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Sorbets and Sailors

Author : Leena Clover
Publisher : Leena Clover
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 70 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Sorbets and Sailors written by Leena Clover and published by Leena Clover. This book was released on 2021-02-07 with total page 70 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Beaches, sunsets and Murder! Middle aged baker turned amateur sleuth Jenny King finds her wits tested when her friend's nephew meets a sticky end. This fast paced cozy mystery novella is a great way to sample the much loved Pelican Cove Cozy Mystery Series. Summer has arrived in Pelican Cove and newly married Jenny King is testing sorbet recipes at the Boardwalk Cafe. Her favorite customer introduces her to his nephew, a young sailor who is home on furlough. In the blink of an eye, the man is found dead and Jenny's friend becomes the top suspect. Can she come to his aid before it is too late? Jenny employs her detective skills to delve in the dead man's past to find a motive. Astonishing secrets are revealed as the locals share anecdotes from his wild youth. Jenny realizes several people, even the local sheriff, had reason to bear a grudge against him. Was it revenge, or plain old greed? With surprises at every corner, Jenny and the Magnolias face a tough challenge as they try to hunt down the killer. If you like cozy mysteries featuring strong female sleuths, small towns, yummy food and friendships that last a lifetime, you will love Sorbets and Sailors. . Fans of the following authors are known to enjoy my books - Wendy Meadows, London Lovett, Ceecee James, Rosie A Point, Carly Winter, Fiona Grace, Stacey Alabaster, Ruth Hartzler, Nic Saint, Mathew Costello, Leighann Dobbs, Samantha Silver, Addison Moore, Joanne Fluke, Donna Andrews, Connie Shelton, Laura Childs, Harper Lin, Patti Larsen, Shea Mcleod, Sam Cheever, Ellie Sax, Stephanie Damore, M C Beaton, Vikki Walton, H Y Hanna, Maddie Day, Ellie Alexander, Barbara Ross, Jenn Mckinlay, P D Workman . Keywords - Cozy mysteries, cozy mystery, murder mystery, cozy mystery books, free cozy mysteries, amateur sleuths, senior sleuths, women sleuths, female detectives, quirky characters, beach reads, beach setting, seaside setting, café owner, bakery, baker, food, foodie, cosy mystery, suspense, gripping, whodunnit, clues, red herrings, twists and turns, page turner, holiday books, small town cozy mystery, cozy mystery pets, cozy mystery humor, culinary cozy mystery, culinary cozy mystery series, diner mystery, midlife, middle aged, romantic sub plot, short story, novella, quick reads

Sail Away Patsy

Author : Leena Clover
Publisher : Leena Clover
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 211 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Sail Away Patsy written by Leena Clover and published by Leena Clover. This book was released on 2024-10-04 with total page 211 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A summer cruise. Horseplay and hijinks. And DEATH on the high seas! Starry eyed intern Meg Butler has embarked on her dream job, only to be thwarted at the first step. No, she didn't mean to poison the guests at the Sail Away party. Her boss thinks otherwise and is ready to send her back home. When a healthy young man is found dead in his cabin, Meg thinks its murder! But who will believe her? Flanked by a motley group of interns and crew members, Meg stumbles her way across Alaska, separating the clues from the red herrings, determined to find the guilty passenger. Meanwhile, things are going wrong across the ship and Meg is blamed for them. Can she save her own neck while hunting down a cold blooded killer? Sail Away Patsy is the first in a humorous, action packed cruise ship cozy mystery series featuring a daredevil amateur sleuth. She speaks before she thinks and can be a bit too smug at times but she gets the job done. Get ready to travel the world with Meg Butler.

Bingo Bashed

Author : Leena Clover
Publisher : Leena Clover
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 198 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Bingo Bashed written by Leena Clover and published by Leena Clover. This book was released on 2024-10-05 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meg Butler sets sail on the Grand Voyager on a luxury world cruise, eager to visit 30 countries before she's 30. But she hasn't planned on running into murder! The ship is hosting a Bingo tournament for the length of the cruise. Several passengers are competing for the grand prize which is rumored to be in six figures. Meg runs into a friendly older man who boasts of being a skilled player. He has developed a fool proof strategy that is guaranteed to win him big money. Meg is warmed by his affectionate manner toward her and feels he is the father figure she has always yearned for. Disaster strikes when Meg's pal drops dead in the middle of a Bingo game. Although the ship authorities declare his death an accident, Meg believes he was murdered. Unfortunately, she is ignored since the man's wife accepts what the security chief says and is ready to move on. But Meg will not give up so easily. Aided by friends old and new, she starts interviewing the suspects, trying hard to find a motive. Was it money, love or revenge? Or something more sinister? Meg risks her own life as she scours every corner of the ship to find the killer. Meanwhile, there are new ports to visit as the ship sails through the picturesque South Pacific. And Meg is nursing a big secret her friends know nothing about. Get ready to take an armchair cruise across the world on the Grand Voyager, with its resident amateur sleuth Meg Butler. If you like cruise mysteries with fearless heroines, high seas adventure, yummy food and a dash of romance, you will love this book.

