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5,000 Great One Liners

Author : Grant Tucker
Publisher : Biteback Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1849544824
Total Pages : 355 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (495 download)

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Download or read book 5,000 Great One Liners written by Grant Tucker and published by Biteback Publishing. This book was released on 2012-09-25 with total page 355 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My mate told me that I just don't understand irony. Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. An onion just told me a joke. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. A priest, a rabbi and a blind man walk into a bar and the bartender says, 'What is this, some kind of joke?' I got chatting to a lumberjack in a pub. He seemed like a decent feller. I'll never forget what my granddad said to me just before he kicked the bucket. He said, 'Grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?' Whether told in the rugby clubs of Wales or the gentlemen's clubs of London, their sharpness and simplicity unites us all. Short, sweet and wickedly clever, they hold a special place in the annals of comedy, and as the Twitter age heralds a resurrection of the art form, there seems no better time to celebrate the immortal one-liner. In this riveting read, Times diary columnist Grant Tucker does just that, bringing together 5,000 of the funniest one-liners ever told in one definitive volume. Laugh-out-loud funny, 5,000 Great One-Liners has all the quips, zingers, puns and wisecracks you'll ever need - and a whole lot more.

The Book of Witty One-Liners

Author : Manhardeep Singh
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 163 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (687 download)

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Download or read book The Book of Witty One-Liners written by Manhardeep Singh and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-07-23 with total page 163 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Would you like to be the smartest person in the room? These 1000 one-liners will make you the wittiest one people have ever met. The Book of Witty One-liners can: * Help you break the ice in any situation * Make you look the sharpest * Project you as the funniest * Attract people through your continuous one-liners * Give you a happy time reading them The Book of Witty One-liners is the p(h)unniest, wittiest, and the most hilarious compilation of one-liners that is sure to get your gut-busting. If you like to laugh your way to hilarity, have endless one-liners up your sleeve, then you'll love Manhardeep Singh's one-liners book. Buy The Book of Witty One-liners and have a hearty laugh!

The Mammoth Book of One-Liners

Author : Geoff Tibballs
Publisher : Robinson
ISBN 13 : 1780335369
Total Pages : 607 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (83 download)

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Download or read book The Mammoth Book of One-Liners written by Geoff Tibballs and published by Robinson. This book was released on 2012-06-07 with total page 607 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of 10,000 side-splitting one-line jokes arranged in categories from bestselling humour editor Geoff Tibballs. 'Is my wife dissatisfied with my body? A small part of me says yes.' 'Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.' 'I read somewhere that 26 is too old to still live with your parents. It was on a note, in my room.'

Gagged and Bound

Author : Nick Jones
Publisher : Full Media Ltd
ISBN 13 : 0993079431
Total Pages : 133 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (93 download)

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Download or read book Gagged and Bound written by Nick Jones and published by Full Media Ltd. This book was released on 2015-06-15 with total page 133 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gagged and Bound is a riotous, rapid-fire collection of over 500 original gags written by pun-loving jokesmith Nick Jones. With a mixture of witty one-liners, playful puns and dubious dad jokes, coupled with some great visual gags illustrated by Tiffany Sheely, Gagged and Bound will leave you grinning like a maniac – so probably best not to read it while travelling on public transport. "It’s what it says on the tin: a succession of one-liners, puns and dad jokes going at your laughing muscles in a joyously pell-mell, headlong way. It’s irresistible." - The Bookbag "I would recommend this book to anyone looking for a joke book that’s varied and full of easy one-liners." - Reader’s Favorite "This is a very funny book" - Red City Review Jokes include: When I’m in the kitchen with my wife and I ask her for the sieve, she always throws it at me. She’s pass-sieve aggressive. What happens when herbs get into debt? They receive a visit from the bay leaf. Every dog has its day. It’s called International Dog Day. I’ve written a self-help book for people trying to lose weight but it hasn’t been very successful. It’s called Help Yourself.

The Amazing Joke Book

Author : Joel (Writer) Jessup
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781788886390
Total Pages : 304 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (863 download)

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Download or read book The Amazing Joke Book written by Joel (Writer) Jessup and published by . This book was released on 2019-04 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Phillips' Book of Great Thoughts and Funny Sayings

Author : Bob Phillips
Publisher : Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9780842350358
Total Pages : 372 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (53 download)

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Download or read book Phillips' Book of Great Thoughts and Funny Sayings written by Bob Phillips and published by Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.. This book was released on 1993 with total page 372 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A stupendous collection of quotes, quips, epigrams, witticisms, and humorous comments. For personal enjoyment and ready reference.

