bedtime Story written by Eoin McLaughlin and published by Pavilion Children's. This book was released on 2020-10-08 with total page 22 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is NOT a bedtime story. It’s scary, strange and rather gory. Bedtime stories make you sleepy. This book won’t. It’s much too CREEPY. Except it isn't... this book is told by a group of monsters who think they're very scary, but in fact they're not – they're cute and cuddly. They try their hardest to scare you – in a haunted house, creepy wood, ghostly ship and darkest dark, but each time they fail! The problem is, these monsters aren't at all spooky. They're a bit silly, actually. And a bit cuddly. In fact, they share the insecurities and worries of us humans and all they want is a cosy, snoozy good night's sleep. Despite the title of this book it really is a bedtime story. A brilliant tale that reassures children, makes them laugh and gets them ready for a peaceful night's sleep.

No Dogs Allowed!

Author : Bill Wallace
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 141690381X
Total Pages : 228 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (169 download)

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Download or read book No Dogs Allowed! written by Bill Wallace and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2005-06 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After losing her family's beloved horse, Kristine decides that she will never have another pet. When her father surprises her with a new puppy, Kristine learns to to take a chance and open her heart again in this latest novel by the beloved author of "Red Dog."

The Worst Book Ever

Author : Beth Bacon
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780999432440
Total Pages : 152 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (324 download)

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Download or read book The Worst Book Ever written by Beth Bacon and published by . This book was released on 2018-04-12 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Most bad books are happy hanging out at rummage sales. Not this bad book. Its goal is to be featured on the Banned Books List. Problem is, no one seems to notice¿ until the book teams up with its boisterous readers. Together, the book and its readers shout, sing, and wiggle their way into the attention of a local librarian. Will the book see its cover on the library wall¿ or will it end up in the recycling bin? Full of bold, colorful graphics and laugh-out-loud humor, The Worst Book Ever is another high-lo book for reluctant readers by Beth Bacon. Uses meta-storytelling and interactivity to get kids laughing, wiggling, shouting¿and reading. Ideal for read-alouds, story time, as well as independent reading for beginning to intermediate reluctant readers.

This Book Can Read Your Mind

Author : Susannah Lloyd
Publisher : Frances Lincoln Limited
ISBN 13 : 0711262632
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (112 download)

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Download or read book This Book Can Read Your Mind written by Susannah Lloyd and published by Frances Lincoln Limited. This book was released on 2021-04-20 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You have opened a very special book. This book can do something that has NEVER been achieved before. This book can read your mind. You just need to think of something, but whatever you do, don't think of anything SILLY. You know, like a pink elephant…

That Rule Doesn't Apply to Me!

Author : Julia Cook
Publisher : Boys Town Press
ISBN 13 : 1545721645
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (457 download)

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Download or read book That Rule Doesn't Apply to Me! written by Julia Cook and published by Boys Town Press. This book was released on 2018-01-23 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The rules keep getting in the way of Noodle's fun. Rules for this, rules for that. There are so many rules! Can Noodle be convinced that rules are meant to help, not harm him?

The Book with No Pictures

Author : B. J. Novak
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0803741715
Total Pages : 49 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (37 download)

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Download or read book The Book with No Pictures written by B. J. Novak and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2014-09-30 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A #1 New York Times bestseller, this innovative and wildly funny read-aloud by award-winning humorist/actor B.J. Novak will turn any reader into a comedian—a perfect gift for any special occasion! You might think a book with no pictures seems boring and serious. Except . . . here’s how books work. Everything written on the page has to be said by the person reading it aloud. Even if the words say . . . BLORK. Or BLUURF. Even if the words are a preposterous song about eating ants for breakfast, or just a list of astonishingly goofy sounds like BLAGGITY BLAGGITY and GLIBBITY GLOBBITY. Cleverly irreverent and irresistibly silly, The Book with No Pictures is one that kids will beg to hear again and again. (And parents will be happy to oblige.)

No Boys Allowed

Author : Marilyn Levinson
Publisher : StarWalk Kids Media
ISBN 13 : 1630834106
Total Pages : 124 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (38 download)

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Download or read book No Boys Allowed written by Marilyn Levinson and published by StarWalk Kids Media. This book was released on 2014-06-30 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After her father remarries and moves to another state, eleven-year-old Cassie declares war on all males, including her best friend Bobby. To make matters worse, Great-Uncle Harry moves in with them and soon discovers her secret. What's a girl to do?

No Bears Allowed

Author : Lydia Lukidis
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781732893504
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (935 download)

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Download or read book No Bears Allowed written by Lydia Lukidis and published by . This book was released on 2019-07 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rabbit is afraid of many things, but most of all he's afraid of gigantic, monstery, BEARS! The very nervous Rabbit is soon confronted by his worst fear who appears to be far more interested in making new friends than causing Rabbit any real harm. Despite his apprehension, Rabbit agrees to join his jovial new acquaintance for dinner, but wait a minute . . . is Bear planning to "have" Rabbit for dinner? In this tender story about a very nervous rabbit and a lovable bear, Rabbit discovers that things aren't always as scary as they seem, and sometimes you may just have more in common with others than you think.

Do Not Open This Book

Author : Andy Lee
Publisher : Scholastic Press
ISBN 13 : 9781338668988
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (689 download)

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Download or read book Do Not Open This Book written by Andy Lee and published by Scholastic Press. This book was released on 2020-10-06 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Originally published in Australia by Lake Press Pty Ltd." -- Verso.

No Pets Allowed

Author : Morgan Reed Persun
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781579240776
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (47 download)

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Download or read book No Pets Allowed written by Morgan Reed Persun and published by . This book was released on 1998 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Percy is not allowed to have a pet in his apartment building, but every time he writes a spelling word, a remarkable animal appears in his room.

No, David!

Author : David Shannon
Publisher : Cartwheel Books
ISBN 13 : 9781338299588
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (995 download)

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Download or read book No, David! written by David Shannon and published by Cartwheel Books. This book was released on 2018-08-28 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This brand-new board book celebrates 20 years of the bestselling, Caldecott-winning classic featuring America's favorite trouble maker! Full color.