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The Best Ever Book of Marriage Counselor Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781477675571
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (755 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Marriage Counselor Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-06-15 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Marriage Counselor jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Marriage Counselor Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Marriage Counselor Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Marriage Counselor joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Marriage Counselor jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Marriage Counselors wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Marriage Counselor and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Marriage Counselor brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Marriage Counselor who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Marriage Counselors laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

The Best Ever Book of Good Clean Jokes

Author : Bob Phillips
Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9781578660124
Total Pages : 332 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (61 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Good Clean Jokes written by Bob Phillips and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 1998-03 with total page 332 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Best Ever Book of Counselor Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781468079944
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (799 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Counselor Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-12-12 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of counselor jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Counselor Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of counselor jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one counselor joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many counselor jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do counselors wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A counselor and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The counselor turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the counselor.The counselor's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the counselor who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do counselors laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

The World's Best Marriage Jokes

Author : Ernest Forbes
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 91 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (124 download)

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Download or read book The World's Best Marriage Jokes written by Ernest Forbes and published by . This book was released on 1992 with total page 91 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Relationship, Love and Marriage Jokes Book

Author : Juicy Quotes
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781677722129
Total Pages : 72 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (221 download)

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Download or read book Relationship, Love and Marriage Jokes Book written by Juicy Quotes and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-19 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This relationship, love and marriage joke book is perfect for lovers and couples. Great funny present for Valentines Day, anniversaries and birthdays to give to your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband and wife. Enjoy over 60 pages of funny jokes and puns with your loved one. Now available in the USA, UK, Canada, Australia, Germany and many other countries. Start enjoy lots of laughs today!

Best Joke Book Ever

Author : Charles Keller
Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9781402723735
Total Pages : 104 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (237 download)

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Download or read book Best Joke Book Ever written by Charles Keller and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2006 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Watch out--more than 600 of the world's funniest jokes and most hilarious cartoons are about to attack your funny bone--and you won't be able to stop giggling! Who could resist these?Judge: I thought I told you I didn't want to see you in my court again.Prisoner: I told the policeman, but he didn't believe me. First friend: They say you become what you eat.Second friend: Let's order something rich. Doctor, I feel funny today--what should I do?Become a comedian. These jokes are sure to be tops with class clowns everywhere.

Just Joking for Married People Funny Jokes

Author : Wiliam Tavaris
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (669 download)

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Download or read book Just Joking for Married People Funny Jokes written by Wiliam Tavaris and published by . This book was released on 2020-07-17 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect Gift for your wife/husband! Jokes are power. This super funny adult joke book is NOT for kids! Joking is always fun! Jokes bring smiles to people's faces. Jokes make us laugh. We love joking in the company of our best friends and families. Jokes help us to relax and overcome any difficulties. Joking is an awesome social skill and a great way to make new friends and to communicate nearly in any surrounding. Many of us also love just to read some good jokes for amusement. However, it is not that easy to find really good jokes today. This book, love and marriage joke book is perfect for lovers and couples. Great funny present for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, and birthdays to give to your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, and wife. Enjoy over 25 pages of funny jokes and puns with your loved one. Good MattevCover professional design 8.5x11 inch 30 pages ( 1 page 2 jokes ) great gift for dogs lovers and owners Start enjoy lots of laughs today!

Marriage Jokes For Adults

Author : Jack Jokes
Publisher : PeteyRF Creative
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 41 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Marriage Jokes For Adults written by Jack Jokes and published by PeteyRF Creative. This book was released on 2015-10-30 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Marriage Jokes For Adults

The Best Joke Book (Period)

Author : William Donohue
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1440583099
Total Pages : 208 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (45 download)

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Download or read book The Best Joke Book (Period) written by William Donohue and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-11 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!

First, Kill All the Marriage Counselors

Author : Laura Doyle
Publisher : BenBella Books
ISBN 13 : 1940363861
Total Pages : 250 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (43 download)

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Download or read book First, Kill All the Marriage Counselors written by Laura Doyle and published by BenBella Books. This book was released on 2015 with total page 250 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Every marriage has its rough patches. If you're wondering how to repair yours, step away from the therapist, put down the magazine, and pick up this book. If you want to build a long, happy, fulfilling marriage, why not learn from the women who've done it? Laura Doyle's marriage was in trouble. After five years, her husband had become distant. He seemed checked out of their relationship, preferring watching TV to making love. There were frequent fights that ended with tense silences and even threats of divorce. Marriage counseling actually made their problems worse. Each session seemed to reinforce the feeling that she and her husband were just too far apart. Desperate to avoid divorcing the man she loved, Laura tried something different. Rather than consulting with experts or professionals, she simply started talking to women who'd been happily married for more than fifteen years. What she discovered shocked her. Everything she had heard in marriage counseling was wrong. Laura realized that there are some basic truths to relationships that can help women maintain loving, intimate marriages, such as: The happiness of your relationship is up to you! Women hold the keys to a happy relationship 95 percent of the time (and will learn what to do the other 5 percent). What men want most of all is to be treated with respect. Treat your man with respect (even if you aren't feeling it), and he will treat you with love and care. Your man wants to know he has your trust. Give it to him, and he'll realize you are special, because you will be! After seeing her own marriage transform, Laura set out to help other women do the same. In this book, you'll learn Laura's "Six Intimacy Skills," which have been used by over 50,000 women who have transformed their previously unhappy marriages into blissful unions. Stop reading articles about how important it is to schedule date night, and learn how to transform your relationship into one bursting with energy, intimacy, and love. First, Kill All the Marriage Counselors will put you on the path to having the marriage you want with the man you love"--