The Gigantic Joke Book

Author : Joseph Rosenbloom
Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9780806975146
Total Pages : 260 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (751 download)

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Download or read book The Gigantic Joke Book written by Joseph Rosenbloom and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 1978 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 1,000 jokes, 96 drawings. Index. "Gr.4-6. A gigantic compendium of rib-tickling, giggle-inspiring one liners, puns, funny stories, put-downs...Clever and witty."--SLJ. "True kid appeal."--Learning. 256 pages, b/w illus. throughout, 5 3/8 x 8 1/4.

The Best Joke Book (Period)

Author : William Donohue
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1440583099
Total Pages : 208 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (45 download)

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Download or read book The Best Joke Book (Period) written by William Donohue and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-11 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!

The Book of Poisonous Quotes

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Publisher : McGraw Hill Professional
ISBN 13 : 9780809236817
Total Pages : 368 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (368 download)

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Download or read book The Book of Poisonous Quotes written by and published by McGraw Hill Professional. This book was released on 1993-09 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The creative arts. Literature. Drama film. Music. The media. Education.

The Random House Large Print Book of Jokes and Anecdotes

Author : Joe Claro
Publisher : Random House Large Print Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9780679756934
Total Pages : 246 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (569 download)

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Download or read book The Random House Large Print Book of Jokes and Anecdotes written by Joe Claro and published by Random House Large Print Publishing. This book was released on 1994 with total page 246 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Random House Large Print Book of Jokes and Anecdotes is a refreshing book of humor to delight your friends and family and keep you and your listeners laughing. It is a sparkling collection of jokes, anecdotes, quips, and quotations that are perfect for any occasion. There are icebreakers, humorous short tales, and witty one-liners to entertain any group. Included are witty subjects ranging from short jabs to mostly true stories about mostly famous people. Whether you have to entertain a room full of people or just entertain at home around the dinner table, you will find the right thing to say in The Random House Large Print Book of Jokes and Anecdotes. But remember, no matter how you use this book, keep this old adage in mind: Laugh and the world laughs with you -just don't do it while unaccompanied in a public place!

New...Dirty, Funny, Sexy, Witty One Liner Jokes

Author : Lazaro Droznes
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781077678323
Total Pages : 38 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (783 download)

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Download or read book New...Dirty, Funny, Sexy, Witty One Liner Jokes written by Lazaro Droznes and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-02 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fourth volume of the series of books with the best dirty one-liner jokes. Potent. Pungent. Insolent. Prepotent. Indecent. Imprudent. Impertinent. Sometimes impotent. After the success of the first three volumes, this fourth book comes out with brand new dirty one liners to practice oral sex at home or at the office.Women love men with a sense of humor. The life of the party is the man who cracks the right word in the right moment. The problem is: Where are the good lines when you need them? They are here. The best one liners to show off in public and in private: Dirty jokesSexy jokesWitticismsFunny quotesRiddlesWisecracksFeminist jokesLove jokesSexist jokes.Bad jokesFunny proverbs All the one liners are related to sex, women and love relationships. The lines everybody wants to listen. Take the lines you ́ll need to become the life of the party with you in your Kindle, cellphone or tablet.Dating will never be the same. In the parties everybody will flock around eager not to miss your lines.Download this book and start dazzling women and friends! TAGSjokes, funny jokes, knock knock jokes, dirty jokes, jokes for kids, funnyjunk, yo mama jokes, corny jokes, kids jokes, adult jokes, joke of the day, santa banta jokes, jew jokes, best jokes, bad jokes, good jokes, black jokes, dead baby jokes, hilarious jokes, funny sayings, stupid jokes, jokes in English, christmas jokes, blonde jokes, funny jokes for kids, your mama jokes, joks, really funny jokes, mexican jokes, short jokes, funny one liners, one liners, jokes for adults, jokes video, one liner jokes, english jokes, yo momma jokes, funny short jokes, april fool jokes, comedy jokes, funny joks, funny kid jokes, math jokes

The Funniest Quotations to Brighten Every Day

Author : Bruce Miller
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781991048073
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (48 download)

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Download or read book The Funniest Quotations to Brighten Every Day written by Bruce Miller and published by . This book was released on 2022-07-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Witty, Clever One Liners For All Occasions

Author : Ray Prince
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780992384951
Total Pages : 326 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (849 download)

