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Book Synopsis The Children of Little Thwopping by : Oli Jacobs
Download or read book The Children of Little Thwopping written by Oli Jacobs and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-11-06 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The year is 1952, and the town of Little Thwopping is prospering. The menfolk are working hard, the womenfolk are keeping the homes in order, and literally nothing can go wrong. In fact, things go horrifyingly right when every woman in Little Thwopping falls pregnant. Sure, the resulting children are 15-feet tall with bone-crunching long limbs, scream inhuman roars, and shoot lasers from their eyes, but every child goes through teething problems. Written by Wilthaven's resident author, Howard Williams, The Children of Little Thwopping is a fun tale that will leave you rolling on the floor, and nodding with much thought." - The BPD would like to clarify that this book is a piece of material found in conjuncture with their investigation into P1983, and brought to publication with the help of Oli Jacobs. As always, the BPD wishes you to remain safe.
Book Synopsis Kirk Sandblaster vs Protocol 9 by : Oli Jacobs
Download or read book Kirk Sandblaster vs Protocol 9 written by Oli Jacobs and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2020-01-28 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BZZZZ! Technology has gone rogue in Universia. Everything from robots, computers, even vending machines are in revolt, doing anything they can to harm anyone made of fleshy goodness. And who is the fleshbag they want to harm the most? Kirk Sandblaster. Once again, the space adventurer finds himself - and his alien sidekick, Xlaar - facing off against an enemy that threatens every beings existence. But, could the mind behind this rebellion be someone close to the duo? And if so, how can they defeat someone they love? Jump once again into the 4 Quadrants of Universia, and the adventures of cocksure rogue, Kirk Sandblaster. A science fiction comedy fuelled by bad ideas, good intentions, and plenty of sandwiches. Readers call Kirk Sandblaster ""a fast-paced action comedy"", ""exotic and esoteric"", and ""reminiscent of Douglas Adams"". But don't take their words for it, grab the latest Kirk adventure and find out for yourself!
Book Synopsis Suplex Sounds of the 70s by : Oli Jacobs
Download or read book Suplex Sounds of the 70s written by Oli Jacobs and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2015-09-08 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What is life like as a donut? What is P22067? And dare you play a game of Roulette? Enter the darkened room of Filmic Cuts once more, as Oli Jacobs brings you Filmic Cuts 5: Suplex Sounds of the 70s. A book filled with tales glazed in greasy kebab meat, sparkling pastry sugar, and lashing of root beer from the Old West. That made you hungry? Well then, let's hope you have a strong stomach... From the mind that conjured up the madness that was Bad Sandwich, and the drunken adventures of Strange Days in High Wycombe, comes more tales of horror, comedy, and so much more. Listen to a ghost story, find out what links mobile phones & bananas, and discover who exactly Francis Penterland might be. Open up, and let the yarns wrap you nice and tight...
Book Synopsis Kirk Sandblaster Vs. Montague Santiago by : Oli Jacobs
Download or read book Kirk Sandblaster Vs. Montague Santiago written by Oli Jacobs and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2017-06-17 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Woosh! Kirk Sandblaster thinks he's a lock for Universia Man of the Year, but when suave ""Time Adventurer"" Montague Santiago ends up with the trophy, it kicks off a whole adventure through both time and space. With Xlaar along for the ride, Sandblaster finds himself on strange planets ruled by oily dinosaurs, time voids, and a planet once known as ""Earth"". The 5th Kirk Sandblaster adventure is filled with the usual thrills, spills, and comedic ills that you'd expect from the series. From the curious mind of Oli Jacobs, once again strap yourself in, activate your Quantum Core, and enjoy another adventure in Universia...
Book Synopsis Curse of the Ellipsis... by : Oli Jacobs
Download or read book Curse of the Ellipsis... written by Oli Jacobs and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2013-12 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Curse of the Ellipsis... is the 3rd volume of Filmic Cut, short stories by Oli Jacobs. Featuring 13 stories that traverse the realms of horror, drama and comedy, with a little poetry in between, Curse of the Ellipsis... is possibly the darkest Filmic Cut yet. This time, prepare to meet 2 writers who can bend the world at their will, a dog whose situation grows more desperate, and Burlington Rathbone himself. There's plenty to enjoy within these pages, and Curse of the Ellipsis... is a delicious bitter addition to the Filmic Cuts series. Dare you taste it's nasty pleasures?
