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Good Mums Let You Lick The Beaters
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Book Synopsis Good Mums Let You Lick The Beaters by : Tricori Journal
Download or read book Good Mums Let You Lick The Beaters written by Tricori Journal and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-31 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A perfect gift for any mom. Even if she has to buy it herself, This cool designed, good mums let you lick the beaters, great mums turn them off first! is a special place for moms to record the most significant remembrances of their lives.
Book Synopsis The Illustrated Dictionary of Snark by : Lawrence Dorfman
Download or read book The Illustrated Dictionary of Snark written by Lawrence Dorfman and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-09-01 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do Dorothy Parker, Groucho Marx, H. L. Mencken, Oscar Wilde, Robert Benchley, George Bernard Shaw, Jules Feiffer, Bill Hicks, Bill Maher, Phyllis Diller, Édith Piaf, W. C. Fields, Mark Twain, Voltaire, Charles Bukowski, and countless others have in common? Not a thing, other than each was a brilliantly snarky wit and all are included in this compendium of the original snark handbooks. Hear wit, sarcasm, and offhanded comments from: The Snark Handbook: A Reference Guide to Verbal Sparring The Snark Handbook: Insult Edition The Snark Handbook: Sex Edition Snark! The Herald Angels Sing The Snark Handbook: Politics and Government Edition The Snark Handbook: Clichés Edition The Snark Handbook: Parenting Edition Isn’t that enough!?!? A minor literary success (beloved by both minors and miners), the snark handbooks have cemented their position in the literary world, high atop toilet seats everywhere. Now in one great big edition, this lofty tome promises to fulfill the need to chuckle, guffaw, titter, groan, and belly laugh as readers dip in and out of the great minds in literature, comedy, movies, music, and more. Proceed with caution.
Book Synopsis That’S the Way It Is by : Molly Stringer
Download or read book That’S the Way It Is written by Molly Stringer and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2016-03-23 with total page 385 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Memories flood my mind as I reminisce how my journey has been a lifetime of happenings that speak to my soul with lessons that can be applied to our daily lives. These memories are conjured up at odd and, sometimes, inconvenient times. As I sat in church last Sunday and the pastor began his message, my mind captured a thought of bygone days that spoke loud and clear to my mind, and I scrambled in my bag for a pen and paper to put my thoughts down. Brother Tim must have thought he had really said something profound, and he did, but I did not write that down. It is my hope that all who read my memories and the lessons that I glean from them will take them to heart and identify with them and feel happiness, insight, and perhaps laughter as they share my memories and truths.
Book Synopsis Protecting Her Heart by : Jen Peters
Download or read book Protecting Her Heart written by Jen Peters and published by Blue Lily Books. This book was released on 2020-06-25 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Protecting the town is at the top of his list, but nobody warned him to protect his heart. Officer Javier Gonzales has always been a no-nonsense cop, watching over McCormick’s Creek on duty and off. His bravery falters, though, when it comes to telling Shauna that his feelings aren’t so platonic anymore. Warm-hearted, fun-loving Shauna Hart spends her mornings making cappucinos and her afternoons mentoring at-risk teens. She’s given up on finding love in her small town, and Javi’s almost-kiss leaves her surprised and confused. When a troubled teen puts Javi and Shauna on opposite sides of the law, will conflicting beliefs ruin any hope of love? Trusting His Heart (Cat & Justin) Finding Her Heart (Ree & Mitch) Safe in His Heart (Robin & Cliff) Stealing His Heart (Raine & Brandt) The Christmas Key to Her Heart (Nora & Forrest) Protecting Her Heart (Javi & Shauna)
Book Synopsis Wit and Wisdom of Mothers, Classic & Contemporary Quotes on Motherhood by : Lauren Benson
Download or read book Wit and Wisdom of Mothers, Classic & Contemporary Quotes on Motherhood written by Lauren Benson and published by Hallmark Cards, Inc.. This book was released on 2005 with total page 188 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis This Is as Good as It Gets by : N. K. Beckley
