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Don't Lick the Minivan

Author : Leanne Shirtliffe
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1626363633
Total Pages : 216 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (263 download)

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Download or read book Don't Lick the Minivan written by Leanne Shirtliffe and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-05-01 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As a woman used to traveling and living the high life in Bangkok, Leanne Shirtliffe recognized the constant fodder for humor while pregnant with twins in Asia's sin city. But in spite of deep-fried bug cuisine and nurses who cover newborn bassinets with plastic wrap, Shirtliffe manages to keep her babies alive for a year with help from a Coca-Cola deliveryman, several waitresses, and a bra factory. Then she and her husband return home to the isolation of North American suburbia. In Don't Lick the Minivan, Shirtliffe captures the bizarre aspects of parenting in her edgy, honest voice. She explores the hazards of everyday life with children such as: The birthday party where neighborhood kids took home skin rashes from the second-hand face paint she applied. The time she discovered her twins carving their names into her minivan's paint with rocks. The funeral she officiated for "Stripper Barbie." The horror of glitter. And much more! A delayed encounter with postpartum depression helps Shirtliffe to realize that even if she can't teach her kids how to tie their shoelaces, she's a good enough mom. At least good enough to start saving for her twins' therapy fund. And possibly her own. Crisply written, Don't Lick the Minivan will have parents laughing out loud and nodding in agreement. Shirtliffe's memoir might not replace a therapist, but it is a lot cheaper.

Unleashed in Oregon

Author : Sue Fagalde Lick
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781977712196
Total Pages : 284 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (121 download)

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Download or read book Unleashed in Oregon written by Sue Fagalde Lick and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-09-28 with total page 284 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What is a Californigonian? What was waiting by the door that night? What possessed us to adopt two puppies at once? How is playing the piano like ice skating? Why stay in Oregon when it rains all the time and the family is still back in California? Find the answers to these and other questions in these posts selected from ten years of the Unleashed in Oregon blog. Chapters will look at the glamorous life of a writer and the equally glamorous life of a musician, true stories from a whiny traveler, being the sole human occupant of a house in the woods, and dogs, so much about dogs.

Second Sight

Author : Dax Varley
Publisher : Garden Gate Press
ISBN 13 : 1497599229
Total Pages : 67 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (975 download)

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Download or read book Second Sight written by Dax Varley and published by Garden Gate Press. This book was released on 2014-09-30 with total page 67 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gena Richmond is a collector of shades…sunglasses, that is. Every size, shape, color and style. So when she finds a quirky pair at a secondhand shop, it’s love at first sight. But these glasses are more than simple sun-blockers. They show her visions of what’s to come…and what’s coming is heart-stopping horrific.

The Star-spangled Girl

Author : Neil Simon
Publisher : Dramatists Play Service Inc
ISBN 13 : 9780822210733
Total Pages : 88 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (17 download)

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Download or read book The Star-spangled Girl written by Neil Simon and published by Dramatists Play Service Inc. This book was released on 1968 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE STORY: Andy and Norman are two earnest young men using their apartment as a publishing office for a protest magazine in San Francisco. Sophie, an Olympic swimmer and all-American girl, moves into another apartment on the same floor. Sophie makes her

Swatty

Author : Ellis Parker Butler
Publisher : Good Press
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 194 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (64 download)

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Download or read book Swatty written by Ellis Parker Butler and published by Good Press. This book was released on 2019-12-18 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Swatty" is a tale about friendship among a group of boys led by Swatty, a feisty young lad with a knack for getting into all sorts of mischief. "One day Swatty came over to my yard and he said, "Say!" so I said, "Say what?" and he said, "Say, you know Herb's tricycle?" and I said I did. Herb was Swatty's brother that wanted to marry my sister Fan and he had got the tricycle a couple of years ago, when all the bicycles were high-wheel bicycles. He had got it for him and Fan to ride on, and it was a two-seat one—side-by-side seats—and after a few times Fan wouldn't ride on it because it made her as conspicuous as a pig on a flagpole. So Herb rode on it alone some, and with some other fellow some, but mostly he kept it chained up in Swatty's barn and said he would scalp Swatty and skin him alive if Swatty ever touched it. So this day Swatty came over and he said, "What do you think!" because Herb said when he was married to Fan, Swatty could have the tricycle. You bet Swatty was tickled. So I asked him who would ride on it with him. "Well—you will," he said. "And Bony. That's when I ain't taking somebody else." He didn't say who else, but I knew, because I knew Swatty was having my sister Lucy for his secret girl. "And part of the time," I said, "I can have it alone, can't I, Swatty?"

