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Book Synopsis The Pocket Book Of Quips & Quotes by : Rajendra Pillai
Download or read book The Pocket Book Of Quips & Quotes written by Rajendra Pillai and published by St Pauls BYB. This book was released on with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis 20,000 Quips & Quotes by : Evan Esar
Download or read book 20,000 Quips & Quotes written by Evan Esar and published by Barnes & Noble Publishing. This book was released on 1995 with total page 990 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Little Guide to the Beatles (Unofficial and Unauthorised) by : Orange Hippo!
Download or read book The Little Guide to the Beatles (Unofficial and Unauthorised) written by Orange Hippo! and published by Little Books of Music. This book was released on 2021-11-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A bite-sized collection of more than 170 quotes by and about the Fab Four from Liverpool. You say you want a revolution? The Beatles created one, unleashing a fan frenzy with their music and style. Beatlemaniacs will love this collection of quips from the band, their collaborators, and others. The quotes range from John's "I'd like to say thank you on behalf of the group and ourselves, and I hope we passed the audition," to Paul's "There are only four people who knew what the Beatles were about anyway."
Book Synopsis Phillips' Book of Great Thoughts and Funny Sayings by : Bob Phillips
Download or read book Phillips' Book of Great Thoughts and Funny Sayings written by Bob Phillips and published by Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.. This book was released on 1993 with total page 372 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A stupendous collection of quotes, quips, epigrams, witticisms, and humorous comments. For personal enjoyment and ready reference.
Book Synopsis 14,000 Quips and Quotes by : E. C. McKenzie
Download or read book 14,000 Quips and Quotes written by E. C. McKenzie and published by . This book was released on 2000 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Find that cute little quip to underscore an important point in a talk or search for "filler" for that newsletter in this compilation of 14,000 one-liners. Presented in alphabetical order by topic, it's easy to find what you're looking for--many topics have over 100 quips and one-liners. Whether you're seeking a little humor or something more thought-provoking, it's all here in "14,000 Quips and Quotes." This book is a valuable resource tool for any speaker, teacher or writer.
Book Synopsis Quotes Every Man Should Know by : Nick Mamatas
Download or read book Quotes Every Man Should Know written by Nick Mamatas and published by Quirk Books. This book was released on 2013-08-13 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This pocket-size gift book is a thinking man's arsenal of quotes, quips, and comebacks filled with wit, insight, and genius. Perfect for the guy who knows everything and wants the words to match! This little book offers in-depth investigations into "who said what," counterquotes for common clichés, and tips for citing sayings without sounding stupid. Never be at a loss for words again! Includes quotes from: · Aristotle · Abraham Lincoln · Nelson Mandela · George Carlin · And more!
Book Synopsis Are You a Miserable Old Bastard? by : Andrew John
Download or read book Are You a Miserable Old Bastard? written by Andrew John and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2010-04-01 with total page 177 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you always struggle to see the best in a situation? Does it seem like it's raining both outside and in? If you're blind to the lighter side of life then you're clearly a grump, but don't despair—you're in good company. Are You a Miserable Old Bastard? is an amusing celebration of the grouchiness in life, featuring wittily downbeat sayings from famous grumps including P. J. O'Rourke, Dorothy Parker, Michael Moore, H. L. Mencken, Fran Lebowitz, Winston Churchill, Groucho Marx, and W. C. Fields; pessimistic tales of doom and gloom; advice on ways to spot a naturally grumpy person; fascinating insights into the science of grumpiness; and quotations from literary and fictional gloom-mongers. If you're easily irritated by the annoyances of modern-day living, if it's the little things as well as the big things that drive you crazy, this is definitely the book for you. Topics include: *grumpiness *discontent *moodiness *doom & gloom *pessimism *idiocy *cantankerousness *contempt *loathing
Book Synopsis The Laugh-a-Day Book of Bloopers, Quotes & Good Clean Jokes by : Jim Kraus
Download or read book The Laugh-a-Day Book of Bloopers, Quotes & Good Clean Jokes written by Jim Kraus and published by Baker Books. This book was released on 2012 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A 365-day humor collection: each day includes a joke, a wacky church bulletin blooper, and a humorous quote.
Book Synopsis 14,000 Quips & Quotes for Writers & Speakers by : E. C. McKenzie
Download or read book 14,000 Quips & Quotes for Writers & Speakers written by E. C. McKenzie and published by Gramercy. This book was released on 1984 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 14,000 snappy sayings and clever remarks, guaranteed to add spice to any speech, writing or conversation. Over 550 subjects, alphabetically arranged. 592 pages.
