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Author : Jon Scieszka
Publisher : Viking Juvenile
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 58 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (91 download)
Download or read book The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales written by Jon Scieszka and published by Viking Juvenile. This book was released on 2002 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Madcap revisions of familiar fairy tales.
Author : Jon Scieszka
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0142500402
Total Pages : 49 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (425 download)
Download or read book Squids Will Be Squids written by Jon Scieszka and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2003-05-26 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sure we'd all love to be able to go around telling stories about all the weird, scary, and just-plain-annoying people that we know. But the truth is, no one likes a gossip. Here, the irrepressible Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith have found a way around that problem-they just make like Aesop and change all the people to animals or food, add a moral to each story, and call the stories fables! With tales like "Little Walrus," in which too much of the truth is a dangerous thing, the cautionary "Slug's Big Moment," wherein Slug is so caught up in herself that she doesn't see the steamroller behind her, and "Straw and Matches," which illustrates quite clearly why you should never play with matches (because they cheat), the eighteen fables in this uproarious collection are sure to delight readers both young and old.
Author : Jon Scieszka
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 067084487X
Total Pages : 57 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (78 download)
Download or read book The Stinky Cheese Man written by Jon Scieszka and published by Penguin. This book was released on 1992-10-01 with total page 57 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Caledecott Honor Book A New York Times Best Illustrated Book This award-winning picture book is a wild, irreverent collection of reimagined fairy tales from the author and illustrator of The True Story of the 3 Little Pigs!. Makes for an extremely fun and funny read-aloud for the whole family. A long time ago, people used to tell magical stories of wonder and enchantment. Those stories were called Fairy Tales. Those stories are not in this book. The stories in this book are Fairly Stupid Tales. In this fourth wall-breaking picture book, young readers will delight in the strange twists on familiar tales. From “The Stinky Cheese Man” to “Cinderummpelstiltskin” these unique, hilarious retellings poke fun at classic stories and characters. The wonderfully offbeat and bizarre illustrations, as well as innovative play with typography and book design, make for a one-of-kind masterpiece from two powerhouse children’s book creators. Story List: · Chicken Licken · The Princess and the Bowling Ball · The Really Ugly Duckling · The Other Frog Prince · Little Red Running Shorts · Jack's Bean Problem (including Giant Story / Jack's Story) · Cinderummpelstiltskin (Or The Girl Who Really Blew It) · The Tortoise and the Hair · The Stinky Cheese Man
Download or read book Just Helping My Dad written by and published by . This book was released on 2008 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Jon Scieszka
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0670861944
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (78 download)
Download or read book Math Curse written by Jon Scieszka and published by Penguin. This book was released on 1995-10-01 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you ever wake up to one of those days where everything is a problem? You have 10 things to do, but only 30 minutes until your bus leaves. Is there enough time? You have 3 shirts and 2 pairs of pants. Can you make 1 good outfit? Then you start to wonder: Why does everything have to be such a problem? Why do 2 apples always have to be added to 5 oranges? Why do 4 kids always have to divide 12 marbles? Why can't you just keep 10 cookies without someone taking 3 away? Why? Because you're the victim of a Math Curse. That's why. But don't despair. This is one girl's story of how that curse can be broken.
Author : Lane Smith
Publisher : Putnam Juvenile
ISBN 13 : 9780140557718
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (577 download)
Download or read book The Happy Hocky Family written by Lane Smith and published by Putnam Juvenile. This book was released on 1996 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A series of short silly stories takes a humorous look at the activities of various members of the Hocky family.
Author : James Herriot
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 9780312091309
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (913 download)
Download or read book Oscar, Cat-About-Town written by James Herriot and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 1993-03-15 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nobody knows why a stray cat keeps sneaking away from his new home, until he begins turning up at social events all over the village.
Author : Adam Rubin
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0525428895
Total Pages : 65 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (254 download)
Download or read book High Five written by Adam Rubin and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2019-04-16 with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A #1 New York Times bestseller from the creators of the beloved Dragons Love Tacos comes a rollicking, rhyme-tastic, interactive high five competition--starring YOU! Discover the lost art of the high five and improve your slapping skills just in time for the annual high five contest! From hand-limbering stretches to lessons on five-ing with finesse, readers are guided through a series of interactive challenges, each goofier than the next. Acclaimed creative duo Adam Rubin and Daniel Salmieri have dreamed up another one-of-a-kind, laugh-out-loud book that kids will beg to read again and again.
Author : Jon Scieszka
Publisher : Turtleback Books
ISBN 13 : 9780785735670
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (356 download)
Download or read book The Frog Prince, Continued written by Jon Scieszka and published by Turtleback Books. This book was released on 1994-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For use in schools and libraries only. After the frog turns into a prince, he and the Princess do not live happily ever after and the Prince decides to look for a witch to help him remedy the situation.
