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Grumpy Trumpy

Author : Stacey Russo
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781651757888
Total Pages : 24 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (578 download)

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Download or read book Grumpy Trumpy written by Stacey Russo and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-27 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you were walking down the road and saw Donald Trump, what would you notice? Follow the missteps of our phony baloney, wishy-washy, frumpy dumpy president with a cleverly illustrated and worded picture book. Inspired by the beloved Wonky Donkey, but not written by or endorsed by its author, this parody is aimed at an adult audience (though parents who have chosen to read these books to their children have enjoyed them as well). A portion of the proceeds is being donated to the International Rescue Committee, to help refugees get supplies, girls attend school, etc. This author is exercising her first amendment right to criticize the current administration and using her voice to do something and help others. This book is not an attempt to 'brainwash' or teach hatred and the author has been sure to avoid some of 45's more offensive terminology. Trump fans will not find this amusing at all; mostly everyone else will. Sometimes the truth hurts. Life's too short and the political climate has been too tense. Laughter is the best medicine.

Grumpy Trumpy

Author : E. Meehan
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781720207290
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (72 download)

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Download or read book Grumpy Trumpy written by E. Meehan and published by . This book was released on 2018-09-10 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Journaling is One of the Best Activities for any age. This journal features tons of room inside for writing notes, doodling, drawings and ideas. It can be used as a notebook, journal or small composition book for school, home or work. This paperback journal is 6" x 9" and has 100 pages that is lined ruled. Great Gift Ideas for: Stocking Stuffers & Gift Baskets, Birthday & Christmas Gifts, Graduation & End of School Year Gifts, Summer Travel & Vacations, Teacher Gifts, Art Journals and Doodle Diaries.

50 Short Stories

Author : Martin Lundqvist
Publisher : Martin Lundqvist
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 296 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book 50 Short Stories written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on with total page 296 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This anthology consists of fifty stories, which are separated into four series as well as independent stories. The serialised short stories are: The Dating Mishaps of the Luckless Lawyer (humour, 8 stories), which follows the successful lawyer Geoffrey, as he goes on a series of absurd dates. Will Geoffrey end the vicious cycle by confronting the author? The Peculiar Quests of Australia's Greatest Spy (Espionage/ humour. 13 stories) is a collection of stories about Pond, Jared Pond, who is the goofy and failure-ridden Australian version of James Bond. Jared travels the world and keep failing while carrying out frivolous missions for the Australian Prime Minister Scurry Morrissette. Will Jared reach his goal of becoming the greatest agent Australia has ever seen? The Marvellous Adventures of the Quirky Space Chef (Juvenile/Young Adult Science Fantasy. 6 stories) follows the chef Diah Lubis as she travels through time and space to master the best dishes in the world for Princess Irulan Ramahandran. However, time travel has consequences that alter the present. Will Diah become the best space chef on the Europa Moon? Fiona's Dream Adventures (Juvenile fiction/ time travel. 8 stories.) follows the dreamy girl Fiona, who experiences vivid dreams where she meets historical persons and visit fantasy kingdoms. Will Fiona's dreams teach her about life? Miscellaneous Stories (All genres. 15 stories.) These Stories are not serialised, and they can be about anything between heaven and earth. The serialised stories are also available as their own books, in a magazine format with pictures. Please search for these titles if you are interested.

10 Short Stories Volume 1

Author : Martin Lundqvist
Publisher : Martin Lundqvist
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 54 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book 10 Short Stories Volume 1 written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on 2021-02-16 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Anthology contains the following short stories: The Dinner at Darkwood Mansion Keila halts the Terran drug smugglers in the year 2869. Daydreaming in the shoe shop. The Escargot Conspiracy. How I met your mother (and almost got arrested for murder). The Snailkeeper at Lupusserra. The Cathedral Date. The Clinic Murders. The Golden Duck Dinner. The Escape from the Tang Emperor.

