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Author : Jon Scieszka
Publisher : Viking Juvenile
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 58 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (91 download)
Download or read book The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales written by Jon Scieszka and published by Viking Juvenile. This book was released on 2002 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Madcap revisions of familiar fairy tales.
Author : Jon Scieszka
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0142500402
Total Pages : 49 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (425 download)
Download or read book Squids Will Be Squids written by Jon Scieszka and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2003-05-26 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sure we'd all love to be able to go around telling stories about all the weird, scary, and just-plain-annoying people that we know. But the truth is, no one likes a gossip. Here, the irrepressible Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith have found a way around that problem-they just make like Aesop and change all the people to animals or food, add a moral to each story, and call the stories fables! With tales like "Little Walrus," in which too much of the truth is a dangerous thing, the cautionary "Slug's Big Moment," wherein Slug is so caught up in herself that she doesn't see the steamroller behind her, and "Straw and Matches," which illustrates quite clearly why you should never play with matches (because they cheat), the eighteen fables in this uproarious collection are sure to delight readers both young and old.
Author : Jon Scieszka
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 067084487X
Total Pages : 57 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (78 download)
Download or read book The Stinky Cheese Man written by Jon Scieszka and published by Penguin. This book was released on 1992-10-01 with total page 57 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Caledecott Honor Book A New York Times Best Illustrated Book This award-winning picture book is a wild, irreverent collection of reimagined fairy tales from the author and illustrator of The True Story of the 3 Little Pigs!. Makes for an extremely fun and funny read-aloud for the whole family. A long time ago, people used to tell magical stories of wonder and enchantment. Those stories were called Fairy Tales. Those stories are not in this book. The stories in this book are Fairly Stupid Tales. In this fourth wall-breaking picture book, young readers will delight in the strange twists on familiar tales. From “The Stinky Cheese Man” to “Cinderummpelstiltskin” these unique, hilarious retellings poke fun at classic stories and characters. The wonderfully offbeat and bizarre illustrations, as well as innovative play with typography and book design, make for a one-of-kind masterpiece from two powerhouse children’s book creators. Story List: · Chicken Licken · The Princess and the Bowling Ball · The Really Ugly Duckling · The Other Frog Prince · Little Red Running Shorts · Jack's Bean Problem (including Giant Story / Jack's Story) · Cinderummpelstiltskin (Or The Girl Who Really Blew It) · The Tortoise and the Hair · The Stinky Cheese Man
Download or read book Just Helping My Dad written by and published by . This book was released on 2008 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Jon Scieszka
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0670861944
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (78 download)
Download or read book Math Curse written by Jon Scieszka and published by Penguin. This book was released on 1995-10-01 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you ever wake up to one of those days where everything is a problem? You have 10 things to do, but only 30 minutes until your bus leaves. Is there enough time? You have 3 shirts and 2 pairs of pants. Can you make 1 good outfit? Then you start to wonder: Why does everything have to be such a problem? Why do 2 apples always have to be added to 5 oranges? Why do 4 kids always have to divide 12 marbles? Why can't you just keep 10 cookies without someone taking 3 away? Why? Because you're the victim of a Math Curse. That's why. But don't despair. This is one girl's story of how that curse can be broken.
Author : Lane Smith
Publisher : Putnam Juvenile
ISBN 13 : 9780140557718
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (577 download)
Download or read book The Happy Hocky Family written by Lane Smith and published by Putnam Juvenile. This book was released on 1996 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A series of short silly stories takes a humorous look at the activities of various members of the Hocky family.
Author : Adam Rubin
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0525428895
Total Pages : 65 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (254 download)
Download or read book High Five written by Adam Rubin and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2019-04-16 with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A #1 New York Times bestseller from the creators of the beloved Dragons Love Tacos comes a rollicking, rhyme-tastic, interactive high five competition--starring YOU! Discover the lost art of the high five and improve your slapping skills just in time for the annual high five contest! From hand-limbering stretches to lessons on five-ing with finesse, readers are guided through a series of interactive challenges, each goofier than the next. Acclaimed creative duo Adam Rubin and Daniel Salmieri have dreamed up another one-of-a-kind, laugh-out-loud book that kids will beg to read again and again.
Author : Jon Scieszka
Publisher : Turtleback Books
ISBN 13 : 9780785735670
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (356 download)
Download or read book The Frog Prince, Continued written by Jon Scieszka and published by Turtleback Books. This book was released on 1994-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For use in schools and libraries only. After the frog turns into a prince, he and the Princess do not live happily ever after and the Prince decides to look for a witch to help him remedy the situation.
Author : James Herriot
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 9780312091309
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (913 download)
Download or read book Oscar, Cat-About-Town written by James Herriot and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 1993-03-15 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nobody knows why a stray cat keeps sneaking away from his new home, until he begins turning up at social events all over the village.
