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The Quotable A**hole

Author : Eric Grzymkowski
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1440529078
Total Pages : 256 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (45 download)

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Download or read book The Quotable A**hole written by Eric Grzymkowski and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-09-15 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whoever said, "sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never hurt you" never met an a**hole. Here, you'll find more than 1,200 of the most biting quotes, comments, and comebacks ever uttered, including: "I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence." --George Bernard Shaw "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --Albert Einstein "If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you." --Muhammed Ali You won't just find quotes from typical a**holes like Winston Churchill, Joseph Stalin, and Mark Twain, either. You'll also see what happens when practically perfect folks like Walt Disney, Mahatma Ghandi, and Audrey Hepburn lose their cool. So embrace your dark side and get ready to enjoy every over-confident, over-blown, over-the-top a**hole comment you'll ever need.

The Quotable Hitchens

Author : Windsor Mann
Publisher : Da Capo Press
ISBN 13 : 030681983X
Total Pages : 354 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (68 download)

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Download or read book The Quotable Hitchens written by Windsor Mann and published by Da Capo Press. This book was released on 2011-05-10 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over the past few decades, the bestselling author of Hitch-22 has crisscrossed the globe debating religious scholars, Catholic clergy, rabbis, and devout Christians on the existence of God -- appearances that have attracted thousands of people on both sides of the issue. He has been invited to talk shows and events to discuss everything from the death of Jerry Falwell to the sainthood of Mother Teresa, from U.S. policy in the Middle East to the dangers of religious fundamentalism and beyond. And he is always armed with pithy discourse that is as intelligent as it is quotable. The Quotable Hitchens gathers for the first time the eminent journalist, public intellectual, and all-around provocateur Christopher Hitchen's most scathing, inflammatory, hilarious, and clear-cut commentary from the course of his storied career. Drawn from his many TV appearances, debates, lectures, interviews, articles, and books, the quotations are arranged alphabetically by subject -- from atheism and alcoholism to George Orwell and Bertrand Russell, from Islamofascism and Iraq to smoking and sex.

The Quotable Douchebag

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Publisher : Quirk Books
ISBN 13 : 1594748128
Total Pages : 148 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (947 download)

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Download or read book The Quotable Douchebag written by and published by Quirk Books. This book was released on 2014-12-30 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did he really just say that?!? Douchebags have a gift for speaking the unspeakable. Vain, arrogant, brash, and clueless, they’re the worst the male species has to offer—and now their most outlandish statements have been compiled into a single volume. The Quotable Douchebag features dozens of boneheaded and tasteless remarks from actors, musicians, athletes, and politicians, including: David Hasselhoff: “There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.” Gene Simmons: “[I] don’t believe there’s any difference between a monogamous and a polygamous relationship. Those are all just big words, like gymnasium.” Sean Hannity: “I’ll tell you who should be tortured and killed at Guantanamo: every filthy Democrat in the U.S. Congress.” And many, many more.

The Quotable Golfer

Author : Robert McCord
Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9781402714269
Total Pages : 332 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (142 download)

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Download or read book The Quotable Golfer written by Robert McCord and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2004 with total page 332 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All the history, tradition, agony, and ecstasy of golf shine through in these words by players, professional and amateur. Organized into categories such as “Golf Defined,” “The Mental Game,” and “Caddies,” the quotes come from such links lovers as Tiger Woods, Ben Hogan, Lee Trevino, and more. Some are modest (“I don’t know if you’re ever finished trying to improve”—Woods), others supremely confident (“I don’t know why you’re practicing so hard to finish second”—Babe Zaharias to her competitors), and they’re all fun.

