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Book Synopsis Happiness Is Listening to Your Cat Purr by : Sandra Murphy
Download or read book Happiness Is Listening to Your Cat Purr written by Sandra Murphy and published by Untreed Reads. This book was released on 2022-12 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It doesn’t matter if a cat is an Alley Cat or a Turkish Van or anything in between, all cats have traits in common. They’re in turn, annoying and endearing, maddening and loving, where they shouldn’t be and purring on your lap. A cat will put a smile on your face when it’s most needed, cuddle up when you’re sad, and just when you think you can’t take one more thing, they’ll make you laugh out loud. Who could ask for a better companion? Bestselling author and editor Sandra Murphy (Peace, Love, and Crime: Crime Fiction Inspired by the Songs of the 60s, From Hay to Eternity) has compiled a collection of quotes celebrating all things cat; our furry friends who bring so much joy to our lives. Some quotes will be familiar, many will be new, but all remind us how wonderful it is to have cats in our lives.
Download or read book The Last Lecture written by Randy Pausch and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author, a computer science professor diagnosed with terminal cancer, explores his life, the lessons that he has learned, how he has worked to achieve his childhood dreams, and the effect of his diagnosis on him and his family.
Book Synopsis The Cool Cats Collection by : Tia Brown
Download or read book The Cool Cats Collection written by Tia Brown and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2017-05-30 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Cool Cats are students from the University of Massachusetts Dartmouth who assembled during a creative writing class in the Fall of 2016. Every Thursday night, they gathered to work on personal writing pieces and spent countless hours laughing, sharing, and growing as writers. This book is a collection of short stories from the Cool Cats. We hope you enjoy!
Book Synopsis The Ashes of Murderous Lies by : Mary Cruz
Download or read book The Ashes of Murderous Lies written by Mary Cruz and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2016-11-18 with total page 316 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Firefighter and businessman Chase Bennett could never have predicted the entangled secrets and intricate lies cutting down a few evergreen trees would unearth, but once the first decayed skeleton was found in Victor Falls, Washington the towns residents frantically rush to bury their own dirty secrets faster than the truth can be exposed. Five years have passed since three women, Maggie, Paige and Iris Anne collectively conspired to bury a scoundrel of a man, Jack Russell, but even as they worked together to bury him, individually each of the women believed they were solely responsible for his murder.
Book Synopsis The Other End of the Leash by : Patricia McConnell, Ph.D.
Download or read book The Other End of the Leash written by Patricia McConnell, Ph.D. and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2009-02-19 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Learn to communicate with your dog—using their language “Good reading for dog lovers and an immensely useful manual for dog owners.”—The Washington Post An Applied Animal Behaviorist and dog trainer with more than twenty years’ experience, Dr. Patricia McConnell reveals a revolutionary new perspective on our relationship with dogs—sharing insights on how “man’s best friend” might interpret our behavior, as well as essential advice on how to interact with our four-legged friends in ways that bring out the best in them. After all, humans and dogs are two entirely different species, each shaped by its individual evolutionary heritage. Quite simply, humans are primates and dogs are canids (as are wolves, coyotes, and foxes). Since we each speak a different native tongue, a lot gets lost in the translation. This marvelous guide demonstrates how even the slightest changes in our voices and in the ways we stand can help dogs understand what we want. Inside you will discover: • How you can get your dog to come when called by acting less like a primate and more like a dog • Why the advice to “get dominance” over your dog can cause problems • Why “rough and tumble primate play” can lead to trouble—and how to play with your dog in ways that are fun and keep him out of mischief • How dogs and humans share personality types—and why most dogs want to live with benevolent leaders rather than “alpha wanna-bes!” Fascinating, insightful, and compelling, The Other End of the Leash is a book that strives to help you connect with your dog in a completely new way—so as to enrich that most rewarding of relationships.
Download or read book The Way of Cats written by Pamela Merritt and published by . This book was released on 2018-05-31 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Way of Cats is a way of playing games with our cat. These communication, training, and affection games are fun and easy to learn. Then we have well-behaved and happy cats.
