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Book Synopsis Billionaire's Valentine by : Claire Adams
Download or read book Billionaire's Valentine written by Claire Adams and published by Ownit Publishing LLC. This book was released on 101-01-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I promised her dad I wouldn't sleep with his daughter...That was a mistake... Declan has gotten himself into a bit of a bind. His long-time assistant has recently retired, and every assistant brought in to take her place has been chased off by his poor behavior. But as luck would have it, Emmi has also recently been chased off by a badly behaved boss. Her father, Declan’s business partner, suggests she work as his assistant until he finds someone else for the position. Things get off to a rough start. Emmi knows that the job is less than she is worth, having earned her MBA, and she often steps out of line, showing up Declan despite him being her boss. But when they end up snowed in at a resort he has purchased, things heat up quickly. But when he hired her, he promised her father he would not sleep with Emmi. So when Emmi’s father tries to rescue them and discovers them naked in bed together, well. Things don’t go so well....
Book Synopsis Be My Billionaire Valentine by : Max Monroe
Download or read book Be My Billionaire Valentine written by Max Monroe and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2023-02-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Kline & Georgia (from the Billionaire Bad Boys Series) Valentine's Novella... My Georgie, Happy (very early) Valentine's Day, gorgeous. If there is one thing I'm certain of, it's beautiful, amazing you and the fact that I want to spend the rest of my life laying the world at your adorable feet. "I vow to spend the rest of our lives laughing, smiling, going on crazy adventures, and most importantly, loving each other through the good times and the bad..." When I said those words to you, while standing at the altar and professing my love and eternal commitment to you in front of God and our family and friends, I meant them. And that's exactly why, even though you think Valentine's Day holds some kind of curse over your pretty little head, I'm determined to find a way around it and spoil the heck out of you. Pack your bags, Georgie. Big-d*cked Brooks has a special, sexy, romantic adventure planned just for you. And he's even agreed to let the rest of my body come too. My heart is yours. Always, Kline ************************************************************************* Georgia, Your buddy Thatch here. Don't worry, honey. Your early Valentine's getaway planned by your usually swoony husband (WTF happened to you, Klinehole ) is going to be really special. I've made sure of it.;) -T ************************************************************************* Suggested Series Reading Order for the Billionaire Bad Boys Series: #1 Tapping the Billionaire #2 Tapping Her #3 Be My Billionaire Valentine #4 Banking the Billionaire #5 Banking Her #6 Scoring the Billionaire #7 Scoring Her #8 Mother Fluffer #9 Sleighed It
Book Synopsis Kitty Valentine Dates a Billionaire by : Jillian Dodd
Download or read book Kitty Valentine Dates a Billionaire written by Jillian Dodd and published by Jillian Dodd. This book was released on 2020-07-21 with total page 171 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Spin the wheel. Date the guy. Write the story. Fall in love? Six years ago, Kitty Valentine took the book world by storm when her sweet debut romance hit number one on the Best Sellers List, which was followed by a string of successful releases. Her latest novel, however, totally bombs, causing her editor to suggest she write much sexier books. To Kitty, writing smut is the literary equivalent of stripping. But with no advance coming in and her royalties dipping to an all-time low, Kitty has no choice. Armed with a hot-guy spinning prize wheel, made by her best friend, listing all the different types of men she will date and then write about, Kitty will be spinning—not stripping—her way back onto the best-sellers list. And in the process, she just might write her own happily ever after.
Book Synopsis Her Valentine Billionaire by : R. C. Wynne
Download or read book Her Valentine Billionaire written by R. C. Wynne and published by . This book was released on 2023-01-31 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He wanted to expand his family's ranch. She wanted his younger brother. Only one of them would get their way.Hunter McKiney merely wants to spread his family's fortune wider and purchasing the neighboring ranch is the best way to do that. That is, until his younger brother is about to screw up his engagement with the other rancher's daughter.Tiffani Jacobs has only known ranch life as her father has been ranch foreman for the Lazy Willow since before she was born. However, in the midst of growing up among cowboys, she only ever had eyes for one man-Dawson McKiney. It's the one thing his older brother, Hunter, refuses to permit, though.Finally able to achieve his family's dreams, Hunter must step between his brother and the foreman's daughter, putting himself out there in order to save the merger between ranches. However, the more he lures her away from Dawson, the more he finds himself being lured to Tiffani. Will he give into his feelings, or will he sacrifice his growing ranch to give her the brother she wants?Her Valentine Billionaire, third in the Billionaire Brat Pack series, is full of cowboys and close calls and only the final chapter will tell us which way the dust settles. Hang on for the ride of Hunter's life.
