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Download or read book The Big Fat South African Joke Book written by and published by Penguin Random House South Africa. This book was released on 2012-03-12 with total page 318 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Koos is sitting in a bar. Each time he orders a drink he takes out his wallet, removes a photograph and stares at it. ‘Who’s the photo of?’ asks the barman, serving Koos his eighth Klippies and Coke. ‘My wife. When she starts to look pretty I’ll know I’ve had enough.’ What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead rugby referee in the road? There are skid marks in front of the dog. WARNING: Not for the faint-hearted or Mother Grundys of this world! Politically incorrect, irreverent and laugh-out-loud funny, The Big Fat South African Joke Book covers a range of topics close to every South African’s heart: from Patricia Lewis to Robert Mugabe; from rugby referees to Kamp Staaldraad; from picking up chicks to marriage; from infidelity to divorce; from Little Bongani to Little Koos and Little Gertruide; from school days to Varsity; and from the mouth of babes to the Pearly Gates of Heaven. These and many other jokes will tickle your funny bone and keep you chuckling for hours.
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Download or read book The Big Fat South African Joke Book written by and published by . This book was released on 2004 with total page 313 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Big, Fat South African Kiddies' Joke Book by :
Download or read book The Big, Fat South African Kiddies' Joke Book written by and published by Penguin Random House South Africa. This book was released on 2012-10-01 with total page 222 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The book that will tickle the funny bone of all South African children, both young and old. The Big, Fat South African Kiddies’ Joke Book contains jokes of all shapes and sizes, from knock-knock jokes to one-liners and old-time classics. There are short jokes, and longer jokes, and questions and silly answers. There are animals that can talk, children who outfox grown-ups, jokes about teachers and learners, sport and computers, the precious (and hilarious) things children say, and much, much more. The Big, Fat South African Kiddies’ Joke Book is guaranteed to put a big smile on every child’s dial, whether they are seven or seventy!
Book Synopsis The Big, Fat South African Kiddies' Joke Book by :
Download or read book The Big, Fat South African Kiddies' Joke Book written by and published by . This book was released on 2012 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Big Fat Joke Book by : Khushwant Singh
Download or read book The Big Fat Joke Book written by Khushwant Singh and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2000-10-14 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ribald, rib-tickling and outrageous, Khushwant Singh’s inimitable brand of humour has made him a legend in his own lifetime. This volume brings together the funniest and most memorable selections from his enormous repertoire, including some of the wackiest jokes ever cracked about sex, God and politics.
Book Synopsis The Unofficial Joke Book of South Africa by : Kuldeep Saluja
Download or read book The Unofficial Joke Book of South Africa written by Kuldeep Saluja and published by Diamond Pocket Books Pvt Ltd. This book was released on 2014-10-29 with total page 139 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to the world of Billoo Badshah, the Badshah of Laughter. Billoo Badshah, a series compiliation of best jokes of the world, is for laughter moments, for love moments, for high moments, for lonely moments, for funny moments, for friendly moments, for happy moments and for all the moments. Be happy and cheerful with this book full of abudant joy, laughter and satire.
Book Synopsis Leon Schuster's Lekker, Thick South African Joke Book by : Leon Schuster
Download or read book Leon Schuster's Lekker, Thick South African Joke Book written by Leon Schuster and published by . This book was released on 1998 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More than 1000 jokes from South Africa's well-known personality, and favourite comedian, Leon Schuster. A great present to get your friends and family smiling
Book Synopsis The Big Fat Joke Book by : Geoff Young
Download or read book The Big Fat Joke Book written by Geoff Young and published by . This book was released on 2018-10-25 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hundreds of jokes for adults -- many uniquely Kiwi -- brought together in this chunky, 320-page treasury of humor. Be it politics, age, vegans, relatives, Australian, lawyers, accountants, car salesmen, and, yes, even sex, this book has a joke or an insult for everyone.