Muffin But Murder

Author : Victoria Hamilton
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0698143159
Total Pages : 185 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (981 download)

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Download or read book Muffin But Murder written by Victoria Hamilton and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2014-07-01 with total page 185 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Muffin maker Merry Wynter hopes to find a buyer for the castle she’s recently inherited. But when she throws a party to draw interest, she finds someone who’s bought the farm instead… Merry’s career as a New York City stylist has crumbled, but her passion for muffins has helped her rise upstate in Autumn Vale. Everyone in town loves the tasty treats. Still, she would like to return to her glamorous life. Besides, the upkeep of Wynter Castle is expensive, and Merry’s cup isn’t exactly overflowing. So in order to bring some prospective buyers into the mix, Merry whisks together a spooky soiree and decorates the castle with dashes of fabric and a sprinkling of spider webs. Friends new and old are invited, and everyone has a blast. But as the revelers empty out, Merry notices one partygoer who isn’t leaving—or breathing. Now Merry must hurry to unmask a killer before her perfect plans turn into a recipe for disaster…

Bringing Down the Mob

Author : Thomas Reppetto
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 9780805078022
Total Pages : 386 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (78 download)

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Download or read book Bringing Down the Mob written by Thomas Reppetto and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2006-10-31 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this fascinating sequel to "American Mafia," the author follows the mob from its peak into a shadowy period of decline as the government, no longer able to deny its existence, made subduing the Mafia a matter of national priority.

Muffin Top

Author : Tabatha Kiss
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781539164197
Total Pages : 172 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (641 download)

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Download or read book Muffin Top written by Tabatha Kiss and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-10-01 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: She walked into my bakery and my dough wasn't the only thing rising... Long legs, a big chest, and perfect, round buns. I'd give anything to roll with her and that adorable muffin top she's packing. There's just one problem... and that's the Irish mob jerk who thinks he owns her. To hell with that. If she's gonna have a bun in her oven... it's gonna be mine. Muffin Top is action-packed, sinfully steamy, and sure to satisfy your sweet tooth!

Double or Muffin

Author : Victoria Hamilton
Publisher : Beyond The Page
ISBN 13 : 1950461963
Total Pages : 243 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (54 download)

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Download or read book Double or Muffin written by Victoria Hamilton and published by Beyond The Page. This book was released on 2021-02-23 with total page 243 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the new Merry Muffin Mystery, baker Merry Wynter must solve a disturbing crime among opera singers before the culprit decides it’s curtains for her . . . When a reality TV show for aspiring opera singers descends on Wynter Castle, Merry’s got her hands full catering to the endless demands of the distinguished judges and ambitious contestants. Then mysterious rumors about the cast and crew begin to surface, suggesting that some of their performances may be filled with false notes. When a dogged reporter with an eye for scandal who’s been covering the competition is attacked and left for dead, Merry’s determined to discover who orchestrated the heinous deed. Her long list of suspects is filled with eccentric personalities, including a promiscuous tenor known for making unwanted overtures, a pampered young prodigy and her meddlesome mother, and a quiet up-and-comer whose shadowy uncle may have ties to the underworld. As the musical contest and Merry’s investigation near their finale, she’ll have to act fast to keep a conniving contestant from plotting out her final act . . . Praise for the Merry Muffin Mysteries: “[Has] the ingredients for a wonderful cozy mystery series.” —New York Times bestselling author Paige Shelton “A great cozy with varied and interesting characters, nice plot with a few twists, and a good main character . . . Loved it!” —Mysteries and My Musings “Merry Wynter’s character is extremely well-developed . . . This is a great start to a promising new series for cozy mystery fans. Five Stars!” —Goodreads

