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Author : Nancy Gray
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781591766001
Total Pages : 119 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (66 download)
Download or read book Why Men are Like Popcorn written by Nancy Gray and published by . This book was released on 2004 with total page 119 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Nancy Gray
Publisher : iBooks
ISBN 13 : 9780743486576
Total Pages : 132 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (865 download)
Download or read book Why Men Are Like Popcorn written by Nancy Gray and published by iBooks. This book was released on 2004 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You know him, you can't avoid him, and who knows, you may even love him. Take a good look at his actions, habits, and perceptions, and you'll see what women across the country have always known: men are the stuff of great jokes! This raucous collection of good-natured humor certainly offers a profound insight into men, and it may even better a woman's understanding of the men in her life. More than anything, it will provide hilarious respite from the war between the sexes, proving once and for all that women know a good joke when they see one. What's the difference between government bonds and men? Bonds mature Why are men happy? Because ignorance is bliss What has an IQ of seven? Eight men
Author : Sheroy Kermani
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1477265147
Total Pages : 257 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (772 download)
Download or read book Jokes - Apart written by Sheroy Kermani and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2012-12-21 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Overview - This book is my personal collection of some of the best jokes that I have saved through the many years that I have been on the internet. Most of the jokes have been read over & over again yet they always seem to bring that smile on a person & lighten the moment. This book is for those who do not have the liberty or the time of getting on the internet to read jokes & funny quotes, yet it becomes a good nights reading or an excellent pass time during travels &between hectic schedules of day to day life. I personally treasure these jokes as a memento from all my friends & family who have forwarded them to me over the years & would be delighted to share them with you.
Author : Warren Fahey
Publisher : HarperCollins Australia
ISBN 13 : 073044516X
Total Pages : 21 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (34 download)
Download or read book The Big Fat Book of Aussie Jokes written by Warren Fahey and published by HarperCollins Australia. This book was released on 2010-03-01 with total page 21 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Where would our country be without its proud traditions? Beer, ballads, blokes - and the ability to laugh at yourself? Where would our country be without its proud traditions?Beer, ballads, blokes - and the ability to laugh at yourself. Folklorist Warren Fahey's fabulous collection of Aussie jokes is guaranteed to entertain and offend absolutely everyone! GENERAL RULES OF AUSSIE EtIQUEttE1. Never take a beer to a job interview.2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting them.3. It's tacky to take an Esky to church.4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets.5. Even if you're certain you're included in the will, it's rudeto take the trailer to the funeral home. Warren Fahey, larrikin, balladeer, author and professional joke collector, has done all the hard work for you by bunging together all his favourite gags: the ones about marriage and men, about work and cars, about politics, foreigners (especially that lot across the tasman) and religion. So all you have to do is laugh. Which you will, or risk being branded a dickhead. the Big Fat Book of Aussie Jokes is the biggest, fattest, funniest joke book in the land..
Author : Karosh Taha
Publisher : V&Q Books
ISBN 13 : 3863913655
Total Pages : 214 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (639 download)
Download or read book In the Belly of the Queen written by Karosh Taha and published by V&Q Books. This book was released on 2023-04-01 with total page 214 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Amal shocks the whole neighbourhood by beating up her classmate Younes. Her father defends her behaviour and encourages her to assert herself. From then on everyone avoids Amal – and then her father leaves. Searching in vain for an explanation, Amal finds unexpected refuge with Younes and his mother Shahira, both outsiders like her. Years later, when the situation comes to a head and the conflict with Raffiq's gang escalates, Amal flees to Kurdistan to look for her father. Raffiq's friend Younes is the reluctant centre of attention in their neighbourhood – thanks to his free-spirited mother Shahira, who breaks all the rules. Raffiq thinks about Shahira all the time, at once fascinated and repulsed by her. Unable to bear the situation any longer, Younes plans to leave. When Raffiq's girlfriend Amal also wants to move away, Raffiq's world begins to break apart. He attempts to sabotage their plans. The question is: what does Raffiq actually want to do with his life? In her kaleidoscopic novel, Karosh Taha expands our ideas of class, race and gender as she loops two stories around an invisible lynchpin: a woman who defies all expectations, a blank canvas for projections from all those around her. Deftly translated by Grashina Gabelmann, the book can be explored from either end, creating two very different narratives.