The Quotable Thoreau

Author : Jeffrey S Cramer
Publisher : Princeton University Press
ISBN 13 : 1400838002
Total Pages : 539 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (8 download)

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Download or read book The Quotable Thoreau written by Jeffrey S Cramer and published by Princeton University Press. This book was released on 2011-04-11 with total page 539 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A comprehensive and authoritative collection of Thoreau quotations on more than 150 subjects, from beauty to wisdom Few writers are more quotable than Henry David Thoreau. His books, essays, journals, poems, letters, and unpublished manuscripts contain an inexhaustible treasure of epigrams and witticisms, from the famous ("The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation") to the obscure ("Who are the estranged? Two friends explaining") and the surprising ("I would exchange my immortality for a glass of small beer this hot weather"). The Quotable Thoreau, the most comprehensive and authoritative collection of Thoreau quotations ever assembled, gathers more than 2,000 memorable passages from this iconoclastic American author, social reformer, environmentalist, and self-reliant thinker. Including Thoreau's thoughts on topics ranging from sex to solitude, manners to miracles, government to God, life to death, and everything in between, the book captures Thoreau's profundity as well as his humor ("If misery loves company, misery has company enough"). Drawing primarily on The Writings of Henry D. Thoreau, published by Princeton University Press, The Quotable Thoreau is thematically arranged, fully indexed, richly illustrated, and thoroughly documented. For the student of Thoreau, it will be invaluable. For those who think they know Thoreau, it will be a revelation. And for the reader seeking sheer pleasure, it will be a joy. Over 2,000 quotations on more than 150 subjects Richly illustrated with historic photographs and drawings Thoreau on himself and his contemporaries Thoreau's contemporaries on Thoreau Biographical time line Appendix of misquotations and misattributions Fully indexed Suggestions for further reading

The Quotable Shakespeare

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Publisher : McFarland
ISBN 13 : 1476607621
Total Pages : 570 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (766 download)

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Download or read book The Quotable Shakespeare written by and published by McFarland. This book was released on 2024-10-09 with total page 570 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Bard penned 38 plays, 154 sonnets and several other poems. This is a rich collection, thoroughly indexed, of 6,516 extraordinarily apt quotations, arranged under 1,275 topics that cover almost the entire range of human effort and thought, from Ability to Zeal. It is an immense aid to writers, speakers and general readers. The Topical Index is of key words and ideas. A Character Index is subarranged by topic. And a play/poem Title Index leads to all the quotes gleaned from each.

The Quotable Chesterton

Author : Kevin Belmonte
Publisher : HarperChristian + ORM
ISBN 13 : 1595553843
Total Pages : 312 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (955 download)

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Download or read book The Quotable Chesterton written by Kevin Belmonte and published by HarperChristian + ORM. This book was released on 2010-12-29 with total page 312 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: G. K. Chesterton was a literary giant of his age. With an exceptional intellect, he wrote about history, politics, economics, philosophy, social and literary criticism, and theology. He published essays, novels, biographies, short stories, and poetry, and the Christian classics Heretics, Orthodoxy, and The Everlasting Man, which C. S. Lewis credits as instrumental in his conversion to Christianity. With much of his finest material out of print or hard to find, modern readers have long needed a standard collection of his best thoughts. Kevin Belmonte’s The Quotable Chesterton brings them to you arranged alphabetically by topic, with complete original source documentation. There are entries from Adventure to Cheese, Politics to Émile Zola, interspersed with essays about Chesterton’s life and times. Hundreds of passages drawn from Chesterton’s fiction, poetry, essays, and other books showcase a man the New York Times hailed as a “brilliant English essayist” and George Bernard Shaw called a “colossal genius.” Endorsements: “There isn’t a writer who gets me pacing and smiling and thinking like G.K. Chesterton. His every paradigm shift is an adjustment to my mental compass, and so a gift.” —DONALD MILLER, author of the New York Times bestsellers A Million Miles in a Thousand Years and Blue Like Jazz “Over the years, I have delivered thousands of lectures, speeches, talks, and sermons; I have written hundreds of articles, essays, books, and reviews; it is an exceedingly rare occasion when any of them should fail to contain the words ‘Chesterton once said.’ Kevin Belmonte here reveals that fountain of wit, wisdom, and wonder, G.K. Chesterton, in all his irresistibly, irrepressibly, quotable splendor.”—GEORGE GRANT, Pastor, Parish Presbyterian Church, and Chancellor, New College Franklin

