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Book Synopsis The Roadkill Tales by : Michael Jon Lawrence
Download or read book The Roadkill Tales written by Michael Jon Lawrence and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-15 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Earl was you average worm-ranching armadillo until an accident turned his world upside down. Earl no longer looks like an armadillo...he looks more like a tortilla. Now, Earl has to overcome his new "condition" and must learn to coup with a new nickname. With help from friends, love from his wife, and a burst of self confidence, Earl begins to embrace who he is now, learning to love life once again. This book is a silly look through the eyes of typical critters that are found throughout Texas and the United States. With the comical writing style, goofy pictures, and simple story, "The Legend of Tortilla the Armadillo" is the perfect book for children who are beginning their reading journey. This book is written to remind children that reading should be fun, and shies away from the complex world of modern day. Author Michael Lawrence's mission for this book is to remind children that it is okay to be goofy, silly, and to have fun for the sake of having fun. Leave adult situations to adults, and let kids be kids. Children's literature is meant to be an escape, not a platform for social agendas.Enjoy!!!
Book Synopsis American Roadkill by : Don H. Corrigan
Download or read book American Roadkill written by Don H. Corrigan and published by McFarland. This book was released on 2021-11-03 with total page 251 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Slaughtered along our highways, roadkill may be observed regularly, but aren't likely to be given much thought. Research scientists, animal rights activists, roadkill artists, writers, ethicists and lyricists, however, are increasingly sounding the alarm. They report that we are killing the very animals we love, and are driving many of them to the brink of extinction. Detailing the death and destruction of mammals, reptiles, amphibians, and insect pollinators, this study examines the ways in which we are thus jeopardizing our own futures. Beginning in the Model T era, biologists counted the common carnage of the time--cottontails, woodchucks, and squirrels, mostly. That record-keeping continues today. Beyond the bleak statistics, zoologists are rerouting migratory paths of animals and are advocating for cat and dog companions. This book illuminates both our successes and failures in keeping animals out of harm's way and what those efforts reflect about ourselves and our capacity to care enough to alter the road ahead.
Book Synopsis Antiques Roadkill: A Trash 'n' Treasures Mystery by : Barbara Allan
Download or read book Antiques Roadkill: A Trash 'n' Treasures Mystery written by Barbara Allan and published by Kensington Publishing Corp.. This book was released on 2007-07-01 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A con artist meets his end on a country road—and a lot of swindled senior citizens are suspects: “Hilarious…a delightful debut.”—Joan Hess Determined to make a new start in her quaint hometown on the banks of the Mississippi, Brandy Borne never dreams she'll become the prime suspect in a murder case. . . Moving back in with her eccentric, larger-than-life mother, Brandy Borne finds small-town Serenity, Iowa, anything but serene. It seems an unscrupulous antiques dealer has swindled Vivian out of the family's heirlooms. But when he is found run over in a country lane, Brandy becomes Murder Suspect Number One--with her mother coming in a very close second. . . The list of other suspects is impressive--the victim's business seems to have been based on bilking seniors out of their possessions. And when the Borne "girls" uncover a few very unsavory Serenity secrets, they become targets for a murderer whose favorite hobby seems to be collecting victims. “A likable heroine.”—Booklist “Enormously entertaining.”—Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine Includes Brandy Borne's tips on antiques!
Download or read book We Eat Our Roadkill written by Ted Walker and published by . This book was released on 1997-08-01 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book PC Roadkill written by Michael I. Hyman and published by Wiley Publishing. This book was released on 1995 with total page 502 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the perfect book for anyone who's ever even thought about a computer let alone used one. Inside, readers will get hilarious, yet often twisted, anecdotes of industry wizards as well as the inside scoop on product packaging, computer lingo, favorite foods, first cars, the mouse's background, the best nerd jokes and much, much more!
Book Synopsis If You Meet the Buddha on the Road, Kill Him by : Sheldon Kopp
Download or read book If You Meet the Buddha on the Road, Kill Him written by Sheldon Kopp and published by Bantam. This book was released on 1982-05-01 with total page 253 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fresh, realistic approach to altering one's destiny and accepting the responsibility that grows with freedom. No meaning that comes from outside of ourselves is real. The Buddahood of each of us has already been obtained. We only need to recognize it. “The most important things that each man must learn no one can teach him. Once he accepts this disappointment, he will be able to stop depending on the therapist, the guru who turns out to be just another struggling human being.” Using the myth of Gilgamesh, Siddhartha, The Wife of Bath, Don Quizote . . . the works of Buber, Ginsberg, Shakespeare, Karka, Nin, Dante and Jung . . . a brilliant psychotherapist, guru and pilgrim shares the epic tales and intimate revelations that help to shape Everyman's journey through life.