The Proper Care and Feeding of Marriage

Author : Dr. Laura Schlessinger
Publisher : Dr. Laura Schlessinger
ISBN 13 : 9780061142840
Total Pages : 252 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (428 download)

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Download or read book The Proper Care and Feeding of Marriage written by Dr. Laura Schlessinger and published by Dr. Laura Schlessinger. This book was released on 2007-01-02 with total page 252 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the long-awaited follow-up to her groundbreaking, million-copy bestseller The Proper Care and Feeding of Husbands, Dr. Laura now focuses on how men and women need to understand and appreciate the uniqueness of masculinity and femininity; what the best ways to relate, caretake, and nurture each other are; and how to bring a marriage back from the brink of disaster. Dr. Laura asserts that in order to produce and sustain a wonderfully satisfying marriage, spouses must recognize and appreciate the polarity between the masculine and the feminine. Both husband and wife have power in the relationship, and each needs to realize this in order to ensure personal satisfaction. Using real-life examples from her call-in radio show, and giving real-life solutions, Dr. Laura focuses on the typical mistakes made by men and women in their relationships and shows how marriages can not only survive but thrive.

An Impossible Marriage

Author : Laurie Krieg
Publisher : InterVarsity Press
ISBN 13 : 0830847944
Total Pages : 231 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (38 download)

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Download or read book An Impossible Marriage written by Laurie Krieg and published by InterVarsity Press. This book was released on 2020-10-27 with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laurie and Matt Krieg are in a mixed-orientation marriage: Laurie is primarily attracted to women—and so is Matt. With vulnerability and wisdom, they tell the story of how they met and got married, the challenges and breakthroughs of their journey, and what they've learned about how marriage is meant to point us to the love and grace of Jesus.

The Hilarious Book of Heavenly Humor

Author : Bob Phillips
Publisher : Harvest House Publishers
ISBN 13 : 0736929886
Total Pages : 210 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (369 download)

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Download or read book The Hilarious Book of Heavenly Humor written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2011-10-01 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bestselling jokester Bob Phillips (more than 5.4 million books sold) and godly, goodly humor cartoonist Jonny Hawkins team up to take a lighthearted look at church, Bible characters and events, and faith in this collection that offers a bit of humor for those in the pulpit, pews, and anywhere in between. Eve: Adam, do you love me? Adam: Who else? Question: What caused Abel to feel neglected? Answer: His parents were raising Cain. This collection of jokes, quotes, and cartoons, alphabetized and indexed from Abel to Zacchaeus, will be a favorite resource for those who want to freshen their bulletins, newsletters, speeches, or sermons--or just infuse their earthly days with some good clean fun. Rerelease of The Awesome Book of Heavenly Humor.

The Best Ever Book of Therapist Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781468078763
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (787 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Therapist Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-12-12 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Therapist jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Therapist Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of therapist jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one therapist joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many therapist jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do therapists wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A therapist and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Therapist turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the therapist.The therapist's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the therapist who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do therapists laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Good Humor: In the Marry Month

Author : Cal Samra
Publisher : Barbour Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1607424355
Total Pages : 140 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (74 download)

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Download or read book Good Humor: In the Marry Month written by Cal Samra and published by Barbour Publishing. This book was released on 2011-04-01 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Marriage offers endless opportunities for laughter—and this collection of wedding and marital humor, drawn from the files of The Joyful Noiseletter, is sure to please. Scores of jokes and humorous stories, all relating to the beloved institution of marriage, are categorized into chapters and accompanied by the cartoons of talented Christian artists. In the Marry Month is the first title in a planned quarterly release of joke books—arriving in plenty of time for the summer wedding season. This hilarious collection of marital mirth is ideal for couples, pastors, anyone looking for clean, good-humored content they can trust.

World's Greatest Marriage Jokes

Author : Mad Comedy
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 68 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (178 download)

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Download or read book World's Greatest Marriage Jokes written by Mad Comedy and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-02-25 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: World's greatest collection of marriage jokes from America's top comics! Brought to you by the comic geniuses at Mad Comedy! Fantastic gift for bachelor or bachelorette parties or makes a hilarious anniversary present. Wife Control There were three guys in a bar. After a few beers, two of them started bragging about how much control they have over their wives. The third main remained silent, sipping his beer. After a while, one of the first two turned to the third and said, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?" The third man put down his beer and said, "Well, on our honeymoon, I made damn sure my wife came to me on her hands and knees." The other men were stunned. "What happened then?" they demanded, almost in unison. "Well, she crawled up to me and said, 'Get the hell out from under that bed and fight like a man!'"

Weddings Are a Joke!

Author : Faye Kname
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781731210074
Total Pages : 50 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (1 download)

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Download or read book Weddings Are a Joke! written by Faye Kname and published by . This book was released on 2018-11-12 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WEDDINGS ARE A JOKE! THE 123 BEST JOKES ABOUT MARRIAGE, GETTING MARRIED, AND BEING MARITAL Think getting married is no laughing matter? We beg to differ -- please let us differ! After reading these jokes, the next time someone asks you if you think weddings are funny, your answer will be, "I do!" Authors Sue D. Nymm and May Dupp put together an original collection of wedding jokes fully illustrated by Fay Kname that's perfect for laughing through engagements, rehearsal dinners, and other matrimonial activities:***Why didn't the monks speak at their wedding ceremony?They exchanged vows of silence.***Not only is this a hilarious collection of marriage jokes, it's a great gift for readers of all ages -- one that the authors even gave away as gifts at their own wedding!