Author : Jon Scieszka
Publisher : Viking Juvenile
ISBN 13 : 9780670062690
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (626 download)
Download or read book Science Verse written by Jon Scieszka and published by Viking Juvenile. This book was released on 2007 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When the teacher tells his class that they can hear the poetry of science in everything, a student is struck with a curse and begins hearing nothing but science verses that sound very much like some well-known poems.
Author : Robert Munsch
Publisher : Scholastic Canada
ISBN 13 : 1443157910
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (431 download)
Download or read book Blackflies written by Robert Munsch and published by Scholastic Canada. This book was released on 2021-03-02 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Springtime is wonderful -- except for the gazillion blackflies and mosquitoes. But Helen has a plan . . .
Author : Dave Horowitz
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0525516131
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (255 download)
Download or read book Humpty Dumpty Climbs Again written by Dave Horowitz and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2008-10-16 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Humpty Dumpty is humiliated. All the King's Horses and All the King's Men make fun of him and his embarrassing fall every chance they get. So Humpty Dumpty holes up in his home, determined to never climb another wall. Until a friend needs his help. In this silly play on traditional nursery rhymes Humpty is given the chance to show that the best thing to do after you fall off the horse (or wall, in this case) is to get right back on. "Illustrated with big, clear, line-and-watercolor cartoons, Horowitz's simple rhyming text is both a parody of nursery rhymes and a fun story. Children will enjoy the puns and the play with the Mother Goose verses that they know." - Booklist
Author : Lane Smith
Publisher : Roaring Brook Press
ISBN 13 : 1626727562
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (267 download)
Download or read book There Is a Tribe of Kids written by Lane Smith and published by Roaring Brook Press. This book was released on 2016-05-03 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Winner of the Kate Greenaway Medal When a young boy embarks on a journey alone . . . he trails a colony of penguins, undulates in a smack of jellyfish, clasps hands with a constellation of stars, naps for a night in a bed of clams, and follows a trail of shells, home to his tribe of friends. If Lane Smith's Caldecott Honor Book Grandpa Green was an homage to aging and the end of life, There Is a Tribe of Kids is a meditation on childhood and life's beginning. Smith's vibrant sponge-paint illustrations and use of unusual collective nouns such as smack and unkindness bring the book to life. Whimsical, expressive, and perfectly paced, this story plays with language as much as it embodies imagination, and was awarded the 2017 Kate Greenaway Medal. This title has Common Core connections.
Author : Wendelin Van Draanen
Publisher : Yearling
ISBN 13 : 0375890440
Total Pages : 173 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (758 download)
Download or read book Sammy Keyes and the Hotel Thief written by Wendelin Van Draanen and published by Yearling. This book was released on 2003-09-09 with total page 173 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The most winning junior detective ever in teen lit. (Take that, Nancy Drew!)" —Midwest Children's Book Review What Sammy should have done was put the binoculars down and call 911. What she does instead is tighten up the focus on her right eye to get a better look. There's something very familiar about this thief. But when Sammy eventually spills her story to Officer Borsch, he doesn't believe her. He treats her like some snot-nosed little kid. Well, Sammy's not going to stand for that. She's a snot-nosed seventh grader now, and she knows what she saw. And somehow she's going to prove it. The Sammy Keyes mysteries are fast-paced, funny, thoroughly modern, and true whodunits. Each mystery is exciting and dramatic, but it's the drama in Sammy's personal life that keeps readers coming back to see what happens next with her love interest Casey, her soap-star mother, and her mysterious father.
Author : Robert N. Munsch
Publisher : Scholastic Canada
ISBN 13 : 1443128376
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (431 download)
Download or read book Swamp Water written by Robert N. Munsch and published by Scholastic Canada. This book was released on 2021-04-06 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Victoria's grandma takes her out for a special, fancy birthday lunch. But how special can a restaurant be if it doesn't serve hamburgers or tacos or PB & J? Victoria is about to find out!
Author : Jon Scieszka
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1442446730
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (424 download)
Download or read book Battle Bunny written by Jon Scieszka and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-22 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Alex, whose birthday it is, hijacks a story about Birthday Bunny on his special day and turns it into a battle between a supervillain and his enemies in the forest--who, in the original story, are simply planning a surprise party.
Author : Cindy Lou Johnson
Publisher : Dramatists Play Service Inc
ISBN 13 : 9780822201564
Total Pages : 62 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (15 download)
Download or read book Brilliant Traces written by Cindy Lou Johnson and published by Dramatists Play Service Inc. This book was released on 1989 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE STORY: The place is a remote cabin in the wilds of Alaska. As a blizzard rages outside, a lonely figure, Henry Harry, lies sleeping under a heap of blankets. Suddenly, he is awakened by the insistent knocking of an unexpected visitor--who turns out to
