Author : Jan Hornung
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 0595141854
Total Pages : 122 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (951 download)
Book Synopsis This Is the Truth, as Far as I Know by : Jan Hornung
Download or read book This Is the Truth, as Far as I Know written by Jan Hornung and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2000-10 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: No matter your age or where you live, you'll find yourself rolling on the floor in hysterics at this hilariously funny look at life in the South, life in the military, and life of a southerner living in Germany. Go to the Bubba Fest in South Carolina, learn about the wurst of all wieners, and do the Doggy Dance of Joy. Find out if you have vacaphobia, how to tell if you're nekkid, and lessons on marriage from your dog and helicopters. You'll be "busier than a mosquito in a nudist colony" reading short stories such as "Armadillo and Red Wine," "Eat Crackers and Whistle Your National Anthem," "My dog is From the Planet Uranus," and "Hoodoo, Doorknobs, and Automobiles." The author, Jan Hornung, is an awarding winning humor columnist and author of "If A Frog Had Wings ... Helicopter Tales."