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My Best and Funniest Jokes

Author : Johnny B. Laughing
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781548138790
Total Pages : 130 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (387 download)

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Download or read book My Best and Funniest Jokes written by Johnny B. Laughing and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-06-16 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Create Your Very Own Joke Book! 125 Lined Pages / Customizable Table of Contents Do you love laughing at hilarious and funny jokes? Do you have all the best jokes memorized? Now it is time to create your very own personalized joke book with all of your favorite comedy and humor. Perfect for all ages! With this handy book, you are the writer, illustrator, and joke teller! This is a perfect gift for the young and witty performer in the family. Never forget your punchlines again. ...also has a DIY table of contents for quick referencing! 7x10 inches 25 light lines per page 125 pages on white paper Do-it-yourself table of contents Plenty of space for LOTS of laughs You can save and store all your favorite knock knock jokes, one-liners, question and answers jokes, riddles, knee-slappers, prank ideas, and much more. Makes a wonderful gift for creative kids and adults too! Who is Johnny B. Laughing? The Joke King, Johnny B. Laughing is known worldwide for his hilarious jokes, silly humor, and playful attitude. He is best-selling children's joke book author. He is a jokester at heart and enjoys a good laugh, pulling pranks on his friends, and telling funny and hilarious jokes! He has a wide variety of published joke books and continues to create new content on a regular basis. Comedy and humor make life better. Johnny B. Laughing knows this all too well. Makes the Perfect Gift for Any Occasion! Parties Birthdays Holidays School events Gifts for kids Scroll up and click buy to grab your copy today!

Hello! My Name Is ADONIS And My Pen Is Huge!

Author : Mens Dirty Joke Publishing
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781074256258
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (562 download)

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Download or read book Hello! My Name Is ADONIS And My Pen Is Huge! written by Mens Dirty Joke Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-06-16 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect gift for men called Adonis who love their Weenie. Are you looking for a special gift for a loved person or someone close to you? This funny dirty penis joke pun Notebook / Journal, name personalized, is perfect to write down everything comes in mind - use it for your brilliant ideas, as a to-do list, for phone numbers, for saving your memories, as a diary or planner. Your new notebook: high-quality cover great themed design personalized name 110 pages blank white paper, dotted 6 x 9 inch size Cool Notebook are perfect for: Birthday Gifts Christmas Gifts Name Day Gift Co-worker & Boss Gift Student Gifts College & School Supplies and many more Find other Names and click on the Authors Name.

Apropos of Nothing

Author : Woody Allen
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1951627377
Total Pages : 312 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (516 download)

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Download or read book Apropos of Nothing written by Woody Allen and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-03-23 with total page 312 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Long-Awaited, Enormously Entertaining Memoir by One of the Great Artists of Our Time—Now a New York Times, USA Today, Los Angeles Times, and Publisher’s Weekly Bestseller. In this candid and often hilarious memoir, the celebrated director, comedian, writer, and actor offers a comprehensive, personal look at his tumultuous life. Beginning with his Brooklyn childhood and his stint as a writer for the Sid Caesar variety show in the early days of television, working alongside comedy greats, Allen tells of his difficult early days doing standup before he achieved recognition and success. With his unique storytelling pizzazz, he recounts his departure into moviemaking, with such slapstick comedies as Take the Money and Run, and revisits his entire, sixty-year-long, and enormously productive career as a writer and director, from his classics Annie Hall, Manhattan, and Annie and Her Sisters to his most recent films, including Midnight in Paris. Along the way, he discusses his marriages, his romances and famous friendships, his jazz playing, and his books and plays. We learn about his demons, his mistakes, his successes, and those he loved, worked with, and learned from in equal measure. This is a hugely entertaining, deeply honest, rich and brilliant self-portrait of a celebrated artist who is ranked among the greatest filmmakers of our time.

