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Download or read book The Official Blonde Joke Book written by and published by . This book was released on 1991 with total page 89 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Jumbo Book of Blonde Jokes by : Ed Sullivan
Download or read book The Jumbo Book of Blonde Jokes written by Ed Sullivan and published by New Line Publishing. This book was released on 2004-07 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If the latest research on genetics is correct two hundred years from now the last blonde will be living in Finland and blondes (in their non-chemically enhanced state) will have disappeared, which gives us, males a rather tight deadline to make the most of the situation, pass round some jokes and ponder on the dismal state the world will be in once there are no more blondes! From quick-fire, short jokes to long, complex tales on blondes Ed Sullivan's lifelong collection of blonde jokes leaves few stones unturned and even fewer areas untouched when it comes to milking a situation for fun. All of which is an excellent reason to open up this eBook, fire up our email and fill up the inbox of friends and relatives with some truly hilarious stuff.
Download or read book Blonde Jokes written by Bonnie Erotic and published by PeteyRF Creative. This book was released on 2015-06-12 with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Official Blonde Jokebook by : Rob Loughran
Download or read book The Official Blonde Jokebook written by Rob Loughran and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2013-06-11 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “The man next to me is jacking off,” said the blonde to her girlfriend as they sat in the movie theater.“Ignore him.”“I can't,” said the blonde. “He's using my hand.”How do we know that God isn't blonde?If she were, sperm would taste like chocolate.What are Vanna White's favorite consonants?North and South America.What do you call two blondes standing on either side of a friend with a broken leg?Support hos.Why'd the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?Drinking on the jobWhy'd the blond give up moose hunting?The decoys were too heavy.What is gross stupidity?144 blondes.Why'd the blonde fail Biology?Instead of dissecting frogs she was busy opening flies.“What's the difference,” the nun asked the class, “between fornication and adultery?”“I've tried both,” said the blonde, “and actually they are pretty similar.”“I don't know what you see in him,” said the brunette, “he's just an everyday kind of guy.”The blonde replied, “What more could you ask for?”Why aren't blondes pharmacists?Because they can't get those little bottles into the typewriters.Did you hear about the blonde admiral who wanted to be buried at sea?Three of his sons drowned digging the grave.The blonde went to the campus clinic and had the intern remove a wad of red wax from her belly button. “How ever,” asked the intern, “did you acquire a lump of wax in your belly button?”“My boyfriend eats by candlelight.”“What do you take for a sore throat?” one blonde asked a brunette.“I just suck on a Life Saver.”“That's easy for you; you live at the beach.” A coed reminiscing about her childhood asked her blonde roommate, “Did you play with jacks when you were little?”“Yes. And Paul's, Chuck's, Bobby's...” A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into the women's locker room after a workout. Suddenly an erect cock protruded from a shower stall. The redhead said, “That's not my husband.”The brunette said, “That's not my husband or my lover.”The blonde said, “He's not even a member of this club.”How did the boss know that his new secretary was a blonde?The white-out on the computer screen.Did you hear about the blonde who moved from California to Mississippi?She raised the IQ of both states.How'd the blonde hemophiliac die?She tried acupuncture.A blonde said to her analyst: “Every time I drink I end up in a three-way or a gang-fuck and I feel guilty about it for weeks.”“It's obvious that you have to quit drinking.”“Can't you just do something about the guilt?”At the New Year's Eve party one blonde said to the other, “If I'm not in bed by midnight I'm going home.”A blonde goes to heaven and St. Peter says, “Cause of death?”“Herpes.”“You don't die from herpes.”“You do when you give it to Big Dave.”What do blondes call underwear?Ankle warmers.Why do blondes have two sets of lips?So they can piss and moan at the same time. What do you call a blonde pulling off her pantyhose?Foreplay.What do you call a blonde with genital herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, and AIDS? An incurable romantic.Did you hear about the blonde who set her pussy on fire on the Fourth of July?She lit the fuse to her tampon.Did you hear about the blonde that went fishing with 14 guys? They all limited out; all she got was a red snapper.Why'd the blonde spend 20 minutes staring at the orange juice carton? Because it said Concentrate. An American blonde in France is raped by a gang of twelve men. The local police chief is shocked and embarrassed and says, “We will, madam, apprehend all twelve suspects.”“Don't bother,” she says. “Just get number two, number seven and number nine.”“Mother?” asked the new bride, “how can I make my new husband happy?”“Love,” said the mother, “can be a beautiful bond between two people who respect each other's needs...”I know how to fuck, mom,” said the girl. “I want you to teach me how to make meatloaf.”Many many more blonde jokes inside.
