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Book Synopsis How to Survive a Horror Movie by : Seth Grahame-Smith
Download or read book How to Survive a Horror Movie written by Seth Grahame-Smith and published by Quirk Books. This book was released on 2011-05-18 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Written by the screenwriter and producer behind Stephen King’s It, and with an introduction by horror icon Wes Craven (A Nightmare on Elm Street), this is a hilarious must-read for any horror movie fan—and it just might save your life Are you reading this in a cornfield, at a summer camp, or in an abandoned mental institution? Have you noticed that everything is poorly lit, or that music surges every time you open a door? If the answer is yes, you’re probably trapped in a horror movie. But don’t freak out—just read this book! With it you will learn how to overcome every obstacle found in scary films, including: • How to determine what type of horror film you’re trapped in • The five types of slashers and how to defeat them • How to handle killer dolls, murderous automobiles, and other haunted objects • How to deal with alien invasions, zombie apocalypses, and other global threats • What to do if you did something last summer, if your corn has children in it, or if you suspect you’re already dead So don't be afraid: no vampire, zombie horde, cannibal hillbilly, Japanese vengeance ghost, or other horror movie monster can hurt you—as long as you have this book.
Book Synopsis How to Survive Horror Movie 8p by : Seth Grahame-Smith
Download or read book How to Survive Horror Movie 8p written by Seth Grahame-Smith and published by . This book was released on 2007-05-31 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every month or so, a new horror movie hits #1 at the box office no wonder there are dozens of new fright films slated for release in 2007. But if you find yourself trapped in one of these movies, there's no need to be afraid. "How to Survive a Horror Movie" teaches readers how to cope with every kind of horror movie obstacle, from ax-wielding psychopaths to haunted Japanese VHS tapes. Chapters include: How to Survive a Night of Babysitting How to Convince the Skeptical Local Sheriff How to Perform an Exorcism How to Tell If You've Been Dead Since the Beginning of the Movie How to Vanquish a Murderous Doll Full of illustrated instructions on avoiding ghosts, serial killers, haunted cars, murderous pets, telekinetic prom queens, and countless other hazards, "How to Survive a Horror Movie" is essential reading for movie buffs of all ages!
Book Synopsis The Horror Movie Survival Guide by : Matteo Molinari
Download or read book The Horror Movie Survival Guide written by Matteo Molinari and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2001-04-01 with total page 595 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the scream of Psycho to the psycho of Scream, The Horror Movie Survival Guide is your essential source for information on the creatures and monsters that darken your daydreams and stalk your nightmares. Separated into five identifiable categories—aliens, beasts, creations, psychopaths, and the supernatural—each horrific entity is presented with a full description, an overview of unnatural habits, and tips on how to destroy it. This definitive handbook also includes a directory of horror films (So you know where to find your favorite monsters!), thirty photographs of the baddest of the bad, and a list ranking the worst creatures to grace the silver screen by their number of kills. So the next time you’re confronted by the supernatural, the extraterrestrial, or the unclassifiable, look in here for all the facts—and run like hell.
Book Synopsis The Teenager's Guide to Surviving a Horror Film by : Coral Isabella Aurora
Download or read book The Teenager's Guide to Surviving a Horror Film written by Coral Isabella Aurora and published by . This book was released on 2019-06-15 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hello, I am your guide. Your spirit guide.Every year, the haunted Mathswell mansion lures eight teenagers into its depths on Halloween night. As a previous victim cursed to wander the estate, Jacqueline uses her expertise on horror films to guide the newest teens. But there is a problem. No one can hear her sarcastic voice.Keeping eight teens alive shouldn't be hard. But Fannie is addicted to dead languages, Hannah is infatuated with vampires, Jessica is more air than brain, Hal is shallow and greedy, Mandy makes bad life decisions, Aven is in permanent denial, and Lewis likes to feed the wildlife.Finally, there's Jack. He's geeky, handsome, protective, and everything she wants in a boyfriend. She never experienced first love when she was alive. Why does her heart keep longing, when science deems, she doesn't have one? More than anything she wants to save him, she's even willing to fight for him.Following the thirty rules to surviving a horror film, would you survive?