Download or read book Cat Person written by Kristen Roupenian and published by Random House. This book was released on 2018-05-03 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: She thought, brightly, This is the worst life decision I have ever made! And she marvelled at herself for a while, at the mystery of this person who’d just done this bizarre, inexplicable thing. Margot meets Robert. They exchange numbers. They text, flirt and eventually have sex – the type of sex you attempt to forget. How could one date go so wrong? Everything that takes place in Cat Person happens to countless people every day. But Cat Person is not an everyday story. In less than a week, Kristen Roupenian’s New Yorker debut became the most read and shared short story in their website’s history. This is the bad date that went viral. This is the conversation we’re all having. This gift edition contains photographs by celebrated photographer Elinor Carucci, who was commissioned by the New Yorker to capture the image that accompanied Kristen Roupenian’s Cat Person when it appeared in the magazine. You Know You Want This, Kristen Roupenian’s debut collection, will be published in February 2019.
Book Synopsis The New Chinese Astrology by : Suzanne White
Download or read book The New Chinese Astrology written by Suzanne White and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 1996-12-15 with total page 596 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The definitive encyclopedia on Chinese astrology, this easy-to-read reference guide describes each animal sign's individual characteristics, special capabilities, particular health problems, and explains how the five Chinese elements--wood, fire, metal, earth, and water--affect it. Best of all, The New Chinese Astrology predicts what the next 12 years bode for readers, their friends, and even their enemies!
Download or read book Ask a Manager written by Alison Green and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2018-05-01 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the creator of the popular website Ask a Manager and New York’s work-advice columnist comes a witty, practical guide to 200 difficult professional conversations—featuring all-new advice! There’s a reason Alison Green has been called “the Dear Abby of the work world.” Ten years as a workplace-advice columnist have taught her that people avoid awkward conversations in the office because they simply don’t know what to say. Thankfully, Green does—and in this incredibly helpful book, she tackles the tough discussions you may need to have during your career. You’ll learn what to say when • coworkers push their work on you—then take credit for it • you accidentally trash-talk someone in an email then hit “reply all” • you’re being micromanaged—or not being managed at all • you catch a colleague in a lie • your boss seems unhappy with your work • your cubemate’s loud speakerphone is making you homicidal • you got drunk at the holiday party Praise for Ask a Manager “A must-read for anyone who works . . . [Alison Green’s] advice boils down to the idea that you should be professional (even when others are not) and that communicating in a straightforward manner with candor and kindness will get you far, no matter where you work.”—Booklist (starred review) “The author’s friendly, warm, no-nonsense writing is a pleasure to read, and her advice can be widely applied to relationships in all areas of readers’ lives. Ideal for anyone new to the job market or new to management, or anyone hoping to improve their work experience.”—Library Journal (starred review) “I am a huge fan of Alison Green’s Ask a Manager column. This book is even better. It teaches us how to deal with many of the most vexing big and little problems in our workplaces—and to do so with grace, confidence, and a sense of humor.”—Robert Sutton, Stanford professor and author of The No Asshole Rule and The Asshole Survival Guide “Ask a Manager is the ultimate playbook for navigating the traditional workforce in a diplomatic but firm way.”—Erin Lowry, author of Broke Millennial: Stop Scraping By and Get Your Financial Life Together
Book Synopsis Death Comes to Town by : K.J. Emrick
Download or read book Death Comes to Town written by K.J. Emrick and published by South Coast Publishing. This book was released on 2013-12-11 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Enjoy this ghostly cozy mystery by author K.J. Emrick Darcy Sweet would like to think that she is just an ordinary woman, happy in her life running the Sweet Read bookstore. But she isn't ordinary. She has a connection to the other side, where she can see and communicate with ghosts, that seems to draw her into mysterious situations more often than not. Add to the mix the antics of a rather naughty, slightly psychic cat and the eccentric ghost of her great-aunt Millie, and you have a recipe for anything but the ordinary. When Darcy's neighbor is murdered she is drawn into the mystery against her will when she finds the body. She tries to leave the investigation to the police, one of which is her sister, but an overheard conversation and a small nudge from the other side has her investigating the murder. The stakes are raised when the murderer strikes again. Who was killing the people in her life? Things are complicated even more by her building attraction to her sister's new cop partner, who makes it clear he does not appreciate Darcy's interference in the investigation. Sparks fly between the two of them as they get further into the mystery surrounding the deaths. With a town full of suspects how will Darcy work out who the murderer is? None of the pieces to the puzzle fit. Things become more complicated and dangerous as Darcy's own life is threatened. Will she survive to see justice served?
