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Book Synopsis Fish Tales and Other Lies by : Stephen Tate
Download or read book Fish Tales and Other Lies written by Stephen Tate and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2004 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Steve Tate has been soakin' worms since he was old enough to stretch the truth. His collection of fishing stories from around the world will entertain fishermen, and people who have never been near the water.
Book Synopsis Fish Tails and Other Lies by : Derrek J. Sigler
Download or read book Fish Tails and Other Lies written by Derrek J. Sigler and published by . This book was released on 2001 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Whoever Caught that Fish is a Liar by : John P. Smyth
Download or read book Whoever Caught that Fish is a Liar written by John P. Smyth and published by Booksurge Publishing. This book was released on 2009-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Whoever Caught That Fish Is A Liar!" is a collection of short stories that share humor and human relationships. Many of the characters are from Dr. Smyth's first book "Fish Tales of the OWA. . . and other lies", but all of the stories will make you laugh and help you appreciate the value of friendship. Big Dave Garner stars in most of the stories as he sinks a canoe, gets his arm caught in an alligator's mouth, and serves his homemade soup and chili from kitty litter containers. Victor Boudolf shares the focus as an ALS patient who lives his life with faith and fortitude. His positive outlook in the advanced stages of ALS fill the pages with heart warming stories. While most of the stories are about fishing; this is not a 'fishing' book rather it is about friendship, humor and fundamental values. Good friends, good luck and good fishing stories in the lowcountry of South Carolina are shared. Dr. Smyth shares funny characters, family events and the hard teasing among fishing friends.
Book Synopsis Fish Tales and Other Stories ... by : Gus Gusfaston
Download or read book Fish Tales and Other Stories ... written by Gus Gusfaston and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2007-04 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "This book is the first in a series of short stories that feature my favorite fishing tales." -- page vii.
Book Synopsis Fish Tales of the OWA . . . and Other Lies by : John P. Smyth
Download or read book Fish Tales of the OWA . . . and Other Lies written by John P. Smyth and published by Booksurge Publishing. This book was released on 2007-08-29 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Even my friends didn't understand why I would put on chest waders and go into the lake to fish for bass in the coldest months of the year. The 'Tales of the OWA ... and other lies' shares the fellowship beneath the surface of the water. The ability to laugh at ourselves is man's alone and it is a fundamental requirement for the members of the OWA.
Download or read book Luminous Fish written by Lynn Margulis and published by Chelsea Green Publishing. This book was released on 2007-03-07 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection of linked stories by internationally renowned evolutionist Lynn Margulis reveals science from the inside--its thrills, disappointments, and triumphs. A largely fictional account, it draws on her decades of experience to portray the poor judgment, exhaustion, and life-threatening dedication of real scientists--their emotional preoccupations, sexual distractions, and passions for research. The esoteric, demanding, sometimes exhilarating world of science emerges from the shadows of its passive narrative into the sunlight of the personal voice of those who attempt to wrench secrets directly from nature. All of us who struggle to balance family, professional, and social commitments with intellectual quest will be intrigued by the humanity of these tales.
Book Synopsis Fish Tales and Other Stories to Get Hooked On by : Ralph Martell
Download or read book Fish Tales and Other Stories to Get Hooked On written by Ralph Martell and published by . This book was released on 1992-11-01 with total page 318 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Fishing Tales and Other Tales by : Vincent Bossley
Download or read book Fishing Tales and Other Tales written by Vincent Bossley and published by Vincent Bossley. This book was released on 2010-08-19 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Collection of short stories of fishing and boating adventures in New Zealand and the South Pacific Islands. New Zealand is renowned worldwide as a fishing paradise and the author has many years experience in these waters. With many a tale to tell you can be sure to hear more from this author in the future.
