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Author : Jill Lewis
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781589250949
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (59 download)
Download or read book Don't Read This Book! written by Jill Lewis and published by . This book was released on 2010-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A king frantically rides throughout his kingdom trying to piece together fragments of his story.
Author : Max Greenfield
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0593616596
Total Pages : 25 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (936 download)
Download or read book I Don't Want to Read This Book Aloud written by Max Greenfield and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2023-09-19 with total page 25 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Another hilarious picture book from actor Max Greenfield, author of I Don't Want To Read This Book and This Book Is Not a Present, dedicated to introverts of all ages, about the horrors of reading aloud. Nobody in the world actually enjoys reading aloud, do they? Impossible! After all, any number of terrible things could happen: you might come across a word you don't know how to pronounce. Or get distracted by a volcano eruption and lose your place. Even worse, you might accidentally hear the sound of your own voice! Actor Max Greenfield (New Girl, The Neighborhood) and New York Times bestselling illustrator Mike Lowery, the duo behind I Don't Want To Read This Book and This Book Is Not a Present, are back with another side-splitting picture book that's sure to have kids shouting for repeat read-alouds.
Author : Deanna Kizis
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 059311681X
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (931 download)
Download or read book Please Don't Read This Book written by Deanna Kizis and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2021-01-12 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this laugh-out-loud book that begs readers to break the rules, silliness and hilarity reign supreme! Perfect for fans of The Book with No Pictures. Wait--are you reading this book? Even though the cover asked you not to? Well, if you're going to read it, then you'll have to follow the rules, or you're going to have WAY too much fun. And you don't want to have FUN, do you? DO YOU?! That's what I thought. So definitely, positively, DO NOT read this book! Join along for zany antics, silly sounds, and endless fun in this breaks-the-fourth-wall book that will have readers coming back time and time again--regardless of what the title says. Praise for Please Don't Read This Book: "Inviting of energetic engagement and laughter." --Kirkus Reviews "A brilliant job of engaging even the most reluctant reader, showing how much fun a book can be." --New York Journal of Books "'Please Don’t Read This Book!' is hard to resist — and that’s clearly the plan." --The Virginian-Pilot
Author : Eric Smith
Publisher : Harlequin
ISBN 13 : 1488056560
Total Pages : 304 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (88 download)
Download or read book Don't Read the Comments written by Eric Smith and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2020-01-28 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Wonderfully geeky and deeply compassionate." —Marieke Nijkamp, #1 New York Times bestselling author In this charming novel by Eric Smith, two teen gamers find their virtual worlds—and blossoming romance—invaded by the real-world issues of trolling and doxing in the gaming community. We all need a place to escape the real world. For Divya and Aaron, it’s the world of online gaming. While Divya trades her rising-star status for sponsorships to help her struggling single mom pay rent, Aaron plays as a way to fuel his own dreams of becoming a game developer—and as a way to disappear when his mom starts talking about medical school. After a chance online meeting, the pair decides to team up. But they soon find themselves the targets of a group of internet trolls, who begin launching a real-world doxxing campaign, threatening Aaron’s dream and Divya’s actual life. They think they can drive her out of the game, but Divya’s whole world is on the line… And she isn’t going down without a fight. Looking for more from Eric Smith? Don't miss You Can Go Your Own Way!
Author : Stephanie Burt
Publisher : Basic Books
ISBN 13 : 0465094511
Total Pages : 243 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (65 download)
Download or read book Don't Read Poetry written by Stephanie Burt and published by Basic Books. This book was released on 2019-05-21 with total page 243 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An award-winning poet offers a brilliant introduction to the joys--and challenges--of the genre In Don't Read Poetry, award-winning poet and literary critic Stephanie Burt offers an accessible introduction to the seemingly daunting task of reading, understanding, and appreciating poetry. Burt dispels preconceptions about poetry and explains how poems speak to one another--and how they can speak to our lives. She shows readers how to find more poems once they have some poems they like, and how to connect the poetry of the past to the poetry of the present. Burt moves seamlessly from Shakespeare and other classics to the contemporary poetry circulated on Tumblr and Twitter. She challenges the assumptions that many of us make about "poetry," whether we think we like it or think we don't, in order to help us cherish--and distinguish among--individual poems. A masterful guide to a sometimes confounding genre, Don't Read Poetry will instruct and delight ingénues and cognoscenti alike.
