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Book Synopsis You've Got to Be Kitten Me by : Meg Bawden
Download or read book You've Got to Be Kitten Me written by Meg Bawden and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-09-09 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Brad Widstrom's human puppy left him. To keep his mind off his loneliness, he drills all his extra time into coaching his kickball team. After a game one night, he goes to a pet-play party. He doesn't expect to meet someone who makes his blood sizzle. The thing is, the man he wants isn't a puppy, he's a cat. Brad doesn't know the first thing about them. One thing is certain, though, and that's how much he wants Harley.Harley Silvain is used to being ignored. Owners prefer the friendlier pet--dogs, not cats--and Harley is anything but sociable. There's something pleasing about having an owner take care of him, but he's not sure about this new man, Brad. Harley keeps waiting for Brad to decide he's too much work. He's sure he'll be replaced by a mutt.When Brad's friend asks him to take in a pup who has been abused by his owner, Harley hates the idea. It's one step closer to Brad dropping him, and he's not willing to let a canine in the house. No matter how many times Brad reassures Harley he'd never leave him for a dog, Harley doesn't believe it. If they want to make this relationship work, Brad will need to help Harley past his insecurities, or it'll implode before it even begins.
Book Synopsis Kitten Lady's Big Book of Little Kittens by : Hannah Shaw
Download or read book Kitten Lady's Big Book of Little Kittens written by Hannah Shaw and published by Aladdin. This book was released on 2019-10-08 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From kitten rescuer and New York Times bestselling author Hannah Shaw, also known as Kitten Lady on YouTube and Instagram, comes an inspiring picture book that takes readers on the adorable journey of foster kittens from their first days after birth all the way to adoption! Did you know that kittens are born with their eyes closed, and they are so small that they can fit in the palm of your hand? Or that being groomed with a toothbrush reminds orphan kittens of their mothers’ tongues, and helps them feel comfy and safe? Learn these facts and more in Kitten Lady’s first picture book! Hannah uses her engaging, fun voice to show how she helps orphan kittens grow up, get adopted, and become healthy, happy cats. Featuring irresistible photographs and playful doodles, Kitten Lady’s Big Book of Little Kittens shows what you can do to help the tiniest felines in our big, big world.
Book Synopsis Are You Kitten Me by : Quinn Anderson
Download or read book Are You Kitten Me written by Quinn Anderson and published by Riptide Publishing. This book was released on 2022-12-05 with total page 262 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Free to Good Home: two sweet males, need lots of love! Shane Maguire is over-stressed and under-loved. He’s finally landed a respectable job at an upscale restaurant, but the brutal hours have butchered his chances at romance. When his dad suggests he fill the void with a pet, Shane agrees and falls head-over-heels for a gorgeous shelter kitten. There’s only one problem: the handsome stranger who claims he saw her first. They can’t both adopt her, so Shane proposes they share custody . . . of a cat. What could go wrong? Damian Murphy used to love working from home, but prolonged isolation has made the passing days a blur. He hopes his adorable new tabby will shake things up. Now if only Shane would stop insisting she’s their cat and disappear already, same as all the other men in his life. But the more time they spend together, the harder it is to deny their smoldering chemistry. Meatball is a kitten. She is very cute, which is important because of reasons. For such a little cat, Meatball has big problems. Her dads are in denial, and as much as she enjoys watching them dance around each other, they need a claw in the right direction. If the three of them are going to be a real family, someone will have to play matchmaker. And Meatball is just the intrepid kitty for the job.