Book Synopsis The Wallet Allocation Rule by : Timothy L. Keiningham
Download or read book The Wallet Allocation Rule written by Timothy L. Keiningham and published by John Wiley & Sons. This book was released on 2015-02-02 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Customer Loyalty Isn't Enough—Grow Your Share of Wallet The Wallet Allocation Rule is a revolutionary, definitive guide for winning the battle for share of customers' hearts, minds, and wallets. Backed by rock-solid science published in the Harvard Business Review and MIT Sloan Management Review, this landmark book introduces a new and rigorously tested approach—the Wallet Allocation Rule—that is proven to link to the most important measure of customer loyalty: share of wallet. Companies currently spend billions of dollars each year measuring and managing metrics like customer satisfaction and Net Promoter Score (NPS) to improve customer loyalty. These metrics, however, have almost no correlation to share of wallet. As a result, the returns on investments designed to improve the customer experience are frequently near zero, even negative. With The Wallet Allocation Rule, managers finally have the missing link to business growth within their grasp—the ability to link their existing metrics to the share of spending that customers allocate to their brands. Learn why improving satisfaction (or NPS) does not improve share. Apply the Wallet Allocation Rule to discover what really drives customer spending. Uncover new metrics that really matter to achieve growth. By applying the Wallet Allocation Rule, managers get real insight into the money they currently get from their customers, the money available to be earned by them, and what it takes to get it. The Wallet Allocation Rule provides managers with a blueprint for sustainable long-term growth.
Book Synopsis The Big Fat Father Christmas Joke Book by : Terry Deary
Download or read book The Big Fat Father Christmas Joke Book written by Terry Deary and published by Scholastic UK. This book was released on 2013-10-03 with total page 155 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In THE BIG FAT FATHER CHRISTMAS JOKE BOOK ebook, Horrible Histories author, Terry Deary, brings you two hilarious books in one - Father Christmas' Joke Book and The Great Father Christmas Robbery - full of rib-tickling fun for the festive season. This brilliant bind-up is sure to keep you laughing right through to the New Year and beyond.
Book Synopsis The African Book Publishing Record by :
Download or read book The African Book Publishing Record written by and published by . This book was released on 2004 with total page 416 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Dick and Dom's Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book by : Richard McCourt
Download or read book Dick and Dom's Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book written by Richard McCourt and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2014-03-13 with total page 370 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dick and Dom are pan-generational household names who have been delighting television audiences for well over a decade. Dick and Dom’s Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book is a hilarious mishmash of Dick and Dom’s very own bonkers yet brilliant breed of humour. Feast your eyes on over five hundred brilliant gags, japes, jokes and puns; be amazed at Dick and Dom’s Titbits, a selection of fascinating yet fact-free facts; settle in to Dick and Dom’s Poetry Corner for some slightly naughty but very silly poems, and never be bored again with Dick and Dom’s brilliantly baffling Boredom Busters. Most importantly of all, laugh until you do a Vom Goblin.* (*A burp with a small surprise serving of sick. See their first book, Dick and Dom’s Slightly Naughty but Very Silly Words, for more details!) With hilarious illustrations on every page, you’re bound to find something to tickle your funny-bone! Who is old, wise and green all over? Bogey-Wan Kenobi
Download or read book African Books in Print written by and published by . This book was released on 1978 with total page 854 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Big Fat Book of Jokes written by and published by . This book was released on 2007 with total page 872 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Heinemann Book of South African Short Stories by : Denis Hirson
Download or read book The Heinemann Book of South African Short Stories written by Denis Hirson and published by Heinemann. This book was released on 1994 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All by writers who spent their formative years in South Africa, this diverse range of short stories spans from the end of World War II when the National Party was on the upsurge, to the early 1990s when the legal framework of apartheid was abolished, the ANC was legalized and Mandela was released.
Book Synopsis The Best Ever Book of South African Jokes by : Mark Geoffrey Young
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of South African Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-10-10 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of South African jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of South African Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of South African Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one South African joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many South African jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do South Africans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a South African and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The South African brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the South African who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do South Africans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
Book Synopsis The Big Fat Book of Aussie Jokes by : Warren Fahey
Download or read book The Big Fat Book of Aussie Jokes written by Warren Fahey and published by HarperCollins Australia. This book was released on 2010-03-01 with total page 21 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Where would our country be without its proud traditions? Beer, ballads, blokes - and the ability to laugh at yourself? Where would our country be without its proud traditions?Beer, ballads, blokes - and the ability to laugh at yourself. Folklorist Warren Fahey's fabulous collection of Aussie jokes is guaranteed to entertain and offend absolutely everyone! GENERAL RULES OF AUSSIE EtIQUEttE1. Never take a beer to a job interview.2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting them.3. It's tacky to take an Esky to church.4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets.5. Even if you're certain you're included in the will, it's rudeto take the trailer to the funeral home. Warren Fahey, larrikin, balladeer, author and professional joke collector, has done all the hard work for you by bunging together all his favourite gags: the ones about marriage and men, about work and cars, about politics, foreigners (especially that lot across the tasman) and religion. So all you have to do is laugh. Which you will, or risk being branded a dickhead. the Big Fat Book of Aussie Jokes is the biggest, fattest, funniest joke book in the land..