Download or read book This Is as Good as It Gets written by N. K. Beckley and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2017-11-14 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Is as Good as It Gets is the sixth book that I have written for Xlibris. It introduces some new main characters to the readerYa Ya, Carolyn, Terry, Mindy, Peter, Mark, and their classmates at school in suburban Philadelphia in the 1960s. It tells the story of how my brothers and I found out our mother had MS and how we dealt with it during our school years and also later in life. This book is an interactive one and also teaches how to put together a science fair for an elementary school. This book also teaches some important family values both in the 1960s and today. I hope all my readers enjoy this book as much as I did writing it. N. K. Beckley
Book Synopsis Ericka's Story by : Minister Kelley D. Gulley
Download or read book Ericka's Story written by Minister Kelley D. Gulley and published by Xulon Press. This book was released on 2012-05 with total page 314 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Reading Ericka's Story was one of the hardest things I have ever done. There were times when I had to stop reading, because I could not stop crying. I don't know if it was my own pain or the pain I felt for you, Dominic and Racquel. Reading the book helped me understand why it was so difficult for you to write. The purpose of the book is compelling. In my view, it admonishes parents who have children with life threatening diseases to bond with family and others in their social networks and especially God to help them through all of the uncertainty and pain that they will experience. The book does a wonderful job of capturing the feelings of all of the people in your lives and the roles they played in this drama. It is a premier for all parents with children diagnosed with terminal diseases. Frank Lomax III Ericka's Grandpa Minister Kelley Denise Gulley, MBA is a member of World Conquerors Church in Oakland, California, where she leads the Prayer Warriors Ministry and serves on the Vision in Action Team which works to implement Pastoral initiatives. She is a dynamic facilitator, speaker and teacher who counts it a privilege to have worked in and ministered to people living in low income communities of color across the country and in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Kelley's purpose in life is to bless others. She believes that she has been given gifts, abilities and experiences so that she can be used by God as a transfer point for these gifts to be deposited in the people who cross her path. Kelley is married to her high school sweetheart, Dominic. They have two children Racquel and Dominic, Jr. who you will learn more about in Ericka's Story.
Book Synopsis The Deception Artist by : Fayette Fox
Download or read book The Deception Artist written by Fayette Fox and published by Myriad Editions. This book was released on 2013-05-16 with total page 252 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who needs the truth? Eight-year-old Ivy has a vivid imagination and tells lies so that people will like her. With her brother, Brice, in hospital, life at home feels unsettled and things become even more strained after her father loses his job, along with his sense of purpose. Ivy's parents might divorce and her best friend hates her but, ever creative, she abandons her escapist fantasies and determines to uncover the truth. In this sharp and funny literary debut set in Northern California during the 1980s recession, Fayette Fox delves deep into the dark heart of an ordinary American family - and finds out that make-believe isn't just for kids.
Book Synopsis Mom, this Joke's for You by : Judy Brown
Download or read book Mom, this Joke's for You written by Judy Brown and published by Ronnie Sellers Productions. This book was released on 2004 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Successful editor, comedy writer and author Judy Brown (Joke Soup and Joke Stew), has brought together some of the best one liners about parenthood in thie new book Mom: This Jokes For You. The jokes are written by some of the top comedians of our time, including Rodney Dangerfield, Joan Rivers, George Carlin, Jerry Seinfeld and more. Featuring chapters such as "They Call It Labor For A Reason", this colorful gift/humor books include all the traditional favorite one-liners about pregnancy, new parents, the teenage years and more.
Book Synopsis Confectionately Yours Collection: Books 1-4 by : Lisa Papademetriou
Download or read book Confectionately Yours Collection: Books 1-4 written by Lisa Papademetriou and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2013-10-29 with total page 532 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The entire Confectionately Yours series now bundled for the first time! When the stresses of middle-school life get a bit sour, Hayley's cupcakes usually sweeten the situation. But now that she's dealing with her parents' divorce, battling a bitter ex-BFF, and trying to keep her cool around her crush, there seems to be a little too much salt in her mix. She's going to have to find the perfect recipe to balance her family, her friends, and her crush!