Book Synopsis 50 Plus 10: Horror Movie Survival Tips by : Shawn Cain
Download or read book 50 Plus 10: Horror Movie Survival Tips written by Shawn Cain and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2010-06-16 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You wake up stranded in a run-down camp, abandoned hospital, or other creepy non-populated area. Your friends may be there, but they're just as clueless, if not more. Someone makes a joke about something immoral and a sports gear wearing giant with a large impaling device appears. It is right then and there you realize that you are in some serious trouble...Are you prepared?...Are you sure?There is no need to worry because you have now discovered the answer to your desperate calls for help. Sure, it isn't a weapon or a map, but it can still be of assistance!Inside this book lies 50 Tips for surviving a horror movie situation along with 10 added 'specific' tips all provided so that you can find your way to safety*.So pay attention and bring your smile...while you still have it. However, you're on your own in the sequel.
Book Synopsis How to Survive a Horror Movie by : Scarlett Dunmore
Download or read book How to Survive a Horror Movie written by Scarlett Dunmore and published by . This book was released on 2024 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Horror enthusiast Charley is determined to keep a low profile at her new school, until someone starts killing off her senior class - and the ghosts of her former classmates are adamant that she solves their murders... [Bokinfo].
Book Synopsis Horror Movie Survival Guide by : Matteo Molinari
Download or read book Horror Movie Survival Guide written by Matteo Molinari and published by . This book was released on 2001 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis How to Make a Horror Movie and Survive by : Craig DiLouie
Download or read book How to Make a Horror Movie and Survive written by Craig DiLouie and published by Redhook. This book was released on 2024-06-18 with total page 358 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Bram Stoker Award‑nominated author Craig DiLouie comes a darkly humorous horror novel that sees a famous 80s slasher director set out to shoot the most terrifying horror movie ever made using an occult camera that might be (and probably is) demonic. Horror isn't horror unless it's real. Max Maurey should be on top of the world. He's a famous horror director. Actors love him. Hollywood needs him. He's making money hand over fist. But it's the 80s, and he's directing cheap slashers for audiences who only crave more blood, not real art. Not real horror. And Max's slimy producer refuses to fund any of his new ideas. Sally Priest dreams of being the Final Girl. She knows she's got what it takes to score the lead role, even if she's only been cast in small parts so far. When Sally meets Max at his latest wrap party, she sets out to impress him and prove her scream queen prowess. But when Max discovers an old camera that filmed a very real Hollywood horror, he knows that he has to use this camera for his next movie. The only problem is that it came with a cryptic warning and sometimes wails. By the time Max discovers the true evil lying within, he's already dead set on finishing the scariest movie ever put to film, and like it or not, it's Sally's time to shine as the Final Girl.
Book Synopsis The Rules to Survive a Slasher Movie by : Daniel Viglietti
Download or read book The Rules to Survive a Slasher Movie written by Daniel Viglietti and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2019-11-11 with total page 70 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: So you've run over somebody and now someone is back for revenge? Or you're at a summer camp and your friends have 'mysteriously' disappeared? Or maybe there's a random guy in a costume coming after you for an unexplained crazy motive? If this is you, then that means you're in a slasher movie. If you're in this terrifying situation, then you need to know the basics" 1. Don't drink or do drugs 2. Don't have sex 3. Never, EVER, say, ""I'll be right back"" But that's not everything. You're going to need to know a lot more if you plan on being in the back of the ambulance at the end of the credits. And that's what I'm here to help with.