Love's Sweet Haunting

Author : Maureen Clarke
Publisher : Hillcrest Publishing Group
ISBN 13 : 1938223454
Total Pages : 208 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (382 download)

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Download or read book Love's Sweet Haunting written by Maureen Clarke and published by Hillcrest Publishing Group. This book was released on 2012-07 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Don't be afraid of her," old Jim Peterson softly said to Nick Jennings from his room in the nursing home. "She's just waiting for me." Nick has just purchased the Peterson property, a secluded cabin tucked into the Midwest farming landscape, to complete his novel and repair his betrayed heart. Soon after he moves in, Nick discovers that he is sharing his house with the light spirit of Molly Ross, Jim Peterson's lover who died in a car accident over thirty years ago. She lingers, waiting for Jim to join her in death. Love's Sweet Haunting follows Nick as he settles into his haunted haven and resists falling in love again. The depth of Molly and Jim's love is revealed by way of flashbacks induced by unexplained happenings in the house. The heart-wrenching climax confirms that love endures beyond the grave.

Star Wars Mad Libs

Author : Roger Price
Publisher : Mad Libs
ISBN 13 : 9780843132717
Total Pages : 54 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (327 download)

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Download or read book Star Wars Mad Libs written by Roger Price and published by Mad Libs. This book was released on 2008-09-04 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mad Libs is the world’s greatest word game and a great gift or activity for anyone who likes to laugh! Write in the missing words on each page to create your own hilariously funny stories all about Star Wars. Let Star Wars Mad Libs lead you to the ADJECTIVE side of the Force! With 21 "fill-in-the-blank" stories about Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia, and Darth Vader, and the rest of the Star Wars cast, this book is full of intergalactic laughter. This title features information from the original six blockbuster films, so get ready to tell Chewbacca to make the jump to light speed! Play alone, in a group, or with a bounty hunter at your local cantina! Mad Libs are a fun family activity recommended for ages 8 to NUMBER. Star Wars Mad Libs includes: - Silly stories: 21 "fill-in-the-blank" stories set in a galaxy far, far away... - Language arts practice: Mad Libs are a great way to build reading comprehension and grammar skills. - Fun With Friends: each story is a chance for friends to work together to create unique stories!

Based on a True Story

Author : Norm Macdonald
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 0812993632
Total Pages : 245 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (129 download)

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Download or read book Based on a True Story written by Norm Macdonald and published by Random House. This book was released on 2016-09-20 with total page 245 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • “Driving, wild and hilarious” (The Washington Post), here is the incredible “memoir” of the legendary actor, gambler, raconteur, and Saturday Night Live veteran. When Norm Macdonald, one of the greatest stand-up comics of all time, was approached to write a celebrity memoir, he flatly refused, calling the genre “one step below instruction manuals.” Norm then promptly took a two-year hiatus from stand-up comedy to live on a farm in northern Canada. When he emerged he had under his arm a manuscript, a genre-smashing book about comedy, tragedy, love, loss, war, and redemption. When asked if this was the celebrity memoir, Norm replied, “Call it anything you damn like.”

101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes

Author : Elias Hill
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781973749127
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (491 download)

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Download or read book 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes written by Elias Hill and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-07-20 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad jokes. They make you cringe, they make you groan but the one thing they have in common is they come from dad. Be it during a wedding toast or when introducing your dad to someone you want to impress, dad never fails to insert a dad joke wherever he can. This dad joke book makes a great gift for the dad who has everything and has heard everything. Or maybe you want to buy it for yourself and come prepared the next time dad wants to have a joke off. In any event, 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes will have your eyes rolling into the back of your head faster than dad can strip to his tighty-whities on a hot summer day!

A Fan's Notes

Author : Frederick Exley
Publisher : Vintage
ISBN 13 : 0679720766
Total Pages : 401 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (797 download)

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Download or read book A Fan's Notes written by Frederick Exley and published by Vintage. This book was released on 1988-08-12 with total page 401 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This fictional memoir, the first of an autobiographical trilogy, traces a self professed failure's nightmarish decent into the underside of American life and his resurrection to the wisdom that emerges from despair.