Death of an English Muffin

Author : Victoria Hamilton
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0425258858
Total Pages : 306 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (252 download)

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Download or read book Death of an English Muffin written by Victoria Hamilton and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2015-07-07 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the national bestselling author of Muffin but Murder, baker Merry Wynter returns with a fresh tray of muffins and a case that has authorities stumped… They say one’s home is one’s castle, but when it comes to Wynter Castle, Merry would like it to belong to someone else. But until a buyer bites, she could use some extra dough, so she decides to take in renters. The idea pans out, and Merry’s able to find a handful of tenants eager to live in a real castle. The only problem is most of them are crumby, tea-swilling old biddies. The Legion of Horrible Ladies, as Merry calls them, is led by the terribly nasty—and fabulously wealthy—Cleta Sanson. The abrasive Englishwoman keeps everyone whipped into a frenzy—until she meets an embarrassing end behind a locked door. Evidence reveals that Cleta was murdered, yet no one is privy to how the deed was done. Merry knows she must quickly find the killer before another of her guests gets greased… INCLUDES DELICIOUS RECIPES!

The Cornbread Mafia

Author : James Higdon
Publisher : Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN 13 : 1493038508
Total Pages : 425 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (93 download)

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Download or read book The Cornbread Mafia written by James Higdon and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2019-05-01 with total page 425 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the summer of 1987, Johnny Boone set out to grow and harvest one of the greatest outdoor marijuana crops in modern times. In doing so, he set into motion a series of events that defined him and his associates as the largest homegrown marijuana syndicate in American history, also known as the Cornbread Mafia. Author James Higdon—whose relationship with Johnny Boone, currently a federal fugitive, made him the first journalist subpoenaed under the Obama administration—takes readers back to the 1970s and ’80s and the clash between federal and local law enforcement and a band of Kentucky farmers with moonshine and pride in their bloodlines. By 1989 the task force assigned to take down men like Johnny Boone had arrested sixty-nine men and one woman from busts on twenty-nine farms in ten states, and seized two hundred tons of pot. Of the seventy individuals arrested, zero talked. How it all went down is a tale of Mafia-style storylines emanating from the Bluegrass State, and populated by Vietnam veterans and weed-loving characters caught up in Tarantino-level violence and heart-breaking altruism. Accompanied by a soundtrack of rock-and-roll and rhythm-and-blues, this work of dogged investigative journalism and history is told by Higdon in action-packed, colorful and riveting detail.

Triple Cross

Author : Brian Freemantle
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 1429974095
Total Pages : 488 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (299 download)

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Download or read book Triple Cross written by Brian Freemantle and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2004-03-19 with total page 488 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Moscow's Organized Crime Bureau chief Dimitri Danilov teams up once more with William Cowley, head of the FBI's Russian desk, their attempt to thwart a unified global mafia makes for Brian Freemantle's most unique and explosive Danilov/Cowley thriller yet. Their mission: to stop the Mafias of the U.S., Russia, and Italy from forming themselves into an organized crime conglomerate with the power to, quite literally, rule the world. Their investigation reaches right into the seat of the U.S. government, when the FBI agent nephew of the House Speaker is blown up in a car bombing. And it becomes very personal indeed when it's proved the Russian capo di tutti i capi was responsible for the murder of Danilov's lover. But before they can begin to solve the crimes, Danilov and Cowley have to get themselves together-their good cop, bad cop command of a multinational investigation team risks disastrous failure when Danilov decides upon personal, murderous retribution for his lover's death. Cowley, himself threatened by the exposure of his near alcoholism and with his career on the line, has no choice but to cross his partner and friend and prevent the Russian's professional suicide. With Triple Cross, Brian Freemantle proves again his mastery of international intrigue and thrills. With double cross after double cross, the mobs stay contemptuously ahead of a pursuit that ventures from America to Moscow to Rome. But will Danilov and Cowley be able to surmount their personal demons and bring the mobsters to justice? They're on the verge of bringing down international crime when Danilov, both in and out of control, springs the Triple Cross.