Book Synopsis Teenagers Guide to Surviving a Horror Movie by : Brad Shaw
Download or read book Teenagers Guide to Surviving a Horror Movie written by Brad Shaw and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-15 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When two narrators get together after they walking out of a horror movie that one was truly disappointed in because it didn't make, "In real life it would never happen like that!" They decide to say all of the things and do all of the things true horror movie lovers have said and done- and they promise to get it right. The scene goes into a series of vignettes addressing the different ways that they would survive every kind of horror movie. From the Cheerleader in the Woods, The Horror Movie Game Show to what would William Shakespeare do, these two narrators take us on a ride of action and comedy that should leave the audience laughing and thinking if they found themselves in the same situation what would they do? Would you run towards the only house in the empty field with the creepy family on the porch? How would you kill the giant spider or the werewolf? In this think on your feet comedy tour of horror be prepared for the unthinkable¿as you should in any good horror movie. (The narrators may be any gender.)
Book Synopsis The Scream Queen's Survival Guide by : Meredith O'Hayre
Download or read book The Scream Queen's Survival Guide written by Meredith O'Hayre and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-08-18 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Horror movie fans know: danger lurks around every corner, locker room, and strange new neighbor. And as every slasher addict knows, the last known survivor is always The Scream Queen. In this guide, youÆll learn 150 life-or-death lessons that Jamie Lee, Neve, and Jennifer Love learned on screen--without the pain of dismemberment. You owe it to yourself to master the scream queenÆs rules of survival, including: Be wary of days that begin "much like any other" (itÆs all downhill from there) Keep that playlist light (no one ever got axed while cuttinÆ Footloose) Reconsider that roadtrip (or else end up at the mercy of a creepy tow truck driver) Keep away from small-town law enforcement (the rent-a-cop always dies) Featuring little-known trivia and favorite moments from dozens of the most well-known and scariest movies of all time, this is one survival guide horror fans are sure to die without.
Book Synopsis Surviving the Dead by : Howard J. Ford
Download or read book Surviving the Dead written by Howard J. Ford and published by . This book was released on 2012-04 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Now a highly acclaimed and successful movie 'The Dead', this blow-by-blow account of it's making by award-winning film director Howard J Ford takes you on a harrowing but often hilarious journey from suburban England across Africa as the cast and crew face more horror than any fictional script could possibly contain, including near death from Malaria, knifepoint muggings, police corruption, tornado's, real-life cannibals and sacrificial killings! Illustrated with many behind-the-scenes photos from the shoot and packed with gleefully cynical insights on the shady film business itself, it's a compelling true story of survival whether you're a film buff or not! About the Author Howard J Ford is an award-winning British film director who's most recent movie 'The Dead' became one of America's best selling Blue Ray & DVD genre films of 2012 following its worldwide theatrical release. Howard began making short films aged just 13 and directed his first feature film at 21. He has also directed well over 150 TV commercials for many high profile clients and has been a guest speaker at numerous venue's across the world from festivals, film schools and even Harvard.