The Marvollous Adventures of the Quirky Space Chef

Author : Martin Lundqvist
Publisher : Martin Lundqvist
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 69 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Marvollous Adventures of the Quirky Space Chef written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on with total page 69 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Possessing a portable wormhole generator, Diah Lubis travels through time and space to make the most delicious dishes ever created. Will Diah achieve her ultimate dreams? It is the year 2192, and Diah Lubis is the personal chef of Princess Irulan Ramahandran of the Malaysian Space Empire. Equipped with a portable wormhole generator, Diah travels through time and space to learn how to make the universe's best and most exotic dishes. During her quest, Diah encounters dragons, trolls, and changing timelines. Will Diah and her loyal friend, Finkerbelle the Mother Fairy, succeed with their quests?

Trumpy The Monster

Author : Michelle Starbard
Publisher : Blurb
ISBN 13 : 9780464299981
Total Pages : 28 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (999 download)

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Download or read book Trumpy The Monster written by Michelle Starbard and published by Blurb. This book was released on 2019-09-07 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Trumpy is a badly behaved monster that lives in a cave with his dog named Louise. He enjoys going to town each week to frighten whoever he meets. Will the townspeople help grumpy Trumpy learn some manners? Trumpy the Monster reminds us all to be kind and that helping others is the right thing to do.

The Wonky Donkey

Author : Craig Smith
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
ISBN 13 : 0545261244
Total Pages : 26 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (452 download)

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Download or read book The Wonky Donkey written by Craig Smith and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2010 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids will love this cumulative and hysterical read-aloud that features a free downloadable song "I was walking down the road and I saw... a donkey, Hee Haw And he only had three legs He was a wonky donkey." Children will be in fits of laughter with this perfect read-aloud tale of an endearing donkey. By the book's final page, readers end up with a spunky hanky-panky cranky stinky-dinky lanky honky-tonky winky wonky donkey Download the free song at www.scholastic.com/wonkydonkey.

Snowed in with Grumpy

Author : Olivia Noble
Publisher : ThunderWords
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 239 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Snowed in with Grumpy written by Olivia Noble and published by ThunderWords. This book was released on 2021-12-21 with total page 239 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: They say he’s so grumpy that he never speaks. He only growls. I’m not intimidated. My boss sent me to deep backwoods Vermont to get Garland McGrumpypants—I mean McGuinty, to sell some of his lucrative landholdings on Silver Mountain. And I NEED this commission. McGrumpy only likes kids, animals, and his giant axe… he definitely doesn’t like me. When our meeting goes horribly wrong, and an avalanche causes my car to be nearly crushed under a pile of snow… I’m rescued by the massive hermit himself. No cell service, no road access, no escape. I am STUCK with Grumpy, and this Christmas couldn’t get any worse! Garland Her name is Ava, and she’s the unluckiest woman I’ve ever met. She spills every drink she touches all over herself, she trips over her shadow… and somehow, when she comes around, the whole mountain falls apart. So why do I have a strange urge to protect her and take care of her? Damn this crazy woman. She will be the death of me. A sweet and steamy holiday romance with a guaranteed HEA! Slow burn, over the top, laugh out loud romantic comedy. Themes: mountain man romance, forced proximity, billionaire romance, enemies to lovers, age gap romance, contemporary romance, romantic comedy, steamy romantic suspense, strong heroine, dominant alpha male, free, freebie, dangerous romance, sensual romance, sassy heroine, romance novels for women, romance novels free, contemporary adult romance, adult romance books, rich hero, wealthy hero, American heroine, love story, happily ever after, happy ever after, contemporary romance and sex, true love, romance billionaire series, sexy romance, new adult romance, romance and drama, snowed in romance, grumpy boss romance, small town steamy romance, office romance, fun flirty reads, holiday romance, workplace romantic comedy, spicy romance. For fans of: Lexy Timms, Skye Warren, Kennedy Fox, Melanie Harlow, Penelope Ward, M. S. Parker, Cassie Mint, Piper Rayne, Elle Kennedy, Anna Todd, Ayla Asher, Sofia T Summers, Emma Slate, Ava Gray, Louise Bay, Elle James, Hannah Grace, Tessa Bailey, J.S. Scott, Ellis O. Day, Aleatha Romig.

