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Tommy Cooper All In One Joke Book

Author : Tommy Cooper
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 1409052494
Total Pages : 405 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (9 download)

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Download or read book Tommy Cooper All In One Joke Book written by Tommy Cooper and published by Random House. This book was released on 2014-10-09 with total page 405 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My wife is a magician, yesterday she turned our car into a tree. A big white horse walks into a pub. The barman says, 'we have a drink named after you.' The horse says, 'what? Eric?' I said, 'waiter, what's that in my soup?' he said, 'I'd better call the boss, I can't tell one insect from another.' I'm reading a book called 'Sex Before 20'. Personally I don't like audiences. I said, 'it's serious, doctor, I've broken my arm in 20 places'. He said, 'well stop going to those places.' I call my car flattery. It gets me nowhere.

The Tommy Cooper Joke Book

Author : Tommy Cooper
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 1848091982
Total Pages : 178 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (48 download)

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Download or read book The Tommy Cooper Joke Book written by Tommy Cooper and published by Random House. This book was released on 2009 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You've heard of the lone ranger? I'm his brother hydrangea! The other night I dreamt I was eating a ten-pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow had gone! My wife just phoned me. She said, 'I've got water in the carburettor.' I said, 'Where's the car?' She said, 'In the river.' I said to the doctor, 'Doctor, I'm losing all sense of direction. What should I do?' He said, 'Get lost.' I've got a dog, you know. I have. He's a one-man dog. He only bites me. Tommy Cooper died on stage at Her Majesty's Theatre, London, twenty-five years ago in April 1984 and is still revered today as probably the greatest comedian of the second half of the 20th century. More than just a comedian, Tommy Cooper was a born entertainer. Working in a golden age of British comedy, Cooper stood - literally - head and shoulders above the crowd, and had a magical talent for humour that defied description. With a love of laughter stemming from a magic performance gone wrong when he was in his teens, Cooper enlisted in the army in 1939 and began to perfect his comic timing on his army colleagues in the Egyptian desert. The man with the fez was born.

Tommy Cooper's Secret Joke Files

Author : Tommy Cooper
Publisher : Preface Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781848093102
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (931 download)

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Download or read book Tommy Cooper's Secret Joke Files written by Tommy Cooper and published by Preface Publishing. This book was released on 2011 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents jokes on the subjects that range from 'A for Absent-minded' to 'Z for Zoo'.

Les Dawson's Joke Book

Author : Les Dawson
Publisher : Michael O'Mara Books
ISBN 13 : 1843179873
Total Pages : 120 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (431 download)

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Download or read book Les Dawson's Joke Book written by Les Dawson and published by Michael O'Mara Books. This book was released on 2012-11-03 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first-ever joke book from one of the UK's best-loved comedians, Les Dawson's Joke Book is a must for any fan of this perennially popular comedian.

The Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book

Author : Tim Vine
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 1409039307
Total Pages : 322 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (9 download)

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Download or read book The Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book written by Tim Vine and published by Random House. This book was released on 2010-09-30 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The irrepressible, hysterical, puntastical Tim Vine, star of stage and screen, treats all of us here in his first joke book. Packed full of zingers and hilarious illustrations, if this doesn't put a smile on your face, nothing will. What's not to like: The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my dressing room. I didn't know what to make of it. I'm against hunting. I'm actually a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one. Black holes. I don't know what people see in them. So I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first.' He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo'. He said 'You're closest.' Velcro. What a rip-off. Black Beauty. He's a dark horse. I've got a sponge front door. Hey, don't knock it.

No Joke

Author : Ruth R. Wisse
Publisher : Princeton University Press
ISBN 13 : 0691149461
Total Pages : 296 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (911 download)

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Download or read book No Joke written by Ruth R. Wisse and published by Princeton University Press. This book was released on 2013-06-02 with total page 296 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: No detailed description available for "No Joke".

