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Book Synopsis Go the F**k to Sleep by : Adam Mansbach
Download or read book Go the F**k to Sleep written by Adam Mansbach and published by Akashic Books. This book was released on 2011-06-14 with total page 18 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.
Book Synopsis The Going to Bed Book by : Sandra Boynton
Download or read book The Going to Bed Book written by Sandra Boynton and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2004-09 with total page 7 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Boyton's classic bestseller is now available in this lap-sized board book edition. An assortment of animals on a boat take a bath, put on their pajamas, brush their teeth, and exercise before going to bed. Full color.
Download or read book Right Before Sleep written by Miro Tartan and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-02 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The little ones will have so much fun listening and reading this funny rhyme story that takes place right before sleep. Milo and Cat have a very effective sleep routine, but this night, it just doesn't work! They even know a few tricks that helped them quickly fall asleep before. When these tricks won't work - at least not for Milo - it takes a lot of creativity, Cat's magic whiskers, the Know It All book, and a drop of exaggeration to lead Milo to dreamland. ★ Who's going to fall asleep first? Milo, Cat or you? ★ Short extract from the story It was right before sleep, it was already night, But for Milo and Cat, something wasn't quite right! ... "We tried counting sheep and we counted the stars, We even tried counting the distance to Mars." ... "We'll be sleeping in no time; without any doubt. Trust my whiskers," said Cat. "We will figure it out!" ... "This should have some clues, so let's go have a look There's always advice in the KNOW IT ALL book." ...
Book Synopsis It's Kind of a Funny Story by : Ned Vizzini
Download or read book It's Kind of a Funny Story written by Ned Vizzini and published by Disney Electronic Content. This book was released on 2010-09-25 with total page 452 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Like many ambitious New York City teenagers, Craig Gilner sees entry into Manhattan's Executive Pre-Professional High School as the ticket to his future. Determined to succeed at life—which means getting into the right high school to get into the right college to get the right job—Craig studies night and day to ace the entrance exam, and does. That's when things start to get crazy. At his new school, Craig realizes that he isn't brilliant compared to the other kids; he's just average, and maybe not even that. He soon sees his once-perfect future crumbling away.
Book Synopsis Principal Fred Won't Go to Bed by : Carolyn Crimi
Download or read book Principal Fred Won't Go to Bed written by Carolyn Crimi and published by Marshall Cavendish. This book was released on 2010 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At bedtime, Principal Fred's wife, son, and dog help him search for his missing teddy bear so that he can go to sleep.
Book Synopsis Kasey to the Rescue by : Ellen Rogers
Download or read book Kasey to the Rescue written by Ellen Rogers and published by Hyperion. This book was released on 2010-11-02 with total page 188 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a story of how miracles DO happen. How courage and a never-give-up spirit can emerge victorious. How an engaging little monkey helped change a family's life. Ellen Rogers considered herself something of a tragedy snob. The single mother of five believed she could weather any storm, that she could keep her family from harm with fortitude and grace. But nothing could have prepared her for the June 2005 car accident that left her son, Ned--then 22 years old--fighting for his life. Ellen refused to give in to despair. We'll get through this, she told herself. We have to. But love and determination can only go so far, and the road home was fraught with obstacles. Ellen and Ned took comfort in family and friends. And they prayed for a miracle. Miracles happen to those who believe, the saying goes, but who would have believed that one family's "miracle" would weigh in at five pounds sopping wet? Then Helping Hands: Monkey Helpers for the Disabled provided Ned with an affectionate and intelligent service animal with a steadfast devotion to hierarchy, a longing for "spa days," and a craving for Gummi Bears. In other words, a diva. Life with Kasey was yet another challenge for this large and lively family, but they persevered as families do, and in time this wise and sensitive animal did more than help Ned cope with his disabilities--she turned the simple tasks of life into a life worth living. Kasey's astonishing intelligence and compassion brought hope and laughter back to a family facing its greatest challenge, and helped them see the world in a new way.
Download or read book One written by Conrad Williams and published by Random House. This book was released on 2009-04-02 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the United Kingdom, but it's no country you know. No place you ever want to see, even in the howling, shuttered madness of your worst dreams. You survived. One man. You walk because you have to. You have no choice. At the end of this molten road, running along the spine of a burned, battered country, your little boy is either alive or dead. You have to know. You have to find an end to it all. One hope. The sky crawls with venomous cloud and burning red rain. The land is a scorched sprawl of rubble and corpses. Rats have risen from the depths to gorge on the carrion. A glittering dust coats everything and it hides a terrible secret. New horrors are taking root. You walk on. One chance.
Book Synopsis It's Time to Sleep in Your Own Bed by : Lawrence E. Shapiro
Download or read book It's Time to Sleep in Your Own Bed written by Lawrence E. Shapiro and published by New Harbinger Publications. This book was released on 2008 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Alex, a little boy who has always slept in the same bed with his parents, is a little scared when his mom and dad tell him it is time to sleep in his own bed, but with love and encouragement he manages just fine.
Download or read book Go to Bed, Ted! written by Marie Powell and published by Amicus Readers. This book was released on 2016-07-01 with total page 16 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Young readers meet Ted, a boy who refuses to go to bed, while learning words in the -ed word family. Includes word family word bank.
Book Synopsis Time for Bed, Sleepyhead by : Daniel Amen
Download or read book Time for Bed, Sleepyhead written by Daniel Amen and published by . This book was released on 2016 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Written by New York Times bestselling author and renowned psychiatrist Dr. Daniel Amen, this cozy bedtime book uses visualization techniques in the storytelling to encourage a child to stretch and even exhaust their imaginations to help them drift off into peaceful sleep.