Book Synopsis Billionaire Romance Series by : Alizeh Valentine
Download or read book Billionaire Romance Series written by Alizeh Valentine and published by Blessings For All SC. This book was released on 2020-09-03 with total page 229 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Enjoy this billionaire bad boy romance at a terrific discount. Three full-length novels full of steamy forbidden romances sure to warm you up. Don't miss out on these sexy billionaires and the ladies who’ve been forbidden to love them. Book One: The Doctor’s Claim Billionaire trauma surgeon... You'd think it would get me some time off to enjoy myself. Unfortunately, this holiday, I'm heading up to White Pines, Wisconsin to see my family. I end up on the goddamn bus, protecting a cute little thing from an asshole who's getting grabby. I don't take too kindly to people pawing at what's mine, and from the minute I lay eyes on pretty Chloe Becker, I have a feeling she's meant to be mine. Then I find out she's got a baby in her, and, other man's baby or no, something about a sweetly breeding girl just drives me wild. She's an innocent girl, whose idea of fun is burgers and star gazing… Maybe before the holiday season is over I can show her what kind of fun I like to get up to. Book Two: Destined Desires What can I say about Cade Lowell? I can say that he's arrogant, domineering, and is used to having things his own way. I would also have to say that he's hot as hell and that absolutely nothing has changed since we broke up in high school—he leaves me just as breathless and frustrated as he did back then, when he was the only one who had ever touched me. He was just a boy the last time I saw him, but when I return to White Pines to deal with my late grandmother's house, I realize that he's all man now! I feel electric when I’m around him, and I can tell right away he wants me too, but there's more to love than heat. Will he ever get past his arrogant ways to see that I want a say in things too? Book Three: Loved One minute you’re having a great time living the playboy lifestyle, and the next an ex has a tragic accident and leaves you with a 10-month-old kid! My new daughter Emma is cute as a button, but I’m man enough to admit that I’m overwhelmed. Help appears in the form of the angel next door, Shannon Becker, and though she’s confident in her maternal instincts, she seems to have no idea just how drop-dead gorgeous she really is. I never knew that my type would be cute, pear-shaped, and a whiz with kids, but here it is. And before we go much farther, I’m going to make Shannon mine. Hope she knows that ... If you love short romances with insta love, hot love scenes, and a sweet story, then this is for you. Keywords: Billionaire, doctor romance, bad boy, new adult, alpha male, new adult romance, steamy romance, sweet romance, romantic novels, love, action, adventure, sexually romantic books, hot, alpha hero, contemporary romance, guaranteed HEA, no cliffhangers, sweet romance, love books, love stories,
Book Synopsis Theirs To Share (Book Two) by : Layla Valentine
Download or read book Theirs To Share (Book Two) written by Layla Valentine and published by Layla Valentine. This book was released on with total page 109 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One delicious self-made billionaire, One smoking-hot media mogul, And one newbie journalist All wrapped up in one scorching hot power struggle that will set the city on fire What do normal folk know of what happens between billionaires? Well I'm about to find out. Because this time, baby, Good things really do come in threes… I'm just a newbie reporter, cutting my teeth, Sent to write an exposé on the hottest billionaire in town, Or he would be, if my tycoon boss wasn't making me drool at my desk. They didn't tell me I was just a pawn in their game, Because these two have a history, And I'm going to get to the bottom of it. I'm going to get the old friends and hated rivals back together And I'm going to be right in the middle of it. Whether it's off the record, or on top of their desks…
Book Synopsis The Billionaire's Sweet Valentine by : Laura L. Walker