The Congressional Globe

Author : United States. Congress
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 1286 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (91 download)

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Download or read book The Congressional Globe written by United States. Congress and published by . This book was released on 1856 with total page 1286 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Congressional Globe

Author : J.C. Rives
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 888 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Congressional Globe written by J.C. Rives and published by . This book was released on 1856 with total page 888 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The American Stationer

Author :
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 1202 pages
Book Rating : 4.M/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The American Stationer written by and published by . This book was released on 1901 with total page 1202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Swatty: A Story of Real Boys

Author : Ellis Butler
Publisher : Litres
ISBN 13 : 5040562543
Total Pages : 291 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (45 download)

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Download or read book Swatty: A Story of Real Boys written by Ellis Butler and published by Litres. This book was released on 2021-01-18 with total page 291 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Swatty" by Ellis Parker Butler. Published by Good Press. Good Press publishes a wide range of titles that encompasses every genre. From well-known classics & literary fiction and non-fiction to forgotten−or yet undiscovered gems−of world literature, we issue the books that need to be read. Each Good Press edition has been meticulously edited and formatted to boost readability for all e-readers and devices. Our goal is to produce eBooks that are user-friendly and accessible to everyone in a high-quality digital format.

The Collected Plays of Neil Simon

Author : Neil Simon
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0452258707
Total Pages : 668 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (522 download)

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Download or read book The Collected Plays of Neil Simon written by Neil Simon and published by Penguin. This book was released on 1986-11-01 with total page 668 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This first volume of The Collected Plays of Neil Simon contains the triumphs that put his unique brand of comic genius on the American stage, and made him the most successful playwright of his generation. This volume includes: • Come Blow Your Horn • Barefoot in the Park • The Odd Couple • Plaza Suite • The Star-Spangled Girl • Promises, Promises • Last of the Red Hot Lover • And an Introduction by the author: “Portrait of the Writer as a Schizophrenic” Neil Simon’s mixture of verbal wit and beautifully crafted farce, ethnic humor and insight into universal foible, and above all compassion and understanding, make even his sharpest barbs touch the heart as well as the funny bone. These seven plays, beginning with his unforgettable debut, Come Blow Your Horn, make us laugh uproariously even as we indelibly identify with the objects of our laughter.

Mind Your Manners

Author : Sara Jane Ho
Publisher : Hachette Go
ISBN 13 : 0306832852
Total Pages : 248 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (68 download)

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Download or read book Mind Your Manners written by Sara Jane Ho and published by Hachette Go. This book was released on 2024-04-09 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Founder of a global etiquette school and star of her own Netflix series Sara Jane Ho teaches readers how to thrive socially in a variety of situations, in person and online. Etiquette, Sara Jane says, is the glue that holds society together. Humans are social creatures, after all—we need connection to survive. But with global cultures in flux and the post-pandemic digital age, shadow epidemics of anxiety and loneliness are on the rise. Plus, the old rules of “decorum” don’t match the times. Amidst all this withdrawal and change, social growth can feel out of reach. How do we leave the comfort of our homes, step away from our screens, and interact face to face? How do we create genuine bonds with people we’ve just met, and how do we maintain those ties throughout our lives? Even the most resilient social butterflies among us face sticky situations—from accidentally-sent invites to unruly work and family encounters—any advice would help. In her signature cheeky yet pragmatic style, Sara Jane Ho imparts a lifetime’s worth of lessons, pro-tips, and FAQs on social and digital etiquette across the five main microcultures in our lives: Friendship & Social Life, Work, Dating & Relationships, Family, and Food & Travel. From jumping everyday hurdles to discerning unspoken, cross-cultural cues, Mind Your Manners helps us feel the joy and transformation of social fluency—that deep comfort that comes from connection, inclusion, and presenting our best self in any situation.

Welcome to Planet Lara

Author : Eliza Gordon
Publisher : Jennifer Sommersby Young
ISBN 13 : 1989908020
Total Pages : 412 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (899 download)

