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Book Synopsis Waddle Lot of Laughs Joke Book by : Rebecca McCarthy
Download or read book Waddle Lot of Laughs Joke Book written by Rebecca McCarthy and published by Ladybird Books. This book was released on 2009 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get ready to giggle when you share these silly jokes with your buddies! What's black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a revolving door! How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together. What kind of bird can write underwater? A ballpoint penguin.
Book Synopsis Penguin Pocket Jokes by : David Pickering
Download or read book Penguin Pocket Jokes written by David Pickering and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2006-08-03 with total page 299 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you heard the one about the man who walked into a bar? (Ouch!)... Penguin Pocket Jokes is essential (and hilarious) reading for anyone searching for the perfect joke. Whether you want a snappy wisecrack or a longer rib-tickler when making a speech, this easy-to-use guide will provide the perfect witticism.
Book Synopsis The New Penguin Joke Book by : Stephen Stratford
Download or read book The New Penguin Joke Book written by Stephen Stratford and published by . This book was released on 2002 with total page 305 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A new collection of jokes aimed at the New Zealand market. Themes include: being rude about Australians, poking fun at Aucklanders, Westies and Americans. Osama Bin Laden jokes also make an appearance.
Download or read book Knock Knock! Again written by Highlights and published by Highlights Press. This book was released on 2021-08-17 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Knock knock! Open up for 1,000 silly knock-knock jokes, curated by the kid experts at Highlights. This sequel to Knock, Knock! The BIGGEST, Best Joke Book EVER offers even more knock-knock jokes that will have kids laughing over and over again. This 352-page book makes a great gift for growing comedians ages 6 and up. A favorite of kids and grown-ups everywhere, knock-knocks are guaranteed to bring on the giggles. Like its companion, Highlights’ Laugh Attack joke book for kids, Knock Knock is packed with age-appropriate, funny jokes that kids can enjoy sharing with siblings, friends, grandparents and anyone who needs a laugh. With new jokes about animals, school, space, sports, and more, kids will amuse themselves for hours. Joke books encourage kids to read for fun and provide screen-free entertainment for road trips, rainy days and more—a great option for reluctant readers! Plus, sharing jokes with friends and family isn’t just fun; wordplay found in jokes boosts young readers’ language skills. Telling jokes also helps kids build confidence and social-emotional skills to help them succeed in school.
Book Synopsis The New Penguin Book of English Folk Songs by : Julia Bishop
Download or read book The New Penguin Book of English Folk Songs written by Julia Bishop and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2012-06-07 with total page 608 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One of the Spectator's Books of the Year 2012 'Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies Farewell and adieu to you ladies of Spain For we've received orders for to sail for old England But we hope in a short while to see you again' One of the great English popular art forms, the folk song can be painful, satirical, erotic, dramatic, rueful or funny. They have thrived when sung on a whim to a handful of friends in a pub; they have bewitched generations of English composers who have set them for everything from solo violin to full orchestra; they are sung in concerts, festivals, weddings, funerals and with nobody to hear but the singer. This magical new collection brings together all the classic folk songs as well as many lesser-known discoveries, complete with music and annotations on their original sources and meaning. Published in cooperation with the English Folk Dance and Song Society, it is a worthy successor to Ralph Vaughan Williams and A.L.Lloyd's original Penguin Book of English Folk Songs. 'Her keen eye did glitter like the bright stars by night The robe she was wearing was costly and white Her bare neck was shaded with her long raven hair And they called her pretty Susan, the pride of Kildare' In association with EFDSS, the English Folk Dance and Song Society
Book Synopsis Stop the Dad Jokes! by : Adrian Beck
Download or read book Stop the Dad Jokes! written by Adrian Beck and published by Random House Australia. This book was released on 2021-07-02 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Father's Day picture book from funny guy Adrian Beck that will have the whole family laughing. Warning: Do not show this book to dads! This book is full of DAD JOKES that are embarrassing, goofy and NOT FUNNY! A trip to the zoo with Dad means seeing lots of animals . . . and hearing plenty of dad jokes too! A hilarious story by Adrian Beck (a dad) illustrated by Simon Greiner (another dad). The perfect Father's Day gift and read-aloud story!
Download or read book Tacky the Penguin written by Helen Lester and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2010-12-06 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An offbeat penguin shows his peers the power of individuality in this humorous tale from the author of Pookins Gets Her Way. Tacky is an odd bird. He likes to do splashy cannonballs and greet his companions with a loud "What's happening?" In fact, he's something of an eccentric, which wouldn't be a problem if all the other penguins weren't such…conformists. When intimidating visitors invade their peaceful, nice, icy land, it'll take a lot more than a bunch of perfect penguins to save the day. Thank goodness Tacky's such an odd bird! “This book is must reading for any kid—or grown-up—who refuses to follow the pack.”—Publishers Weekly
Book Synopsis The Penguin Book of More Australian Jokes by : Phillip Adams
Download or read book The Penguin Book of More Australian Jokes written by Phillip Adams and published by . This book was released on 2000 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Doctor Who: Knock! Knock! Who's There? Joke Book by : Doctor Who
Download or read book Doctor Who: Knock! Knock! Who's There? Joke Book written by Doctor Who and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2020-07-23 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Climb aboard the TARDIS for a journey through space, time, and comedy in the official Doctor Who joke book! -What do we want? -TIME TRAVEL! -When do we want it? -THAT'S IRRELEVANT! Packed with a dimensionally transcendent TARDIS-load amount of jokes, gags and riddles, this is the official Doctor Who joke book! Remember: it's funnier on the inside!