Book Synopsis Luchador Monkey Crisis by : Oli Jacobs
Download or read book Luchador Monkey Crisis written by Oli Jacobs and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Lament of the Silver Badger by : Oli Jacobs
Download or read book The Lament of the Silver Badger written by Oli Jacobs and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2017-08-18 with total page 250 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Filmic Cuts returns, with more tales of tickling terror for you to wirelessly inject into your ocular nerves. This time, take a trip to Tumorville. Have 40 Winks at your local hotel. And ask yourself, Do You Know What Fear Is? Including stories about the little beings who live in beards, nightmarish football fans, and the black-clad Observer, Filmic Cuts 6: The Lament of the Silver Badger contains 10 new stories from the mind that brought you Kirk Sandblaster, Bad Sandwich, and Wrapped Up In Nothing. As always, the author hopes you enjoy...
Book Synopsis Wrapped Up In Nothing by : Oli Jacobs
Download or read book Wrapped Up In Nothing written by Oli Jacobs and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-07-05 with total page 238 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ""I woke up in Hell..."" And so begins the saga of Mr Blank. Left in the desert, mutilated beyond all recognition and with no memories left to help find out who he is, Blank makes his way to the desert town of Rattler's Creek to find answers. However, his arrival stirs up the locals, and soon Blank has to find the answers to his questions using his charm, cunning, and penchant for violence. The first in the Mr Blank series, Wrapped Up In Nothing comes from the pulp-inspired mind that brought you the horror of Station 17, and the alcoholic shenanigans of Strange Days in High Wycombe. Strap yourself in, and get ready to ride along with Mr Blank. It's going to be one Hell of a journey...
Book Synopsis Kirk Sandblaster & Xlaar's World War by : Oli Jacobs
Download or read book Kirk Sandblaster & Xlaar's World War written by Oli Jacobs and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2019-02-22 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WAR! That's the situation on the planet Zaaria. Overwhelmed by overpowered Rebels, the hopes of the planet rest in one space adventuring duo. Kirk Sandblaster & Xlaar. This time, though, it's personal. Zaaria is Xlaar's planet, and it's his family who give the call. Last time he was there, he left in disgrace, so has conflict changed his ways in the eyes of his father, King Zuur? Or is he still seen as the reckless warrior he once was. Join another thrilling Kirk Sandblaster adventure filled with twists, turns, and even more sandwiches than ever before. Find out who is behind the rebellion, the power of Super Power-Suits, and what a Zaarian Bond is... Amazon readers have called the Kirk Sandblaster series ""Absolutely fantastic read..."", ""utterly hilarious"" and ""humorous and smart"". Complete the collection today by adding Kirk Sandblaster & Xlaar's World War to your sci-fi comedy collection.
Book Synopsis Sunshine & Lollipops by : Oli Jacobs
Download or read book Sunshine & Lollipops written by Oli Jacobs and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2014 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Featuring 15 tales that range from the thrilling to amusing, 'Sunshine & Lollipops' is a delectable platter of tall tales and dark yarns. The stories range from a thrilling Western standoff, the Roald Dahl-esque 'He's a Growing Lad', and the dark 'Compulsion.' Characters include troubled headmasters, jovial zombies and even a dimension-hopping libertine.
Download or read book Title Pending written by Oli Jacobs and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2014-11-23 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Title Pending is the 4th volume of Filmic Cuts, short stories by Oli Jacobs. Featuring 13 stories that traverse the realms of horror, drama and comedy, with a little poetry in between, Title Pending will bring a smile, bring a chill, and bring a chuckle (either confused or otherwise). Volume 4 brings many delights, including a groin-powered legend, a chilling vision from the near-future, and a new look at London's Underground. As always, Filmic Cuts brings you into a world that has born the likes of Kirk Sandblaster, Station 17, and Bad Sandwich, so you never know what you're going to expect. Pour a drink, take a seat, and enjoy Filmic Cuts 4: Title Pending...