Author : Stephen Arnott
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1612433723
Total Pages : 653 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (124 download)
Download or read book Man Walks into a Bar written by Stephen Arnott and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2007-08-28 with total page 653 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A massive collection of laugh-out-loud jokes—arranged A-to-Z by subject! •Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He finally decided to stick it out for one more year! •A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.” •Where do you get virgin wool from? An ugly sheep! •What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? “Oh look! Donut seeds!” •The police have reported the theft of a shipment of filing cabinets, document folders, and labeling machines—it’s believed to have been the work of organized crime. Keep yourself—and friends and family—laughing with a new joke every day. This book is packed full of thousands of jokes, alphabetically organized into hundreds of topics from accountants to zebras, providing one gigantic, over-the-top, laugh-out-loud collection.
Author : Timothy Johnson
Publisher : Permuted Press+ORM
ISBN 13 : 1618683977
Total Pages : 417 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (186 download)
Download or read book Carrier written by Timothy Johnson and published by Permuted Press+ORM. This book was released on 2014-11-04 with total page 417 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Beautiful writing, good zombie action and a compelling cast of characters onboard a massive spaceship make Carrier a fun ride.” —Craig DiLouie, author of Suffer The Children With Earth’s resources on the verge of exhaustion and worldwide civil war imminent, we looked to the stars for answers. Beneath the surface of lifeless planets, we found all the resources we could ever consume . . . Stellan Lund is chief security officer aboard the Atlas, a carrier. Life on a carrier is peaceful. As long as the Atlas’ crew does its job, the New Earth Council leaves them alone. The only risk is an occasional case of black madness, a mental-break condition thought to be caused by extended deep space travel. It’s a small risk to take for freedom. But then Adelynn Skinner, an agent of the New Earth Council, boards and orders the Atlas to uncharted territory where a dying planet with unidentified material waits. It could be the key to ending New Earth’s civil war—or it could end civilization as they know it. They will break protocol and mine the planet before its red giant star consumes it, because some risks are worth taking. Stellan isn’t about to let Skinner jeopardize the Atlas or its crew, but with mounting disturbances and rising concern over the black madness, Stellan struggles just to hold the ship together. When an accident exposes some of the crew to the alien material, reports of black madness escalate. But something about these cases is different—and it seems to be spreading... Combining character-rich storytelling, dystopian themes, and suspense that builds into an avalanche, Carrier follows Stellan Lund as he discovers that he carries the fate of a world and sacrificing whatever remains of his soul may be necessary to survive. It’s an action-packed, horrifying contemplation of what it means to be heroic, and how the most beautiful human traits may lead to the destruction of all that we cherish.
Author : Richard B. McKenzie
Publisher : Springer Science & Business Media
ISBN 13 : 0387770011
Total Pages : 332 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (877 download)
Download or read book Why Popcorn Costs So Much at the Movies written by Richard B. McKenzie and published by Springer Science & Business Media. This book was released on 2008-04-17 with total page 332 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This entertaining book seeks to unravel an array of pricing puzzles from the one captured in the book’s title to why so many prices end with "9" (as in $2.99 or $179). Along the way, the author explains how the 9/11 terrorists have, through the effects of their heinous acts on the relative prices of various modes of travel, killed more Americans since 9/11 than they killed that fateful day. He also explains how well-meaning efforts to spur the use of alternative, supposedly environmentally friendly fuels have starved millions of people around the world and given rise to the deforestation of rainforests in Malaysia and Indonesia.
Author : Krishna L. Guadalupe
Publisher : Thomson Brooks/Cole
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 486 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (91 download)
Download or read book Multidimensional Contextual Practice: Diversity and Transcendence written by Krishna L. Guadalupe and published by Thomson Brooks/Cole. This book was released on 2005 with total page 486 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: MULTIDIMENSIONAL CONTEXTUAL PRACTICE: DIVERSITY AND TRANSCENDENCE offers a comprehensive perspective on human diversity. It addresses possible cognitive, emotional, behavioral, and social effects of stereotypes as well as the need for conscious change while honoring human complexities. A Framework for Human Diversity and Transcendence is introduced as a set of principles for approaching clients’ experiences as contextual and multidimensional. Important Notice: Media content referenced within the product description or the product text may not be available in the ebook version.
Author : Sid McCoy
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 146979635X
Total Pages : 524 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (697 download)
Download or read book The Last Grace written by Sid McCoy and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2012-03-28 with total page 524 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Civil War Mandy White says goodbye to her love, Wills Lay, and other young friends who are off to save the Pond Fork River Valley and Virginia from the Union. She is comforted by her pastor, friends John and Hiley, and young Tow Head. To the east, Vera and Thatcher Marlowe watch their daughter Lacy say farewell to Ira Bettencourt, the young man she hopes to marry. Her sister flees to Richmond, hoping to contact a recent visitor to her family home, an actor named Booth. Ira and Wills are dispatched on a dangerous mission that could help the South gain victory. Mandy, back home, is caught in a deadly struggle between Union Lieutenant David Hasker and her old friend, Georgie Coon, leader of a small Rebel band. As Mandy awaits the arrival of a famous Union General who will lead the celebration of the new state of West Virginia, she learns that Georgie Coon is set on assassination of the general who Lieutenant Hasker is ordered to protect. A few ridge lines to the east, Ira and Wills learn that the location of their secret mission is the same as the site of ceremonial burial of one of the Confederacys greatest field generals. Mandy and Wills are not aware of the great dangers they and their friends face.