Book Synopsis What Kind of Quiz Book Are You? by : Rachel McMahon
Download or read book What Kind of Quiz Book Are You? written by Rachel McMahon and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-07-02 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From BuzzFeed’s quiz-making genius—a witty and irresistible collection of whip-smart and pop culture savvy quizzes that reveals secrets and quirks you never knew about yourself. Who hasn’t clicked on an online quiz that suggests your choice of Pop Tart flavor (or favorite Jonas brother) will reveal your relationship status or hidden personality traits? (Hint: hundreds of millions of people have done this, and counting!) Perfect for all ages and backgrounds, this fun, light-hearted, and thought-provoking collection features both brand new and popular quizzes directly from BuzzFeed’s viral sensation Rachel McMahon. Featuring additional irreverent commentary and breakdowns of quiz outcomes not previously published on such topics as who is your celebrity boyfriend based on what frozen yogurt you like to finding out whether you are more Phineas or Ferb based on your favorite sandwich toppings, What Kind of Quiz Book Are You? is an entertaining and laugh-out-loud collection like no other, destined to become as addictive as coloring books.
Download or read book PUNimals written by Jake Onami Agnew and published by Info-Tech.guru. This book was released on 2023-04-01 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: PUNimals: A Book of Animal Antics, is a children's picture book with a large collection of animal-centric puns and wordplay that are sure to entertain a large audience. This book presents a wealth of clever double-entendres and jokes that will bring laughter and joy to those who read it. Each page is decorated with a high quality cut-out photograph of each particular animal that is the subject of its very own joke. PUNimals is equally appropriate for adults as well as youngsters, and it will certainly bring joy to parents and guardians as they read it with their little ones. Children will find it particularly exhilarating and pleasurable to study the bright and vibrant images upon each page - as well as enjoying the thought-provoking mental challenges of interpreting the unique brand of humor that is used in the book. As abstract as some of the puns are, they are successfully woven together throughout the 76 page book with enough logical continuity and reasoning that they manage to portray a mini-narrative at some points within the collection of jokes. Whether the audience consists adults with a witty sense of humor and a passion for puns, or young children who are first grasping the nature of wordplay and linguistic humor - this book is sure to bring a series of smiles and chuckles to whoever reads it. The book features 64 different puns within its carefully crafted pages, and it is available in both hardcover and paperback editions - as well as being distributed in electronic eBook format.
Book Synopsis Toto the Tornado Kitten by : Jonathan Hall
Download or read book Toto the Tornado Kitten written by Jonathan Hall and published by Dingley Dell Publishing. This book was released on 2012-04-01 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The story of a kitten rescued after being deposited in a tree during the tornado that hit Brimfield, Massachusetts, June 1, 2011. "Meet Toto's friends and follow along as he loses his old home, but finds a new one"--Back cover.
Book Synopsis Call of the Cats by : Andrew Bloomfield
Download or read book Call of the Cats written by Andrew Bloomfield and published by New World Library. This book was released on 2016-10-14 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When aspiring screenwriter Andrew Bloomfield moved into a bungalow in Southern California he soon discovered that he shared the property with a large colony of feral cats — untamed, uninterested in human touch, not purring pets in waiting. But after a midnight attack by predators that decimated yet another litter of kittens, Bloomfield decided to intervene. He began to name and nurse, feed and house, rescue and neuter. Drawing on his time living in Asia among spiritual teachers, he takes us on the contemplative, humorous, and poignant journey of saving these cats, only to find it was they who saved him by revealing a world of meaning beyond his unrealized Hollywood dreams.
Download or read book Caught in the Act written by Clare Kauter and published by Clare Kauter. This book was released on 2017-08-18 with total page 179 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I’m Charlie Davies, and I just let a murderer escape. Oops. Now I have to track the killer down, which would be a lot easier if I wasn’t still healing from my last scrape with a murderer. And it’s not just my injuries slowing me down. The constant nightmares about the guy I stabbed aren’t helping either. Plus now that Topher's back, keeping my thing with James McKenzie a secret is going to be tricky – especially since James and my bro are living together. I needs to catch the murderer, if I don’t get caught out first. So basically it’s business as usual.