The Quotable Bitch

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Publisher : Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN 13 : 1599216574
Total Pages : 339 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (992 download)

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Download or read book The Quotable Bitch written by and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on with total page 339 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Quotable Feynman

Author : Richard P. Feynman
Publisher : Princeton University Press
ISBN 13 : 1400874238
Total Pages : 431 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (8 download)

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Download or read book The Quotable Feynman written by Richard P. Feynman and published by Princeton University Press. This book was released on 2015-09-29 with total page 431 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A treasure-trove of illuminating and entertaining quotations from beloved physicist Richard P. Feynman "Some people say, ‘How can you live without knowing?' I do not know what they mean. I always live without knowing. That is easy. How you get to know is what I want to know."—Richard P. Feynman Nobel Prize–winning physicist Richard P. Feynman (1918–88) was that rarest of creatures—a towering scientific genius who could make himself understood by anyone and who became as famous for the wit and wisdom of his popular lectures and writings as for his fundamental contributions to science. The Quotable Feynman is a treasure-trove of this revered and beloved scientist's most profound, provocative, humorous, and memorable quotations on a wide range of subjects. Carefully selected by Richard Feynman's daughter, Michelle Feynman, from his spoken and written legacy, including interviews, lectures, letters, articles, and books, the quotations are arranged under two dozen topics—from art, childhood, discovery, family, imagination, and humor to mathematics, politics, science, religion, and uncertainty. These brief passages—about 500 in all—vividly demonstrate Feynman's astonishing yet playful intelligence, and his almost constitutional inability to be anything other than unconventional, engaging, and inspiring. The result is a unique, illuminating, and enjoyable portrait of Feynman's life and thought that will be cherished by his fans at the same time that it provides an ideal introduction to Feynman for readers new to this intriguing and important thinker. The book features a foreword in which physicist Brian Cox pays tribute to Feynman and describes how his words reveal his particular genius, a piece in which cellist Yo-Yo Ma shares his memories of Feynman and reflects on his enduring appeal, and a personal preface by Michelle Feynman. It also includes some previously unpublished quotations, a chronology of Richard Feynman's life, some twenty photos of Feynman, and a section of memorable quotations about Feynman from other notable figures. Features: Approximately 500 quotations, some of them previously unpublished, arranged by topic A foreword by Brian Cox, reflections by Yo-Yo Ma, and a preface by Michelle Feynman A chronology of Feynman's life Some twenty photos of Feynman A section of quotations about Feynman from other notable figures Some notable quotations of Richard P. Feynman: "The thing that doesn't fit is the most interesting." "Thinking is nothing but talking to yourself inside." "It is wonderful if you can find something you love to do in your youth which is big enough to sustain your interest through all your adult life. Because, whatever it is, if you do it well enough (and you will, if you truly love it), people will pay you to do what you want to do anyway." "I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring."

Assholeology

Author : Steven B. Green
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1598699105
Total Pages : 224 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (986 download)

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Download or read book Assholeology written by Steven B. Green and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-01-18 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Getting one's way requires the perpetrator to be cocky yet quietly confident, snide as well as sincere, sneaky while abrupt. Better men than most have failed miserably. This guide is the first to walk readers through the tricks of the trade and the numerous benefits the attitude reaps.

The Quotable Oswald Chambers

Author : Oswald Chambers
Publisher : Our Daily Bread Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1572934816
Total Pages : 521 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (729 download)

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Download or read book The Quotable Oswald Chambers written by Oswald Chambers and published by Our Daily Bread Publishing. This book was released on 2011-05-01 with total page 521 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Covering topics like marriage, the Bible, forgiveness, and more, Oswald Chambers spoke on almost every aspect of daily living. The Quotable Oswald Chambers, compiled and edited by Chambers authority David McCasland, provides quotations from all of Oswald Chambers’ teachings and organizes them by topic. Featuring an annotated bibliography and both Scripture and subject indexes, this book is helpful for finding the perfect quote.