Author : Joel Weber
Publisher : Rodale
ISBN 13 : 1605293105
Total Pages : 645 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (52 download)
Download or read book The Men's Health Big Book of Food & Nutrition written by Joel Weber and published by Rodale. This book was released on 2010-12-21 with total page 645 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An all-encompassing guide to transforming the body in a minimum of time demystifies contradictory dietary guidelines while making recommendations for informed shopping, eating and cooking. Original.
Author : Margaret Gibbon
Publisher : Routledge
ISBN 13 : 1317880277
Total Pages : 174 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (178 download)
Download or read book Feminist Perspectives on Language written by Margaret Gibbon and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2018-12-14 with total page 174 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Feminist Perspectives Series seeks to provide concise, accessible and engaging introductions to key feminist topics and debates. The texts in the series are designed to be used on a wide range of courses exploring feminist issues and are written by experienced teachers who are also well known in their respective fields. Each book in the series includes the most up-to-date statistics, research data, key sources and suggestions for further reading. Feminist Perspectives On Language provides an accessible introduction to this complex area. It redresses the balance of current feminist texts which tend to concentrate on discourse analysis and fail to connect with feminist thought in other disciplines such as sociology and politics. The text is divided into two parts, the first looks at language itself, how we learn language exploring such questions as; Does language free or trap us? Does our language affect how we come to understand the world around us? Is our language sexist? If so, does that reflect male dominance in society? and many more issues. Part Two explores questions of methodology and interpretation examining language in use, communication styles and the analysis of conversation.
Author : Cynthia Enloe
Publisher : Univ of California Press
ISBN 13 : 0520220714
Total Pages : 440 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (22 download)
Download or read book Maneuvers written by Cynthia Enloe and published by Univ of California Press. This book was released on 2000-02 with total page 440 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Enloe outlines the dilemmas feminists around the globe face in trying to craft theories and strategies that support militerized women, locally and internationally, without unwittingly being militerized themselves.
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Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 806 pages
Book Rating : 4.A/5 ( download)
Download or read book The Socialist Review written by and published by . This book was released on 1920 with total page 806 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Rita Mae Brown
Publisher : Bantam
ISBN 13 : 0553898655
Total Pages : 338 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (538 download)
Download or read book Murder, She Meowed written by Rita Mae Brown and published by Bantam. This book was released on 2004-03-30 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “As feline collaborators go, you couldn’t ask for better than Sneaky Pie Brown, the canny tiger cat. . . . Solid storytelling.”—The New York Times Book Review The annual steeplechase races are the high point in the social calendar of the horse-mad Virginians of cozy Crozet. But when one of the jockeys is found murdered in the main barn, Mary Minor “Harry” Haristeen finds herself in a desperate race of her own—to trap the killer. Luckily for her, she has an experienced ally: her sage tiger cat, Mrs. Murphy. Utilizing her feline genius to plumb the depths of human depravity, Mrs. Murphy finds herself on a trail that leads to the shocking truth behind the murder. But will her human companion catch on in time to beat the killer to the gruesome finish line? “The browns [Rita Mae and Sneaky Pie] once again blend plot, character, and atmosphere with plenty of wit and charm to create a delightful entertainment.”—Publishers Weekly
Author : Kerri G. Odom
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 0595151639
Total Pages : 174 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (951 download)
Download or read book Life's a Joke So Why Not Tell One written by Kerri G. Odom and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2000-12 with total page 174 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The book is all jokes and they are adult based. The jokes range from hunting to sex to doctors and lawyers you name it, it's in there. Some of the jokes are just plain dirty but others are clean and funny. Each chapter is based on the name, like HUNTING is just about hunting jokes and so on.
Author : Dee Michel
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780999701607
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (16 download)
Download or read book Friends of Dorothy written by Dee Michel and published by . This book was released on 2018-03 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Friends of Dorothy Dee Michel explains the enduring appeal of Oz for gay men and boys. The book also tackles the long-taboo topic of gay boys, examining their feelings about escaping to Oz, the characters they identify with, and the psychological and spiritual uses they make of stories set in Oz.