Book Synopsis True Fish Stories and Other Lies by : Scott Lee
Download or read book True Fish Stories and Other Lies written by Scott Lee and published by . This book was released on 2012-12-19 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Never let the truth get in the way of a good story!" Frank LeeI have held true to Uncle Frank's advice in writing these barefaced lies and short stories.Here are the a few paragraphs of one of the stories: "Camp Iroquois was on one of New York's Finger Lakes, Seneca, I think and it was the summer before third grade when I got the news that I was going for two weeks. Cabins full of bunk beds, chow hall with group tables, hot dogs and baked beans and loud farts, "bug juice" to drink, canoeing, hiking, camp fires, funny camp songs, capture the flag, scouts and raiders, teen-age counselors, starry nights and fishing from the dock; a small boy's dream come true.My first fish was a bluegill about the size of my nine-year old hand. He and I got hooked at the same time. He on a worm baited cane-pole and me on fishing. He was released unharmed a few moments later. Sixty years later I'm still hooked."Although many of these tales are for fishermen, many others apply to everyone. The wisdom from Uncle Frank has a wide appeal: "Always put the toilet seat down, even in the men's room. The difference between a good habit and a bad habit is that good habits are easy to break. Putting the seat down is easy to do and the first time she falls in at 3 AM you are going to be weeks convincing her that you really do love her. "Put the seat down even if you live alone. You plan to have another lady someday so you may as well get it right in the meantime.""Understand the rules as thoroughly as possible so you can break them effectively and get away with it.""There are three excellent theories on how to handle women. None of them work.""If you ain't happy with what you've got, you ain't gonna be happy with what you get. Happiness is an inside job."My wife has some of the most unusual ideas I've ever come across. We were changing the clocks to Daylight Savings Time one evening when she said, "These politicians! If they're going to mess with the time, why don't they get it right?"I've been in the outfit long enough to know that I want to hear any suggestions she may have about anything. "What would you suggest that they do to get it right?"She thought for a few moments, "Why don't they make it dark out from like 1 in the afternoon until 3 and we can all take a nap? Then they could give us an extra hour of daylight in the morning AND in the evening." Good plan!Wall Street Dan's 5 Drop-Down Answers contain the wisdom of the ages. "Silence may be golden but there are times when every answer I can give is going to get me in trouble and yet silence isn't an option. These are the times when taking the Fifth Amendment won't work. The Drop-Down Answers are the key to surviving these harrowing situations.Here is a typical example:My boss has just made a ridiculous statement or a stupid proposal. He has a natural flair and excels in both of these categories. He probably doesn't actually want my opinion; even if he's just asked for it! It may be that he just wants to hear his own voice. He may just want to feel important by talking without anyone else talking or by talking without anyone else having an opinion or disagreeing. Whichever of these is the case, I'm trapped and I must respond. Silence is not an option and all possible true answers are hazardous to my ability to continue to work here. What to do?The Drop-Down Answers that can save the day:Drop-Down Answer Number 1. "Sounds Great." This is the most flexible of these answers. Please observe the different ways you can deliver this one: SOUNDS GREAT! Sounds Great! Sounds great. sounds great.These can be accompanied for emphasis by body language such as facial expressions and/or head and body movements. This does NOT include rolling your eyes.This one is most useful when you're pretty sure he won't act on his idiot idea anytime soon but really just wants to have his bosshood validated.You will need the other 4 Drop-Down Answers eventually. Everyone does!
Download or read book Let's Go Fishing! written by Eric Dregni and published by . This book was released on 2016 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A celebration of the sport in the land of 10,000 lakes and beyond, where the fish fry is a near-holy Friday ritual, the running of smelt heralds spring, and a village of ice-fishing huts springs up on every frozen lake, this irresistible book tells the full story from trivia to sacred tradition. Eric Dregni, who has entertained countless readers with enlightening tales of Midwest marvels, here shows his considerable skills as a raconteur and cultural historian of the fun and the facts of fishing in the Great Lakes region. Fishing contests and taxidermy, lures and earthworms, fishing scenes on beer cans, and the peculiar genre of fishing photographs: no detail is too small, reflection too deep, or bridge too far to escape his eye and ready wit, from gear madness to true grit, angling heroics to solitary pleasures, small-town festivals to sport-fishing meccas. And he has the images to prove it. Lavishly illustrated with postcards, advertisements, historical prints, and tourist snapshots, this book is an always fascinating, occasionally hilarious, and often oddly informative compendium of fishing lore destined to reel in the uninitiated and to occupy the aficionado in those long, empty hours between seasons.A celebration of the sport in the land of 10,000 lakes and beyond, where the fish fry is a near-holy Friday ritual, the running of smelt heralds spring, and a village of ice-fishing huts springs up on every frozen lake, this irresistible book tells the full story from trivia to sacred tradition. Eric Dregni, who has entertained countless readers with enlightening tales of Midwest marvels, here shows his considerable skills as a raconteur and cultural historian of the fun and the facts of fishing in the Great Lakes region." -- Dust jacket.
