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Book Synopsis Sorry I Ruined Your Childhood by : Ben Zaehringer
Download or read book Sorry I Ruined Your Childhood written by Ben Zaehringer and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A subversive, hilarious, dark-but-uplifting collection of comics skewering the commercial figures, Disney stories, and pop cultural touchstones that Millennials and Gen X-ers grew up with in the '80s and '90s. Ben Zaehringer's versatile art styles and wicked curveballs are sharp, clever and accessible, prompting many readers to comment that the author is "ruining their childhood" in the most delightful way possible.
Book Synopsis Things I've Learned from Watching the Browns by : Terry Pluto
Download or read book Things I've Learned from Watching the Browns written by Terry Pluto and published by Gray & Company. This book was released on 2010 with total page 255 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Veteran sports writer Terry Pluto asks Cleveland Browns fans: Why, after four decades of heartbreak, teasing, and futility, do you still stick with this team? Their stories, coupled with Pluto's own insight and analysis, deliver the answers. Like any intense relationship, it's complicated. But these fans just won't give up.
Book Synopsis How Not to Get into Heaven by : Ben Zaehringer
Download or read book How Not to Get into Heaven written by Ben Zaehringer and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2021-10-26 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're looking for an easy way to get into heaven, by all means do NOT read this hilarious, subversively clever, comic-filled book! The second collection of Berkeley Mews comics by Ben Zaehringer, this book satirizes many of the pop cultural institutions familiar to children of the '80s and '90s, providing a visually delightful and comically poignant send-up of modern life. Filled with flawed views of Santa Claus, hilarious takedowns of Disney movie tropes, and dozens of comics that landed on the front page of Reddit, How Not to Get into Heaven is an uplifting read for comics fans with a slightly twisted sense of humor.
Book Synopsis Hyperbole and a Half by : Allie Brosh
Download or read book Hyperbole and a Half written by Allie Brosh and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-29 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. This full-color, beautifully illustrated edition features more than fifty percent new content, with ten never-before-seen essays and one wholly revised and expanded piece as well as classics from the website like, “The God of Cake,” “Dogs Don’t Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving,” and her astonishing, “Adventures in Depression,” and “Depression Part Two,” which have been hailed as some of the most insightful meditations on the disease ever written. Brosh’s debut marks the launch of a major new American humorist who will surely make even the biggest scrooge or snob laugh. We dare you not to. FROM THE AUTHOR: This is a book I wrote. Because I wrote it, I had to figure out what to put on the back cover to explain what it is. I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative—like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it—but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. So I decided to just make a list of things that are in the book: Pictures Words Stories about things that happened to me Stories about things that happened to other people because of me Eight billion dollars* Stories about dogs The secret to eternal happiness* *These are lies. Perhaps I have underestimated my sneakiness!
Book Synopsis It's OK Not to Share and Other Renegade Rules for Raising Competent and Compassionate Kids by : Heather Shumaker
Download or read book It's OK Not to Share and Other Renegade Rules for Raising Competent and Compassionate Kids written by Heather Shumaker and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-08-02 with total page 398 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Parenting can be such an overwhelming job that it’s easy to lose track of where you stand on some of the more controversial subjects at the playground (What if my kid likes to rough house—isn’t this ok as long as no one gets hurt? And what if my kid just doesn’t feel like sharing?). In this inspiring and enlightening book, Heather Shumaker describes her quest to nail down “the rules” to raising smart, sensitive, and self-sufficient kids. Drawing on her own experiences as the mother of two small children, as well as on the work of child psychologists, pediatricians, educators and so on, in this book Shumaker gets to the heart of the matter on a host of important questions. Hint: many of the rules aren’t what you think they are! The “rules” in this book focus on the toddler and preschool years—an important time for laying the foundation for competent and compassionate older kids and then adults. Here are a few of the rules: • It’s OK if it’s not hurting people or property • Bombs, guns and bad guys allowed. • Boys can wear tutus. • Pictures don’t have to be pretty. • Paint off the paper! • Sex ed starts in preschool • Kids don’t have to say “Sorry.” • Love your kid’s lies. IT’S OK NOT TO SHARE is an essential resource for any parent hoping to avoid PLAYDATEGATE (i.e. your child’s behavior in a social interaction with another child clearly doesn’t meet with another parent’s approval)!
