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Book Synopsis Someday My Prints Will Come by : Marilyn Baron
Download or read book Someday My Prints Will Come written by Marilyn Baron and published by The Wild Rose Press Inc. This book was released on 2015-04-15 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Eva, a minor goddess of the Venus variety, descended from a distinguished line of matchmakers, operates a business called Someday My Prints Will Come, a virtual lost-and-found of mismatched prints for photo processors around the country. She uses the leftover space on the database to accomplish her primary mission as a modern-day matchmaker. While Eva successfully helps others find their soulmates, she has never been in love. No matter how hard she tries, she can’t find the perfect woman for a particularly picky client—Noah Prince, the emissary for rich and powerful CEO Adam Prinsky of Prinsky Electronics. Noah holds the key to Eva’s past, and he’s hoping to win her heart before he has to break it. This paranormal/fantasy tells the tale of how the matchmaker, who also hopes that one day her prince will come, finds a match.
Book Synopsis The Everything Photography Book by : Melissa Martin Ellis
Download or read book The Everything Photography Book written by Melissa Martin Ellis and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-03-18 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: People love taking pictures, and there are more photography options today than ever before! Including thirty black-and-white photos depicting proper shooting, development, and general photography techniques, this photography guide covers: Selecting the right camera, lens, and accessories The pros and cons of film vs. digital Controlling exposures with apertures and shutter speeds Black-and-white versus color photography Ways to modify light and use flash Printing and developing photos Turning a photography hobby into a career Whether theyÆre shooting portraits and still life or travel and nature photos, this is the perfect resource for any photographer. From the beginner to the experienced shutter-clicker, enthusiasts of all ages and skill levels will find the information they need to take great pictures.
Download or read book Clearwater Justice written by Al Rennie and published by Smashwords. This book was released on 2014-08-21 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lawyer, Bob Morse is in a jam and Joe is looking for his missing witness; Sean and little Billy bump into some trouble at school; Jeremy and Mitch may have solved a cold case but only a field trip to Georgia will prove it; Luke gets married; Jimmy and Max pay a visit to escape a brutal Canadian winter; CHIPs hits the national media; Romance, mystery, humor, and suspense; another romp in paradise.
Book Synopsis Ten Camels for My Wife by : John Meadows
Download or read book Ten Camels for My Wife written by John Meadows and published by Andrews UK Limited. This book was released on 2016-09-14 with total page 235 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A highly entertaining anecdotal collection of humorous life observations during a trip around the world. Travelling by bus to Kathmandu, the author experiences hair-raising misadventures: a chase through Jerusalem, a gun battle in Jordan, a pummelling by a gargantuan masseur in Istanbul, a python in India, and the terrifying James Bond encounter in Australia. His portrait of an Afghani shopkeeper has a bizarre twist. Time-travelling detours punctuate interesting stories about the Taj Mahal, Sydney Opera House, Tahiti, Easter Island statues and Christ in Rio. More than a travelogue, personal insights and character portrayals are underscored by whimsical humour.
Book Synopsis Bear Stories by : Donald Lee Shaffer
Download or read book Bear Stories written by Donald Lee Shaffer and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2008-01-31 with total page 420 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fred F. Dunn from Brooklyn, CT has released a book published by AuthorHouse titled BEAR STORIES. The stories, written in rhyme, by the late Donald Lee Shaffer, consist of witty puns and satire with an occasional hint of opinionated sarcasm from a bears point of view. Hilarious twists to familiar fairy tales demonstrate Mr. Shaffers unique sense of humor. Amusing clarification of BEARS being depicted as the true hero of historical events reveals Shaffers distinctive wit. His exceptional styles in maintaining rhyme along with a smooth flowing story-line, coupled with an abundance of humor makes this book a MUST-READ for people (Or Bears) of all ages. The book consists of seventy seven stories and parodies. You will laugh, you will chuckle, you will enjoy.
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Book Synopsis More One Liners, Jokes and Gags by : Grant Tucker
Download or read book More One Liners, Jokes and Gags written by Grant Tucker and published by Biteback Publishing. This book was released on 2013-11-07 with total page 298 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After making us laugh out loud with 5,000 Great One-Liners, Grant Tucker goes one better with this uproarious sequel! More One-Liners is another hilarious volume of the finest quips, zingers, puns and wisecracks known to humanity. From twists on the classics to modern greats, from A-grade antics to X-rated gags, from jokes you could tell your mother to jokes about yo momma, there's something short, sweet and wickedly clever for everyone in this definitive volume.