Download or read book The Billionaire's Sweet Valentine written by Laura L. Walker and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-01-29 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When a Valentine's Day contest for Arizona's Cutest Couple throws two romance-challenged friends together, will a fake engagement help them win the prize? All Penny Merrill wants to do is run her own sweet shop in ritzy Scottsdale, Arizona, but her money-hungry mother and conniving stepfather are making it nearly impossible to keep her dream alive. When Penny finds an advertisement for a Valentine's Day contest for Arizona's Cutest Couple, with the winnings being enough to enable her to hold on to her floundering business, she comes up with an idea that might just work--if she can find the right man for the job. Commercial contractor Preston Ames is starting to develop feelings for Penny, and even though he's been through enough heartache to know that he should avoid her at all costs, he can't keep himself from visiting her sweet shop every day. When Penny asks him to participate in a crazy scheme so that she can overturn her stepfather's underhanded business ploy, Preston hesitates, wanting to keep the fact that he's a billionaire a secret. However, one look into her soulful blue eyes and he's a goner. Everything seems to be going well for Penny and Preston . . . until they compete against a couple whose heartache transcends all of their misconceptions about love. When all is said and done, will they do the right thing and, in the process, discover a bond that is greater than they thought was even possible? Can just one picture turn Penny into Preston's sweet Valentine? Find out in this Christian romance featuring a fun holiday contest!
Book Synopsis Billionaires in Love by : Michelle Love
Download or read book Billionaires in Love written by Michelle Love and published by Blessings For All SC. This book was released on 2021-03-27 with total page 448 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Enjoy this bad boy billionaire romance collection. Three steamy reads to tempt your senses! Billionaires In Love is a collection of Four three-length novels steaming with an international cast of beautiful people, stunning locations, dark storylines, and hot, hot sensual romance! Featuring the following books: Book one - While You Where Gone: A Billionaire's Second Chance Romance I never thought I would feel happy again. Not for one moment. Not after he took my daughter. The man I married wasn't who I thought he was, and he showed me that in the worst possible way. I was left with nothing, and for five long years, that was the way I wanted it... But now... I want my life back, but not here, not in Manhattan. I need to be far away from this place. I'm starting again in Seattle. A new state, a new home, a new career. I just didn't expect to find new love...Atom. He's gorgeous and mouthwatering, and he makes me want to be very, very naughty... Do I want to risk my peace of mind for some incredible, mind-blowing action? Yes. But can I ever trust another man again? Atom Harcourt makes me want to try... Book two - The Virgin's Dance: A Billionaire Romance It took me by surprise, but now I can’t stop thinking about him. Pilot Scamo. World-famous photographer. Billionaire. Drop-dead gorgeous man. Broken man. He’s nearly twice my age but I’ve never felt this connection before … I feel it everywhere, my heart, my head, my body. It’s like electricity when he touches me, kisses me, When he makes passionate love to me. He’s intoxicating and all I want now is to hold him, Protect him, love him. Will they let us be? We both have so much dark history, so many people against us. I’ll fight for you, Pilot, even if it costs me everything … I’ll fight for you… Book three - Saving Her Rescuer: A Billionaire Romance All I wanted was a weekend away. Away from my ex. My past. The drama that surrounded me. Instead, I was thrown into the arms of a mysterious stranger. I didn't remember much from the accident. Just the strong, protective arms of him dragging me to safety. The masculine scent of his body enveloped me as he pushed my hair away, Whispering Cara in my ear before disappearing. I made it my mission to find him, to thank him. And now I have. Henry Frakes is running from something. He's broken...haunted-and now I want to save him. Before I realize it, we're lost in a passionate and torrid sea of desire. I've completely lost control. I've never been with a man like him, And Henry has ruined any chance that I'll ever want another man at all. But between the delicious kisses and endless nights, There's more to him than he's willing to reveal. And there's one question still lingering-Who is Cara? Is it her that he sees when I'm in his arms? Keywords: Billionaire romance, bad boy, new adult, instalove, age gap romance, alpha male, new adult romance, steamy romance, age gap romance older man younger woman, sweet romance, romantic novels, love, action, adventure, sexually romantic books, hot, alpha hero, contemporary romance, guaranteed HEA, no cliffhangers, sweet romance, love books, love stories.