Book Synopsis Laura Ingalls Is Ruining My Life by : Shelley Tougas
Download or read book Laura Ingalls Is Ruining My Life written by Shelley Tougas and published by . This book was released on 2017-10-10 with total page 305 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Charlotte struggles to adjust when her mother moves the family to Walnut Grove, Minnesota, the small, boring town where pioneer author Laura Ingalls Wilder grew up, in hopes of finding inspiration for her writing career.
Book Synopsis Safely Endangered Comics by : Chris McCoy
Download or read book Safely Endangered Comics written by Chris McCoy and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2019-04-09 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Created by UK-based artist Chris McCoy, Safely Endangered's brilliantly hilarious comics have an unexpected, twisted punch line with an adorable illustration. From relying far too heavily on Facebook to the struggles of sibling rivalry, Safely Endangered covers a vast range of ridiculously funny situations with humans, animals and even video game characters.
Book Synopsis How to Traumatize Your Children by : Knock Knock
Download or read book How to Traumatize Your Children written by Knock Knock and published by . This book was released on 2007 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: While it's inevitable that all of us will traumatize our children, even the most committed parents have lacked guidance to do so deliberately and effectively. Whether you want to traumatise your kids the same way your parents used to or use a different approach, this book shows you the way.
Book Synopsis Sinful Ever After by : Crystal Kaswell
Download or read book Sinful Ever After written by Crystal Kaswell and published by Crystal Kaswell. This book was released on 2016-08-02 with total page 392 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do rock stars really live happily ever after? The men of Sinful Serenade may have found women who complete them, but love isn't always enough to make things last. Can Miles, Drew, Tom, and Pete make forever a reality? Or will the fans, the fame, and the grueling tour schedule prove too trying for marriage and family? Sinful Ever After is a sequel to the best-selling Sinful Serenade series. This book features the men of Sinful Serenade and the women they love figuring out marriage, family, and all matters of happily ever after (all during one crazy week in Las Vegas). It is not a standalone.
Book Synopsis The Devil is in the Details! by : D. Aleski Brandy-Williams
Download or read book The Devil is in the Details! written by D. Aleski Brandy-Williams and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2017-03-29 with total page 238 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lies, truth, deceit, love, hatred, anger and coming to terms with self-identity and sexuality are all captured in this spell binding book. The characters in this novel somehow relates and speaks to us all in one way or another. You won't be able to close this book until you have read from cover to cover!
Book Synopsis Jane Darrowfield and the Madwoman Next Door by : Barbara Ross
Download or read book Jane Darrowfield and the Madwoman Next Door written by Barbara Ross and published by Kensington Cozies. This book was released on 2021-12-28 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jane Darrowfield is using her retirement years to work as a professional busybody, with most of her business coming from her West Cambridge, Massachusetts, community. This time her client is right next door . . . JANE DARROWFIELD AND THE MADWOMAN NEXT DOOR Megan, who’s purchased the house next to Jane’s, needs some help from her snooping neighbor. Megan’s been having blackouts, hearing voices—and feeling like someone’s following her. Are these symptoms of an illness—or signs that she’s in danger? Considering the extensive security system in Megan’s house, it seems like she should be safe—yet she soon vanishes into thin air. Some think she’s run away, but would this ambitious young lawyer on the partner track really miss a meeting with an important client? And where’s Megan’s cat? The mystery is about to deepen when the cat is finally located in a hidden panic room—and as Jane and the police look into Megan’s friends, family, and past, it may be time to sound the alarm . . .