Download or read book Moonburn written by Aynsley J. Fraser and published by Wolf and Rose. This book was released on 2022-10-29 with total page 376 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to Glenwood! Moonburn is the first book in the Moonlight in Glenwood series by creative duo Aynsley J. Fraser & Lita Hunt. Evie and Laika are werewolves working part-time as Moonlighters for the supernatural task force, MOONS. Neither is ready to give up her day job yet because when trouble is afoot, their pack, Night Claw, isn’t getting the call. No one believes a pair of barely-trained, late twenties werewolves are ready for more than domestic disturbances. However, when a magical murder mystery shatters the peace of their Californian suburb, it’s all Moonlighters on deck. With suspects ranging from vampires to witches, no clues to go on, and murders starting to pile up, Night Claw finally has an opportunity to prove themselves. Can Evie and Laika rise to the challenge before anarchy spreads through Glenwood? --- Moonburn is an action-packed adventure, following two strong heroines and a diverse supporting cast into the supernatural world of Glenwood.
Download or read book Tiny But Mighty written by Hannah Shaw and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2019-08-06 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: *A New York Times Bestseller* #1 National Bestseller Indie Bestseller From Kitten Lady, the professional kitten rescuer, humane educator, animal advocate, and owner of the popular Instagram @kittenxlady comes the definitive book on saving the most vulnerable—and adorable—feline population: newborn kittens. Hannah Shaw, better known as Kitten Lady, has dedicated her life to saving the tiniest felines, but one doesn't have to be a professional kitten rescuer to change—and save—lives. In Tiny but Mighty, Hannah not only outlines the dangers newborn kittens face and how she combats them, but how you can help every step of the way, from fighting feline overpopulation on the streets to fostering unweaned kittens, from combating illness to combating compassion fatigue, from finding a vet to finding the purrfect forever home. Filled with information on animal welfare, instructional guides, and personal rescue stories of kittens like Chloe, Tidbit, Hank, and Badger—not to mention hundreds of adorable kitten photos—Tiny but Mighty is the must-have kitten book for cat lovers, current-and-future rescuers, foster parents, activists, and advocates.
Book Synopsis Paranormal Incorporated by : Blair Parke
Download or read book Paranormal Incorporated written by Blair Parke and published by 4 Horsemen Publications, Inc.. This book was released on 2024-05-30 with total page 121 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometimes we think our co-workers could be from another planet, but what if that was true? What if the guy in the cubicle next door gets his work done quickly because he has two heads … or four arms? Or maybe your boss seems to always be looking over your shoulder because he’s a ghost? Is your cubicle mate a vampire or is he just addicted to espresso? Paranormal Incorporated: Office Memo 2 brings horror and humor together as classic monsters find themselves in the corporate jungle of fax machines, office memos, and that never-ending smell from the fridge. Well, that might be a werewolf’s lunch…
Book Synopsis Roald Dahl: Whizzpopping Joke Book by : Roald Dahl
Download or read book Roald Dahl: Whizzpopping Joke Book written by Roald Dahl and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2016-09-13 with total page 129 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection of hundreds of great jokes would make even the Trunchbull laugh! Inspired by Roald Dahl's wonderful world, these gigglesome gags are guaranteed to raise a chuckle from human beans young and old.
Book Synopsis Chronicles of Eden - Act XI by : Alexander Gordon
Download or read book Chronicles of Eden - Act XI written by Alexander Gordon and published by Alexander Gordon. This book was released on 2020-08-29 with total page 752 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The story continues as Daniel, Daemon, and their harems of lovely monstergirls draw ever closer to an impending war within their world. One Dark Queen has amassed an army of bloodthirsty savages to reap anarchy across the land, another is on the brink of being released and ushering in a different chaotic future for all, and if that wasn't bad enough another contender may already be plotting the end for everyone, man and monster alike. The number of safe havens to retreat to is swiftly dwindling, those that favor destruction are beginning to outnumber those who want to live in peace, and the notion that monsters could be kindhearted creatures is in danger of being forever disproved by a pair of vengeful twin sisters. The fate of Eden rests in the hands of two differing knights. One, a stoic warrior and guardian, and the other, a visionary and defender.
