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Author : Nancy Gray
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781591766001
Total Pages : 119 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (66 download)
Download or read book Why Men are Like Popcorn written by Nancy Gray and published by . This book was released on 2004 with total page 119 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Nancy Gray
Publisher : iBooks
ISBN 13 : 9780743486576
Total Pages : 132 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (865 download)
Download or read book Why Men Are Like Popcorn written by Nancy Gray and published by iBooks. This book was released on 2004 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You know him, you can't avoid him, and who knows, you may even love him. Take a good look at his actions, habits, and perceptions, and you'll see what women across the country have always known: men are the stuff of great jokes! This raucous collection of good-natured humor certainly offers a profound insight into men, and it may even better a woman's understanding of the men in her life. More than anything, it will provide hilarious respite from the war between the sexes, proving once and for all that women know a good joke when they see one. What's the difference between government bonds and men? Bonds mature Why are men happy? Because ignorance is bliss What has an IQ of seven? Eight men
Author : Sheroy Kermani
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1477265147
Total Pages : 257 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (772 download)
Download or read book Jokes - Apart written by Sheroy Kermani and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2012-12-21 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Overview - This book is my personal collection of some of the best jokes that I have saved through the many years that I have been on the internet. Most of the jokes have been read over & over again yet they always seem to bring that smile on a person & lighten the moment. This book is for those who do not have the liberty or the time of getting on the internet to read jokes & funny quotes, yet it becomes a good nights reading or an excellent pass time during travels &between hectic schedules of day to day life. I personally treasure these jokes as a memento from all my friends & family who have forwarded them to me over the years & would be delighted to share them with you.
Author : Warren Fahey
Publisher : HarperCollins Australia
ISBN 13 : 073044516X
Total Pages : 21 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (34 download)
Download or read book The Big Fat Book of Aussie Jokes written by Warren Fahey and published by HarperCollins Australia. This book was released on 2010-03-01 with total page 21 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Where would our country be without its proud traditions? Beer, ballads, blokes - and the ability to laugh at yourself? Where would our country be without its proud traditions?Beer, ballads, blokes - and the ability to laugh at yourself. Folklorist Warren Fahey's fabulous collection of Aussie jokes is guaranteed to entertain and offend absolutely everyone! GENERAL RULES OF AUSSIE EtIQUEttE1. Never take a beer to a job interview.2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting them.3. It's tacky to take an Esky to church.4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets.5. Even if you're certain you're included in the will, it's rudeto take the trailer to the funeral home. Warren Fahey, larrikin, balladeer, author and professional joke collector, has done all the hard work for you by bunging together all his favourite gags: the ones about marriage and men, about work and cars, about politics, foreigners (especially that lot across the tasman) and religion. So all you have to do is laugh. Which you will, or risk being branded a dickhead. the Big Fat Book of Aussie Jokes is the biggest, fattest, funniest joke book in the land..
Author : Mackey Miller
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1469104245
Total Pages : 182 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (691 download)
Download or read book Mouse Attack!! written by Mackey Miller and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2009-09-25 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: YOUVE GOT MAIL.. Its a daily task of going through our e-mails- reading, forwarding, and deleting .. and then we wished we had saved that joke or story; be it spiritual and heartwarming, a tear jerker, a funny joke or story you about wet yourself over, informative, political, or maybe even one those little naughty ones - whatever they may be - we regret deleting them. I have attempted to recollect (with the assistance of my family and friends) some of those favorites to hold on to and hopefully bring back that smile or chuckle. So .happy reading as YOUVE GOT MAIL..again!
Author : Stephen Arnott
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1612433723
Total Pages : 653 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (124 download)
Download or read book Man Walks into a Bar written by Stephen Arnott and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2007-08-28 with total page 653 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A massive collection of laugh-out-loud jokes—arranged A-to-Z by subject! •Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He finally decided to stick it out for one more year! •A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.” •Where do you get virgin wool from? An ugly sheep! •What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? “Oh look! Donut seeds!” •The police have reported the theft of a shipment of filing cabinets, document folders, and labeling machines—it’s believed to have been the work of organized crime. Keep yourself—and friends and family—laughing with a new joke every day. This book is packed full of thousands of jokes, alphabetically organized into hundreds of topics from accountants to zebras, providing one gigantic, over-the-top, laugh-out-loud collection.