Quotable San Francisco: Historic Moments in Memorable Words

Author : Terry Hamburg and Richard Hansen
Publisher : Arcadia Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1467147206
Total Pages : 208 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (671 download)

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Download or read book Quotable San Francisco: Historic Moments in Memorable Words written by Terry Hamburg and Richard Hansen and published by Arcadia Publishing. This book was released on 2021 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: San Francisco surged from hamlet to boomtown overnight--the most meteoric "instant city" in history. From the Gold Rush to the Tech Rush, it's been the site of daring innovations, counterculture upheavals and social rebellions that shaped generations. Over the decades, residents have offered unique perspectives through journals, letters and newspapers, their words bringing another time to life. Discover San Francisco through the eyes of miners and "ladies of the night." Relive the experiences of robber barons and beatniks who flourished in a tiny corner of the world with fewer than one million souls. With commentary, background and extraordinary images, historians Terry Hamburg and Richard Hansen guide you through these colorful quotes, showing the city as it once was and what it aspired to be.

Weird Music That Goes on Forever

Author : Bob Suren
Publisher : Microcosm Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1648413072
Total Pages : 224 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (484 download)

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Download or read book Weird Music That Goes on Forever written by Bob Suren and published by Microcosm Publishing. This book was released on 2024-03-26 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Once you've collected every 7" from your favorite label, broken your back in the mosh pit, and become so well-versed in the interpersonal dynamics of every hardcore band that there's nothing more to learn, what's a punk to do? Try jazz, recommends Bob Suren. No, really. Suren, who wrote Crate Digger about his life and work in punk, turns his obsessive gaze onto another form of rebellious, improvisational outsider music, but this time with more sax.What does Dixieland have in common with D.R.I.? Did Charles Mingus write the first punk song? And who was the Butthole Surfer of jazz? Suren answers these questions and many more. Reading his irreverent guide to jazz, filled with punk references and colorful language, is more fun than getting arrested for vandalism. Learn about the surprising history and scandalous etymology of jazz, explore its connections to punk, and take in biographical sketches of over 25 notable artists—with plenty of recommendations thrown in for your listening pleasure.

Quotable Anecdotes for Various Occasions

Author : D. B. Knox
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 236 pages
Book Rating : 4.F/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Quotable Anecdotes for Various Occasions written by D. B. Knox and published by . This book was released on 1924 with total page 236 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Pacific Rural Press

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Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 846 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (89 download)

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Download or read book Pacific Rural Press written by and published by . This book was released on 1897 with total page 846 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Quotable Woman, 1800-on

Author : Elaine Partnow
Publisher : Garden City, N.Y. : Anchor Press
ISBN 13 : 9780385145206
Total Pages : 580 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (452 download)

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Download or read book The Quotable Woman, 1800-on written by Elaine Partnow and published by Garden City, N.Y. : Anchor Press. This book was released on 1978 with total page 580 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Babu Dream

Author : SONA SEHRAWAT
Publisher : Notion Press
ISBN 13 : 1646509862
Total Pages : 189 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (465 download)

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Download or read book The Babu Dream written by SONA SEHRAWAT and published by Notion Press. This book was released on 2019-11-16 with total page 189 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The book covers the journey of two childhood best friends, Radhika and Arshi, who decide to explore the option of civil service as a career soon after their post graduation in engineering. The two friends land up in a coaching town in New Delhi along with some diverse characters they meet during their journey from sanity to an undying obsession. The deep intricacies involved with the preparation, the way aspirants handle the process of the survival of the fittest and the ever-changing relationship equations in the land of cutthroat competition are explored in depth.