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Download or read book Witty, Clever One Liners For All Occasions written by Ray Prince and published by . This book was released on 2021-07-16 with total page 326 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More than 4,000 categorised One Liners grouped into 20 categories, e.g. Politics, Health, Travel, Religion, Contemplation, Quirky, Sex and Romance, Facebook, Business etc

The Jumbo Joke Book for Funny Kids

Author : Andrew Pinder
Publisher : Buster Books
ISBN 13 : 9781780557168
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (571 download)

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Download or read book The Jumbo Joke Book for Funny Kids written by Andrew Pinder and published by Buster Books. This book was released on 2020-09-17 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A bumper treat packed with over 500 of the best side-splitting jokes for 6-8 year olds.

The Funniest Quotes Book

Author : M. Prefontaine
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781533635686
Total Pages : 140 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (356 download)

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Download or read book The Funniest Quotes Book written by M. Prefontaine and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-06-06 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fine quotation is a diamond in the hand of a man of wit and a pebble in the hand of a fool. Joseph Roux This is a collection of the funniest quotes culled by the author from the thousands that are out there to save the reader the trouble of perusing the multitude of mediocre to find the best. This is a book which you can just pick up anytime and carry on where you left off last time. It is for those who want to pep up a speech, a presentation or an email and for those who just want to sit at home and enjoy the best humorous quotations for their own amusement. In the author's view the best humorous quotations are often those which contain an essence of truth viewed from an unexpected and quirky angle unseen previously.

Witty Women:

Author : Ariel Books
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9780836230673
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (36 download)

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Download or read book Witty Women: written by Ariel Books and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 1994-05-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whether poet, politician, homemaker, or diplomat, with wise and wicked words, these women take aim and always hit their mark.

Funny Ex-Girlfriend Quotes: 100 crazy stories about ex-girlfriend that made you think "Turns out mine was better"

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Publisher : Andrea Febrian
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 392 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Funny Ex-Girlfriend Quotes: 100 crazy stories about ex-girlfriend that made you think "Turns out mine was better" written by and published by Andrea Febrian. This book was released on 2024-07-05 with total page 392 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you tired of feeling like your ex-girlfriend was a one-of-a-kind crazy? Well, think again! “Funny Ex-Girlfriend Quotes: 100 crazy stories about ex-girlfriend that made you think 'Turns out mine was better'“ is here to prove that you're not alone in your post-breakup bewilderment. This hilarious collection of quotes, anecdotes, and funny backrgound stories is the perfect read for anyone who's ever experienced the wild ride of dating someone who's a few sandwiches short of a picnic. From the girl who could start an argument in an empty room to the one who believed she could communicate with animals, these stories will have you laughing, cringing, and thanking your lucky stars that you escaped relatively unscathed. But this book isn't just a compilation of funny ex-girlfriend quotes – it's also a treasure trove of the ridiculous, unbelievable, and downright absurd stories behind them. Each quote is accompanied by a tale so crazy, you'll wonder how these women managed to navigate life without a straightjacket. Take a look at some of the most hilarious quotes you'll find inside: “My ex-girlfriend could argue with a mirror and win.” “I thought our love was timeless; turns out it had an expiration date.” “Breaking up with my ex was like closing a book you never want to read again.” “My ex-girlfriend believed in fairytales; I just didn’t realize she was the wicked witch.” “My ex-girlfriend was a pro at finding problems in every solution.” Whether you're single, taken, or somewhere in between, this book is the perfect companion for anyone who's ever experienced the ups and downs of dating. It's a reminder that no matter how crazy your ex may have been, there's always someone out there who's had it worse. But “Funny Ex-Girlfriend Quotes” isn't just a book – it's an experience. As you flip through these pages, you'll find yourself nodding in recognition, laughing out loud, and even reflecting on your own relationship history. It's a journey through the absurd, the outrageous, and the downright unbelievable – and one that you won't soon forget. So, if you're ready to dive into a world of crazy ex-girlfriends, hilarious breakup stories, and the surprising wisdom that can come from even the most disastrous of relationships, then “Funny Ex-Girlfriend Quotes” is the book for you. Whether you're looking for a good laugh, a dose of commiseration, or just a reminder that you're not alone in your dating struggles, this collection has something for everyone. Don't wait – order your copy of “Funny Ex-Girlfriend Quotes” today and join the ranks of those who have survived the crazy and lived to laugh about it. Your future self (and your current self) will thank you.