Book Synopsis The Billionaire's Heart by : Tracey Pedersen
Download or read book The Billionaire's Heart written by Tracey Pedersen and published by Daring Online Adventures. This book was released on 2019-02-11 with total page 77 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This billionaire guards more than one secret… This Valentine’s Day, a ridiculous game hatched inside the Secret Billionaire’s Club means that Sayer Smith, heir to a media fortune, and with the looks of a rock star, needs a date. When his planned companion fails to show, he’s secretly thrilled. Anyone his mother would choose can’t be right for him. Instead, he sets his sights on his assistant, Kendra. Kendra has her own secret, though, and when she tells Sayer it will catapult them into a forbidden weekend spent between the sheets. Can these two find a way to turn their steamy Valentine’s weekend into something more? The Secret Billionaire's Club Books: The Billionaire's Heart The Billionaire's Luck The Billionaire's Treat The Billionaire's Duty The Billionaire's Spark The Billionaire's Club The Billionaire's Scare The Billionaire's Feast The Billionaire's Gift The Billionaire's Surprise
Book Synopsis The Billionaire's Love: Free Sweet Contemporary Romance by : Alexia Praks
Download or read book The Billionaire's Love: Free Sweet Contemporary Romance written by Alexia Praks and published by Alexia Praks Media. This book was released on 2017-11-03 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Chan After the death of her grandmother, Chandra Chandler, known affectionately as Chan, and her two sisters move to Australia to escape their past and build a better life. When a fortune-teller reveals to Chan she will fall in love with a man who is as bright as the sun, she dismisses the very idea as hocus pocus. But when gorgeous Sam Harrington and his daughter waltz into her life, Chan’s world turns upside down. Sam draws her to him like a moth to a flame with his good looks, charismatic personality, and kindness. Most of all, his warm gaze and gentle touches tempt her with the promise of seduction—a dangerous territory she is afraid to enter, yet longs to experience. Sam After the death of his wife in a freak accident, multibillionaire Sam Harrington is sick of women throwing themselves at his feet simply because they are attracted to his enormous bank account and good looks. When he bumps into Chan, he knows instantly she is different. He’s attracted to her and wants her. When he discovers this strong, beautiful woman is broken inside and in danger of losing herself, he vows to protect and love her unconditionally. The Billionaire's Love: Free Sweet Contemporary Romance, Billionaire Romance
Book Synopsis The Billionaires Second Chance by : Michelle Love
Download or read book The Billionaires Second Chance written by Michelle Love and published by Blessings For All SC. This book was released on 2021-03-29 with total page 357 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Enjoy this single dad, billionaire, mafia romance collection at a terrific discount. You don’t have to be a damsel in distress to love a man who takes charge. Sink your teeth into these seductive Billionaires and the women they worship. Make sure to bring a glass of water! Featuring the following books: Book one: The Doctor’s Claim: A Billionaire Single Daddy Romance (Billionaire's Passion Book 1) Alex a Billionaire trauma surgeon... You'd think it would get me some time off to enjoy myself. Unfortunately, this holiday, I'm heading up to White Pines, Wisconsin to see my family. I end up on the goddamn bus, protecting a cute little thing from an asshole who's getting grabby. I don't take too kindly to people pawing at what's mine, and from the minute I lay eyes on pretty Chloe Becker, I have a feeling she's meant to be mine. Then I find out she's got a baby in her, and, other man's baby or no, something about a sweetly breeding girl just drives me wild. She's an innocent girl, whose idea of fun is burgers and star gazing… Maybe before the holiday season is over I can show her what kind of fun I like to get up to. Book two: The Widow’s First Kiss: A Billionaire and A Virgin Romance (Dreams Fulfilled Book 1) When the prettiest young widow in the world comes walking into my life with her adorable daughter, I fall pretty damn fast. I’ve put my career first for most of my life, and now that I’m past forty, I’m starting to wonder if it’s time to think about all the things I sacrificed. Like having a family. Having a sweet face to wake up to in the morning, and loving arms to fall into at night. Lorena just might be the right person to fix all of that for me. Winning her over is going to take some work; she has a baby daughter to protect, along with her own broken heart. But that’s not the complication I’m worried about. My ex, expert gold digger Andrea Case, is inserting herself into my family’s Christmas celebration, manipulating my mother into making sure she can stay. Is she going to ruin