Book Synopsis I Am Not Sleepy and I Will Not Go to Bed by : Lauren Child
Download or read book I Am Not Sleepy and I Will Not Go to Bed written by Lauren Child and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2001 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the follow-up to I Will Never Not Ever Eat a Tomato, Charlie helps Lola get ready for bed, despite the tigers, whales, and other animals that serve as obstacles.
Book Synopsis It Was a Cold Dark Night: Band 3/Yellow (Collins Big Cat) by : Tim Hopgood
Download or read book It Was a Cold Dark Night: Band 3/Yellow (Collins Big Cat) written by Tim Hopgood and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2017-11-15 with total page 19 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ned the hedgehog is looking for a home in the cold, dark forest. He needs somewhere warm and cosy to sleep, but all he keeps finding are other creatures' homes: rabbits', foxes', owls', bats'. Will he ever find a snug safe bed of his own? This beautiful book is written and illustrated by award-winning author and illustrator Tim Hopgood.
Book Synopsis Don't Go to Sleep by : Megan Bartley
Download or read book Don't Go to Sleep written by Megan Bartley and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-07-30 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is bedtime a struggle at your house? Does your child fight going to sleep? Have you tried multiple methods for good sleep hygiene and nothing seems to work? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this is the book for you! Author, therapist, and mother, Megan B. Bartley, struggled at bedtime with her daughter for years. She tried multiple techniques and therapies over the years to help her daughter relax and fall asleep easily and quickly. Finally, she developed and practiced a guided meditation with her daughter at bedtime with great success. Her 4-year-old daughter liked it so much she began requesting it at bedtime. Megan wrote down her guided meditation and the result is this book. This light and playful book combines multiple therapeutic and healing techniques to help kids let go of fears and worries that clog their minds at bedtime. It also shifts the energy spent worrying or being afraid. This energy is moved into the body so it can be observed and invited to relax and let go. This mindful book is written in a way to be beneficial for both the child and the parent. Children tune in to their parent's emotions. If mom and dad are stressed or tense at bedtime, their children are likely to be stressed and tense too. This book naturally encourages parents to relax as they are reading the book with the thought that the child will follow their lead. Former Major League Baseball pitcher and dad of three, Erik Schullstrom, illustrated the book. What people are saying... "What a great way to help both parents and children stay connected, calm, and turn bedtimes into a special occasion. Megan brings creativity, playfulness, and teaches parents how to calm themselves and slow down to help their kids feel peaceful at bedtime." "Since working with Megan, I have found myself becoming calmer, more thoughtful and mindful. The processes which Megan has guided me through have been incredibly beneficial for my life and my life situations. I'm in a stressful field of business and her guidance has helped me to take a deep (and mindful) breath!" "If you need direction, help in living a more mindful life, Megan is perfect! She is so insightful and uses many methods to help her clients reach happiness. I would recommend her hands down!" "Megan is such an incredibly knowledgeable, creative thinker who is very solution oriented. She is an open thinker who uses mindfulness training to achieve success with her clients. I am continually impressed with her compassion and insightfulness. Definitely a wise choice!" For more information visit MeganBaylesBartley.com.
Author :Crescent Dragonwagon Publisher :Little, Brown Books for Young Readers ISBN 13 :0316230707 Total Pages :43 pages Book Rating :4.3/5 (162 download)
Book Synopsis All the Awake Animals Are Almost Asleep by : Crescent Dragonwagon
Download or read book All the Awake Animals Are Almost Asleep written by Crescent Dragonwagon and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2012-10-02 with total page 43 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My little one, lay down your head.It's time to doze, it's time for bed.You tell me, "I'm not sleepy now.""Just try," I say. You ask me, "How?" In this lyrical animal ABC book, a mother tries to tuck her child in for the night by telling him about all the awake animals that are getting sleepy. From antlered Antelope to zzz-ing Zebra, this alphabet of animals becomes an exquisite celebration of language and nature, just right for lulling even the most wide-awake little ones into a cozy, soothing slumber.
Book Synopsis Big Enough for a Bed (Sesame Street) by : Random House
Download or read book Big Enough for a Bed (Sesame Street) written by Random House and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2002-10-22 with total page 11 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Elmo is just too big for his crib! He’s finally ready to sleep in a big kid’s bed! It may take a little while, but with his favorite snuggly blanket and his teddy bear, David, by his side, soon Elmo feels comfortable in his new bed.
Book Synopsis I Don't Want to Go to Bed! by : Julie Sykes
Download or read book I Don't Want to Go to Bed! written by Julie Sykes and published by . This book was released on 2013 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A little tiger that hates to go to bed scampers away to visit some animal friends.
Download or read book Spontaneous written by Diana Wagman and published by St. Martin's Press. This book was released on 2011-04-01 with total page 293 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Auntie Ned spontaneously combusts, she leaves behind a pair of smoking orthopedic shoes and a house that she wills to her best friend's daughters. Amy and Gwendolyn are sisters--closer than close--who move into Ned's bungalow and inherit her legacies: a closet full of housedresses, a freezer full of meat, and the passionate flames of unrequited desire. Amy's appetites--for meat, for sex, for getting her way--are ferocious, while Gwendolyn longs for a more normal existence but can't refuse her big sister anything at all. Not the intrusion of Dr. Minor, Professor of Pyrophenomena, who has come to investigate Auntie Ned's death. And not the presence in their bed of Roosevelt, a troubled carpenter whose steamy entanglement with the sisters will either save them all or create a situation that's bound to combust. ...a good Hollywood thriller... as well done as an exercise in flash defrosting. Spontaneous microwaves rather than thaws... - Kirkus Reviews
