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Book Synopsis The Grumpy Old Fart by : Rebecca Porter
Download or read book The Grumpy Old Fart written by Rebecca Porter and published by . This book was released on 2023-10-24 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Don't be a grumpy old fart, not everything is THAT bad... Right?The annual town festival versus the OLD and GRUMPY Mr. Fart. His idea of a good time is relaxing on his front porch. ALONE! Don't step foot on his lawn or... "GET OFF MY LAWN!" Mr. Hops, the optimistic and persistent rabbit tries convincing Mr. Fart why he should attend the annual festival. However, this grumpy old fart isn't easily persuaded, finding the negative in EVERYTHING!
Book Synopsis Thoughts of a Grumpy Old Fart by : Rowling Forester
Download or read book Thoughts of a Grumpy Old Fart written by Rowling Forester and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-12-03 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We all have that one grumpy old fart in our life...Why not give them this funny joke notebook for their next birthday, Christmas or Father's Day? Give them somewhere to channel their frustration about you buying them such a gift! We're sure the rest of the family will have a good laugh. About This Notebook: - 8.5 x 11" large size- College-ruled lines- White paper- Matte soft cover- 110 pages, 55 sheets
Book Synopsis Warning! Grumpy Old Fart Contains Flatulence and Memory Loss by : Jmg Publication
Download or read book Warning! Grumpy Old Fart Contains Flatulence and Memory Loss written by Jmg Publication and published by . This book was released on 2019-06-19 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Fart design is a perfect fart gift if you are looking for a best farter, farter of the year, or a old fart.
Download or read book Notebook written by Tanya HugesNotebook and published by . This book was released on 2020-06-23 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I Never Dreamed That One Day I'd Become A Grumpy Old Fart T- funny 6x9 inch notebook
Download or read book Notebook written by Tanya HugesNotebook and published by . This book was released on 2020-06-24 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grumpy Old Fart Funny Fathers Day Gift For Dad T- funny 6x9 inch notebook
Download or read book Notebook written by Tanya HugesNotebook and published by . This book was released on 2020-06-23 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Proud Curmudgeon - Funny Grumpy Old Fart Geezer Saying T- funny 6x9 inch notebook
Book Synopsis The Grumpy Old Git's Guide to Life by : Geoff Tibballs
Download or read book The Grumpy Old Git's Guide to Life written by Geoff Tibballs and published by Michael O'Mara Books. This book was released on 2013-06-06 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Grumpy Old Git's Guide to Life is a hilarious celebration of all these grumps, how to identify one, what exactly they find so irritating and why we find their rants quite so amusing.
Book Synopsis Grumpy Old Workers by : Stuart Prebble
Download or read book Grumpy Old Workers written by Stuart Prebble and published by Weidenfeld & Nicolson. This book was released on 2011-12-29 with total page 147 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'I owe, I owe, so off to work we go.' A Grumpy perspective on the daily grind. Whether we are celebrity chef or hapless waiter, engineer or oily rag, commissioning editor or TV producer, all of us have a whole daily wagon-load of s**t to deal with in the name of work. From boardroom to boredom, from 'what's the point?' to Powerpoint, from 9 to 5 to P45. And that's what this new book from uber-grump Stuart Prebble is all about; the utter everyday relentless crapulence of working for 'the man', or indeed 'the woman'. The workplace is a piece of cake for someone of his curmudgeonly quality. It's not possible in a book of this size to include ALL the grumps arising from the working day - the office politics, the shortcomings of IT, the interminable meetings and some of your colleagues' weirder habits, but he is giving it a go. Grumpy? I'll say we are ...