Download or read book Drive Like Hell written by Eric Zweig and published by . This book was released on 2007 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An illustrated compilation of sarcastic, wise, witty and humorous quotes about NASCAR racing.
Book Synopsis Royal Lines: Quips, Quotes and Anecdotes by : Leroy Leslie
Download or read book Royal Lines: Quips, Quotes and Anecdotes written by Leroy Leslie and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2008-06 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Don't drag me into An ugliness match! The last time I looked Into a mirror I could see clearly, I won't win!" "The horse of wickedness galloping, the tortoise of righteousness crawling. Yet righteousness arrives first at the winning post because wickedness is going in the wrong direction." "Polish is to shoes what education is to the mind." Royal Lines is a collection of vivid quotes, that explain underlying meanings of life's encounters. The author uses humor and wit to re-channel negative vibes into positive attitudes.
Book Synopsis The Pocket Book of Quotations by : Henry Davidoff
Download or read book The Pocket Book of Quotations written by Henry Davidoff and published by . This book was released on 1985-03-03 with total page 516 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Cat Wit written by Kate May and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2013-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For those who think their magnificent moggy really is the cat's pyjamas, this witty collection of quips and quotes on fantastic felines is the purrfect companion. Why not dip a paw in now? There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. WESLEY BATES Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you're hungry, eat. When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam. GARY SMITH The reason cats climb is so that they can look down on almost every other animal. K. C. BUFFINGTON
Download or read book Dad's Wit written by Richard Benson and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2010-09-06 with total page 207 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope' - Bill Cosby When your precious offspring have hijacked the car and there's a hole in your wallet the size of the Grand Canyon, kick back and relax with this hilarious book, crammed full of quips and quotes to remind you of why being a dad is the best job in the world.
Download or read book The Musician Says written by and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2015-10-06 with total page 161 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Musician Says is an all-access backstage pass to the world of singers, songwriters, composers, and instrumentalists—all those who have a relationship with the Muse and have experienced the sacrifices, satisfactions, and frustrations it brings. You'll hear from an eclectic group that spans centuries and genres, from Mozart to Mick Jagger, Louis Armstrong to Jay Z, Dolly Parton to Lady Gaga, and many more. Paired like unlikely guests at a backstage party, this unruly crew riffs about the blessings and curses of the musician's life. This collection of intriguing and provocative quotations will remind anyone who has dreamed of playing Carnegie Hall (or maybe just mastering three chords) that the creative process bridges time and place, and that music is indeed a universal language.
Download or read book The Writer Says written by Kevin Lippert and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2018-11-06 with total page 161 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The seventh in our popular Words of Wisdom series, The Writer Says summons readers to an intimate gathering of novelists, essayists, grammarians, academics, and journalists—a glittering cocktail party, where the guests may be self-identified introverts (like Patti Smith, who writes "to set herself apart cocooned, rapt in solitude") but share their sparkling insights in this volume. Among the celebrated international guest list: Henry James and Mark Twain, squaring off about modifiers (James: pro and Twain: con); Charles Bukowski and Beverly Cleary, at odds about revision; Zadie Smith and Chinua Achebe, discussing the moral responsibilities of a writer; and Jonathan Ames and Jackie Collins, united in their desire to give readers pleasure. The Writer Says reveals the formative experiences, processes, preferences, and work habits of our most beloved writers, and will inspire readers, writers, and closet scribblers alike to follow Rick Bass's dictum: "Write every day. Don't ever stop."
Book Synopsis Humor for a Sister's Heart by : Howard Books
Download or read book Humor for a Sister's Heart written by Howard Books and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2007-08-17 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrate the Bond of Sisterhood When it comes to sisters, there's plenty to laugh about -- and this joyful book is filled with humorous stories about the special relationship that sisters share. Sisters share secrets, sorrows, success, and sometimes silliness. It's this sense of sharing that brings sisters so close -- and in that closeness, there are all kinds of reasons to laugh. You'll giggle and grin as you read stories from some of your favorite authors and comedians -- like Patsy Clairmont, Martha Bolton, Karen Scalf Linamen -- and new friends you'll delight in getting to know. Whether sisters by family, faith, or friendship, you'll find yourself -- and your sister -- reflected in stories of childhood antics, shopping trips, midnight heart-to-heart talks, and the many shared "oops!" of life. Whether for yourself or your sister, this cheerful infusion of humor will bring joy to a day that's dreary and giggles to one that's already glorious.