Download or read book Road Kill written by E. R. Bills and published by Hellbound Books Publishing. This book was released on 2019-10-17 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For four years now, Bret McCormick and E. R. Bills have been beating the bushes and peering into abandoned wells to seek out the most terrifying tales the Lone Star State has to offer. They have left no stone unturned, no attic unexplored, and no grave undesecrated. And boy howdy, has their diligence has paid off! Road Kill Volume 4 is the best and grimmest yet! You hold in your hands a grand collection of 16 goose-flesh-inducing prose. But, don't just take our word for it; these sixteen stories speak - or perhaps scream - for themselves.Featuring tales of Texas terror from: Corey Lamb, E. R. Bills, James H Longmore, William Jensen, Patrick C. Harrison III, W. H. Gilbert, Jeremy Hepler, Dan Fields, Thomas Kearnes, Sylvia Ney, Mark A. Nobles, Russell C. Connor, Elliott Baxter, Ralph Robert Moore, Carmen Gray, and Andrew Kozma
Book Synopsis Roadkill, The Rat Faced Rodent, A Squirrel's Tale by : Wanda L Taylor
Download or read book Roadkill, The Rat Faced Rodent, A Squirrel's Tale written by Wanda L Taylor and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-11-11 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The heart warming true story of a little gray squirrel who fell out of his nest in a wind storm and was found and raised by kind humans and returned to the wild in the north western Wisconsin woods.
Book Synopsis The Roadkill Tales by : Michael Lawrence
Download or read book The Roadkill Tales written by Michael Lawrence and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2022-01-15 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tortilla is just trying to enjoy his retirement! He did not expect four feathered characters from his past to show up when they were never invited. Petaling junk, Spencer, Bob, Bobby and Robert White have made their way to see Tortilla, hoping that he would purchase some of their inferior products. These four sales-quail will stop at nothing, selling their garbage to the fine folks of Varnmintsville. Now, it is up to Tortilla to get the town out of the new mess they find themselves in and rid the tiny city of the pesky quail. Tortilla and the Quail will make you laugh as our friend Tortilla battles these birds and finds a solution to the new problem he has.
Book Synopsis If You Meet the Buddha on the Road, Kill Him by : Sheldon Kopp
Download or read book If You Meet the Buddha on the Road, Kill Him written by Sheldon Kopp and published by Bantam. This book was released on 2013-05-22 with total page 253 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fresh, realistic approach to altering one's destiny and accepting the responsibility that grows with freedom. No meaning that comes from outside of ourselves is real. The Buddahood of each of us has already been obtained. We only need to recognize it. “The most important things that each man must learn no one can teach him. Once he accepts this disappointment, he will be able to stop depending on the therapist, the guru who turns out to be just another struggling human being.” Using the myth of Gilgamesh, Siddhartha, The Wife of Bath, Don Quizote . . . the works of Buber, Ginsberg, Shakespeare, Karka, Nin, Dante and Jung . . . a brilliant psychotherapist, guru and pilgrim shares the epic tales and intimate revelations that help to shape Everyman's journey through life.
Download or read book Road Kill written by Craig Hodge and published by Slattery Media Group. This book was released on 2011 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "It has been the best part of 12 years since I investigated a fatal accident and dealt with grieving relatives. It has taken me 12 years to have the strength to write about it, to put pen to paper and record what has caused me so much grief and anguish." So writes Craig Hodge, one of Victoria Police's leading investigators of fatal road accidents. A police officer for 20 years, eight of which he spent with the Accident Investigation Section (now the Major Collision Investigation Unit), Hodge attended the horrific scenes of more than 350 accidents that resulted in deaths and serious injuries. In ROAD KILL, Hodge recounts harrowing investigations and details the processes involved in finding out the causes of such tragedies, which often led to prosecutions. His story is a cautionary tale in which responsible driving messages loom large. ROAD KILL also provides a poignant account of the emotional and psychological impact such carnage has on all involved, not least of all on investigators like Hodge, who struggled at times to find a balance between being sensitive to victims and their families, while also trying to remain emotionally detached for his own sanity and wellbeing.
