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The Small And Mighty Book Of Knock Knock Jokes
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Book Synopsis The Small and Mighty Book of Knock Knock Jokes by :
Download or read book The Small and Mighty Book of Knock Knock Jokes written by and published by . This book was released on 2023 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Knock, knock jokes have been making people chuckle, snort, giggle and groan for centuries. This is the ultimate collection of the best, worst and silliest knock, knock jokes -- perfect for torturing your friends, family and even your teachers.
Book Synopsis The Small and Mighty Book of Knock Knock Jokes by : Orange Hippo!
Download or read book The Small and Mighty Book of Knock Knock Jokes written by Orange Hippo! and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2023-12-12 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Knock-Knock is the world's oldest joke and yet has never gotten old! (It just feels it.) Invented by William Shakespeare in 1606, (appearing in his famed tragedy, Macbeth; bet you never knew that) the humble Knock-Knock joke has made eyes roll, noses snort and mouths chuckle for centuries. Since the Bard's drunken Beelzebub bit the long-suffering gag became a global 'punomenon' (in 1936) before settling today as the world's best kids (and Dads) joke format that encourages giggles and grimaces in equal measure... with endless punning potential. The latest kid on the block in Welbeck's big-selling Small and Mighty gift series, compiled by (self-proclaimed) 'World's funniest joke compiler', Malcolm Croft, The Small and Mighty Book of Knock Knock Jokes is a tiny bundle of joy that includes all the classic and vintage Knock-Knock jokes, as well as all the modern, twenty-first century ones too. And because the jokes are all clean and family-friendly, you can share them with kids of all ages without worrying about anything inappropriate. If laughter is indeed the best medicine, we recommend you take two Small and Mighty Book of Knock Knock Jokes with a glass of water and have a lie down - you'll find something to tickle your funny bone in no time, guaranteed! Knock-Knock! - Who's there? - Boo - Boo who? - Don't cry, it's just a joke. The World Record for the most knock-knock jokes told in one minute is 24, told by Alex and Andrea Rose from Texas in 2015.
Book Synopsis Jonah's Adventures in the Enchanted Garden by : Rodica Niculescu
Download or read book Jonah's Adventures in the Enchanted Garden written by Rodica Niculescu and published by . This book was released on 2021-04-21 with total page 70 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this stunningly illustrated children's read-aloud story for ages two to six, Jonah gets to spend the whole summer vacation at his grandparents' farm. Grandma's garden always feels like a faerie land with its crickets and katydids singing, bees buzzing, the fresh air filled with the smell of roses, and all the little gnomes and their little houses scattered among the flowers. Jonah has brought along his new pet, Froggy, to play with, but by accident the little frog gets loose outside. Jonah is very sad. That night he wishes upon a star, and suddenly like magic, he can talk to the gnomes in the garden. He asks for their help to find Froggy. The oldest gnome, Elder, leads the search, and with the help of the birds and insects, they they find Froggy stuck in the reeds by the lake. On the advice of The Great Owl, King of the Night and Luna, the Faerie Queen of All Little Creatures, everyone helps rescue the little frog and take him down to the lake. Jonah sees how happy Froggy is in his new home. Despite his disappointment, Jonah knows that loving someone means giving them what is best. And the lake is what is best for Froggy. For the rest of the summer Jonah spends his time getting to know the gnomes and everyone else in the enchanted garden, and visiting Froggy at the lake. Parents and teachers are sure to enjoy this colorful and magical book.
Book Synopsis What's Black and White and Red All Over? by : Gyles Brandreth
Download or read book What's Black and White and Red All Over? written by Gyles Brandreth and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2020-08-20 with total page 199 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laugh yourself silly in this fantastic collection of jokes and riddles! WHAT'S BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER? An embarrassed Penguin A sunburnt elephant A newspaper! Did those jokes make you laugh? Make you groan? Maybe a bit of both? There's a lot more where they came from. Collected here by jokesmith Gyles Brandreth are some of the best and worst jokes ever (plus a few riddles to keep you on your toes). From 'Knock, knock' to 'Waiter waiter', with some funny elephants and giraffes thrown in for good measure, there's also a bit of expert joke advice, so you can show others just how funny you can be! 'Very funny, and often outright silly' Guardian on Have You Eaten Grandma by Gyles Brandreth
Book Synopsis Inconsequential Dilemmas by : Knock Knock Staff
Download or read book Inconsequential Dilemmas written by Knock Knock Staff and published by Books & Other Words. This book was released on 2013-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Should I change the channel? Can I eat food off the floor? Our lives are composed of stupid decisions--one after the other, day after day. Use this book's handy flowcharts to make your next irrelevant choice with pseudoscientific confidence!
Book Synopsis The Sweet Potato Queens' Book of Love by : Jill Conner Browne
Download or read book The Sweet Potato Queens' Book of Love written by Jill Conner Browne and published by Crown Archetype. This book was released on 2004-11-30 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: To know the Sweet Potato Queens is to love them, and if you haven't heard about them yet, you will. Since the early 1980s, this group of belles gone bad has been the toast of Jackson, Mississippi, with their glorious annual appearance in the St. Patrick's Day parade. In The Sweet Potato Queens' Book of Love, their royal ringleader, Jill Conner Browne, introduces the Queens to the world with this sly, hilarious manifesto about love, life, men, and the importance of being prepared. Chapters include: • The True Magic Words Guaranteed to Get Any Man to Do Your Bidding • The Five Men You Must Have in Your Life at All Times • Men Who May Need Killing, Quite Frankly • What to Eat When Tragedy Strikes, or Just for Entertainment • The Best Advice Ever Given in the Entire History of the World From tales of the infamous Sweet Potato Queens' Promise to the joys of Chocolate Stuff and Fat Mama's Knock You Naked Margaritas, this irreverent, shamelessly funny book is the gen-u-wine article.