Ubuntu

Author : Vuyiswa Nodada
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1664116389
Total Pages : 124 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (641 download)

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Download or read book Ubuntu written by Vuyiswa Nodada and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2021-12-23 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The aim of this book is to inspire readers to be social agents of what the author calls: a “new” virtuous cycle. This book reveals in the most creative of ways, the beautiful mystery, the eternal secret of life, the missing glue for social cohesion, the great philosophy called Ubuntu. The portrait of Ubuntu painted on its pages leaves no room for this concept to be the next generation’s figment of imagination. This is done by means of poetry proven to be fluid and crafted effortlessly. Like any imperative, the discourse is urgent. To say this book is a must read would be an understatement. It leaves the reader enlightened and feeling well travelled.

Whose Boat Is This Boat?

Author : The Staff of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 198212119X
Total Pages : 26 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (821 download)

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Download or read book Whose Boat Is This Boat? written by The Staff of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-11-06 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 100% of The Late Show’s proceeds from this book go to hurricane relief. Whose Boat Is This Boat? Comments That Don’t Help in the Aftermath of a Hurricane is a picture book made entirely of quotations from President Donald Trump in the wake of Hurricane Florence. It is the first children’s book that demonstrates what not to say after a natural disaster. On September 19, 2018, Donald Trump paid a visit to New Bern, North Carolina, one of the towns ravaged by Hurricane Florence. It was there he showed deep concern for a boat that washed ashore. “At least you got a nice boat out of the deal,” said President Trump to hurricane victims. “Have a good time!” he told them. The only way his comments would be appropriate is in the context of a children’s book—and now you can experience them that way, thanks to the staff of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. Whose Boat Is This Boat? is an excellent teaching tool for readers of all ages who enjoy learning about empathy by process of elimination. Have a good time!

The Adventures of Long Arm 1: The Adventures of Long Arm

Author : Sam Nixon
Publisher : Scholastic UK
ISBN 13 : 1407161105
Total Pages : 163 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (71 download)

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Download or read book The Adventures of Long Arm 1: The Adventures of Long Arm written by Sam Nixon and published by Scholastic UK. This book was released on 2015-07-02 with total page 163 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A new superhero's in town in this laugh-out-loud new adventure from children's TV presenters Sam and Mark! Ricky is always in trouble and is given the worse punishment ever - cleaning the staff toilet! But then something VERY strange happens! His arm gets sucked into the U-bend and when he takes it out again, it's many times its normal length...

Goodnight Trump

Author : Erich Origen
Publisher : Little, Brown
ISBN 13 : 031653112X
Total Pages : 94 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (165 download)

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Download or read book Goodnight Trump written by Erich Origen and published by Little, Brown. This book was released on 2018-11-13 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Say goodnight to America's manchild-in-chief with this bestselling and wickedly funny parody. In the very classy room There was a golden mirror And a silver spoon And a broadcast of -- A half-baked story from a fake newsroom . . . Goodnight Trump opens in the very classy golden bedroom of the White House, where it is bedtime for the 45th President of the United States. Readers can encourage this very stable genius to bid goodnight to some of his favorite treasures: a drawer overflowing with subpoenas, a Russian nesting doll that opens page by page to reveal a secret message, a thriving swamp just outside his window, and much more. Turn out the lights on Trump's America with this hilarious yet poignant call to action.

If You Give a Pig the White House

Author : Faye Kanouse
Publisher : Castle Point Books
ISBN 13 : 1250256429
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (52 download)

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Download or read book If You Give a Pig the White House written by Faye Kanouse and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A coiffed and blustery pig has shoved his way into the White House! A cleverly worded and illustrated picture book, this is the adult parody of the beloved children’s cautionary tale, If You Give a Pig a Pancake. Watch in dismay as the presidential pig gets into trouble, binges on too much Fox News and fast food, and cavalierly threatens national security. If You Give a Pig the White House both lovingly caricatures the original children's book series and shows just what can happen when a greedy anti-hero tracks his hooves all over America.