Download or read book The Children written by Ann Leary and published by St. Martin's Press. This book was released on 2016-05-24 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From New York Times bestselling author Ann Leary comes the captivating story of a wealthy, but unconventional New England family, told from the perspective of a reclusive 29-year-old who has a secret (and famous) life on the Internet. Charlotte Maynard rarely leaves her mother’s home, the sprawling Connecticut lake house that belonged to her late stepfather, Whit Whitman, and the generations of Whitmans before him. While Charlotte and her sister, Sally, grew up at “Lakeside,” their stepbrothers, Spin and Perry, were welcomed as weekend guests. Now the grown boys own the estate, which Joan occupies by their grace—and a provision in the family trust. When Spin, the youngest and favorite of all the children, brings his fiancé home for the summer, the entire family is intrigued. The beautiful and accomplished Laurel Atwood breathes new life into this often comically rarefied world. But as the wedding draws near, and flaws surface in the family’s polite veneer, an array of simmering resentments and unfortunate truths is exposed. With remarkable wit and insight, Ann Leary pulls back the curtain on one blended family, as they are forced to grapple with the assets and liabilities – both material and psychological – left behind by their wonderfully flawed patriarch.
Download or read book The Marks of Cain written by Tom Knox and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2010-05-06 with total page 362 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An audacious and terrifying new thriller from the author of the international bestseller The Genesis Secret. When David Martinez receives an ancient map from his dying grandfather, he is led into the heart of the Basque mountains, where a genetic curse lies buried- and a frightening secret about the Western world is hidden. Meanwhile, London journalist Simon Quinn is investigating two violent murders. Both victims had once been interned in a top-secret Nazi camp-and both came from the Basque region. With The Marks of Cain, Tom Knox (The Lost Goddess) delivers on the promise of his astonishing debut novel, crafting a terrifying and even more ambitious thriller that delves into the shocking truth of what drives human beings to violence, genocide, and war.
Download or read book The Dying Place written by Charly Cox and published by Hera books Ltd. This book was released on 2023-03-09 with total page 366 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When the trunk slammed closed, sealing her fate, a deep cold slithered into the center of Kennedy’s bones. All she could do was pray that her attacker would leave enough of her for her family to identify... Kennedy Farmer, an experienced athlete, never returns after leaving for her usual running route through the dusty mountain trails of New Mexico. While the search for Kennedy begins, Detective Alyssa Wyatt and her squad face a terrifying new case when the body of a young woman, Rheagan Pembroke, is discovered in the desert terrain surrounding Albuquerque. Her wounds horrify even the hardened squad of the Albuquerque P.D. – and the case takes an even darker turn when they discover a polaroid stuffed into the victim’s mouth, showing the body of Gunner Galveston, a murder victim from fourteen years ago. Alyssa was a detective on the case, but the culprit was never caught. As the team are taunted with gruesome packages and blood-curdling phone calls, it becomes evident that a serial killer – whose blood lust is quickly increasing – has been operating in plain sight. To catch a killer, Alyssa and the squad need to understand the savage desires driving them ... before Kennedy becomes another life taken at the hands of a psychopath. Meet Alyssa Wyatt: detective, mom ... and a serial killer’s worst nightmare. This incredibly addictive detective series will thrill fans of Karin Slaughter, Chris Carter and Kendra Elliot. Readers can’t put The Dying Place down: ‘Wow. This was beyond fast-paced...had my pulse racing, heart pounding...I didn’t see the identity of the killer coming.' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader Review ‘A very well written, thrilling and absorbing read that I loved from start to finish ...If you like solid police procedurals with relatable, likeable characters I’d highly recommend this series ... Just loved, loved, loved this read’⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader Review ‘Holy s*#t...Wow!...I couldn't put it down.’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader Review ‘This book is filled with page-turning action... I've loved this series since book #1’⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader Review ‘This was a very gripping thriller that was hard to put down.’⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader Review ‘The Alyssa Wyatt books are one of my favourite series at the moment. They’re such a great blend of characters and also gritty chilling storylines ... the writing always keeps me on the edge of my seat'⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader Review ‘I read this book within a day...The plot moves along fast and I was shocked when I found out who the culprit was.’⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader Review ‘My poor heart is still pounding! This book had it all...high suspense, intrigue, action, murder, mystery, a sadistic serial killer, and great police work.’⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader Review ‘The fast-paced story hooked me from the start and never let up. I loved the surprising reveal and the emotional responses were really well-written...’⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader Review ‘Unputdownable ... a well-executed mystery that had me on the edge of my seat.’⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader Review ‘The author plotted this brilliantly as the revelation MAKES SENSE even though you don’t see it coming.’⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader Review ‘The suspense and mystery in this one build really well ... I was blindsided when the truth revealed itself!’⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader Review ‘Love this series, the characters are all well developed. Can’t wait to see what’s next.’⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader Review ‘This book was intense, gruesome and so much fun! I loved it!’⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader Review
Download or read book The Women written by Kristin Hannah and published by St. Martin's Press. This book was released on 2024-02-06 with total page 409 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A #1 bestseller on The New York Times, USA Today, Washington Post, and Los Angeles Times! From the celebrated author of The Nightingale and The Four Winds comes Kristin Hannah's The Women—at once an intimate portrait of coming of age in a dangerous time and an epic tale of a nation divided. Women can be heroes. When twenty-year-old nursing student Frances “Frankie” McGrath hears these words, it is a revelation. Raised in the sun-drenched, idyllic world of Southern California and sheltered by her conservative parents, she has always prided herself on doing the right thing. But in 1965, the world is changing, and she suddenly dares to imagine a different future for herself. When her brother ships out to serve in Vietnam, she joins the Army Nurse Corps and follows his path. As green and inexperienced as the men sent to Vietnam to fight, Frankie is over-whelmed by the chaos and destruction of war. Each day is a gamble of life and death, hope and betrayal; friendships run deep and can be shattered in an instant. In war, she meets—and becomes one of—the lucky, the brave, the broken, and the lost. But war is just the beginning for Frankie and her veteran friends. The real battle lies in coming home to a changed and divided America, to angry protesters, and to a country that wants to forget Vietnam. The Women is the story of one woman gone to war, but it shines a light on all women who put themselves in harm’s way and whose sacrifice and commitment to their country has too often been forgotten. A novel about deep friendships and bold patriotism, The Women is a richly drawn story with a memorable heroine whose idealism and courage under fire will come to define an era.
Download or read book Green written by Laura Vaccaro Seeger and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2012-03-27 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Illustrations and simple, rhyming text explore the many shades of the color green. Full color.
Download or read book The Legacies written by Jessica Goodman and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2023-07-25 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Our new favorite thriller." – COSMOPOLITAN A glitzy YA thriller set in New York City elite social circles, filled with backstabbing and blackmail, twisty secrets, and a dead body, from New York Times bestselling author Jessica Goodman. Perfect for fans of Euphoria, Holly Jackson, and Jessica Knoll. An invitation for membership to the exclusive Legacy Club in New York City is more than an honor. It gives lifetime access to power and wealth beyond any prep school doors, as Legacy Club members always look out for their own. That is, after you make it through a rigorous week of events and the extravagant gala, the Legacy Ball. It’s not surprising when Excelsior Prep seniors Bernie Kaplan, Isobel Rothcroft, and Skyler Hawkins are nominated as Legacies; their family pedigrees have assured their membership since birth—even if they're all keeping secrets that could destroy their reputations. But scholarship kid from Queens Tori Tasso is the surprise nominee no one saw coming. She’s never fit in this world of designer bags, penthouse apartments, and million-dollar donations. So what did she do to secure her place? The evening of the Legacy Ball arrives, and everyone expects a night of luxury and excess, haute couture, and plenty of hushed gossip. No one expects their secrets to come out. Or for someone to die trying to keep them hidden.