The Great Saskatchewan Joke Book

Author : Joel Jeffrey
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781772761504
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (615 download)

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Download or read book The Great Saskatchewan Joke Book written by Joel Jeffrey and published by . This book was released on 2020-08-10 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you like a good joke (and we all know you do), then you'll get a kick out of this hilarious collection that pokes fun at all things Saskatchewan. With zingers that will tickle your funny bone, these good-natured jabs are just funny enough that they will leave you rolling in the aisles. The Great Saskatchewan Joke Book will literally make you laugh out loud. Joel Jeffrey believes that if you can't laugh at yourself, then who can you laugh at?

The (Not Quite) Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book

Author : Tim Vine
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 1448101182
Total Pages : 208 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (481 download)

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Download or read book The (Not Quite) Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book written by Tim Vine and published by Random House. This book was released on 2012-02-29 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Comedian and TV star, Tim Vine, will have you laughing for hours with this new, abridged version of his hilarious joke book . . . Velcro. What a rip off. Why do you never see an elephant on a bus? Because he's got a massive bum. So I went to the doctors. I said, 'I got hurt in a pillow fight.' He said, 'You've got concushion.' Believe it or not there are twice as many eyebrows in the world as there are people I tried to surf the Internet and I fell off my chair Read it to find these funny puns, plus many more original jokes and illustrations. You won't be able to put it down!

Johannes Cabal the Necromancer

Author : Jonathan L. Howard
Publisher : Anchor
ISBN 13 : 0385530439
Total Pages : 306 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (855 download)

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Download or read book Johannes Cabal the Necromancer written by Jonathan L. Howard and published by Anchor. This book was released on 2009-07-07 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The page-turning first novel in the charmingly gothic, fiendishly funny Faustian series about a brilliant scientist who makes a deal with the Devil, twice. • "The spot-on work of a talented writer." —The Denver Post Johannes Cabal sold his soul years ago in order to learn the laws of necromancy. Now he wants it back. Amused and slightly bored, Satan proposes a little wager: Johannes has to persuade one hundred people to sign over their souls or he will be damned forever. This time for real. Accepting the bargain, Jonathan is given one calendar year and a traveling carnival to complete his task. With little time to waste, Johannes raises a motley crew from the dead and enlists his brother, Horst, a charismatic vampire to help him run his nefarious road show, resulting in mayhem at every turn.

Funny Way to Be a Hero

Author : John Fisher
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 1848093136
Total Pages : 500 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (48 download)

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Download or read book Funny Way to Be a Hero written by John Fisher and published by Random House. This book was released on 2013-11-01 with total page 500 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The stand-up comedian is our hero. Unchanged fundamentally since the days of the Music Hall, he—and occasionally she—has been a waspish or laconic or outrageous commentator on politics, sex, work, friends, and the family. John Fisher traces the traditions of the music hall comedian as they are handed down through the great British comics of the twentieth century. Dan Leno, the Crazy Gang, Will Hay, and Max Miller are seen to pass the baton to the great radio comics like Arthur Askey, Tony Hancock, Frankie Howerd, and the Goons. In time, Morecambe and Wise, Tommy Cooper, Benny Hill, the Two Ronnies, and Ken Dodd are seen to hold the flame. The comedians understand us as no one else, and in this distinctively original and funny book John Fisher comes close to understanding them, what makes us laugh and the connecting themes in their humor and our responses. First published in 1973 when he was in his late 20's, John Fisher's Funny Way to be a Hero is regarded as the finest book ever written on 20th century comedians and comedy. Fisher in his career as a television producer went on to become a friend to many of the subjects written about in his book. Forty years later, he has revised and expanded the original from this perspective and added six new chapters. With spectacular new design and over 350 illustrations, many never published before, this will be a landmark publication.

The Dangerously Truthful Diary of a Sicilian Housewife

Author : Veronica Di Grigoli
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781514802250
Total Pages : 260 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (22 download)

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Download or read book The Dangerously Truthful Diary of a Sicilian Housewife written by Veronica Di Grigoli and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-07-15 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When career-girl Veronica flies to Sicily for a friend's wedding, she accidentally falls in love with one of the groom's three-hundred cousins. A year later she has given up her job, house and friends, and is planning her own wedding with her Latin Lover in the shimmering heat of Sicily.