Emotional Design

Author : Don Norman
Publisher : Basic Books
ISBN 13 : 0465004172
Total Pages : 276 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (65 download)

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Download or read book Emotional Design written by Don Norman and published by Basic Books. This book was released on 2007-03-20 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why attractive things work better and other crucial insights into human-centered design Emotions are inseparable from how we humans think, choose, and act. In Emotional Design, cognitive scientist Don Norman shows how the principles of human psychology apply to the invention and design of new technologies and products. In The Design of Everyday Things, Norman made the definitive case for human-centered design, showing that good design demanded that the user's must take precedence over a designer's aesthetic if anything, from light switches to airplanes, was going to work as the user needed. In this book, he takes his thinking several steps farther, showing that successful design must incorporate not just what users need, but must address our minds by attending to our visceral reactions, to our behavioral choices, and to the stories we want the things in our lives to tell others about ourselves. Good human-centered design isn't just about making effective tools that are straightforward to use; it's about making affective tools that mesh well with our emotions and help us express our identities and support our social lives. From roller coasters to robots, sports cars to smart phones, attractive things work better. Whether designer or consumer, user or inventor, this book is the definitive guide to making Norman's insights work for you.

Dad Jokes

Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1684120071
Total Pages : 254 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (841 download)

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Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-09-01 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!

The Phantom Tollbooth

Author : Norton Juster
Publisher : Yearling
ISBN 13 : 0394820371
Total Pages : 274 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (948 download)

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Download or read book The Phantom Tollbooth written by Norton Juster and published by Yearling. This book was released on 1988-10-12 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With almost 5 million copies sold 60 years after its original publication, generations of readers have now journeyed with Milo to the Lands Beyond in this beloved classic. Enriched by Jules Feiffer’s splendid illustrations, the wit, wisdom, and wordplay of Norton Juster’s offbeat fantasy are as beguiling as ever. “Comes up bright and new every time I read it . . . it will continue to charm and delight for a very long time yet. And teach us some wisdom, too.” --Phillip Pullman For Milo, everything’s a bore. When a tollbooth mysteriously appears in his room, he drives through only because he’s got nothing better to do. But on the other side, things seem different. Milo visits the Island of Conclusions (you get there by jumping), learns about time from a ticking watchdog named Tock, and even embarks on a quest to rescue Rhyme and Reason. Somewhere along the way, Milo realizes something astonishing. Life is far from dull. In fact, it’s exciting beyond his wildest dreams!

The Accursed

Author : Joyce Carol Oates
Publisher : HarperCollins UK
ISBN 13 : 0007494211
Total Pages : 538 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (74 download)

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Download or read book The Accursed written by Joyce Carol Oates and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2013-03-05 with total page 538 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This eerie tale of psychological horror sees the real inhabitants of turn-of-the-century Princeton fall under the influence of a supernatural power.

Shit I Can't Remember

Author : Phil D Organizers
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781095625095
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (25 download)

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Download or read book Shit I Can't Remember written by Phil D Organizers and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-23 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Organizer & Notebook for Passwords and Shit

The Design of Everyday Things

Author : Don Norman
Publisher : Constellation
ISBN 13 : 0465050654
Total Pages : 370 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (65 download)

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Download or read book The Design of Everyday Things written by Don Norman and published by Constellation. This book was released on 2013-11-05 with total page 370 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Even the smartest among us can feel inept as we fail to figure out which light switch or oven burner to turn on, or whether to push, pull, or slide a door. The fault, argues this ingenious—even liberating—book, lies not in ourselves, but in product design that ignores the needs of users and the principles of cognitive psychology. The problems range from ambiguous and hidden controls to arbitrary relationships between controls and functions, coupled with a lack of feedback or other assistance and unreasonable demands on memorization. The Design of Everyday Things shows that good, usable design is possible. The rules are simple: make things visible, exploit natural relationships that couple function and control, and make intelligent use of constraints. The goal: guide the user effortlessly to the right action on the right control at the right time. In this entertaining and insightful analysis, cognitive scientist Don Norman hails excellence of design as the most important key to regaining the competitive edge in influencing consumer behavior. Now fully expanded and updated, with a new introduction by the author, The Design of Everyday Things is a powerful primer on how—and why—some products satisfy customers while others only frustrate them.

Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Author : Zondervan,
Publisher : Zonderkidz
ISBN 13 : 0310750636
Total Pages : 129 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (17 download)

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Download or read book Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids written by Zondervan, and published by Zonderkidz. This book was released on 2016-02-02 with total page 129 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Knock, knock! [Who’s there?] Lots of. [Lots of who?] Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids! This collection of kid-friendly jokes will keep you and your friends and family laughing out loud! Whether you’re stuck in the house, on a road trip, or waiting in a painfully-long line in the grocery store self-checkout lane, these jokes will have everyone cracking up. This compilation of over 250 jokes is hilarious, clean, kid-friendly and includes everything from knock-knock jokes, to Q&A jokes, tongue twisters, and a whole lot more. Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is certain to have you laughing out loud, snorting riotously, and generally gasping for air. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good place we can get something to eat? Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is great for all joke tellers and listeners, and readers ages 6-10 years old and includes: Family-friendly jokes A wide variety of joke styles Fun illustrations that add to the fun Perplexing yet funny riddles Bonus Q&A jokes Let your family and friends in on this joke, and enjoy hours of laughter together!

The Daily Show (The Book)

Author : Chris Smith
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1455565350
Total Pages : 559 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (555 download)

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Download or read book The Daily Show (The Book) written by Chris Smith and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2016-11-22 with total page 559 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The complete, uncensored history of the award-winning The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, as told by its correspondents, writers, and host. For almost seventeen years, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart brilliantly redefined the borders between television comedy, political satire, and opinionated news coverage. It launched the careers of some of today's most significant comedians, highlighted the hypocrisies of the powerful, and garnered 23 Emmys. Now the show's behind-the-scenes gags, controversies, and camaraderie will be chronicled by the players themselves, from legendary host Jon Stewart to the star cast members and writers-including Samantha Bee, Stephen Colbert, John Oliver, Steve Carell, Lewis Black, Jessica Williams, John Hodgman, and Larry Wilmore-plus some of The Daily Show's most prominent guests and adversaries: John and Cindy McCain, Glenn Beck, Tucker Carlson, and many more. This oral history takes the reader behind the curtain for all the show's highlights, from its origins as Comedy Central's underdog late-night program hosted by Craig Kilborn to Jon Stewart's long reign to Trevor Noah's succession, rising from a scrappy jester in the 24-hour political news cycle to become part of the beating heart of politics-a trusted source for not only comedy but also commentary, with a reputation for calling bullshit and an ability to effect real change in the world. Through years of incisive election coverage, Jon Stewart's emotional monologue in the wake of 9/11, his infamous confrontation on Crossfire, passionate debates with President Obama and Hillary Clinton, feuds with Bill O'Reilly and Fox, the Indecisions, Mess O'Potamia, and provocative takes on Wall Street and racism, The Daily Show has been a cultural touchstone. Now, for the first time, the people behind the show's seminal moments come together to share their memories of the last-minute rewrites, improvisations, pranks, romances, blow-ups, and moments of Zen both on and off the set of one of America's most groundbreaking shows.

Large Family Logistics

Author : Kim Brenneman
Publisher : Vision Forum
ISBN 13 : 9781934554784
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (547 download)

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Download or read book Large Family Logistics written by Kim Brenneman and published by Vision Forum. This book was released on 2012-10-10 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Prioritizing your time and your life, you'll be able to manage a bustling home in a way that honors God and builds up family relationships. By following the clear model of Proverbs 31:10, and adapting the characteristics that make up a faithful homekeeper, you too can become an "Excellent Wife."