Download or read book LeRoi written by Mel Mathews and published by il piccolo editions. This book was released on 2011 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Mel Mathews' place in the ranks of fine contemporary writers is assured." In The Chronicles of a Wandering Soul series, the wandering, questing central figure of Malcolm Clay has become a new literary icon. With thoughtful ruminations, keen humor, informative explorations of themes from religion to traits of visited countries, and so many clever double entendres, Mel Mathews' place in the ranks of fine contemporary writers is assured. —Grady Harp, goodreads, Amazon.com Top10 Reviewer” An introspective allegory about the search for prosperity of the soul . . .”—Midwest Book Review” Vive LeRoi: A powerful kick at the American way of life."LeRoi is ostensibly a novel, and not overtly psychological, but it lays bare the psychic plight of a middle-aged man looking for meaning. It is a powerful kick at the American way of life-ambition, success, money and power-but it is redemptive in the narrator's search for internal Eros and an outer relationship he can trust himself to believe in.—Daryl Sharp, author and publisher, Inner City Books In Book One of The Chronicles of a Wandering Soul, Malcolm Clay, a rather ornery but 'successful-in-life' character, finds himself stranded in the middle of nowhere, his fancy MG allowing him to limp into a gas station with a diner-cum-motel on the other side of the road. Subtly layered in symbol and metaphor, one soon realizes that the simplicity of this novel is only skin deep. The old mechanic, a study in laissez-faire and cool disdain, tries the patience of our hero. As a matter of fact, all members of the cast including the Queen who rules the diner, the pretty waitress and the lanky fast-order cook are highly complicated human beings. The enigmatic and moody old Chevy half-ton pick-up truck Malcolm borrows is unreliable in the conventional sense, but does grant him the freedom to escape the confines of the motel and the frustration of his broken down MG. 'Ol' Reliable' guides him over a cattle guard, a mysterious unseen gateway into sanctuary, the oasis of a river that cuts through this otherwise barren wasteland where he can cast a fly into adventure-and misadventure-yet beyond that, healing waters for the soul. Could this perhaps be a modern day model of a questing Perceval and the Grail Legend's Fisherking?
Book Synopsis Release Your Inner Old Fart by : Mark Leigh
Download or read book Release Your Inner Old Fart written by Mark Leigh and published by Michael O'Mara Books. This book was released on 2012-08-24 with total page 143 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilariously cynical and gloom-laden, this book contains diatribes, rants, anecdotes and advice for Old Farts everywhere.
Download or read book Grumpy Old Women written by Judith Holder and published by Random House. This book was released on 2009-05-04 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We all know what it means these days to be a grumpy old man, because part of that role is to be outspoken. Well, we've heard just about enough out of the men, thank you very much! Grumpy Old Women gives us the other perspective: the female take on the million irritations of today's world. So whats the difference? Surely what is irritating to the mature members of one sex is equally annoying to the other? Not necessarily, and this is precisely what Grumpy Old Women seeks to address. Body image, visitors, children, animals, shopping, careers, parties, holidays and, yes, grumpy old men themselves all are very much on the list of what today's mature woman finds a source of concern. From the series producer and stand-up comic Judith Holder, the book incorporates material from the television series Grumpy Old Women, which features a diverse, colourful and very grumpy group of celebrities, including Janet Street Porter, Jenny Eclair, Ann Widdecombe, Germaine Greer, Kathryn Flett and Jilly Cooper. Written with wit, style and sympathy, the book is a source of both amusement and comfort to women everywhere - grumpy, old or otherwise.
Download or read book No Attachments written by Tiffany King and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013-10-22 with total page 203 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ashton Garrison walked away from her current life to escape the one thing she’s unwilling to face. She knows her decision may be selfish, but in the end, leaving will be far less painful for everyone. Now she has one goal: live life to the fullest with no regrets and no attachments. What Ashton doesn’t count on is how fate always seems to find a way to screw up any good plan. Nathan Lockton specializes in locating a mark. He’s done it over and over again—no attachments and no emotion necessary. What he thought was a routine lost-and-found job has forced Nathan to deal with something he has always ignored—his feelings. He’s never fallen for a target, yet he’s never met anyone like Ashton. Now deep in a dilemma, Nathan must decide to follow his heart, or complete the job he was hired to do. Love can come when you least expect it. The question is: If the odds are stacked against you, how far are you willing to go for the one you love?