Book Synopsis Greatest Jokes of the Century Book 7 by : Thomas F. Shubnell
Download or read book Greatest Jokes of the Century Book 7 written by Thomas F. Shubnell and published by Thomas F. Shubnell. This book was released on 2008-09-25 with total page 173 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If it is medically possible to "bust a gut," this seventh edition of Greatest Jokes will certainly do it. Guffaws galore. Tremendous titters. Bountiful belly laughs. Serious snickers. Humongous Humor.
Book Synopsis Mom and Me in the Kitchen by : Phyllis Good
Download or read book Mom and Me in the Kitchen written by Phyllis Good and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-01-27 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: So what do you remember about your kitchen as you were growing up? What all went on there besides cooking and dishwashing? Did your mom preside—and how did you know it was her domain? Mom and Me in the Kitchen is filled with choice stories from bestselling cookbook author, Phyllis Pellman Good, along with her selection of stories and memories from the thousands of followers of the Fix-It and Forget-It.com blog and Facebook page. The memories and stories are deliciously entertaining! And they cover these subjects: What mealtime was like in my childhood home. Who cooked. What foods we each anticipated. What happened to picky eaters. Did everyone sit down and eat together? What we talked about. Kitchen accidents and embarrassing moments. Was Mom home? Who was involved. What happened. A special meal that Mom made for me. What was on the menu. Why I'll never forget it. How I learned to cook. It was all because of Mom. Or, it was all because Mom wasn't there. The first meal I made. What I learned never to do again. If I could go back to one time in the kitchen with Mom while I was growing up … What happened. Why that time still stands out to me. Good chance you'll laugh and cry. Guaranteed that you'll revisit your own growing-up kitchen and think about life with your kids in the kitchen. These personal stories and tenderly told memories include choice recipes from some cherished moms! Skyhorse Publishing, along with our Good Books and Arcade imprints, is proud to publish a broad range of cookbooks, including books on juicing, grilling, baking, frying, home brewing and winemaking, slow cookers, and cast iron cooking. We’ve been successful with books on gluten-free cooking, vegetarian and vegan cooking, paleo, raw foods, and more. Our list includes French cooking, Swedish cooking, Austrian and German cooking, Cajun cooking, as well as books on jerky, canning and preserving, peanut butter, meatballs, oil and vinegar, bone broth, and more. While not every title we publish becomes a New York Times bestseller or a national bestseller, we are committed to books on subjects that are sometimes overlooked and to authors whose work might not otherwise find a home.
Download or read book Mom's the Word written by Allen Klein and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-04-08 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Heartwarming and humorous, this tribute to moms of the world gathers the best things anyone ever said about motherhood. From Dolly Parton to Dear Abby to delightful mother daughter duos such as Goldie Hawn and Kate Hudson, women (and a few men) crack wise on the subject of the center of every family, mommie dearest! Mom’s the Word celebrates all motherhood with wise and witty words from the famous (Oprah Winfrey: "Mothers are really the true spiritual leaders.") and the funny (Erma Bombeck: "In general, my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television."). Also included are as well as thoughts that are meaningful (Jewish proverb: "God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.") and memorable (Nora Ephron: "If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters.").