Book Synopsis Elevating Child Care by : Janet Lansbury
Download or read book Elevating Child Care written by Janet Lansbury and published by Rodale Books. This book was released on 2024-04-30 with total page 177 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A modern parenting classic—a guide to a new and gentle way of understanding the care and nurture of infants, by the internationally renowned childcare expert, podcaster, and author of No Bad Kids “An absolute go-to for all parents, therapists, anyone who works with, is, or knows parents of young children.”—Wendy Denham, PhD A Resources for Infant Educarers (RIE) teacher and student of pioneering child specialist Magda Gerber, Janet Lansbury helps parents look at the world through the eyes of their infants and relate to them as whole people who have natural abilities to learn without being taught. Once we are able to view our children in this light, even the most common daily parenting experiences become stimulating opportunities to learn, discover, and connect with our child. A collection of the most-read articles from Janet’s popular and long-running blog, Elevating Child Care focuses on common infant issues, including: • Nourishing our babies’ healthy eating habits • Calming your clingy, fearful child • How to build your child’s focus and attention span • Developing routines that promote restful sleep Eschewing the quick-fix tips and tricks of popular parenting culture, Lansbury’s gentle, insightful guidance lays the foundation for a closer, more fulfilling parent-child relationship, and children who grow up to be authentic, confident, successful adults.
Book Synopsis Love in a Bottle 8-Book Box Set by : Mona Ingram
Download or read book Love in a Bottle 8-Book Box Set written by Mona Ingram and published by Mona Ingram. This book was released on 2021-02-28 with total page 923 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Would you share your heartbreak, your hopes, your dreams by writing them down and sending them off in a bottle? Or if you found such a bottle, how would you react? This series takes us inside the lives of people who, in most cases, have suffered loss and are ready for a second chance. A light, slightly edgy look at life and love in today’s world of social media. Chasing Rainbows Taylor Lockwood learns the hard way that her beauty does not guarantee happiness. Betrayed in the worst possible way, her career crumbles overnight. Hiding away on her father’s small ranch she struggles to trust again, but a message in a bottle makes her wonder… is the man who wrote the note too good to be true? Does she have the courage to find out? No More Secrets Can she learn to love again? Marissa Bennett’s emotional scars are deep, thanks to a young man she knew many years ago in high school. After meeting Cooper Hamilton she wonders if she’s finally found the one man who can make her forget… until she finds out who he really is. Then there’s Nate. The successful software developer falls for a gorgeous Chinese woman. Except Layla is promised to someone else. Can Nate unravel the silken ties that bind her to someone she doesn’t love? Something Special Can an unlikely discovery heal two broken people? Dear Princess: A cheating husband pens a letter of regret to his young daughter, puts it in a bottle and sets it adrift in the Atchafalaya River. Months later, a foreign correspondent looking for peace finds the bottle stuck in a Cypress tree. Little does he know he’ll soon meet the young girl and her mother… and face one of the most difficult decisions of his life. Whatever It Takes Three strikes and you’re out? No way! Bailey’s had more than her share of hard knocks recently but when she finds a message in a bottle she sets out to find her missing mojo. Taking a break on the shore of Lake Ontario, she becomes fascinated with an antique carousel – and the repairman who keeps it running. But Bailey’s a poor candidate for a lasting relationship… or is she? Lost & Found A romantic story set against the backdrop of the breathtaking Na Pali Coast. Chrissy wasn’t looking for romance when she went to the Garden Isle. Helicopter pilot Spence has other ideas… but can he convince her to take another chance on love? If Only She’s never stopped loving him Jill marries the love of her life, only to have her powerful father interfere and annul the marriage. Distanced from the man she loves, she leads a half-life until the day she decides to fight back against those who took everything from her. Hopelessly Romantic It’s been three years since Liam Gallagher’s wife and son died in an accident. A firefighter in Victoria B.C., his friends and family are becoming increasingly worried as he remains emotionally closed off. As a last resort, his sister writes a message asking for help and puts it in a bottle. Touched by the obvious affection Kate has for her brother, Maggie Taylor hesitates to get involved, but the story lingers with her and she sets out to observe the grieving man. Choosing Love Is it finally Lauren’s turn? The Love in a Bottle blog is coming to a close but Lauren still hasn’t found her happy ending. Then she meets two men at once. One sends her flowers, but which one? And will there be a happy ending? In today’s world of social media, things can get complicated…
Download or read book Eminent Danger written by Megan Fatheree and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2013-06 with total page 263 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Emily Baker has spent her life being the best forensic scientist she can be. But now her past may be too much for her to handle. Sam Kent is a great FBI field agent, but his heart isn't in his job. His heart belongs to the beautiful forensics girl. It's too bad she doesn't seem to love him back. When Emily is threatened by an unknown stalker, Sam steps in to help. But when things start to escalate and one of Emily's cases hits too close to home, things spiral out of control. Will Emily be able to handle all she has bitten off on her own? Or is it more than she can chew? And will they be able to solve the crime before innocent victims die?