Author : Anna Claybourne
Publisher : National Geographic Books
ISBN 13 : 1426328419
Total Pages : 148 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (263 download)
Download or read book Don't Read This Book Before Bed written by Anna Claybourne and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2017 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents true stories about real-life monsters, doomed domains, and strange disappearances, many attributed to ghosts and other supernatural encounters.
Author : Andy Lee
Publisher : Scholastic Press
ISBN 13 : 9781338668988
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (689 download)
Download or read book Do Not Open This Book written by Andy Lee and published by Scholastic Press. This book was released on 2020-10-06 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Originally published in Australia by Lake Press Pty Ltd." -- Verso.
Author : Donald Roos
Publisher : BIS Publishers
ISBN 13 : 9789063694234
Total Pages : 516 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (942 download)
Download or read book Don't Read this Book written by Donald Roos and published by BIS Publishers. This book was released on 2016-10-06 with total page 516 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When times are particularly difficult, and you are likely to slip into despair, some of the greatest pop songs can provide true comfort to make it through the pain. The problem with advice in general is that we often don't take it. The great thing about advice songs is that you can kick back and listen to someone else coach you through a tough situation while rocking out at the same time. This wonderful book lists 250 of the best pop songs for those times that solid life advice is needed. The songs represent all popular music styles from the last fifty years, from rock to folk, and from punk to hip hop. There are for example many times in which the three words "let it be" are words of wisdom. Although the lyrics may have originally been written in reference to interpersonal difficulties within the Beatles, the song does possess a universality that makes "Let It Be" one of the great advice pop songs of all time. Other famous pop music advice to live by: "You Can't Always Get What You Want" by The Rolling Stones "If You Love Somebody, Set Them Free" by Sting "Don't Worry, Be Happy" by Bobby McFerrin "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" by Eric Idle Don't Eat the Yellow Snow (Frank Zappa) is a collection of all the famous advice songs and many surprises as well. It gives the reader the song titles, painted by hand by the designer, and a striking quote from the song lyrics as well as indices on artist and themes. This well produced, iconic looking album of words of wisdom from pop music is the perfect gift for music lovers of all ages.
Author : Daisy Hirst
Publisher : Candlewick
ISBN 13 : 1536203343
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (362 download)
Download or read book I Do Not Like Books Anymore! written by Daisy Hirst and published by Candlewick. This book was released on 2018-11-20 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lovable monster siblings Natalie and Alphonse are back with big plans in a second surprisingly touching tale in which Natalie is ready to learn how to read. Natalie and Alphonse REALLY like books. Picture books with Dad, scary stories with Mom, and especially stories they remember or make up themselves. So when it’s time for Natalie to learn to read, she thinks it will be exciting — she can have all the stories in the world now, and even read them to Alphonse. But when Natalie gets her first reading book, the letters look like squiggles and it isn’t even a good story; it’s just about a cat that can sit. “I do not like books anymore!” Natalie declares. But she still wants to make up stories. With Alphonse’s help, can she find a way to turn a love of telling stories into a love of reading stories? With her one-of-a-kind voice and wonderfully droll artwork, Daisy Hirst captures the familiar frustration of struggling to learn something new — and the particular pride that comes when you finally succeed.
Author : Pat Moon
Publisher : Watts Publishing Group
ISBN 13 : 9781841214351
Total Pages : 153 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (143 download)
Download or read book Do Not Read this Book written by Pat Moon and published by Watts Publishing Group. This book was released on 2000 with total page 153 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny lively story about growing up and living with change, wittily written in diary format from an award-winning author.
Author : Dashka Slater
Publisher : Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR)
ISBN 13 : 1250783607
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (57 download)
Download or read book A Book for Escargot written by Dashka Slater and published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR). This book was released on 2020-04-07 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: *An Amazon Best Book of the Year and Indie Bestseller!* In A Book for Escargot, the standalone sequel to Escargot--written by award-winning and New York Times-bestselling author Dashka Slater and illustrated by Sydney Hanson--we follow a funny and charming French snail through a library to find the book of his dreams. Bonjour! It is moi, Escargot, your favorite French snail. Today I am going on a trip to the library, where there are so many stories to choose from! Stories about dog superheroes... guinea pig detectives.... and flamingo astronauts. But sadly, none of these books is about a daring snail hero who saves the day. What is that you say? Perhaps this is the book about the snail hero? Ooh-la-la!