Trump, Corona Virus, Biden: How It All Happened

Author : Peter J. Rolls
Publisher : Fulton Books, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1638609349
Total Pages : 232 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (386 download)

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Download or read book Trump, Corona Virus, Biden: How It All Happened written by Peter J. Rolls and published by Fulton Books, Inc.. This book was released on 2022-09-27 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: TRUMP, CORONAVIRUS, BIDEN: HOW IT ALL HAPPENED Hard to believe, but it's all true! This book follows Trump's month-by-month bungled management of the COVID-19 pandemic and the sometimes tragic, sometimes hilarious blunders he and his cohort make along the way. The main story is interspersed with observations on subjects such as religion in Congress - or perhaps more accurately, the lack of it; Trump's exaggerated wealth claims and his promotion of lunatic treatments for COVID-19. Even the failings of the Senate and the election system don't escape irreverent critical scrutiny. Of course, the farce of Trump's second impeachment trial and the disgrace of the siege on the Capitol are covered, as are the events surrounding the tragic death of George Floyd and the subsequent murder trial. But rest assured, a sense of humor is never far away as roastings of Ted Cruz, Lindsey Graham, Rudy Giuliani and many others, are regularly delivered to ensure a smile is never far from your face. All in all, this is a highly entertaining yet absorbing personal insight into a truly historical eighteen-month period in America's history.

A Confederacy of Dumptys

Author : John Lithgow
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1797209515
Total Pages : 114 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (972 download)

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Download or read book A Confederacy of Dumptys written by John Lithgow and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2021-10-05 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The next book in John Lithgow's New York Times bestselling series Following the success of New York Times bestsellers Dumpty and Trumpty Dumpty Wanted a Crown, award-winning actor, author, and illustrator John Lithgow presents the third book in his runaway hit series. A Confederacy of Dumptys takes us through a history of twenty-five "American Scoundrels" in this all-new collection of Lithgow's satirical poems and illustrations. While the Trump Era was rife with corruption and abuse of power, it was nothing new. Through Lithgow's cutting humor, you will read about a rogues' gallery of villains that came before Donald J. Trump, powerful men and women who were corrupt, venal, criminal, adulterous, racist, or just plain disgusting. With dark and lyrical stories from across American history, you will learn about long-forgotten figures and bad actors of today, including the first Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, the perpetrator of 19th century women's pyramid schemes, and participants in both the Watergate scandal and the Capitol insurrection. Trump and Nixon show up, of course, but also Leona Helmsley, Boss Tweed, Typhoid Mary, Newt Gingrich, Ted Cruz, and many more. Skipping through time, and delivered with classic Lithgow wit and style, A Confederacy of Dumptys is an exuberant reminder of how not to repeat history. Digital audio edition read by the author. The perfect book for: • Political satire fans—viewers of The Daily Show with Trevor Noah, Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, and The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. • American history buffs and trivia enthusiasts—readers of Jon's Stewart's America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction and Josh Clark's Stuff You Should Know: An Incomplete Compendium of Mostly Interesting Things. • Poetry, art, and illustration aficionados.

Seducing My Guardian

Author : Katee Robert
Publisher : Trinkets and Tales LLC
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 135 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Seducing My Guardian written by Katee Robert and published by Trinkets and Tales LLC. This book was released on 2021-03-22 with total page 135 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On the night my parents die, I meet a sexy stranger who tells me he’s my new guardian. Before I can as much as blink, he ships me off to boarding school and then ignores me for three years…until he shows up on my nineteenth birthday to save me from myself. For six years, that’s his routine. Show up on my birthday. Save me. Tempt me. And then send me on my way when the chemistry between us sizzles too hot. That all ends tonight. I’m twenty-five and at midnight I gain control of my trust fund. After this, I never have to see Devan again and he’ll no longer drive me wild with his devastating dominance. This year, all I want for my birthday is twenty-four hours with my guardian. After nine years of taboo desire and built-up lust, I have a lot of unfulfilled fantasies to act out.

Gomer the Gassy Goat

Author : Hayley Rose
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781950842230
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (422 download)

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Download or read book Gomer the Gassy Goat written by Hayley Rose and published by . This book was released on 2022-07-31 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids and adults alike will love this hysterical, tongue-twisting read-aloud about a goat who farts A LOT!Whether he is making silly faces or farting during goat yoga, Gomer the Gassy Goat will have you laughing out loud before you can say,"Trendy-bendy, nosy, noisy, smiley, smelly, classy, silly, sassy, gassy goat!"Fun goat facts included.