Master Thieves

Author : Stephen Kurkjian
Publisher : PublicAffairs
ISBN 13 : 1610394240
Total Pages : 273 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (13 download)

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Download or read book Master Thieves written by Stephen Kurkjian and published by PublicAffairs. This book was released on 2015-03-10 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The definitive story of the greatest art theft in history. In a secret meeting in 1981, a low-level Boston thief gave career gangster Ralph Rossetti the tip of a lifetime: the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum was a big score waiting to happen. Though its collections included priceless artworks by Rembrandt, Vermeer, Degas, and others, its security was cheap, mismanaged, and out of date. And now, it seemed, the whole Boston criminal underworld knew it. Nearly a decade passed before the Museum was finally hit. But when it finally happened, the theft quickly became one of the most infamous art heists in history: thirteen works of art valued at up to 500 million, by some of the most famous artists in the world, were taken. The Boston FBI took control of the investigation, but twenty-five years later the case is still unsolved and the artwork is still missing. Stephen Kurkjian, one of the top investigative reporters in the country, has been working this case for over nearly twenty years. In Master Thieves, he sheds new light on some of the Gardner's most abiding mysteries. Why would someone steal these paintings, only to leave them hidden for twenty-five years? And why, if one of the top crime bosses in the city knew about this score in 1981, did the theft happen in 1990? What happened in those intervening years? And what might all this have to do with Boston's notorious gang wars of the 1980s? Kurkjian's reporting is already responsible for some of the biggest breaks in this story, including a meticulous reconstruction of what happened at the Museum that fateful night. Now Master Thieves will reveal the identities of those he believes plotted the heist, the motive for the crime, and the details that the FBI has refused to discuss. Taking you on a journey deep into the gangs of Boston, Kurkjian emerges with the most complete and compelling version of this story ever told.

Organized Crime on Page and Screen

Author : David Geherin
Publisher : McFarland
ISBN 13 : 147669317X
Total Pages : 234 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (766 download)

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Download or read book Organized Crime on Page and Screen written by David Geherin and published by McFarland. This book was released on 2024-10-25 with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Thanks to writers like Mario Puzo, filmmakers like Francis Ford Coppola and Martin Scorsese, and actors like Al Pacino and James Gandolfini, American and Sicilian Mafia characters are well-known figures in contemporary popular culture. Other powerful organized crime groups appearing in popular media include the Neapolitan Camorra and Mexican drug cartels. This book takes a close look at all these examples of organized crime by examining the different ways these organizations and their members have been portrayed in many of our most popular novels, movies, and TV series, and how the gangster figure has evolved from its earliest depictions in a trio of Hollywood films in the 1930s up to the present day.

Trapped

Author : Anna Ray
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 198 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (969 download)

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Download or read book Trapped written by Anna Ray and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-18 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All's fair in love and war, right? But what happens when the line between the two becomes blurred? From the moment I laid eyes on Massimo Accardi, I could feel the spark between us. He's dark, brooding, and more than a little dangerous. But when I wake up trapped in Accardi's house - with him holding me captive as punishment for crimes my father commited - I start to question my sanity. I'm his prisoner. But with him I'm freer than I've ever been. Alessandra Giuliani is not what I was expecting. Instead of a spoiled Mafia Princess, I begin to find common ground with the intelligent, sexy young woman in my care. But I can't just forget how her father brutally murdered my family ten years ago. Will fate force me to choose between love and revenge? With time running out for Massimo and Alessandra, a shock discovery throws everything they thought they knew into doubt. Read on to see if the bond Massimo and Alessandra have forged can withstand the challenges they face.

Marked Man

Author : Archer Mayor
Publisher : Minotaur Books
ISBN 13 : 1250224179
Total Pages : 304 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (52 download)

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Download or read book Marked Man written by Archer Mayor and published by Minotaur Books. This book was released on 2021-10-12 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Archer Mayor's Marked Man, the death of a local millionaire becomes suspicious when Joe Gunther learns that he was not who he claimed. A year ago, local philanthropist and millionaire Nathan Lyon died a natural death in his sprawling mansion, a 150,000 square foot converted mill, surrounded by his loving, attentive family. Or so it seemed at the time. Now Joe Gunther and his Vermont Bureau of Investigation team has discovered that almost nothing about that story was true. Nathan Lyon was actually Nick Bianchi from Providence, Rhode Island. His money came from Mafia-tainted sources. And his family now seems to be dying themselves and their deaths are now revealed to be murders. As Gunther’s team desperately works to uncover what is going on at The Mill, who is responsible and what they are trying to accomplish, Joe himself travels to Rhode Island to look into the original source of the money. While the police are doing their jobs, private investigator Sally Kravitz teams up with reporter Rachel Reiling to expose the truth behind this tangled and expanding web of duplicity, greed, and obsession. Having betrayed many, it’s no surprise that Nathan Lyon was a marked man. But now Gunther has to figure out who, among the many, killed him, and stop them before their killing spree claims another.