Christmas? Or can I find out a way to save it for all of us? Book three: Unexpected Ride: A Dark Mafia Romance (Never Been Caught Book 1) I jacked a car tonight with a bound woman in the trunk. Looks like I saved her life-isn't that ironic? Now she's offering me a pile of jewels to get her to Montreal. I take the job to get a chance at taking her. Those first few nights are hot-but she's got a secret. She's the mob boss's daughter and he wants her back. I haven't had a woman this amazing in my entire life. I'll drive like the devil to keep her safe. But with both the mob and the FBI after us, do we have a chance of a clean getaway? Keywords: billionaire, single dad, mafia. second chance, secret baby romance, happily ever after, love books, love stories, romantic novels, sexually romantic books, guaranteed HEA, no cliffhangers, Christmas romance.
Book Synopsis Baby, ASAP (Book Two) by : Layla Valentine
Download or read book Baby, ASAP (Book Two) written by Layla Valentine and published by Layla Valentine. This book was released on with total page 77 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He needs a baby, ASAP. She wants to be a mom more than anything. Making a deal is the easy part. Making a baby is about to get a lot more complicated… Kaley: I've always wanted a family of my own. But I never thought I'd be able to afford it. That is, until my billionaire boss made me a proposition: I give him a baby, he gets to rehabilitate his image He saves his father's company And I get to raise a child who wants for nothing. Of course, the fact Jonathan Dane is utterly irresistible doesn't hurt. He might be ruthless, But he's putting everything I've ever wanted at my fingertips. A girl can pretend, can't she? Jonathan: I thought I had it all: the cars, the mansion, the yacht. But there's one thing I can't quite shake: my reputation. I'm seen as callous, cold, calculating… And for the billionaire CEO of a toy company, that's a problem… But someone had an idea: Start a family of my own, father an adorable child, and silence my critics for good. And I've already got my eye on one of my gorgeous employees… I can't wait to put my plan into motion.
Book Synopsis The Billionaire Bride by : Marquita Valentine
Download or read book The Billionaire Bride written by Marquita Valentine and published by Marquita Valentine. This book was released on 2015-05-07 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the New York Times and USA Today bestselling author, Marquita Valentine, comes the Brides of Holland Springs, a sweetly sexy series set in the town that readers have come to love. It’s not easy being the woman most likely to be married to a fortune hunter, but Kate Von Lichtenstein has a plan to deter even the most determined gold digger. She’ll take a page right out of her favorite historical romance novel—with her own unique spin—and marry a man of her choosing before the public gets wind of how much money she actually inherited from her grandparents. And who fits the bill better than the sexy and charming American businessman, Noah Sawyer? After selling his share of the successful tech company, Noah Sawyer lost everything when an unscrupulous real estate lawyer stole the money he intended to use to purchase a huge swath of land worth millions. So, when a chance meeting with a hot brunette at a friend’s wedding turns into a mutually beneficial business arrangement, Noah jumps at the chance to salvage his business. However, the sexy land developer has no intention of his marriage to Kate being in name only… The Brides of Holland Springs Series: The Billionaire Bride The Temporary Bride The Forgotten Bride The Christmas Bride The Scottish Bride
Book Synopsis The Valentine Billionaire by : Serenity Woods
Download or read book The Valentine Billionaire written by Serenity Woods and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2022-02-26 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He's my brother's best mate, and he's totally out of bounds... It's been a tough year. I'm an athlete, and although I won a silver medal at the Olympics, I really wanted to win a gold for my mom. I'm determined to do it next time, but right now I'm ready for a much-needed break. The last thing I want to do is go to my brother's wedding. Kai is an All Blacks rugby player, and so's my ex, who'll be there with his gorgeous new girlfriend. The wedding is on Valentine's Day. And I don't have a date. That really sucks. Then my brother's geeky but gorgeous best mate, Lucas Prince, suggests we go together. Kai's been nagging him to get a date, and he thinks it'll be funny if he picks his mate's little sis. However, Kai has given me strict instructions never to date any of his friends again. Also, my father has a history with the Prince family, and he'll blow a gasket if he thinks we're together. On the other hand, Lucas is hot as, and I'm tired of being alone. All he's suggesting is that we fake a relationship for a few days. What could possibly go wrong?