Book Synopsis Roadkill King: A Cabin 187 Satellite Story by : Dan B. Fierce
Download or read book Roadkill King: A Cabin 187 Satellite Story written by Dan B. Fierce and published by Fierce Imagination DBA Dan B. Fierce. This book was released on 2022-04-01 with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cover Blurb: "Everyone needs a hobby, but not everyone's hobby involves blood, entrails, and... roadkill. Tatum Johnson didn't mean to hit the dog. His ex-girlfriend Jessica can attest to that. But that didn't stop the hunger. Now, he hunts along the back roads, running down animals for sport. But on a night as pitch black as his soul, fate puts Tatum on a different road where new horrors await. On this night, Justice is served." This solo debut short story by horror author Dan B. Fierce is just a sampling of the horrors that will await the reader in the Cabin 187 series. TRIGGER WARNING! This short story depicts violence against animals. Don't worry, though; they get even.
Book Synopsis The Roadkill of Middle Earth by : John Carnell
Download or read book The Roadkill of Middle Earth written by John Carnell and published by iBooks. This book was released on 2012-12 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A loving parody of Tolkien's characters from his trilogy "Lord of the Rings, The Roadkill of Middle Earth" finds a killer truck on the loose, flattening any wizards, dragons or Hobbits that get in its way. Illustrations.
Download or read book Roadkill written by Matt Fillbach and published by . This book was released on 2008 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Illuminati Inc. trucker Jim Kowalski's job is easy. Transport highly dangerous occult items from one place to another. That all changes the day Confarm, a secret laboratory off of Route 66, loses a giant, chemically enhanced rabbit. The rabbit's life is cut tragically short by the front end of a rusty bumper, and is then scraped off the road with all the other roadkill. But the story doesn't end there. That asphalt-pie is destined for a diner, and that's when things get really weird.
Download or read book Road Kill Stew written by Emmitte Hall and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2010-07-05 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Road Kill Stew-Selected and Collected Stories from the Twisted Tales and Nasty Endings Series, plus recipes, Snippets, new tales and Horror Haiku ROAD KILL STEW is a collection of stories selected from my Twisted Tales and Nasty Endings series of short stories, two articles of non-fiction from the book Articles and a couple of new stories thrown in for good measure. Many of these stories percolated around my brain for many years before oozing out onto the word processor, some burst out of my head like an arterial hemorrhage, and some crawled out and wouldn't leave me alone until they'd been written.
Book Synopsis The Pied Piper of Hamelin by : Russell Brand
Download or read book The Pied Piper of Hamelin written by Russell Brand and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-11-11 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With this first book in Russell Brand’s Trickster Tales series, the famed comedian, actor, and bestselling author delivers a hilarious retelling of an old fairytale favorite that will appeal to adults and children alike. Once upon a time, long ago, in a time that seemed, to those present, exactly like now except their teeth weren’t so clean and more things were wooden, there was a town called Hamelin. The people of Hamelin were a pompous bunch who loved themselves and their town so much that if it were possible they would have spent all day zipped up in a space suit smelling their own farts. But space suits hadn’t been invented yet so they couldn’t. Then one day without warning a gang of rats bowled into the town and began causing a right rumpus… So begins Russell Brand’s wildly funny and surprisingly wise retelling of the classic tale The Pied Piper of Hamelin. Whether you’re a kid or a grown-up kid, you’ll be chuckling the whole way through this zany story that bypasses Brand’s more adult humor for the outrageous, the madcap, and the just plain silly. Maybe you’ve heard about the Pied Piper before, with his strange music and those pompous townspeople and pesky rats. Or maybe you haven’t. But one thing is for sure: you’ve never heard it quite like this.
Download or read book Florida Roadkill written by Tim Dorsey and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2009-10-13 with total page 397 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sunshine State trivia buff Serge A. Storms loves eliminating jerks and pests. His drug-addled partner Coleman loves cartoons. Hot stripper Sharon Rhodes loves cocaine, especially when purchased with rich dead men's money. On the other hand, there's Sean and David, who love fishing and are kind to animals -- and who are about to cross paths with a suitcase filled with $5 million in stolen insurance money. Serge wants the suitcase. Sharon wants the suitcase. Coleman wants more drugs . . . and the suitcase. In the meantime, there's murder by gun, Space Shuttle, Barbie doll, and Levi's 501s. In other words, welcome to Tim Dorsey's Florida -- where nobody gets out unscathed and untanned!