Book Synopsis From My Heart, The Citadel - Volume II – Animals by : Martin Howard Samuel
Download or read book From My Heart, The Citadel - Volume II – Animals written by Martin Howard Samuel and published by Malaika Music. This book was released on 2022-03-18 with total page 85 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From My Heart, The Citadel - Volume II - Animals 40 fun, funny, insightful, whimsical, silly and some even serious, animal-related poems: A Tiger's Tale ★ A Wee Tale ★ Abducktive 'F' Reasoning ★ Act Unnaturally ★ And The Cat Crept In ★ Billy Goat ★ Birds Of A Feather ★ Blue Ducks ★ Caterpillar Wisdom ★ Copycat ★ Coquí ★ Don't Hound Me! ★ Elk ★ Feline Foibles ★ Good Company ★ Horse Sense ★ How Now Slough? ★ Howlin' Like The Wolf ★ It's A Dog's Life ★ Jersey Belle, My Jersey Girl ★ Jim-Jams ★ Kangaroo Or Two ★ Lemur ★ Magic Rabbit ★ Mystery Solved ★ Ode To An Ocelot ★ Once Upon A Time ★ Poles Apart ★ Ptooey ★ Question Of The Ages ★ Quickie ★ Reverie ★ Ribbit ★ Seussome Story ★ Shaggy Dog Story ★ Shallow End Of The Pool ★ The Answer's A Lemming ★ Today's The Day ★ To Wit, To Woo ★ We're Off To See The Lizard
Download or read book The Yearbook written by Peter Lerangis and published by Open Road Media. This book was released on 2012-03-20 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: DIVA high school yearbook editor stumbles on a body—and his school’s evil secret /divDIV/divDIVAccording to his IQ test, David Kallas is a genius, even if his teachers think he’s a slacker. His sole extracurricular activity is the yearbook, and he only became editor as an excuse to get close to Ariana Maas. On his way to the printer’s to check on the book, he takes a shortcut to spy on Ariana and her boyfriend—the impossibly perfect Stephen Taylor—and ends up finding something even nastier than two students making out: a butchered corpse floating in the creek./divDIV /divDIVThe body leads David to a disturbing secret about his school’s past. When members of the senior class start dying, David is determined to solve the mystery and save the school—even if he has to destroy himself to do it./divDIV /divDIVThis ebook features an illustrated biography of Peter Lerangis including rare photos and never-before-seen documents from the author’s personal collection./divDIV /div
Book Synopsis The Story Jar by : Robin Lee Hatcher
Download or read book The Story Jar written by Robin Lee Hatcher and published by Hendrickson Publishers. This book was released on 2021-10-05 with total page 183 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two best-selling novelists combine their creativity and skill for two stories threaded together by the concept of a story jar—a place for memories and mementos that honor and encourage mothers. In Bedford’s The Hair Ribbons, a mother’s love and strength are passed down to a daughter facing the same disease that took her mother—breast cancer. In Hatcher’s Heart Rings, a mother and daughter learn to reach across the generation gap and ultimately accept each other with love. The Story Jar includes letters and anecdotes about motherhood from other authors, including Karen Kingsbury, Jerry Jenkins, Francine Rivers, Lori Copeland and Debbie Macomber.
Download or read book Groan And Bear It written by and published by Gary Younglove. This book was released on 2010 with total page 360 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you like word play and puns, you will love this book. Relying on a lifetime of collecting Shaggy Dog Stories, Spoonerisms, and other attacks on the English language, the author has produced a book that is becoming a reference for punsters. This book has over 310 of the best 'Groaners' ever told. Each one is contained on a single page and features an illustration and title relevant to the story. These set-up puns comprise a goldmine of tales that can be stretched in the act of telling, thus making the listener's 'Groan' more significant. Included is a foreword by Stan Kegel, International Punster of the Year and O. Henry Pun-Off Championships Judge. Also included are 6 pages of simple pun statements and many links to pun sites on the web.