Download or read book Getting Out written by John Woodcock and published by John Woodcock. This book was released on 2009-01-27 with total page 409 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary is the first book in a trilogy of at least four books (according to the author). Translated from the original Cat by John Woodcock. It is a humorous 'diary' where 'Bridget Jones' meets 'The Great Escape' head on. The escapee is a domestic cat who believes that he is a great diarist and describes, in his own words, his almost daily escape attempts. Over 400, yes four hundred pages of laughter!
Book Synopsis Catify to Satisfy by : Jackson Galaxy
Download or read book Catify to Satisfy written by Jackson Galaxy and published by TarcherPerigee. This book was released on 2015-11-17 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Tried and true strategies from Catification Nation"--Cover.
Book Synopsis Primary Plans by : Elizabeth P. Bemis
Download or read book Primary Plans written by Elizabeth P. Bemis and published by . This book was released on 1911 with total page 942 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Diary of the Cat Named Carrot by : Erin Merryn
Download or read book Diary of the Cat Named Carrot written by Erin Merryn and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-03-30 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrate a year in the life of The Cat Named Carrot, as she goes from humble beginnings in a shelter to a loving home with a family of three adorable little girls and internet stardom. Bailey was certainly no ordinary cat—an orange tabby who gained fans around the world when his humanlike antics went viral. Sadly, when 14-year-old Bailey died, his family grieved their loss. They’d never find a cat quite like him—or would they? Then along came Carrot, an orange tabby kitten born as a stray, who appeared just as Erin Merryn and her young girls Abby, Hannah, and baby Claire were mending their broken hearts. Written in the voice of Carrot, follow her remarkable journey from shelter cat to top Instagram celebrity feline. Much like Bailey did, she loves spending time with her human family: making mischief with her girl gang; going joyriding in a pint-sized pink Barbie Jeep; doing arts-and-crafts projects; modeling a pink tutu and flowery headband; enjoying a spa day complete with fluffy robe and cucumber eye treatments; celebrating Christmas, Easter, and every holiday in between. It’s no wonder that Carrot’s videos have gone viral—garnering millions of views on Ellen, the Dodo, Good Morning America, Access Hollywood, People, and many more. Complete with four-color photos that will leave readers purring with delight, the journal of this sweet, adorable kitty with personality to spare shows us that the human-animal bond runs more than fur deep. It is love that will last a lifetime!
Download or read book The Bulletin written by and published by . This book was released on 1897 with total page 480 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Kitty Cats and Crime by : Jinty James
Download or read book Kitty Cats and Crime written by Jinty James and published by Jinty James. This book was released on 2020-03-15 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A cupcake rival tries to steal their business! What will Lauren, Annie, and Zoe do? What happens when a rival sets up his cupcake truck right outside the Norwegian Forest Cat Cafe? Everyone in the small town in Northern California seems drawn to Jason, the good-looking yet arrogant cupcake baker, and his French Bulldog – which means no customers for the trio. But when they discover Jason’s dead body and are treated as major suspects, they decide to investigate! Who is the killer? The ex-girlfriend? The victim’s best friend? Even Ms. Tobin is considered a suspect by the new detective in charge of the case. Lauren and Mitch go on a double date with Zoe and Chris, while Annie finds a possible clue. Meanwhile, Zoe’s idea for AJ, the kitten Annie found, to train as Annie’s assistant in the café, doesn’t quite work out as planned. But when the killer comes knocking, can Lauren, Annie, and Zoe find a way to escape? Or will they have served their last cupcake? This is a humorous, clean, cat cozy mystery with female amateur sleuths, cupcake talk – and Annie, the Norwegian Forest Cat! You may also enjoy: Purrs and Peril – A Norwegian Forest Cat Café Cozy Mystery – Book 1 Meow Means Murder - A Norwegian Forest Cat Café Cozy Mystery – Book 2 Whiskers and Warrants - A Norwegian Forest Cat Café Cozy Mystery – Book 3 Two Tailed Trouble – A Norwegian Forest Cat Cafe Cozy Mystery – Book 4 Paws and Punishment – A Norwegian Forest Cat Café Cozy Mystery – Book 5 METADATA: Cozy mystery series with cats and amateur sleuths Cupcake cozy mystery comedy with female protagonists Cat cozy mystery new releases food bake cook latte coffee culinary humorous cozy mystery cozy mystery with police love interest in small town fun mysteries with cats cozy mystery with a cute Norwegian Forest Cat