Author : Catherine Kingfisher
Publisher : Berghahn Books
ISBN 13 : 178238006X
Total Pages : 229 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (823 download)
Download or read book A Policy Travelogue written by Catherine Kingfisher and published by Berghahn Books. This book was released on 2013-09-01 with total page 229 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An ethnography of the development and travel of the New Zealand model of neoliberal welfare reform, this study explores the social life of policy, which is one of process, motion, and change. Different actors, including not only policy élites but also providers and recipients, engage with it in light of their own resources and knowledge. Drawing on two analytic frameworks of the contemporary anthropology of policy—translation and assemblage—Kingfisher situates policy as an artifact and architect of cultural meaning, as well as a site of power struggles. All points of engagement with policy are approached as sites of policy production that serve to transform it as well as reproduce it. As such, A Policy Travelogue provides an antidote to theorizations of policy as a-cultural, rational, and straightforwardly technical.
Author : Richard B. McKenzie
Publisher : Springer Science & Business Media
ISBN 13 : 0387770011
Total Pages : 332 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (877 download)
Download or read book Why Popcorn Costs So Much at the Movies written by Richard B. McKenzie and published by Springer Science & Business Media. This book was released on 2008-04-17 with total page 332 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This entertaining book seeks to unravel an array of pricing puzzles from the one captured in the book’s title to why so many prices end with "9" (as in $2.99 or $179). Along the way, the author explains how the 9/11 terrorists have, through the effects of their heinous acts on the relative prices of various modes of travel, killed more Americans since 9/11 than they killed that fateful day. He also explains how well-meaning efforts to spur the use of alternative, supposedly environmentally friendly fuels have starved millions of people around the world and given rise to the deforestation of rainforests in Malaysia and Indonesia.
Author : Stan Pollack
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 148 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (694 download)
Download or read book SUDDENLY NINETY NOW WHAT! written by Stan Pollack and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2024-03-12 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There's no available information at this time. Author will provide once information is available.
Author : Kerri G. Odom
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 0595151639
Total Pages : 174 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (951 download)
Download or read book Life's a Joke So Why Not Tell One written by Kerri G. Odom and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2000-12 with total page 174 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The book is all jokes and they are adult based. The jokes range from hunting to sex to doctors and lawyers you name it, it's in there. Some of the jokes are just plain dirty but others are clean and funny. Each chapter is based on the name, like HUNTING is just about hunting jokes and so on.
Author : Karosh Taha
Publisher : V&Q Books
ISBN 13 : 3863913655
Total Pages : 214 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (639 download)
Download or read book In the Belly of the Queen written by Karosh Taha and published by V&Q Books. This book was released on 2023-04-01 with total page 214 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Amal shocks the whole neighbourhood by beating up her classmate Younes. Her father defends her behaviour and encourages her to assert herself. From then on everyone avoids Amal – and then her father leaves. Searching in vain for an explanation, Amal finds unexpected refuge with Younes and his mother Shahira, both outsiders like her. Years later, when the situation comes to a head and the conflict with Raffiq's gang escalates, Amal flees to Kurdistan to look for her father. Raffiq's friend Younes is the reluctant centre of attention in their neighbourhood – thanks to his free-spirited mother Shahira, who breaks all the rules. Raffiq thinks about Shahira all the time, at once fascinated and repulsed by her. Unable to bear the situation any longer, Younes plans to leave. When Raffiq's girlfriend Amal also wants to move away, Raffiq's world begins to break apart. He attempts to sabotage their plans. The question is: what does Raffiq actually want to do with his life? In her kaleidoscopic novel, Karosh Taha expands our ideas of class, race and gender as she loops two stories around an invisible lynchpin: a woman who defies all expectations, a blank canvas for projections from all those around her. Deftly translated by Grashina Gabelmann, the book can be explored from either end, creating two very different narratives.
Author : Richard Phelan
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1449063454
Total Pages : 244 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (49 download)
Download or read book The Colleen Colgan Chronicles, Book I written by Richard Phelan and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2010-01 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Colleen is a tortured 8th grader. It's been the same misery every school year since kindergarten. Day after day of relentless teasing and bullying, ever since her ugly secret got out eight years ago- part of her brain is from a chimpanzee. That's why she never saw it coming when Erin, the popular new girl in school, wanted to hang with her. Erin's got a big secret of her own. She's from the future, and she needs Colleen's help. The world has been destroyed by global warming. Erin's people, the last band of desperate humans, are struggling to survive the oppressive heat of 2463 Earth. Now they're dying off by the thousands from a strange and lethal virus. And the only cure is found on a tiny island in present day Indonesia inhabited by the Korombai tribe, ruthless cannibals from which no one has ever returned. But what can a scared, withdrawn 13 year old girl do to save the world? Colleen will learn that her "curse" may turn out to be the greatest "gift" of all. She'll have to discover a courage and strength she's never known to battle all the hell-ish foes in a desperate crusade to save humanity. But will she have to sacrifice her life to do it?