Book Synopsis The Ultimate Dumb Blonde Joke Book by : Eva Rae Stuart
Download or read book The Ultimate Dumb Blonde Joke Book written by Eva Rae Stuart and published by Push-Pull Press. This book was released on 1992 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Official Blonde Jokes by : Red Stangland
Download or read book The Official Blonde Jokes written by Red Stangland and published by . This book was released on 1991-11-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Blonde Jokes 2 written by Bonnie Erotic and published by PeteyRF Creative. This book was released on 2015-06-12 with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Official Best of the Net Joke Book by : Tom Haran Iii
Download or read book The Official Best of the Net Joke Book written by Tom Haran Iii and published by Hillcrest Publishing Group. This book was released on 2011-06 with total page 263 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you like jokes, then you'll love these. The "Official "Best Of The Net" Joke Book 2" contains some of the best jokes, stories and other funnies to ever surf the internet. You may have seen some of them come through your e-mail, and others you will be reading for the first time ever. Either way, this book has what you need to put a smile on your face and some laughter upon your lips. Come on, try it out. You know you're overdue for a good laugh.
Book Synopsis Adult Only Blonde Jokes by : Hinkler Books Pty, Limited
Download or read book Adult Only Blonde Jokes written by Hinkler Books Pty, Limited and published by Hinkler Books (AU). This book was released on 2004 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Everything Big Book of Jokes by : Evan C Thomas
Download or read book The Everything Big Book of Jokes written by Evan C Thomas and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-07-11 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Inside this sidesplitting collection, you'll find only the most popular kinds of jokes, riddles, and funnies from a dynamic professional comedian. This book is sure to tickle your funny bone-- and make you the life of the party!
Book Synopsis Calamity Jayne in the Wild, Wild West by : Kathleen Bacus
Download or read book Calamity Jayne in the Wild, Wild West written by Kathleen Bacus and published by Gemma Halliday Publishing. This book was released on 2015-01-21 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? It got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs, and was still stuck. Tressa Jayne Turner, Grandville, Iowa's own little "Calamity Jayne," is headed for the Grand Canyon State—and a wedding! Tressa's goofy Gammy is gettin' hitched, and Tressa is looking forward to a little down time in the desert. But her sunny vacation is suddenly about to have more strings attached than a dreamcatcher! Her cousin's keeping secrets, the roguishly hot Ranger Rick's sending mixed signals—more of the smokin' than smoke variety—and a "Kookamunga," a butt-ugly fertility figurine Tressa picked up at a roadside stand as a wedding gift, is turning out to be more trouble than tribal treasure. This wacky wedding's about to become a southwestern scavenger hunt of Amazing Race-meets-The Da Vinci Code proportions, featuring a washed-up actress out to kick-start her career, a suspect spiritual advisor, locals with a cause, and a ten-year-old who's a chip off a certain ranger's blockhead. It'll be a vision quest to make Thelma and Louise's southwestern spree seem like amateur night at the OK Corral. May the best spirit guide win. (NOTE: This book was previously published under the title Calamity Jayne Heads West.) Calamity Jayne Mysteries: Calamity Jayne – book #1 Calamity Jayne and the Fowl Play at the Fair – book #2 Calamity Jayne and the Haunted Homecoming – book #3 Calamity Jayne and the Campus Caper– book #4 Calamity Jayne in the Wild, Wild West– book #5 Calamity Jayne and the Hijinks on the High Seas– book #6 Calamity Jayne and the Trouble with Tandems– book #7 What critics are saying about the Calamity Jayne Mysteries: "Filled with dumb-blonde jokes, nonstop action and rapid-fire banter, this is a perfect read for chick-lit fans who enjoy a dash of mystery." ~ Publishers' Weekly "Fun and lighthearted with an interesting mystery, a light touch of romance and some fascinating characters." ~ RT Book Reviews "Throw in two parts Nancy Drew, one part Lucille Ball, add a dash of Stephanie Plum, shake it all up and you’ve got a one-of-a-kind amateur sleuth with a penchant for junk food and hot-pink snakeskin cowgirl boots. A word to the wise: if you’re prone to laughing out loud when reading funny books, try not to read Calamity Jayne when you’re sandwiched between two sleeping passengers on an airplane…sometimes we learn these things the hard way." ~ Chick Lit Cafe "Bacus provides lots of small-town fun with this lovable, fair-haired klutz and lively story, liberally salted with dumb-blond jokes." ~ Booklist *starred review*
Book Synopsis Blonde Jokes, Jayms Blonde Jokes by : Robert W. Cabell
Download or read book Blonde Jokes, Jayms Blonde Jokes written by Robert W. Cabell and published by Gazebo Publications. This book was released on 2012-11 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the full color edtion of the Blonde Jokes, Jayms Blonde Jokes book. Prepare to be "teased" by Jayms Blonde, gay hairdresser turned secret agent, Precious Needmoore, his trusty assistant, and Mama, their boss, as they save the earth from bad hair and bad air while sharing their favorite blonde jokes and Blonde bon mots from The Hair-Raising Adventures of Jayms Blonde.