Book Synopsis Our Love Will Go the Way of the Salmon by : Cameron Pierce
Download or read book Our Love Will Go the Way of the Salmon written by Cameron Pierce and published by . This book was released on 2014-12-14 with total page 222 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Man I Love written by Suanne Laqueur and published by Cathedral Rock Press. This book was released on 2014-06-16 with total page 560 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A watershed moment exists in every man's life, Fish—the moment when you stop being your mother's son and start being your lover's man. When you transition from protected to protector." Erik "Fish" Fiskare is only a college junior when a gunman walks into the campus theater, intent on stopping the show. From the lighting booth, Fish sees his girlfriend, Marguerite "Daisy" Bianco, get caught in the line of fire. Everyone runs away from the stage but Fish, in a watershed moment, runs toward it. Spanning fifteen years, The Man I Love explores how a single act of violence reverberates through a circle of friends. At the center are Fish and Daisy, two soul mates who always brought out the best in each other. Both are hailed as heroes after the shooting, yet the tragedy starts to bring out the worst in them, tearing the circle apart. Soon, Fish is running again—not toward Daisy this time, but as far away as possible. But can you really leave the one you were born to love? And is leaving always the end of loving? "You never got over her, Fish. You just left. You may think that's closure, but it isn't. You may think a woman like Daisy comes along twice in a lifetime, but she doesn't." Fearlessly touching on today's social and mental health issues, The Man I Love follows Erik Fiskare's journey back to the truth of himself and a woman he can't forget. With its gripping story and an unforgettable cast of characters, this epic novel of love and forgiveness lingers long after the last page is turned. "A new kind of romance, well-crafted and intelligently written. Suanne Laqueur deftly explores what it means to be vulnerable, resilient and human." "A compelling, heartfelt, intense read. The Man I Love raises important and tough social topics that are relevant and timely." "An intelligent, perfectly-pitched modern romance. NOT your typical boy meets girl, but a story of first love and how people handle extreme situations." "The Man I Love looks love, sex, depression and PTSD in the face and calls them by name. An astounding journey of forgiveness and recovery." "Laqueur combines the dynamics of a circle of friends with a school shooting. The result is The Man I Love, a gripping, angsty psychological romance that explores second chances at first love. Book clubs will find plenty to discuss in this coming-of-age emotional journey of forgiveness and recovery. The characters are flawlessly crafted and deserving of love after tragedy. You'll be thinking about them long after you've finished." "From university to adulthood, through love and loss, devotion and betrayal, estrangement and forgiveness, the Fish Tales series will bring you on an emotional journey of love and truth."
Book Synopsis Raising the Oblivity by : R. Dailey Taylor
Download or read book Raising the Oblivity written by R. Dailey Taylor and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2019-07-09 with total page 207 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fifty-eight-year-old Dean Floogleman, a retired burned-out engineer who had abandoned his dreams long ago, returns to the place that he was most happy, the beach. He hopes to reboot his life, but instead he gets much more than he bargains for. Raising The Oblivity is a piece of modern-day fiction about pulling up stakes and moving to Ocracoke, a barrier island along the Outer Banks of North Carolina. There Dean encounters three old salts, sea captain Bob Hansen, retired professor Cleaton Beckley, and retired reverend Hal Wriggley who constitute the crew of the schooner The Oblivity. The schooner is modified to resemble a pirate ship and provides sailing excursions for handicapped children and their parents. When Dean arrives in Ocracoke, The Oblivity is partially sunk in the island's lagoon due to a previous storm. The three old salts enlist Dean to help raise and restore her. At the same time, Dean meets and falls in love with a lovely and spunky real estate agent, Natalie Rochelle, who knows the three old salts well for years. These five people are thrown together to restore the beloved schooner and unknowingly find themselves being restored from the suffering of the events of their own lives. As these people work together to restore the schooner, they confront personal challenges and obstacles to find hope, healing, and redemption. The literary genre is romantic comedy. Each of these people has a story to tell, which is told with humor, adventure, and romance.
Book Synopsis Family History, Stories, and Other Lies by : Roger M. Schlosser
Download or read book Family History, Stories, and Other Lies written by Roger M. Schlosser and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2010 with total page 170 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Norwegian and Other Fish-tales by : Bradnock Hall
Download or read book Norwegian and Other Fish-tales written by Bradnock Hall and published by . This book was released on 1910 with total page 296 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Fish Tales: A Collection of Fishing Cartoons, Humorous Stories, Jokes and Quotes by : Joe Brown
Download or read book Fish Tales: A Collection of Fishing Cartoons, Humorous Stories, Jokes and Quotes written by Joe Brown and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-02-18 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of fishing cartoons, humorous stories, jokes and quotes. A great book to be enjoyed by anyone that fishes, thinks about fishing, dreams about fishing, or lies about fishing
Book Synopsis Fish Stories Alleged and Experienced by : Charles Frederick Holder
Download or read book Fish Stories Alleged and Experienced written by Charles Frederick Holder and published by Forgotten Books. This book was released on 2015-06-17 with total page 408 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Excerpt from Fish Stories Alleged and Experienced: With a Little History Natural and Unnatural A fish story needs no apology; and no affidavit nor string of affidavits can add anything to its credibility. The highest authorities in ethics have indicated the angler's privileges. It is agreed that "It is better to lie about your great catch of trout, than to make it." Furthermore, the greatest authorities in science agree that the trout lies in the bottom of the stream, even as the truth lies at the bottom of a well. It is therefore fitting that men should lie about the trout. "Tusitala," the one who talks lengthwise, is the Kava-name of the greatest of modern story-tellers. "Talinoa i faiva," one who tells fish-stories, is the more modest Kava-name given likewise in Samoa to one of the authors of this book. But for reasons which will appear, it would be more appropriately bestowed on his present associate. In further evidence of the truth of the tales here set forth, we may only note that both authors are Californians. Those interested in distinguishing the work of the individual authors may apply the well-known rules of the Higher Criticism. About the Publisher Forgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.com This book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully; any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.