Book Synopsis Mickey the Wonder Cat (Book 2) by : Somnath Bhattacharjee
Download or read book Mickey the Wonder Cat (Book 2) written by Somnath Bhattacharjee and published by Somnath Bhattacharjee. This book was released on 2023-12-03 with total page 55 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Mickey: The Cat with Dreams as Big as His Whiskers! Step into the whimsical world of Mickey, a charismatic cat whose dreams are as grand as his catnip-infused couch. From wild adventures in dreamland to navigating the hilarious complexities of CatWood, Mickey's journey is a rollercoaster of laughter, love, and unexpected twists. Join him as he paws his way through dreams, talent shows, romantic escapades, and presidential purr-suits. Get ready for a meow-nificent experience with Mickey – the feline with a flair for the extraordinary! Chapter – 6 So, Mickey's having a wild dream about being a cat heartthrob with not one, not two, but three kitty girlfriends – Mona, Maria, and Mira. They're all into him, singing songs and being all cute. But, oh boy, things take a twist when they decide to turn Mickey's ears into elephant-sized flappers. Dream logic, right? Now, back to reality. Mickey stumbles upon a talent show in CatWood, and let's just say it's a comedy gold mine. There's a magician cat named Tiger, whose tricks are more like "whoopsies" than "wow." First, he tries to make fruits disappear, but they're not going anywhere. Then, he promises a candy rain but ends up with a mouse shower instead! Talk about a cat-astrophe! But wait, the real show-stopper is when Tiger accidentally turns the falling mice into autumn leaves. The cats go nuts trying to catch them, leaving chaos on stage. Poor Zima, the host, takes a tumble, and the judges? Well, they're on a mission to catch mice too. Now, here's the kicker – Mickey, who was 11th in line, suddenly becomes the third participant. How? Nobody knows. But Mickey seizes the moment with a barrage of cat jokes that have the whole audience in stitches. As if things couldn't get crazier, Zima, the host, decides to give Mickey a kiss. But hold your paws! Mickey panics, realizing his cat girlfriend might see him on TV kissing another kitty. He shouts a hilarious "NOOOO!" and narrowly escapes a potential broom attack. Chapter 6 is a sidesplitting mix of dreams, talent show disasters, and Mickey's comedic genius, making you wonder what kind of cat-astrophe he'll stumble into next! Stay tuned for more laughs and cat-tastic adventures. Meow on! Chapter – 7 So, picture this: Mickey's enjoying his cat paradise, right? Colorful walls, catnip-infused cookies in the kitchen, and a wardrobe full of stylish bowties. Life is good in CatWood, or so he thinks. Enter the Cat Postal Service, a.k.a. the PostCats. They knock on Mickey's door, delivering not just letters but a whole lot of drama. Mickey, being the lazy cat he is, tries to pass the responsibility to Jessie, his cat wife. But Jessie's having none of it. She's in the bathroom, probably plotting her next move in the ongoing battle for Mickey's attention. The first letter from Julie, the mysterious gray lady, drops a bomb. Turns out, Jessie might have more than just friendly intentions. Julie, being the drama-loving cat, writes a detailed letter to Mickey, exposing Jessie's plans to steal his affection. Mickey, in a panic, decides to hide the letters, fearing Jessie's wrath. But, oh no, clumsy Mickey drops the first letter right in front of Jessie. Chaos ensues! Jessie, discovering the lovey-dovey letter, goes from confused to furious in seconds. She reads aloud, "Meow, meow, and a thousand meows! How's my favourite whisker-twitching, tail-wagging, utterly charming cat doing today?" Jessie's eyes widen, and she starts connecting the dots about a potential kitten-making plan. As Jessie confronts Mickey, accusing him of planning a feline family with the mysterious Julie, things take a turn for the worse. Mickey, attempting a dramatic escape, heads for the window. But Jessie, armed with slippers and a flower vase, goes full-on warfare mode. Slippers fly, vases crash, and Mickey finds himself on the wrong end of