Author : Billy Passione
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 0615179223
Total Pages : 54 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (151 download)
Download or read book Laughter, the best medicine Jokes for adults written by Billy Passione and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2008-01-26 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jokes for adults (dirty jokes!) collected from emails
Author : Margaret Gibbon
Publisher : Routledge
ISBN 13 : 1317880277
Total Pages : 174 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (178 download)
Download or read book Feminist Perspectives on Language written by Margaret Gibbon and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2018-12-14 with total page 174 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Feminist Perspectives Series seeks to provide concise, accessible and engaging introductions to key feminist topics and debates. The texts in the series are designed to be used on a wide range of courses exploring feminist issues and are written by experienced teachers who are also well known in their respective fields. Each book in the series includes the most up-to-date statistics, research data, key sources and suggestions for further reading. Feminist Perspectives On Language provides an accessible introduction to this complex area. It redresses the balance of current feminist texts which tend to concentrate on discourse analysis and fail to connect with feminist thought in other disciplines such as sociology and politics. The text is divided into two parts, the first looks at language itself, how we learn language exploring such questions as; Does language free or trap us? Does our language affect how we come to understand the world around us? Is our language sexist? If so, does that reflect male dominance in society? and many more issues. Part Two explores questions of methodology and interpretation examining language in use, communication styles and the analysis of conversation.
Author : Timothy Johnson
Publisher : Permuted Press+ORM
ISBN 13 : 1618683977
Total Pages : 417 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (186 download)
Download or read book Carrier written by Timothy Johnson and published by Permuted Press+ORM. This book was released on 2014-11-04 with total page 417 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Beautiful writing, good zombie action and a compelling cast of characters onboard a massive spaceship make Carrier a fun ride.” —Craig DiLouie, author of Suffer The Children With Earth’s resources on the verge of exhaustion and worldwide civil war imminent, we looked to the stars for answers. Beneath the surface of lifeless planets, we found all the resources we could ever consume . . . Stellan Lund is chief security officer aboard the Atlas, a carrier. Life on a carrier is peaceful. As long as the Atlas’ crew does its job, the New Earth Council leaves them alone. The only risk is an occasional case of black madness, a mental-break condition thought to be caused by extended deep space travel. It’s a small risk to take for freedom. But then Adelynn Skinner, an agent of the New Earth Council, boards and orders the Atlas to uncharted territory where a dying planet with unidentified material waits. It could be the key to ending New Earth’s civil war—or it could end civilization as they know it. They will break protocol and mine the planet before its red giant star consumes it, because some risks are worth taking. Stellan isn’t about to let Skinner jeopardize the Atlas or its crew, but with mounting disturbances and rising concern over the black madness, Stellan struggles just to hold the ship together. When an accident exposes some of the crew to the alien material, reports of black madness escalate. But something about these cases is different—and it seems to be spreading... Combining character-rich storytelling, dystopian themes, and suspense that builds into an avalanche, Carrier follows Stellan Lund as he discovers that he carries the fate of a world and sacrificing whatever remains of his soul may be necessary to survive. It’s an action-packed, horrifying contemplation of what it means to be heroic, and how the most beautiful human traits may lead to the destruction of all that we cherish.
Author : Joel Weber
Publisher : Rodale
ISBN 13 : 1605293105
Total Pages : 645 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (52 download)
Download or read book The Men's Health Big Book of Food & Nutrition written by Joel Weber and published by Rodale. This book was released on 2010-12-21 with total page 645 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An all-encompassing guide to transforming the body in a minimum of time demystifies contradictory dietary guidelines while making recommendations for informed shopping, eating and cooking. Original.
Author : William R. Maples
Publisher : Crown
ISBN 13 : 0385479689
Total Pages : 336 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (854 download)
Download or read book Dead Men Do Tell Tales written by William R. Maples and published by Crown. This book was released on 1995-09-15 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From a skeleton, a skull, a mere fragment of burnt thighbone, prominent forensic anthropologist Dr. William Maples can deduce the age, gender, and ethnicity of a murder victim, the manner in which the person was dispatched, and, ultimately, the identity of the killer. In Dead Men Do Tell Tales, Dr. Maples revisits his strangest, most interesting, and most horrific investigations, from the baffling cases of conquistador Francisco Pizarro and Vietnam MIAs to the mysterious deaths of President Zachary Taylor and the family of Czar Nicholas II.