Author : Anna Claybourne
Publisher : National Geographic Kids
ISBN 13 : 1426334516
Total Pages : 148 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (263 download)
Download or read book Don't Read This Book Before Dinner written by Anna Claybourne and published by National Geographic Kids. This book was released on 2019 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Surprsing, and disgusting, facts and stories about animals, nature and the world around us"--
Author : Richard Phillips
Publisher : Tilbury House Publishers and Cadent Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0884487075
Total Pages : 35 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (844 download)
Download or read book Read This Book If You Don't Want a Story written by Richard Phillips and published by Tilbury House Publishers and Cadent Publishing. This book was released on 2019-09-03 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mr. Book With No Story wants his pages uncluttered by pictures and plot lines, but images, questions, and ideas keep invading the unruly pages he is trying to police, ignoring his efforts to chase them away. Mr. Book is determined to share nothing with readers, but his pages have other ideas. It turns out that Mr. Book’s big fear is having nothing worthwhile to say, but in this fun, zany tribute to the creative process, he needn’t have worried. The bumbling blowhard of the first page inspires empathy and affection by the time the last page chimes in. The messages are simple: Stories are fun, and all of us can tell them.
Author : Leonora Rustamova
Publisher : Bluemoose Books Limited
ISBN 13 : 9780956687630
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (876 download)
Download or read book Stop! written by Leonora Rustamova and published by Bluemoose Books Limited. This book was released on 2011 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Leonora Rustamova was sacked for writing a story for five disaffected teenagers. Read her own telling of what happened, her thoughts and insights into teaching, teenagers and, of course you can make up your own mind about that story.
Author : Dan Lok
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781599325743
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (257 download)
Download or read book F.U. Money written by Dan Lok and published by . This book was released on 2014-12-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you TIRED of the RAT RACE? Do you wish you had MORE TIME and MORE MONEY? Would you like to NEVER WORK AGAIN? If you answered "YES!", then you need to look no further than Dan "The Man" Lok's new book - F.U. MONEY. If you have ever thought to yourself: How come I have to keep back to this DEAD-END JOB? How can I make enough money to afford to STOP WORKING and START HAVING FUN When will it be MY TURN to live the GOOD LIFE Imagine how your life would become if you knew what it really takes to make more money that you have ever dreamed possible. For instance, can you imagine that... All the money stress in your life suddenly vanishes? You get to fire your boss and tell him where to shove it? Take holidays whenever you want and for as long as you want? You are living in the house of your dreams, driving the car of your dreams and also have a boat and a cabin and even a plane if you want? You can afford to give your children the perfect, healthy, fun and fulfilling childhood that you always wanted to give them? In this no-nonsense, no-holds-barred guide, international entrepreneur, best-selling author, and self-made multi-millionaire Dan Lok shows you how to live the lifestyle you really want without having to work or rely on anyone else for money.
Author : Lita Judge
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1442435526
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (424 download)
Download or read book Red Sled written by Lita Judge and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-11-01 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Find out what happens when a cast of unlikely woodland friends discover a well-loved sled outside a cozy cabin in this whimsical wintertime Classic Board Book! In this almost wordless story, a host of woodland creatures take a child’s sled for a nighttime joy ride. Their whimsical ride is gorgeously depicted in bold watercolor, complemented by humorous expressions and pitch-perfect sound effects. With a timeless tone and classic characters, Red Sled is a wintertime favorite for parents and little ones alike.
Author : Bill Cotter
Publisher : Sourcebooks Jabberwocky
ISBN 13 : 9781492633198
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (331 download)
Download or read book Don't Touch This Book! written by Bill Cotter and published by Sourcebooks Jabberwocky. This book was released on 2017-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Larry the lovable monster from Don't Push the Button is back with another hilarious, interactive adventure I know what you're thinking: this is a pretty cool-looking book. But... DON'T TOUCH THIS BOOK (Don't even try it, bub.) Okay, okay. You can touch, but you can only use ONE finger. Whoa. How'd you do that? Larry is a loveable monster, but he has trouble sharing. It's up to you to show him how it's done