Book Synopsis The Billionaire’s Secret Love by : Ivy Layne
Download or read book The Billionaire’s Secret Love written by Ivy Layne and published by Ginger Quill Press. This book was released on with total page 117 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Emily I tried to say no. I did more than try, I flat out turned him down. Repeatedly. But Tate Winters doesn't take no for an answer. He's smart, hot, and he knows how to get to me. Before I can stop myself, I'm falling for him. But Tate doesn't know my secrets. He doesn't understand that we can't be together, no matter how much we both want it. TateI like things easy, at least when it comes to women. I'm Tate Winters - I've never had to work for a female in my life. Emily is worth the effort, I know she is. She's beautiful, brilliant, and real. The only woman I've ever known who can match me. She keeps running from me, but I won't let her get away. Emily Winslow is mine. I just have to prove it to her. The Billionaire’s Secret Love is a standalone romance with a happy ending. It’s the second book in the Scandals of the Bad Boy Billionaire’s series, and reveals more about the notorious men of the Winters family. You can read it on its own, everything you need to know from the first book is explained, but you might want to read the others once you get a taste of the Winters men ;}
Book Synopsis Irresistible Billionaires by : Michelle Love
Download or read book Irresistible Billionaires written by Michelle Love and published by Blessings For All SC. This book was released on 2021-12-30 with total page 586 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Enjoy this bad boy billionaire romance collection. Hold on to something tight because these cowboys are going to take you on a wild ride that you will never forget! Three brothers and their father. Four lucky ladies. One hard to resist box set. These handsome billionaires won't take a NO for an answer so make sure you get this steamy collection or you will miss out on all of the fun and sensual scenes that each book has to offer. Everything is bigger in Texas and this boxset is no exception. If you believe in second chances and enjoy reading about accidental babies and forbidden romances, you must get this collection today! Keywords: Billionaire romance, bad boy, new adult, instalove, age gap romance, alpha male, new adult romance, steamy romance, age gap romance older man younger woman, sweet romance, romantic novels, love, action, adventure, sexually romantic books, hot, alpha hero, contemporary romance, guaranteed HEA, no cliffhangers, sweet romance, love books, love stories.
Book Synopsis How To Wed A Billionaire by : Layla Valentine
Download or read book How To Wed A Billionaire written by Layla Valentine and published by Layla Valentine. This book was released on with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He’s the kind of guy every gal dreams about… Devilishly gorgeous, irresistibly charming, outrageously rich, and up to now, unattainable. So how do you wed a billionaire? Especially one you’ve only just met? Her: I’m a Texan ranch girl, trying to make it big in LA, One of a million hopeful actresses, hustling daily, and down on my luck. So when I’m offered a spot on reality TV, I’m conflicted: The exposure for my career could be life-changing… But there’s always a catch! I have to marry a stranger, and live with him for two weeks, Wherever will I draw the line between acting a role and being myself on-camera? Especially when I find my new husband is a totally frustrating hottie—who I can’t stand! And what’s more… I soon discover he’s a billionaire! Him: I’m a self-made billionaire, a tech-whizz, and dare I say, a catch… My most recent creation is my best yet: a scientifically perfect dating app. And now I’ve got the perfect hook: Match myself up with a girl the app deems perfect for me, and marry her on the spot. Of course, it’s all a big publicity stunt But my new wife doesn’t need to know!