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Download or read book Welcome to Planet Lara written by Eliza Gordon and published by Jennifer Sommersby Young. This book was released on 2021-04-22 with total page 412 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “There are ... stipulations on your inheritance, Ms. Clarke.” Lara J. Clarke is used to getting her own way. Motherless at ten and raised by her oft-absent eco-warrior/philanthropist grandfather, she lives the high life afforded by her seemingly bottomless trust fund—swanky downtown Vancouver loft, apartments and villas around the world just a chartered flight away, a passport overflowing with stamps from the chicest hot spots, a closet bursting with catwalk couture, and a spoiled B-list actor boyfriend whose interest in Lara is tied to her exclusive L’Inconnu wallet. That is, until Grandfather Archibald sheds his mortal coil in a very public manner, and Lara’s privileged life is set adrift—and headed for a collision course with the gorgeous, private Thalia Island off the coast of British Columbia. According to the will, Lara will step into the role of Project Administrator, wherein she has one year to fulfill her late grandfather’s dream of a self-sustaining, eco-friendly, family-centered utopia. The stakes are real: fail, and lose access to the family fortune—forever. Convinced Thalia Island will be an extension of the heiress lifestyle she’s long led, Lara is surprised to find her new coworkers—and neighbors—aren’t as pliable as the underlings of her former life. Even with the hunky lead engineer Finan Rowleigh showing her the ropes, Lara quickly learns just how unprepared she is to trade her Louboutins for steel-toed Timberlands. When a series of calamities reveals a sinister element undermining the security of the island and her residents, Lara and Finan must reach beyond their job descriptions to protect Archibald’s precious utopia from those who would do her harm. And while keeping her late grandfather’s flame alight, Lara finds her own flame burning hot for a charming, kind man who wants nothing from her but her heart.

Boys' Life

Author :
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 80 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Boys' Life written by and published by . This book was released on 1920-02 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Boys' Life is the official youth magazine for the Boy Scouts of America. Published since 1911, it contains a proven mix of news, nature, sports, history, fiction, science, comics, and Scouting.

The Congressional globe

Author :
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 810 pages
Book Rating : 4.B/5 (1 download)

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Download or read book The Congressional globe written by and published by . This book was released on 1856 with total page 810 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Everybody's Magazine

Author :
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 628 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (91 download)

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Download or read book Everybody's Magazine written by and published by . This book was released on 1921 with total page 628 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

In the Money

Author : William Carlos Williams
Publisher : New Directions Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9780811202312
Total Pages : 386 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (23 download)

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Download or read book In the Money written by William Carlos Williams and published by New Directions Publishing. This book was released on 1967 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "First published as New Directions paperbook 240 in 1967"--Verso of t.p.

Don't Trust the Cat

Author : Kristen Tracy
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1797217909
Total Pages : 342 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (972 download)

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Download or read book Don't Trust the Cat written by Kristen Tracy and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2023-07-25 with total page 342 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WHAT IF YOU SWITCHED PLACES WITH YOUR CAT? Mean Girls meets Freaky Friday in this laugh-out-loud story about self-acceptance, learning who your friends are, and coming of age . . . as a cat. Fifth-grader Poppy McBean likes rules and order. She's a follower, and she's totally okay with that. And if you judge her for that, she's okay with that too! But after falling prey to her friends' bullying one too many times, Poppy makes a wish to be happy—and it comes true in a very unexpected way: She wakes up in the body of her cat, Mitten Man. Mayhem ensues as Poppy-the-girl attempts to navigate the wilds of the wilderness as a cat . . . and her free-thinking, groundbreaking kitty has had it with his owner's timidity. He's out to put the purr in perfectionist and take over middle school—as Poppy. Hilarious and unexpected, Don't Trust the Cat is a coming-of-age adventure that will keep readers cringing, cracking up, and reconsidering what it means to be a good person. HILARIOUS: Guaranteed, this will be many kids' favorite book of the year. EMPATHY READ: This book is a sneaky way to talk about empathy with kids. Both cat and human learn a lot about each other and change over the course of the book. Each becomes a better being because of their unusual experience. DEEPLY FELT: This book has a funny premise and is packed with hysterical scenes, but it's also grounded and emotional. Readers will sympathize with all characters and leave the book feeling like they made friends while reading. CAT SHENANIGANS: When Poppy's cat takes on Poppy's body, she wants to transform Poppy's life, turning her from a timid kid into someone who believes in herself. Like most cats she has good intentions, but things don't always go according to plan. LEARNING NEW WAYS OF COMMUNICATING: For anyone who has ever wanted to communicate with their pets, this novel might make you think twice! Poppy and her cat come to meet in the middle, but they have to learn a lot about communication along the way. EMPOWERING: Friendships are often messy, but this book shows that it's important to never lose sense of yourself within a friendship, and that sometimes it is necessary to stand up for yourself even to your best friends. Perfect for: A smart, funny book for girls and boys of all ages! Cat owners and cat lovers Parents of tweens, teachers, and librarians looking for chapter books for 5th graders or reluctant readers Gift or self-purchase for kids seeking self-empowering books with humor Fans of Frindle, the Mr. Terupt series, the Wayside School series, Katherine Applegate, and R.J. Palacio books