Download or read book Analecta written by Jim Whiting and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2005 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're looking for a trite phrase to describe the essence of this book, try "A trip down memory lane." It might be as apt as any. And Jim Whiting's Analecta fits that mold. His bittersweet telling of a childhood filled with sometimes warm and fuzzy anecdotes may trigger fond memories of your own younger days. The more unpleasant aspects of growing up are also visited here and these tales will have you grateful that your experiences--perhaps similar--are in the past . . . only to be remembered, sometimes painfully. Analecta begins at a critical point in the author's life. He is on the final lap of a solo car journey from upstate New York to Southern California. Six days ago he had left a life that had become routine, comfortable, and very much a part of himself-- in retrospect, perhaps too much so. He would, in a matter of hours be reunited with his wife, who had taken a job a month prior, in Solana Beach. In New York State they had left behind four of five of their grown children and five grandchildren. He also left behind almost twenty-nine years in broadcasting and an overlapping career in cartooning-that's his resume. Flashbacks to his preteen years reveal a kid who shows very early entrepreneurial leanings. He has a tendency to want to "belong" but he has difficulty being at ease in belonging. Whiting touches on the uneasy relationship with his older brother (is that so different from many siblings have?) There are interludes about a twelve-year-old kid getting lost in on his first visit to New York City; a high school girl friend; Navy boot camp; magic in New Orleans; personalities in Radio; poems (some very good-- some not so-- but fun); observations made in classrooms, business offices, and on the tennis court. Don't look for gossip, accusations, or grievances; none of them are in this book. It's definitely not a downer. Returning to Mell Lazarus's Introduction for a final note: "It's a great book! If you're like me, you'll love it. If you're not like me, you'll love it."
Book Synopsis We've Come a 'Fer Piece by : Stephen A. Arner
Download or read book We've Come a 'Fer Piece written by Stephen A. Arner and published by Author House. This book was released on 2011-12-30 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking through his crystal clear rose colored lenses, Arner examines his boyhood as he searches for the answer to the age old question each of us asks from time to time, Why am I who I am? Through his warm, rich, engaging, and humorous style, readers meet and get to know unforgettable characters like The Mastermind, Jerry Yellsalot, and Claude Hopper as they explore and relive hilarious life-altering events told through the eyes of the boy who actually lived them. Hilarious and thought provoking, stories like Fudge? What Fudge?, The Stagecoach, Setting Pins, and Trust Me, This Wont Hurt, lead the reader through the maze we call childhood and the pattern-maker's mold of our teen years through which the die is made and cast that shapes us into the adults we become. Travel back now to a time not so long ago when the world seemed to spin a little slower and life was a lot simpler; a time when dreams were dreamed and adventures were lived and a boy grew into a man.
Book Synopsis The Paris Library by : Janet Skeslien Charles
Download or read book The Paris Library written by Janet Skeslien Charles and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-02-09 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An instant New York Times, Washington Post, and USA TODAY bestseller—based on the true story of the heroic librarians at the American Library in Paris during World War II—The Paris Library is a moving and unforgettable “ode to the importance of libraries, books, and the human connections we find within both” (Kristin Harmel, New York Times bestselling author). Paris, 1939: Young and ambitious Odile Souchet seems to have the perfect life with her handsome police officer beau and a dream job at the American Library in Paris. When the Nazis march into the city, Odile stands to lose everything she holds dear, including her beloved library. Together with her fellow librarians, Odile joins the Resistance with the best weapons she has: books. But when the war finally ends, instead of freedom, Odile tastes the bitter sting of unspeakable betrayal. Montana, 1983: Lily is a lonely teenager looking for adventure in small-town Montana. Her interest is piqued by her solitary, elderly neighbor. As Lily uncovers more about her neighbor’s mysterious past, she finds that they share a love of language, the same longings, and the same intense jealousy, never suspecting that a dark secret from the past connects them. “A love letter to Paris, the power of books, and the beauty of intergenerational friendship” (Booklist), The Paris Library shows that extraordinary heroism can sometimes be found in the quietest places.
Book Synopsis Save the Cupcake!: A Wish Novel (Confectionately Yours #1) by : Lisa Papademetriou
Download or read book Save the Cupcake!: A Wish Novel (Confectionately Yours #1) written by Lisa Papademetriou and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2012-05-01 with total page 227 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Confession: My life is soooo not sprinkles and sunshine...Hayley's world is far from perfect: Her parents have divorced, her mom has lost her job, and she and her sister Chloe are stuck sharing a bedroom in their grandmother's apartment. Luckily, Hayley has a knack for baking cupcakes -- and cupcakes always make life just a little sweeter! But when she and her best friend Artie start drifting apart, she realizes that it's going to take more than sugar and spice to make things nice.