Jessie's feline fury. In a dramatic sequence of events, Jessie, with a battle cry, leaps onto Mickey. The heavy, 30-kilogram cat bomb drops, and Mickey lets out a symphony of yowls and cries. In the midst of this love triangle catastrophe, Mickey realizes that being a charismatic cat comes with its share of risks. Will he survive Jessie's wrath? Will the love triangle drama ever end? Stay tuned for the next chapter of Mickey's rollercoaster romantic escapades in CatWood! Chapter – 8 In the heart of the United States of Meow Cats headquarters, President Mickey faces a catnapping plot that takes an unexpected turn. After a triumphant victory in the presidential election, President Mickey is all set for his parade when he gets diverted into a dark and mysterious path by a seemingly trustworthy cat. Little does he know, he's fallen into the clutches of the Anti-President Gang! In the gloomy lair of the Anti-President Gang, Mickey discovers a room filled with cat mischief and rebellious nonsense. From posters declaring "Whiskers Unite Against Mickey!" to a disco ball trying to add glamour to their campaign, it's clear they've gone all out in their anti-Mickey antics. Tied to a plush throne with rainbow-colored yarn, Mickey finds himself at the mercy of the feline villains. The gang, led by the bossy John, reveals their motive for catnapping the president - they can't stand Mickey's rising popularity and want to put an end to it. Negotiations for his release take a hilarious turn when Mickey's urgent need for a bathroom break becomes the focal point. John, fearing the wrath of his own wife, refuses to let Mickey use the restroom unless a hefty sum of Meow Attention is paid. As Mickey desperately tries to hold on, a series of comedic exchanges ensue, painting a vivid picture of the chaotic lair and the absurdity of the situation. In a surprising turn of events, Mickey's bladder gives in, leading to a moment of embarrassment and panic for both him and the gang. Seizing the opportunity, Mickey makes a break for it, running through dark corridors and narrowly escaping the clutches of the Anti-President Gang. The word spreads like wildfire, and soon, Mickey finds himself in the midst of a crowd of concerned citizens, eager reporters, and bodyguards. As questions about his wet pants and the catnapping attempt flood in, Mickey weaves a creative tale about liquid weapons and bravely escaping the clutches of his captors. Chapter – 9 Picture this: President Mickey, reigning over the United States of Meow Cats from his grand office adorned with fish-shaped pens, is in for a claw-some surprise. The country is in the midst of a housing crisis, and the blame game among ministers reaches WWE-worthy levels. Immigration issues, cardboard shortages, and a gang of smugglers add layers to this fur-raising tale. As Mickey grapples with the crisis, enter Tiger, a magician cat with a flair for drama. Meanwhile, the cat cabinet's internal war escalates, with the FBIMC's head officer declaring an unexpected war against Mickey. Amidst political intrigue and feline chaos, Mickey faces the daunting task of untangling the housing crisis. In a chapter filled with meow-dacious twists, comedic turns, and unexpected alliances, readers are in for a rollercoaster ride. Will Mickey emerge victorious, or will the United States of Meow Cats succumb to pandemonium? Find out as this uproarious chapter weaves political satire, feline humor, and unexpected antics that will leave readers clawing for more! Chapter – 10 Cat Dreams to Cat Naps: The Business Saga Mickey, the cat with dreams as big as his catnip-infused couch, decides to become a billionaire entrepreneur. However, his pursuit of wealth takes a hilarious turn when he explores weight loss online, battles with a sassy AI assistant, and gets inspired by the extravagant lives of 'Cat Billionaires' on TV. Mickey's Restaurant: A Love-Infused Catastrophe Launching 'Mickey's Restaurant,' a haven for single girl cats with the irresistible offer of free meals, seemed like a purrfect plan. But when Mickey's romantic pursuits lead to heartbreak, bankruptcy looms. The dream of being a cat billionaire shatters, and bouncers arrive to collect debts. Will Mickey's entrepreneurial dreams survive the chaos of love and finance? From Whisker Wonderland to Business Woes Join Mickey in a rollercoaster ride of whimsical business ventures, heartwarming dreams, and unexpected pitfalls. Can Mickey rise from financial ruin and find the elusive balance between love and business? Find out in the next chapter of Mickey's unforgettable journey!