Gatekeeper

Author : Philip Shelby
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 0684864762
Total Pages : 329 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (848 download)

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Download or read book Gatekeeper written by Philip Shelby and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 1998-11-23 with total page 329 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gatekeeper features a labyrinthine setting—from the chambers of the American embassy in Paris to the stoops and back alleys of New York City—stocked with characters whose ambition, cunning, and technological sophistication are intolerant of any threat to their conspiratorial will to power. Hollis Freemont has arrived in Paris to begin her job at the American consulate, but her return to Paris forces her to revisit tragedy: the assassination of her parents by a sniper's bullets fifteen years earlier. Hollis, a beautiful young woman, soon attracts the notice of Paul McGann, deputy chief of mission, whose ardent attention to Hollis is matched by his violent temper. Hollis's involvement with McGann leads her into the anals of the clandestine paragovernmental alliances colluding to create a new world order at the expense of certain high-level officials and unfortunate individuals, such as Hollis herself, who stray into the sights of a hired assassin—the Handyman. As she struggles against all odds to elude the Handyman and his colleagues, it becomes evident that she can trust no one, not even those whose confidences she holds most dear. From the opening scene in an assassin's hideout to the stomach-churning climax at the Statue of Liberty, Gatekeeper is electrifying.

Blind Date

Author : Cheryl Anne Porter
Publisher : Harlequin
ISBN 13 : 1460372492
Total Pages : 204 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (63 download)

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Download or read book Blind Date written by Cheryl Anne Porter and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2014-02-15 with total page 204 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first time Joe Rossi met Meg Kendall, they were both half-naked in the men's fitting rooms. She'd been mortified…and he'd been turned on. He figures his chances of running into her again are nil…until he learns she's the blind date his uncle has set up for him. Here is his chance to get to know her better. And this time Joe hopes they'll end up totally naked together.… Meg can't believe her blind date is the gorgeous guy from the mall. How embarrassing! And yet, sort of thrilling, too! Meg has never been the daring type, but she's ready to turn over a new leaf. And when her date with Joe turns into a wild night of excitement and danger, Meg discovers a craving for adventure she hadn't known she possessed. And before long, she's ready to satisfy her craving for Joe, too.…

Of Thee I Zing

Author : Laura Ingraham
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1451642067
Total Pages : 322 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (516 download)

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Download or read book Of Thee I Zing written by Laura Ingraham and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-07-12 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: While Laura Ingraham was walking through a Northern Virginia shopping mall one Saturday afternoon, it all became clear to her. Everywhere she turned, she saw signs of the impending disaster: zombie teens texting each other across a café table; a man having his eyebrows threaded at a kiosk; a fiftyish woman shoe-horned into a tube top and skinny jeans; and a storefront ad featuring a Victoria’s Secret model spilling out of her push-up bra and into the faces of young passersby. Ingraham wondered to herself, “Is this it? Is this what our forefathers fought for? What my parents struggled for? I wonder if Victoria’s Secret is still having that two-for-one sale?” A menacing force surrounds us. We see it, we feel it, we know it. The country we love is in grave peril. While politicians and “experts” prattle on about the debt crisis at home, and terrorism abroad, a more insidious homegrown threat is emerging. It endangers our future and undermines our present. The uncomfortable truth is: We have become our own worst enemy. The culture we have created is now turning on us. We’re on the verge of drowning in our ignorance, arrogance, gluttony . . . can you believe there are only three shots of vanilla in a Caramel Macchiato?!? Now in an act of patriotic intervention the most-listened-to woman in talk radio casts her satirical eye upon all that ails American society. In this sharp-witted, comic romp, Laura Ingraham takes you on a guided tour through ten levels of our cultural hell. You know we’re in trouble when . . . • Airplane seats shrink—just as the passengers expand. • Celebrity baby names go from the peculiar (Apple, Stetson, and Daisy Boo) to the pathetic (Bamboo, Blanket, and Bronx). • People meticulously tend their virtual crops on Farmville, while their children eat takeout. • “Breaking News” usually means it happened yesterday. • The weddings last longer than the marriages. • Facebook has become a verb and reading has become an ancient art form. Of Thee I Zing is cultural commentary too funny to ignore, igniting a national conversation long past due. America, your cultural recovery begins here.