Download or read book Punny Jokes written by Warren Peace and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-09-07 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pun and jokelovers unite!Punny Jokesis packed with hundreds upon hundreds of hilarious, pun-tastic jokes! What's better than a good pun? Five hundred of the puniest jokes in the universe, of course!Punny Jokesis a gift-worthy hardcover that covers everything from classic puns of yore to brand-new jokes, including: What do you call a cow without legs?Ground beef. When does a duck wake up?At the quack of dawn! Why are teddy bears never hungry?They're stuffed! What type of sandals does a frog wear?Open-toad! What's a pirate's favorite letter?RRRRRR. What did the syrup say to the waffle?I love you a waffle lot! What do you call the wife of a hippies?A Mississippi! And many, many more! WithPunny Jokes, you'll be rolling on the floor laughing-for real!
Book Synopsis Roald Dahl Whoppsy-Whiffling Joke Book by : Roald Dahl
Download or read book Roald Dahl Whoppsy-Whiffling Joke Book written by Roald Dahl and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2018-01-16 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Roald Dahl is known for his humor! This joke book is an ideal companion to his beloved novels. Roald Dahl's Whoppsy-Whiffling Joke Book is a collection of hundreds of great jokes that would make even the Trunchbull laugh! Inspired by Roald Dahl's wonderful world, these gigglesome gags are guaranteed to raise a chuckle from human beans young and old. READER BEWARE: The jokes in this book may cause you to become the embodiment of the crying-laughing emoji. Side effects include, but are not limited to, stomach pain, tears of joy, falling off chairs, and flailing.
Book Synopsis If the RPG World Had Social Media..., Vol. 1 (manga) by : Yusuke Nitta
Download or read book If the RPG World Had Social Media..., Vol. 1 (manga) written by Yusuke Nitta and published by Yen Press LLC. This book was released on 2021-06-22 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When a fantasy world has fully functioning smartphones and internet (for some reason), it’s only natural for its sixteen-year-old shut-in of a Hero to declare war via text message on the Demon Lord who has abducted the kingdom’s princess. But is it natural for that Demon Lord to be an innocent teenage girl who hates conflict?!! And somehow, this hopelessly weak, level one Hero ends up texting that overly pure Demon Lord, her cheerful Demon Generals (who are all smitten with her), and a kidnapped princess who is seriously falling for her captor as he sets off on a perilous journey to meet his online cru—er, mortal enemy face-to-face!
Book Synopsis The Laugh Giraffe's Best and Funniest Animal Jokes by : Sky Pony Press
Download or read book The Laugh Giraffe's Best and Funniest Animal Jokes written by Sky Pony Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-11-03 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why do birds fly south in the winter? It’s too far to walk! Where do penguins keep their money? In a snow bank! A hilarious collection of 350 unique jokes presented by the highly hilarious Laugh Giraffe for kids to enjoy, complete with hysterical illustrations! Do you ever struggle to find new jokes? Never fear! Using his long neck to search high and low, far and wide, the Laugh Giraffe can find all the best animal jokes for you! Prepare for witty one-liners, clever puns, powerful punchlines, jubilant jests, and many more hilarious jokes in this fantastic collection. The Laugh Giraffe's Best and Funniest Animal Jokes is filled to the brim with both classic and original jokes to make readers keel over in laughter. Written to meet the unquenchable needs of the millions of children eternally hungry for joke books, this collection is complete with 350 hilarious jokes, and is complemented by silly line drawings that are sure to amuse kids. Its endless supply of fresh content and splashy, engaging design make this book a sure source of fun for young readers as well as parents, siblings, and friends! Perfect for long car rides and rainy days, this book is sure to bring laughter and fun to little ones.