Book Synopsis Grumpy Old Men: The Secret Diary by : Stuart Prebble
Download or read book Grumpy Old Men: The Secret Diary written by Stuart Prebble and published by Random House. This book was released on 2010-06-30 with total page 259 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: To everything there is a season. A time to be born, a time to die ... and a time to have a bloody good moan. Following the huge success of Grumpy Old Men, Stuart Prebble, writer of the highly acclaimed TV series, gives us a more in-depth look at what it's really like to be a pissed-off man of a certain age. In painstaking detail, he takes us through a year in the constantly irritated life of a Grumpy Old Man, recounting the manifold vexations and absurdities he has to put up with in the perpetual torment that we call modern living. Drinks parties, holidays, hospital visits, his children's misdemeanours, buying presents for the wife, watching television, attempts to visit the gym, trips to the shops, the trials and tribulations of everyday life - each event has something to tip him over the edge. Stuart's diary proves that grumpiness is not just an occasional mood or a temporary feeling, but a way of looking at the world, and will strike a chord with all those who are proud to call themselves Grumpy Old Men.
Download or read book Harry's New Life written by John O'Quinn and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2007-04 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Harry's new life deals with the hard realities of life faced by Harry Becker and the difficult and sometimes painful choices he makes for the benefit of those he loves in a life that is not always fair or easy ... Harry makes friends with a local girl, Shelia, and her brother, Dan, in the small mountain town of Birch Hollow ... They work together on a plan designed by Davis, Shelia's boss, to transport stolen merchandise as Harry plans to travel until he finds a world where he will fit in and find peace within himself for the turmoil he caused his family"--Page 4 of cover
Download or read book An Ordinary Man written by J.D. Ryan and published by JMS Books LLC. This book was released on 2017-02-18 with total page 158 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the balmy streets of Charleston, adult filmmaker Armand Bettencourt meets a street hustler like no other. Restless, untutored, and sexy, young J.T. Pierce wings off to Los Angeles with Armand. The last thing on Armand's mind is the new actor, but young J.T. gets under his skin ... in more ways than one. J.T. is determined to become the next big gay porn sensation. With that body -- and that attitude -- he just might. But Armand's friends set up a doozy of a trick on them. Armand has to make a choice -- take a chance on the lad or let him go, painful though that might be. Can a grumpy, middle-aged filmmaker find love with a former street hustler?
Book Synopsis The Undermining of Twyla and Frank by : Megan Bannen
Download or read book The Undermining of Twyla and Frank written by Megan Bannen and published by Orbit. This book was released on 2024-07-02 with total page 377 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the author of The Undertaking of Hart and Mercy comes a heartwarming fantasy with a best friends-to-lovers rom com twist set in the delightful demigod and donut-filled world of Tanria. The entire town of Eternity was shocked when widowed, middle-aged Twyla Banneker partnered up with her neighbor and best friend, Frank Ellis, to join the Tanrian Marshals. Eight years later, Twyla’s rewarding career patrolling the strange land of Tanria remains a welcome change from the domestic grind of mom life, despite the misgivings of her grown children. Fortunately (or unfortunately) a recent decrease in on-the-job peril has made Twyla and Frank's job a lot safer ... and a lot less exciting. So when they discover the body of one of their fellow marshals near an enormous footprint—and Frank finds himself the inadvertent foster dad to a baby dragon—they are grateful to be back in action. Soon, the friends wind up ensnared in a nefarious plot that goes far deeper than any lucrative Tanrian mineshaft. But as danger closes in and Twyla and Frank's investigation becomes more complicated, so does their easy friendship. And Twyla starts to realize that her true soul mate might be the person who has lived next door all along...
Download or read book Issue 12 written by Connor Whiteley and published by CGD Publishing. This book was released on 2023-04-07 with total page 268 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 56,000 words of gripping, enthralling fiction from best-selling writer Connor Whiteley in one amazing collection. Featuring two novellas and 5 short stories from some of his most popular series, you know you’re in for an amazing treat and will be reading late into the night. Issue 12’s Intriguing Short Stories Includes: · Love, Spies, Rhineland: A Spy Historical Romance Short Story · Our Woman In Paris: A Spy Historical Fiction Short Story · Corrupt Driving · Doubting In Love: A Gay Sweet Romance Short Story · Their Brave New World: A Science Fiction Short Story Also includes two gripping novellas: · The Masked One: An Aleshia O’Kin Fantasy Adventure Novella · The Russian Case: A Bettie Private Eye Mystery Novella BUY NOW!