Book Synopsis Ultimate Kids Joke Book by : Joke Books for Kids
Download or read book Ultimate Kids Joke Book written by Joke Books for Kids and published by Joke Books for Kids. This book was released on 2018-05-29 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you call an apple with gas? A tooty fruity! Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day! Are you ready for a gut-busting good time? Give the gift of laughter with The Ultimate Kids Joke Book. Over 300 clean jokes will have you rolling on the floor laughing with family and friends of all ages!
Book Synopsis Elmo and Ernie's Joke Book (Sesame Street) by : Naomi Kleinberg
Download or read book Elmo and Ernie's Joke Book (Sesame Street) written by Naomi Kleinberg and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2013-12-18 with total page 12 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Elmo, Ernie, and their Sesame Street friends will make little ones giggle, grin, and guffaw as they tell a series of silly elephant, fish, and knock-knock jokes. Visual humor and verbal puns will have even grown-ups laughing until it hurts at this collection of kooky knock-knocks and jokes about everybody's favorite funny animals. This is one that toddlers will want to come back to—again and again and again!
Book Synopsis DC Super Friends Joke Book (DC Super Friends) by : George Carmona III
Download or read book DC Super Friends Joke Book (DC Super Friends) written by George Carmona III and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2017-09-05 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A DC Super FriendsTM joke book! Who says the DC Super FriendsTM aren’t funny? What are Batman and Robin’s favorite part of a joke? The punch line! Girls and boys ages 3 to 7 are sure to love this laugh-out-loud joke book, which features an eye-popping special-effect cover and over 100 side-splitting jokes! Laugh along with BatmanTM, SupermanTM, Wonder WomanTM, and all their heroic and hilarious friends! DC Super FriendsTM is a unique brand that gives preschoolers their very own versions of the world’s greatest superheroes from DC Comics: SupermanTM, BatmanTM and Robin, Wonder WomanTM, AquamanTM, The FlashTM, CyborgTM, HawkmanTM, and Green LanternTM.
Book Synopsis Little Penguin's New Friend by : Tadgh Bentley
Download or read book Little Penguin's New Friend written by Tadgh Bentley and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first I Can Read! book featuring beloved picture book character Little Penguin, star of Little Penguin Gets the Hiccups—a laugh-out-loud romp! For new readers who are fans of Mo Willems’s Elephant and Piggie series and Adam Rubin’s Dragons Love Tacos. A polar bear is coming to visit! Little Penguin has never met a polar bear, but his friends have heard they are scary, with sharp teeth and terrifying roars—and that they tell very bad jokes. But Little Penguin knows you can’t believe everything you hear, right? Little Penguin’s New Friend is a Level One I Can Read book, which means it’s perfect for children learning to sound out words and sentences.
Book Synopsis Kamp Koral Activity Book (Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years) by : Golden Books
Download or read book Kamp Koral Activity Book (Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years) written by Golden Books and published by Golden Books. This book was released on 2021-05-25 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years is Nickelodeon's all-new animated series—coming to Paramount+ and PVOD on March 4, 2021! Fans of SpongeBob SquarePants and Nickelodeon's new animated series Kamp Koral will love this full-color activity book. Filled with puzzles, codes, mazes, and over 50 stickers, it's perfect for boys and girls 5 to 8.
Download or read book Penguin Problems written by Jory John and published by Random House Studio. This book was released on 2016-09-27 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever thought: I have so many problems and nobody even cares? Well, penguins have problems too! Discover them in this hilarious collaboration from Jory John (All my friends are dead. and Quit Calling Me a Monster!) and Lane Smith (The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales)! This penguin has come to tell you that life in Antarctica is no paradise. For starters, it is FREEZING. Also, penguins have a ton of natural predators. Plus, can you imagine trying to find your mom in a big ol’ crowd of identical penguins? No, thank you. Yes, it seems there is no escaping the drudgery of your daily grind, whatever it might be. Or perhaps we’ve just learned that grumps are everywhere. . . . This book is sure to tickle kids’ funny bones and will elicit appreciative sighs from the adults reading it aloud. "We are all Mortimer [the main character in Penguin Problems]." —The New York Times “Bursting with humor.” —Kirkus Reviews “The snark level is cranked up high.” —The Horn Book, Starred “Will be right at home with fans of Jon Klassen’s This Is Not My Hat.” —Booklist “Classic comedy.” —Publishers Weekly “Rib-tickling.” —School Library Journal
Book Synopsis The (Not Quite) Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book by : Tim Vine
Download or read book The (Not Quite) Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book written by Tim Vine and published by Random House. This book was released on 2012-02-29 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Comedian and TV star, Tim Vine, will have you laughing for hours with this new, abridged version of his hilarious joke book . . . Velcro. What a rip off. Why do you never see an elephant on a bus? Because he's got a massive bum. So I went to the doctors. I said, 'I got hurt in a pillow fight.' He said, 'You've got concushion.' Believe it or not there are twice as many eyebrows in the world as there are people I tried to surf the Internet and I fell off my chair Read it to find these funny puns, plus many more original jokes and illustrations. You won't be able to put it down!