Book Synopsis Ultimate Dumb Blonde Joke Bk by : Eva Stewart
Download or read book Ultimate Dumb Blonde Joke Bk written by Eva Stewart and published by . This book was released on 1992-07-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm by : James Napoli
Download or read book The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm written by James Napoli and published by Union Square + ORM. This book was released on 2010-09-07 with total page 444 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tolerate ignorance? Really? So not necessary. This laugh-out-loud dictionary is the perfect lesson in snarkiness. Why suffer the tiny minds of the plebian rabble with whom you come in daily contact, reasons James Napoli, executive vice president of the National Sarcasm Society. So, with The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm, he provides an A–Z guide to turn to whenever you need to set someone straight. From advertisements to e-mail, materialism to remote controls, there’s a witty answer for every situation. “You have been waiting patiently for a dictionary like this to come along. And now it is here,” recognizes Napoli. “Not that you give a crap.”
Book Synopsis Ultimate Book of Jokes by : Scott McNeely
Download or read book Ultimate Book of Jokes written by Scott McNeely and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2012-01-13 with total page 348 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whether you re making a toast at a wedding, trying to break the ice at a party, or just want to make your boss giggle, the Ultimate Book of Jokes is the first and last resource you'll ever need. From road-crossing chickens and classic knock knock jokes to the naughty, nice, and totally soused, no subject goes unmocked in this collection of over 1,500 jokes, packaged in a deluxe embossed board cover with 2-color line art throughout. Scott McNeeley, author of Ultimate Book of Card Games, mined decades worth of jokes to find chuckle-inducing punch lines for joke lovers of all stripes from yo mamma aficionados to naughty limerick connoisseurs.
Download or read book It’s Called a Spade written by JJ Barrows and published by WestBow Press. This book was released on 2019-10-04 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “it’s called a spade” is a reference to calling life like it is instead of hiding the tough stuff and pretending like everything is fine. It’s a collection of stories about life, about people and God, recovery and relapse, heartache and brokenness, and the reality that life is hard, even if you believe in God, even if you don’t. But there is also hope and humor and healing that comes without answers. This is a collection of stories from a human who almost disappeared in her efforts to be seen, a girl who called spades hearts and smiled while bluffing.
Book Synopsis The Twilight Saga: The Official Illustrated Guide by : Stephenie Meyer
Download or read book The Twilight Saga: The Official Illustrated Guide written by Stephenie Meyer and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2011-04-13 with total page 560 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Immerse yourself in the world of Twilight with the official illustrated guide to the #1 New York Times bestselling series featuring exclusive illustrations, character profiles, and more! This must-have edition -- the only official guide -- is the definitive encyclopedic reference to the Twilight Saga and provides readers with everything they need to further explore the unforgettable world Stephenie Meyer created in Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, and The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner. This comprehensive handbook -- essential for every Twilight Saga fan -- is full-color throughout with nearly 100 gorgeous illustrations and photographs and with exclusive material, character profiles, genealogical charts, maps, extensive cross-references, and much more. It's here! #1 bestselling author Stephenie Meyer makes a triumphant return to the world of Twilight with the highly anticipated companion, Midnight Sun: the iconic love story of Bella and Edward told from the vampire's point of view. "People do not want to just read Meyer's books; they want to climb inside them and live there." -- Time "A literary phenomenon." -- The New York Times