Book Synopsis Understanding Language through Humor by : Stanley Dubinsky
Download or read book Understanding Language through Humor written by Stanley Dubinsky and published by Cambridge University Press. This book was released on 2011-09-15 with total page 213 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Students often struggle to understand linguistic concepts through examples of language data provided in class or in texts. Presented with ambiguous information, students frequently respond that they do not 'get it'. The solution is to find an example of humour that relies on the targeted ambiguity. Once they laugh at the joke, they have tacitly understood the concept, and then it is only a matter of explaining why they found it funny. Utilizing cartoons and jokes illustrating linguistic concepts, this book makes it easy to understand these concepts, while keeping the reader's attention and interest. Organized like a course textbook in linguistics, it covers all the major topics in a typical linguistics survey course, including communication systems, phonetics and phonology, morphemes, words, phrases, sentences, language use, discourses, child language acquisition and language variation, while avoiding technical terminology.
Book Synopsis The Everything Photography Book by : Elliot Khuner
Download or read book The Everything Photography Book written by Elliot Khuner and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2003-11-01 with total page 388 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.
Download or read book Martin Sloane written by Michael Redhill and published by Back Bay Books. This book was released on 2009-02-28 with total page 201 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The story of a relationship across two decades, of Jolene's search for Martin Sloane when one day he disappears from their home without warning or explanation, is told in a novel that brilliantly and movingly explores the vagaries of love and friendship, the burdens of personal history, and the enigmatic power of art.
Book Synopsis Language and Meaning by : Betty J Birner
Download or read book Language and Meaning written by Betty J Birner and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2017-11-06 with total page 129 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Language and Meaning provides a clear, accessible and unique perspective on the philosophical and linguistic question of what it means to mean. Looking at relationships such as those between literal and non-literal meanings, linguistic form and meaning, and language and thought, this volume tackles the issues involved in what we mean and how we convey it. Divided into five easy-to-read chapters, it features: Broad coverage of semantic, pragmatic and philosophical approaches, providing the reader with a balanced and comprehensive overview of the topic; Frequent examples to demonstrate how meaning is perceived and manipulated in everyday discourse, including the importance of context, scientific studies of human language, and theories of pragmatics; Topics of debate and key points of current theories, including references to ongoing controversies in the field; Annotated further reading, allowing students to explore topics in more detail. Aimed at undergraduate students with little or no prior knowledge of linguistics, this book is essential reading for those studying this topic for the first time.
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Dad Says Jokes and published by Cassell. This book was released on 2018-10-04 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the most-followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @dadsaysjokes, comes a collection of hilariously cheesy jokes that will leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure. This is the perfect gift for dads who want to expand their repertoire and anyone who fancies reminiscing about a childhood full of these no-nonsense 'bad' puns. Here are a couple of tasters: Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? A: Because they lactose. Q: Are you today's date? A: Cuz you're 10/10.
Book Synopsis The Practical Heart by : Allan Gurganus
Download or read book The Practical Heart written by Allan Gurganus and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2010-09-01 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A luminous quartet, five years in the writing, reveals even more fully the breathtaking range of "a storyteller in the grand tradition" (New York Times). Allan Gurganus's voice--by turn bawdy and serene, folkloric and profane--deepens as it soars into this quiet masterwork. Four new fables--rich in event, comedy, experience--surge with the force of history's headlines versus sidestreet human fortitude. Improbable heroes and heroines spiral outward from Gurganus's familiar Carolina terrain. Each fires into a wild and differing direction, all in quest of some fantasy that's practically impossible: --An impoverished immigrant has her portrait painted (or not) by John Singer Sargent. --A young man's devotion to saving eighteenth-century homes—and their odd lingering ghosts—helps him find unlikely ways to renovate his own mortality. --A pillar of the community becomes, over the course of one cartoon matinee, its pariah. --A beloved, transfixingly homely father shows his village and his only son a decency stronger than race, humiliation, or even death itself. These characters' quixotic missions prove mysterious, often even to themselves. Their legacies are not easily deciphered. And yet, their most impractical wishes soon become the heartiest facts about each. They manage to wrest battle-courage from everyday indecision. Out of superstition and convention, they lift certainty. They each find a wealth of consoling truths banked--immortal--in the all-too-human heart. Allan Gurganus's great powers--announced more than a decade ago by Oldest Living Confederate Widow Tells All--here achieve a yearning exuberance worthy of a new Whitman. These leaps of sexual longing, empathy, and faith become a major new gift from this essential fablemaker.