The Book of Joan

Author : Melissa Rivers
Publisher : Crown Archetype
ISBN 13 : 110190383X
Total Pages : 311 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (19 download)

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Download or read book The Book of Joan written by Melissa Rivers and published by Crown Archetype. This book was released on 2015-05-05 with total page 311 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This New York Times bestseller is a hilarious and inspiring tribute to the iconic comedian Joan Rivers by the person who knew her best--her daughter, Melissa. Joan and Melissa Rivers had one of the most celebrated mother-daughter relationships of all time. If you think Joan said some outrageous things to her audiences as a comedian, you won’t believe what she said and did in private. Her love for her daughter knew no bounds—or boundaries, apparently. ("Melissa, I acknowledge that you have boundaries. I just choose to not respect them.") In The Book of Joan: Tales of Mirth, Mischief and Manipulation, Melissa shares stories (like when she was nine months old and her parents delivered her to Johnny Carson as a birthday gift), bon mots (“Missy, is there anything better than seeing a really good looking couple pushing a baby that looks like a Sasquatch who got caught in a house fire?”), and life lessons from growing up in the Rosenberg-Rivers household (“I can do tips and discounts and figure out the number of gay men in an audience to make it a good show. That’s all the math you’ll ever need.”). These were just the tip of the iceberg when it came to life in the family that Melissa describes as more Addams than Cleaver. And at the center of it all was a tiny blond force of nature. In The Book of Joan, Melissa Rivers relates funny, poignant and irreverent observations, thoughts, and tales about the woman who raised her and is the reason she considers valium one of the four basic food groups.

What Happened Was

Author : Jethro
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780007106066
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (6 download)

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Download or read book What Happened Was written by Jethro and published by . This book was released on 2003-05-19 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laugh 'til it hurts, as Jethro reveals all in his hilarious live show. Jethro reveals all in his hilarious live show. Laugh 'til it hurts as Cornwall's best-loved comic takes a look at life -- as only he can! Discover the meaning of twernt't and find out what happened when Jethro's pal, Denzil Penberthy, popped into the clock shop! Featuring Jethro at his belly laugh best -- performing live -- plus a collection of cracking sketches, this is one portion of West Country wit you won't want to miss.

I Love You, Beth Cooper

Author : Larry Doyle
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0061842494
Total Pages : 306 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (618 download)

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Download or read book I Love You, Beth Cooper written by Larry Doyle and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2009-10-13 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Denis Cooverman wanted to say something really important in his high school graduation speech. So, in front of his 512 classmates and their 3,000 relatives, he announced: "I love you, Beth Cooper." It would have been such a sweet, romantic moment. Except that Beth, the head cheerleader, has only the vaguest idea who Denis is. And Denis, the captain of the debate team, is so far out of her league he is barely even the same species. And then there's Kevin, Beth's remarkably large boyfriend, who's in town on furlough from the United States Army. Complications ensue.

Man Walks Into a Bar

Author : Stephen Arnott
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 0091897653
Total Pages : 578 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (918 download)

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Download or read book Man Walks Into a Bar written by Stephen Arnott and published by Random House. This book was released on 2004 with total page 578 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Aimed at anyone who likes to hear and tell jokes. This work organises the jokes thematically - wives, husbands, doctors, lawyers, the French, the Germans, jokes about nuns, jokes about monkeys, and more.

And It's Goodnight from Him . . .

Author : Ronnie Corbett
Publisher : Penguin UK
ISBN 13 : 0141028041
Total Pages : 317 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (41 download)

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Download or read book And It's Goodnight from Him . . . written by Ronnie Corbett and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2007-06-07 with total page 317 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This volume is not just a book about the much-loved characters of 'The Two Ronnies' sketch show. It is a story of a partnership and a friendship so close that throughout the years that Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker worked together, there was never a cross word between them.

Masters of Comedy Tommy Cooper

Author : Sound Entertainment Limited
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781860513602
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (136 download)

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Download or read book Masters of Comedy Tommy Cooper written by Sound Entertainment Limited and published by . This book was released on 2007-07-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A compilation audio CD of the best of Tommy Cooper.