Book Synopsis The Horror Movie Manual by : Killian H Gore
Download or read book The Horror Movie Manual written by Killian H Gore and published by . This book was released on 2020-02-02 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Join your horror host Killian H. Gore on a hellish road trip through the dark landscape of horror movies! Taking in much-loved horror film characters, places, monsters, props, killers, locations. Everything you did and didn't know! All chronicled and explained with a dash of Mr. Gore's zany graveside humor. BEER - The favorite drink of most teens in slasher movies. Drinking it usually leads to imminent death. CASTLE ROCK - The name of a fictional town featured in many Stephen King books and film adaptations. Not an ideal place to live. ROADKILL - A dead animal on the road, often seen at the beginning of a horror movie to let you know that bad things are about to happen. Also features the terrifying short story, The Demon of Heritage, presented in its fully uncut form. Praise for Killian H. Gore: "Books for the obsessive horror fan. You are doing an excellent job. Keep writing!" JOHN LANDIS PLEASE NOTE - THIS BOOK WAS FIRST PUBLISHED AS THE HORROR MOVIE DICTIONARY IN 2019
Book Synopsis Directors Cut Survival Horror by : David F. Claxton, III
Download or read book Directors Cut Survival Horror written by David F. Claxton, III and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-07-29 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Remember the last time you watched a good horror movie? Do you remember saying, "Don't go in there" and then calling the person on the screen an idiot for not listening to you? Now with the new Directors Cut Survival Horror survival system you get to be the character on the big screen. Will you go through that door alone? Will you pick up the gun on the floor or run? These are questions you will get to answer while the killer comes after your character. Nightmares await you within the realms of Crispy Zombie's first chapter in the Directors Cut Survival Horror survival system. You are in charge of your character's fate. Can you survive? The Director sits in front of you, a wicked smile on her face. "The killer opens the door and is standing right in front of you. He is wearing a shiny black tuxedo and a top hat. He brandishes a butcher knife that catches the moonlight coming in from the window, casting an eerie flash of light onto your chest. You feel your heart beating. The killer did not know you were here and is as surprised as you." The Director pauses and leans forward on her hands. Her smile disappears for a moment. "What do you do?" She asks. Directors Cut Survival Horror is a horror survival role-playing game. Inside its pages are: Simplified character creation system, Core rules for playing and Directing, Full list of tools crucial for your character's survival or demise, Character sheets, Item Damage table, Loss of Points table, and more!
Book Synopsis The Evolution of the "Final Girl" in the Movie "You’re Next". Women in Horror Movies by : Melanie Höpfler
Download or read book The Evolution of the "Final Girl" in the Movie "You’re Next". Women in Horror Movies written by Melanie Höpfler and published by GRIN Verlag. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 22 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Seminar paper from the year 2019 in the subject Film Science, grade: 1,3, University of Regensburg, course: Final Girl. Frauen im Horrorfilm, language: English, abstract: This paper serves the purpose of presenting the evolution of the "Final Girl" into the "Final Woman", with special focus on the newly developed characteristics. It defines the horror genre and its subgenres. Furthermore, a precise definition of the "Final Girl" is given, explaining all the details on how to define the term. The term "Final Girl" has been underlying specific changes over the past decades. Certain films, for instance, "You’re Next" (USA/UK 2011) were decisive to define a new term. These changes are massive and lead to the assumption that the "Final Girl" has finally evolved into something new.
Book Synopsis Survive the Movie Plot: Real Folks' Survival Guide for Horror, Sci-Fi and Thrillers by : K. Hawkins
Download or read book Survive the Movie Plot: Real Folks' Survival Guide for Horror, Sci-Fi and Thrillers written by K. Hawkins and published by . This book was released on 2011-05-06 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Vampire attacks, space aliens, mad scientists, giant ants, monsters and other scary encounters that you can survive with the help of this survival guide.Let's face it, ordinary folks in movies are usually crushed, blown-up, experimented on, massacred, eaten, bludgeoned, or electrocuted in movies before the tardy hero arrives.Because movies can reflect reality, no creature nor situation should be considered too bizarre.This book contains information presented with humor that may one day be found useful to you.Real folks have survival rights, too!Print Length: 106 pagesPhotos from classic B-movies are included.
Book Synopsis The Cabin in the Woods: The Official Visual Companion by : Joss Whedon
Download or read book The Cabin in the Woods: The Official Visual Companion written by Joss Whedon and published by Titan Books (US, CA). This book was released on 2012-04-17 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Joss Whedon, the creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and Drew Goddard, writer of the monster movie phenomenon Cloverfield, comes the horror film to end all horror films! The details of the plot are a closely guarded secret, though Joss himself has described it as “a straight-up, balls-out, really terrifying horror movie,” adding,"it is not just a slasher in the woods. It's a little more complicated than that..." All will be revealed in the Official Visual Companion, featuring in-depth interviews, the full screenplay by Whedon and Goddard, stunning production art, and hundreds of color photos!