Author : Lane Smith
Publisher : Roaring Brook Press
ISBN 13 : 1626727562
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (267 download)
Download or read book There Is a Tribe of Kids written by Lane Smith and published by Roaring Brook Press. This book was released on 2016-05-03 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Winner of the Kate Greenaway Medal When a young boy embarks on a journey alone . . . he trails a colony of penguins, undulates in a smack of jellyfish, clasps hands with a constellation of stars, naps for a night in a bed of clams, and follows a trail of shells, home to his tribe of friends. If Lane Smith's Caldecott Honor Book Grandpa Green was an homage to aging and the end of life, There Is a Tribe of Kids is a meditation on childhood and life's beginning. Smith's vibrant sponge-paint illustrations and use of unusual collective nouns such as smack and unkindness bring the book to life. Whimsical, expressive, and perfectly paced, this story plays with language as much as it embodies imagination, and was awarded the 2017 Kate Greenaway Medal. This title has Common Core connections.
Author : Robert Munsch
Publisher : Scholastic Canada
ISBN 13 : 1443157910
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (431 download)
Download or read book Blackflies written by Robert Munsch and published by Scholastic Canada. This book was released on 2021-03-02 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Springtime is wonderful -- except for the gazillion blackflies and mosquitoes. But Helen has a plan . . .
Author : Patricia C. Wrede
Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN 13 : 0547538642
Total Pages : 210 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (475 download)
Download or read book Dealing with Dragons written by Patricia C. Wrede and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2015-09-15 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet the princess who rescues herself and the female dragon who would be king in this first fantasy adventure in the Enchanted Forest Chronicles. The traditional duties of a princess fail to please Cimorene, the daughter of a very proper king. She is quite sure that there’s more to the world than curtseying and courting. And what she finds in her chosen career as a dragon’s princess is sometimes more than she can handle. But fear not! Our intrepid heroine has just what it takes to keep her dragon, Kazul, safe and happy, while learning to fireproof herself, organize the treasure trove, and stay free from the clutches of pesky princes. This updated edition features a new introduction by the author. “The story is full of excitement, sly references to the staples of fantasy and fairy tales, and good humor. Cimorene is of a sisterhood that includes Menolly, the dragonsinger of Anne McCaffrey’s Dragonsong; and Avi’s Morwenna of Bright Shadow, but Wrede’s delightful voice is all her own.”—School Library Journal (starred review). “What a charmer! A decidedly diverting novel with plenty of action and . . . laugh-out-loud reading pleasure.”—Booklist (starred review) “Smoothly written and ingenious fantasy. Both Cimorene and her dragon are firmly drawn, tough-minded females who refuse to conform to stereotypes (being female doesn’t prevent a dragon from becoming king). The touch of feminist persuasion only adds to the story’s charm.”—Kirkus Reviews “This was a delightful read, in every sense.”—SFF Book Reviews
Author : Jon Scieszka
Publisher : Viking Juvenile
ISBN 13 : 9780670062690
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (626 download)
Download or read book Science Verse written by Jon Scieszka and published by Viking Juvenile. This book was released on 2007 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When the teacher tells his class that they can hear the poetry of science in everything, a student is struck with a curse and begins hearing nothing but science verses that sound very much like some well-known poems.
Author : Jon Scieszka
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1442446730
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (424 download)
Download or read book Battle Bunny written by Jon Scieszka and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-22 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Alex, whose birthday it is, hijacks a story about Birthday Bunny on his special day and turns it into a battle between a supervillain and his enemies in the forest--who, in the original story, are simply planning a surprise party.
Author : Robert N. Munsch
Publisher : Scholastic Canada
ISBN 13 : 1443128376
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (431 download)
Download or read book Swamp Water written by Robert N. Munsch and published by Scholastic Canada. This book was released on 2021-04-06 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Victoria's grandma takes her out for a special, fancy birthday lunch. But how special can a restaurant be if it doesn't serve hamburgers or tacos or PB & J? Victoria is about to find out!
Author : Jon Scieszka
Publisher : Paw Prints
ISBN 13 : 9781442068902
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (689 download)
Download or read book Baloney (Henry P. ) written by Jon Scieszka and published by Paw Prints. This book was released on 2009-07-31 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A transmission received from outer space in a combination of different Earth languages tells of an alien schoolboy's fantastic excuse for being late to school again. Reprint.
Author : Chris Harris
Publisher : Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 0316266590
Total Pages : 196 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (162 download)
Download or read book I'm Just No Good at Rhyming written by Chris Harris and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2017-09-26 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The instant New York Times bestseller featured on NPR's Weekend Edition with Scott Simon! B. J. Novak (bestselling author of The Book With No Pictures) described this groundbreaking poetry collection as "Smart and sweet, wild and wicked, brilliantly funny--it's everything a book for kids should be." Lauded by critics as a worthy heir to such greats as Silverstein, Seuss, Nash and Lear, Harris's hilarious debut molds wit and wordplay, nonsense and oxymoron, and visual and verbal sleight-of-hand in masterful ways that make you look at the world in a whole new wonderfully upside-down way. With enthusiastic endorsements from bestselling luminaries such as Lemony Snicket, Judith Viorst, Andrea Beaty, and many others, this entirely unique collection offers a surprise around every corner. Adding to the fun: Lane Smith, bestselling creator of beloved hits like It's a Book and The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales, has spectacularly illustrated this extraordinary collection with nearly one hundred pieces of appropriately absurd art. It's a mischievous match made in heaven! "Ridiculous, nonsensical, peculiar, outrageous, possibly deranged--and utterly, totally, absolutely delicious. Read it! Immediately!" --Judith Viorst, bestselling author of Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