Download or read book A Little Life written by Hanya Yanagihara and published by Anchor. This book was released on 2016-01-26 with total page 834 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • A stunning “portrait of the enduring grace of friendship” (NPR) about the families we are born into, and those that we make for ourselves. A masterful depiction of love in the twenty-first century. NATIONAL BOOK AWARD FINALIST • MAN BOOKER PRIZE FINALIST • WINNER OF THE KIRKUS PRIZE A Little Life follows four college classmates—broke, adrift, and buoyed only by their friendship and ambition—as they move to New York in search of fame and fortune. While their relationships, which are tinged by addiction, success, and pride, deepen over the decades, the men are held together by their devotion to the brilliant, enigmatic Jude, a man scarred by an unspeakable childhood trauma. A hymn to brotherly bonds and a masterful depiction of love in the twenty-first century, Hanya Yanagihara’s stunning novel is about the families we are born into, and those that we make for ourselves. Look for Hanya Yanagihara’s latest bestselling novel, To Paradise.
Book Synopsis In the Dead of Night by : Linda Castillo
Download or read book In the Dead of Night written by Linda Castillo and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2019-05-13 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this classic from New York Times bestselling author Linda Castillo, two people are destined to be together…if a killer doesn’t get to them first… Sara Douglas watched as Nick Tyson emerged from the heavy rain, broken and battered. She’d returned to Cape Darkwood, and the cliff side mansion that held her family’s secrets, to research her parents’ murder—and stop the nightmares. As chief of police, Sara knew Nick could help. But his mere presence had always left her breathless… Few people understood how much Nick had lost, but while Sara ran, Nick had nowhere else to go. Instead, he patrolled a divided town whose secrets lay dormant at the bottom of the cliffs. Nick wouldn’t let that be Sara’s fate, no matter how much it pained him to see her again. Their pasts linked by tragedy, the truth would finally give them a fresh start. But only if the keeper of that truth allowed it… Originally published in 2007
Book Synopsis Suffer the Children by : Craig DiLouie
Download or read book Suffer the Children written by Craig DiLouie and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-05-20 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On a grand canvas reminiscent of Guillermo del Torro and Justin Cronin, acclaimed author Craig DiLouie presents "a terrifying novel filled with impossible decisions [and] a stark, brutal, and chilling vision of the end of days" (David Moody, author of Hater). SO MANY MOUTHS TO FEED It begins on an ordinary day: children around the world are dying. All children, everywhere—a global crisis beyond any parent’s worst nightmare. Then, a miracle beyond imagining: three days later, they return. Shattered mothers and fathers see their sons and daughters happy and whole once more, playing and laughing as before—but only when they feed. They hunger for blood…and they can’t get enough upon which to feast. Without it, they die again. How far would you go to keep someone you love alive?