Book Synopsis The Girl Who Wouldn't Brush Her Hair by : Kate Bernheimer
Download or read book The Girl Who Wouldn't Brush Her Hair written by Kate Bernheimer and published by Random House. This book was released on 2025-01-28 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This hilarious, over-the-top story is perfect for any little girl who doesn't like to brush her hair. What happens when our heroine neglects her long tresses? Well, one day a mouse comes to live in a particularly tangled lock. Soon after, more mice move in, and the girl's unruly mop is transformed into a marvelous mouse palace complete with secret passageways and a cheese cellar! But as the girl comes to find out, living with more than a hundred mice atop your head isn't always easy. . . . "This tale will send kids the message that they must take care of their tresses." —Booklist "There are parents who will weep with joy at the prospect of a book that may encourage little Susie or Sam to finally brush that mane." —The Bulletin
Book Synopsis Awesome Jokes That Every 6 Year Old Should Know! by : Mat Waugh
Download or read book Awesome Jokes That Every 6 Year Old Should Know! written by Mat Waugh and published by . This book was released on 2018-03-30 with total page 70 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An easy-to-read collection of funny jokes for 6 year olds. Big type and lots of pictures make this a book to share, or for early readers and budding comedians.
Download or read book Skygazing written by Anna Claybourne and published by . This book was released on 2022-05-26 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Offering a cross-curricular exploration, readers can discover all about airborne wildlife, weird weather, aircraft, stars and constellations, and their mythology.
Book Synopsis The New Kid at School by : Kate McMullan
Download or read book The New Kid at School written by Kate McMullan and published by ABDO. This book was released on 2006 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wiglaf is off to Dragon Slayers' Academy and in for a first day of school he will never forget.
Book Synopsis A Court of Wings and Ruin by : Sarah J. Maas
Download or read book A Court of Wings and Ruin written by Sarah J. Maas and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2018-05 with total page 739 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sarah J. Maas hit the New York Times SERIES list at #1 with A Court of Wings and Ruin!
Book Synopsis History Is Delicious by : Joshua Lurie
Download or read book History Is Delicious written by Joshua Lurie and published by Gibbs Smith. This book was released on 2021-08-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "From well-known cultures to those just being rediscovered ... [this book] explores the history of different dishes, cultural traditions, and even a few great recipes ... Discover the role cuisine plays in the fabric of unique cultures from around the world"--
Book Synopsis Matilda's Jokes For Awesome Kids by : Roald Dahl
Download or read book Matilda's Jokes For Awesome Kids written by Roald Dahl and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2019-08-22 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you get if you add 25 and 917, then subtract 765 and divide the answer by 33? A headache. (Unless you're Matilda!) Matilda's Jokes for Clever Kids would even make the Trunchbull laugh! Narrated by Matilda herself, this joke book is stuffed full of gigglesome gags, silly puns, brain-tickling riddles, and the Trunchbull's favourite insults- guaranteed to raise a chuckle from human beans young and old.
Book Synopsis My Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Silly Book of Pranks by : Matt Lucas
Download or read book My Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Silly Book of Pranks written by Matt Lucas and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2021-04-01 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious new book of pranks from multi-award-winning actor and comedian MATT LUCAS – star of The Great British Bake Off and creator of Thank You, Baked Potato, an official UK download chart-topper and Amazon bestseller!
Download or read book I Hope You Find Me written by Alan Feuer and published by . This book was released on 2017-10-03 with total page 135 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Journalist Alan Feuer has been collecting and composing craigslist love poetry for more than five years, amassing hundreds of sweet, raunchy, and just plain odd odes (like "10 Reasons We Won't Be Having a Second Date"). The poems compiled inside this often hilarious, sometimes heartbreaking volume are reprinted verbatim from the Missed Connections section of craigslist, with only line and stanza breaks added. Knock Knock books: fun gifts for internet friends, IRL friends, or missed connections Paperback; 4 x 6 inches; 136 pages Written by Alan Feuer and published by Knock Knock
Book Synopsis The Savvy Convert's Guide to Choosing a Religion by : Knock Knock
Download or read book The Savvy Convert's Guide to Choosing a Religion written by Knock Knock and published by . This book was released on 2008 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With this consumer guide, readers can review 99 world religions and utilize proven shopping comparison techniques to base their decision about which to adopt on the things that really matter - what you have to wear, whether you can have sex, what you can and can't wear, and where you'll go when you die.
Download or read book I'm Dirty! written by Kate McMullan and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2006-08-15 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Clank! Rattle! Bang! Who's making all that noise? Backhoe Loader, reporting for duty. Cleaning up a mess? Easy as pie. Make that a mud pie. RRRRRM! RRRRRM! Who wants to be clean when it's so much fun being dirty? Clunk! I just LOVE my job!
